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For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications
or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual
gratification. In other words, have you done it in a serious basis?
Trying it a few times to see what it’s like does not count.

Have you ever done any of the following:
…End of the part12. To be continued..

This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone of your
OWN gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is someone of the
OPPOSITE gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to
be someone of your OWN gender.

Have you ever done any of the following:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
239. kissed someone on the lips?
240. french kissed someone?
241. necked?
242. petted?
243. received manual sex?
244. given manual sex?
245. received oral sex?
246. given oral sex?
…End of the part11. To be continued..

THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 4.0 (500)
Final Release
23-Apr-1988
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
…End of the part1. To be continued..

–

_______________________________________________________________________________
THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 3.5A (400)
Final Release
13-Apr-1985
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste.
Virginity can be cured.
This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________
N O T I C E
Disclaimer of Liability
The user of this test acknowledges, understands, and agrees that sex is a
hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement
at all times; that their partner’s condition vary constantly and are greatly
affected by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in
terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and
debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom
area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and
equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to customers not
copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in
injury can happen at any time, even to customers copulating in control with
proper sexual equipment. Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and
exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities
of your sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and
within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these
hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or
damage to property which might result from the customer’s use of the partner’s
facilities.
As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees (1) that in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
without refund; (2) that the partner is the property of the harem and, upon
…End of the part1. To be continued..

II.

Have you:

56. Had sex while drunk or high?
57. Had sex with more than 1 person since you began having sex?
58. Had sex with more than 10 people since you began having sex?
59. Had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
60. Had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
61. Had sex with a virgin?
62. Had sex with someone younger than 15?
63. Had sex with someone older than 25?
64. Had sex with someone whose last name you didn’t know?
65. Had sex with other people in the house/area (dorms included)?
66. Had sex with other people watching?
67. Had sex in anything other than the missionary position?
68. Had sex more than 3 times in one night/day?
69. ‘d?
70. Had a man come in your mouth?
71. Had sex in a car?
72. Had sex in an airplane?
73. Had sex in an elevator?
74. Had sex in your own house?
75. Had sex in a public place?
76. Had sex under 3 feet of water?
77. Had sex on the first date?
78. Had sex with most of your clothes on?
79. Had sex without birth control? (you dumbfuck!)
80. Had sex to get something (a job, drugs, etc)?
81. Had sex while tied down? (The Amy Baxter ACK! Contest Winning Question)
82. Hired someone for sex?
83. Forced someone to have sex?
84. Been forced to have sex?
85. Participated in S & M?
86. Engaged in transvesticism?
87. Engaged in “Golden Showers”?
88. Thought you or your partner was pregnant?
89. Had an abortion (or has your partner)?
90. Gotten VD?

III.

Have you ever performed sexual acts:

91. While being filmed or photographed?
92. With someone more than 5 years younger than you?
93. With someone more than 10 years older than you?
94. With someone of your own sex?
95. With a relative?
96. With an animal?
97. With an inanimate object?
98. With a human vegetable?
99. With a retarded person?
100. With a dead person? (Anyone answering YES to this question deserves an
automatic ZERO for their score.)

–

The Purity Test

Answer YES or NO to the following 100 questions. At the end of the test,
total up the number of NO answers. This is your score. The higher the score,
the ‘purer’ you are.

All questions pertain to men and women not related to you, unless otherwise
specified.

I.

Have you ever:

1. Had a cigarette?
2. Had alcohol?
3. Tried pot or hash?
4. Tried stronger drugs (coke, acid, shrooms, etc)?
5. Thrown up from alcohol?
6. Kissed a woman?
7. Kissed a man?
8 French kissed a man?
9. French kissed a woman?
10. Put your tongue in someone’s ear?
11. Had someone put their tongue in your ear?
12. Fondled a woman’s breast, or had your breast fondled?
13. Put your mouth on a woman’s breast, or had it done to you?
14. Seen a nude man?
15. Seen a nude woman?
16. Had telephone sex?
17. Undressed a man sexually?
18. Undressed a woman sexually?
19. Been sexually undressed?
20. Fondled a man’s genitals?
21. Fondled a woman’s genitals?
22. Had an orgasm?
23. Climaxed from a partner’s fondling?
24. Brought a partner to climax thru fondling?
25. Performed fellatio?
26. Performed cunnilingus?
27. Climaxed from oral sex?
28. Brought a partner to climax thru oral sex?
29. “Finger-fucked”?
30. “Dry fucked” (with all your clothes on)?
31. Bathed or showered with a man?
32. Bathed or showered with a woman?
…End of the part1. To be continued..

1. Are you pure?
_______________________________________________________________________________
I. Scoring
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containing
one itty-bitty answer to the Purity Test (Ooooooh!). Sworn to excellence of
workmanship, we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score.
There are several methods; the calculator method works best. Also there is the
a la mainframe method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.)

Scoring method: Count “yes” answers.
Multiply the result by 100.
The result is your percentage purity.

The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower the
score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are.
(Kinda cut-and-dry, black-and-white, eh?)

For your reference, we include calculator directions:
For people with real calculators (HP):
<# of YES answers> [ENTER] 100 *
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<# of YES answers> * 100 =
_______________________________________________________________________________
II. Warranty Information
We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a
warranty, nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow
somewhat better in bed or the haystack.
The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or
damages resulting from this test, including but not limited to paternity suits.
Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of
the publisher; just DON’T edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the
authors of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate
family, or fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary
from state to state (i.e. inebriated, ecstacy).
(Editor’s Note: Yeah, right.)
Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance
discouraged and frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not
included. Some assembly may be required. Does not come with any other
figures.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.

The above is a public service announcement of this institution.

EDITOR’S FINAL NOTE: This ‘unofficial’ version of the purity test was designed
with one thought in mind: that PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS
TO DO THAN SIT AROUND AND ASK ABSURD NAUGHTY QUESTIONS! I
mean, it’s one thing to ask “Have you ever done it?” but
it’s another thing to ask “Have you ever done it while
piloting an aircraft of over 30,000 pounds unladen net
weight over a foreign country in the late summer while
reading a copy of ‘Wuthering Heights’ and being almost
(but not quite) totally naked?” and to ask about every
other bloody state in between!! 400 questions was a
daunting task, but 500 questions? EYUUGH! Not to mention
that after plowing through the 500-question test one
time, almost every person we’ve talked to has had their
Purity score go up! So we’ve taken it upon ourselves to
alleviate the burden of taking a long-winded, inaccurate
examination by reducing it to a quick quiz of personal
beliefs; if YOU think you’ve done enough to be impure,
GO FOR IT! Far be it for US to tell you how pure you
are! It’s all up to you. And isn’t that what it’s all
about, anyway?

************> Brought to you by: Patrick G. Salsbury, Super Genius <***********

************> Joseph V. Prisco, aka Pope Zaphod I of the 80 columns <***********

************> and your local True Value Hardware dealer… <***********

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Version 1 (100) Created at MIT’s Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for
male, and one for female. Not much is known about this
version. It was ported to CMU by ps in 1982.
Version 2 (247) Spring 1983 – CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al.
Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “we’ll think
of three more tomorrow”, and tomorrow never got there.
Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden.
Does not discriminate against gays or bi’s. Good correspondence
of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
version and version 2. Added Genesis/History section.
Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up same bugs
in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in verbose
history section.
Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400.
Version 3.5B (400) on 18-Mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/ as
Intermediate release, with footnotes integrated into main body
of text and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in
Fall, 1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend at
MIT (where it all began), who hadn’t seen any versions except
the antique Version 1.
Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd (CLARINET@YALEVM)
Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history
cleaned up.
Version 4.0 (500) on 23-April-1988: Yale (Silliman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, mlm,
and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question version
expanded to 500 questions.
Version 5.0 (1) on 19-June-1989: SUNY College at Oswego and SUNY University at
…End of the part2. To be continued..

================================================================================

THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T

_______________________________________________________________________________

Version 5.01 (1)
Final Release
11-September-1989
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

…End of the part1. To be continued..

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!

–

Shaved versus “natural” looks. This is a matter of taste (pun
intended). Pussies shaved bare are very sensitive and sensual, especially
once you begin to get things wet with your tounge. You can also trim her
bush for her, which by the way, is a great turn on for her, and shows her
how delicate and gentle you can be. If you can’t convince her to shave
it all off, try buying her a swimsuit that is very narrowly cut down the
front. She’ll likely shave so she can wear the suit. If neither of you
wants her shaved bare, make it a part of your foreplay to keep her bush
trimmed neatly.

Trimming her bush is best done with a pair of small scissors with
the points rounded (or covered with adhesive tape). Using a comb, comb
through her hair gently to remove tangles first. Now, with a towel under
her, you can trim for length. Start out long, so that you don’t leave her
bush a mass of short, bristly stubble that will irriate. This is
espcially important between her legs. If her hair curls next to her
labia, cut the hair about half way through the curl, so that it doesn’t
stick straight out. If you want to shape her bush, say into a heart,
trim the outline first, before you cut the length. That way, you won’t
thin too much hair out and leave bare or thin spots.

If you are going to shave her, be sure to have a good CLEAN safety
razor, a NEW blade (less irritation and fewer nicks), soap or shave
cream, some tissue paper (for any minor nicks), and skin cream or oil for
afterwards. Shaving her pussy will be a job much like shaving your own
face, except that you’ll be working in a far more sensitive area and more
difficult too.

Begin by trimming her bush short, then laying a warm washcloth on
her while you prepare the soap. Leave her bush damp and lather, being
sure that you clean off her slit and clit so you can protect them later.
Keep the skin taut, and with a warm, wet razor, made light, even strokes.
Use your own finger to protect any potentially sensitive area from being
nicked. If you should see a cut, put a small piece of dry tissue on it
to let it stop bleeding and then continue shaving her. Holding her legs
wide, one at a time will help. Once you have shaved her mons, and around
her vaginal slit, complete the job by carefully shaving around her anus
too. All done? Good, now take the skin oil or cream (which you should
have set in some warm water), and massage that into her freshly shaved
skin.

Either way, trimming or shaving her will normally have her nerves
just slightly on edge, and the touch of your hands will cause her to
become aroused. Often, just trimming her bush will cause her to produce a
thick, white cream as you comb, tease, and trim around her most sensitive
areas. And, she can seldom resist keeping her hands from exploring your
handiwork. Let her see and feel it, and tell her she is beautiful.

…End of the part3. To be continued..

If you do these things correctly, she’ll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don’t let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.

Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you’re like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her react
are special places that you should remember.

For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don’t know), haven’t become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you’ll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.

Now, if you’ve ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being “raw”? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that’s the feeling she’ll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don’t keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.

Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Dedicated to the Ladies

I can’t help it. I love eating a girl’s pussy. If the lady in
question has a nice pussy, I’ll lick her until my jaws ache and my tounge
is ready to fall off. I just love it.

Why? Because, I enjoy watching her reactions while I explore her
most sensitive areas. Eating pussy well involves more than just your
tounge and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain
attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we’ll
tackle that first.

Some guys have the attitude that once she’s wet, she’s ready, and
they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn’t to
“get her ready”, but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an
attitude that says to a woman “I want to make you feel good”, she’ll
enjoy it more, and what you spend in time and effort on her, she’ll
return to you later.

This brings us to “how do I do it?” Simple. Do anything that comes
to mind, but without hurrying. Take your time and tease. Don’t rush her
to an orgasm. If you’ve already buried your tounge between her legs,
then begin thinking about other parts of your bodies. Use your hands.
While you’re there, your hands can caress her thighs, calves, feet (if
she’s not ticklish), or her stomach, sides, belly, etc. If you have long
hair, lightly draw it over some sensitive area, such as her inner thighs.

The actual act usually concentrates on her vagina and clitoris. Now,
if you’re paying attention to her reactions, you’ll notice that constant
clitoral licking won’t get the job done. Spend anywhere from 15 to 45
seconds on her clit, then move around. Circle the clit with your tounge
tip, lightly, and then follow the folds of her labia down to her
entrance. Spend some time using your lips to play with her pussy-lips,
and then work your way back to her clit. This will allow you to taste
her, and coat your tounge with her wonderfully slippery juices, which
aids in creating the sensations on her clit.

Personally, I’ve found the area between the outer folds of her labia
and the tops of her thighs to be incredibly sensitive. This little “no-
man’s-land” area is often overlooked. Before diving in, slowly and gently
kiss and lick this area, teasing her by getting closer and closer on one
side, and just when she expects you to “go for it”, start all over on the
other side. This same idea can be prolonged even more by starting with
her inner thighs, just above her knees and working your way up, nipping
her skin with your lips lightly as you alternate from thigh to thigh.
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THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a
pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift
your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while.
The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons
pubis will do the trick.

THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away
from the cock. Pretend you’re a campfire girl and start spinning
his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you’ll keep the home
fires burning for a long time to come.

THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft,
pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting
as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your
hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke
the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating
experience.

THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the whispy strands of
pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don’t pull so hard that
you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make
him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.

THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and
down.

THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly
pat his inner thighs.

BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you’re stroking him.
He’ll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you
more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.

As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing
that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the
uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your
manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.

–

If your partner doesn’t seem to have a very firm erection, try
using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local
sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight
burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard.
Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps. If you really
want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls
and watch him go through the roof.

One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand
motions. Here are a few indispensable techniques:

SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you
develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the dif-
ference. Don’t get into a routine where the strokes are dull,
and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point
where he’s singing out, “I second that hand motion!”

DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated
hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both
hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to
caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base
of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft,
move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
Pretend you’re holding a baseball bat and are about to score a
grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one
up, one down at the same time. There’s no doubt that two hands
are better than one.

THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all
the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it.
Meanwhile you’re bringing your corresponding hand down to the top
of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the
name “anvil stroke.” Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a
double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
piping-hot anvil.

THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the “shuttle cock,” but it’s one of
the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching
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Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat
out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out.
Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the
tight lid of a jar. Your man will be groaning in delicious
agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring
him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and proba-
bly try to push your hand away, but he’s loving every second of
it. Now’s your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though
he’s pleading with you to stop!

After you’ve done this for a while, slip your hand down his
testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly
tugging them down away from his shaft. If they are big and
bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of
times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they
are. Whatever you do, don’t squeeze them! This could put a real
damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might
notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This is
perfectly normal. Once you feel comfortable with the way his
balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his
shaft. Depending on their size and the amount of room in the
scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis.
He will like the way this feels.

Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a
makeshift goosehead formation. Very lightly, begin to stroke his
erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive
shaft and balls. You may wish to slip the pocket of your goose-
head handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there
for a few seconds.

About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natu-
ral lubricant. Pre-seminal fluid is nature’s way of moistening
the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more
easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis. An
uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin
and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubri-
cate the shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic
aphrodisiac for you both.

If there is little or no pre-cum, don’t be concerned. It is not
a requirement, and it doesn’t always appear at exactly the same
time.
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Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different
variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting
stale. Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both
of you. So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the
walking.

Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we
need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel
women aren’t skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too
limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to
apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,
disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to scratch.
Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper
methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can
perform the following exercises. But it is written with an
experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or
small? Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater
attention than the size of a man’s penis. Man’s obsession with
cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate
past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it’s a waste of
time. A large penis doesn’t have any effect on a woman’s physi-
cal enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attach-
ment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it
straight like an arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy
mass of the shaft? Does your hand completely engulf it? This is
good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don’t be an
organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual
girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases,
try both hands to insure you don’t miss any of the tender areas
while stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man
loves to have his penis worshiped, played with, tickled, fondled,
massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or
disgusted.

Don’t start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the full-
ness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top
of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the
other half and end back down at the balls. The movements should
be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.
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Another Great You-Can-Be-A- file from Brutus Maccabee!
(c) July 11, 1988 {8th day of the Tour de France}

Ok, you’re a normal guy with normal needs. Your girlfriend won’t put out; you
don’t have enough for a whore. Pornos and Playboy just don’t cut it anymore.
You want real live sexual activity before you. Fucking the Dead is one way.
(Someone wrote a file on that didn’t they?) But this way maggots don’t eat your
cock off while you’re a-fucking.
If you live in a large building on a high floor, peeping should be no problem.
All you need to do is find a careless neighbor anywhere in your view from your
window. A young couple who still go at it and walk around the house naked a lot
are prime specimens.
A pre-peeping idea:
Try to carry groceries up for the wife while the husband is at
work. Then while she is going back downstairs, open the shades
in the bedroom and open the window in the bathroom. If they are
careless enough then you should get a good show that night.
Or, try any way to get into the apartment. If you are young and
innocent looking say you are taking some poll or survey. Then do
the thing with the blinds and get ready.
If you’re into illegal shit, why not just break in? And if you
have electronic equipment, set up some cameras in the bedroom or
bathroom or wherever. Also, bug the place to get the full audio
as well.
Ok, you’re ready to peep. At night, if they have the lights on and you have the
lights off, they can’t see your ass at all. Just get out the binoculars and
peep to your hearts content. Of course, when they turn out the lights you
can’t see shit, but they won’t turn them off right away know what I mean? And
they never turn off the bathroom light so if she is a habitual showerer…get
going. If the building they live in is close enough to yours you don’t even
need binoculars. But if you do need them, focus them beforehand because they
are a bitch to focus in the dark. Kitchens are good places to look as well,
because I have found that after a good fuck the wife usually comes out for a
drink and doesn’t bother to re-dress, and the light from the refrigerator
makes her show up very nicely.
Another good place to peep is at the beach. Some of the girls there have so
little on that they’re better than naked because it holds all the flesh in
place know what I mean? Just take out you’re binoculars and pretend that
you’re looking at the sailboats or light houses or some bullshit like that.
Then casually scan the beach! Woah! Awesome! Focus on some asses, you can see
through some of the material at close range.
You can also peep into houses and even onto the beach while hidden in a tree.
Or even while just sittng in a tree where you’re not really noticeable. Always
go pretty high for best affect. (Or is it effect?). If you know a hot girl
well, try to go over to her house and when there open all the shades and blinds
and curtains. Then if someone in her family catches you around the house while
peeping just say you were coming to see her. Ta-da!
Welp, thats all for this presentattion. There are a lot more places and ways
to peep, but I hope you get the general idea!
Special thanks to: All my careless neighbors and all the hot girls on the beach.

This has been a Brutus Maccabee presentation!
Watch for my new X-Rated series:
The Adventures of Betty Bondage and Laura Lust

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REFLECTIONS
2406 S. Cushman
Fairbanks
(907) 456-3748
Take Airport Way (main street through Fairbanks) to Cushman.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 5:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 4:00PM to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00, 8:00PM to 4:00AM
CLUB CAPACITY: 300
FOOD SERVICE: Steaks & Hamburgers served in location adjoining the
club.
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Topless & nude table dances available.

GOOD TIME CHARLIE’S
Box 605
Soldotna
(907) 262-9909
Mile 92 Sterling Hwy. Soldotna, AK.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 5:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to 4:30AM
COVER CHARGE: None
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ALASKA

CRAZY HORSE SALOON
1564 Hyder
Anchorage
(907) 279-1231
At 16th and Gambell Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:30AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 4:00PM to 2:15AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 during special features.
CLUB CAPACITY: 187
FOOD SERVICE: Sandwiches
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature dancers the first week of every month.

THE GREAT ALASKAN BUSH COMPANY #2
631 E. International Airport Road
Anchorage
(907) 561-6692
Located at the intersection of Old Seward Hwy. and International
Airport Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 2:30AM, Sun 7:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: One drink minimum
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Munchies
DRESS CODE: Informal/Business
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Wednesday nights are Party Nites with give aways from liquor
distributors as well as from the club’s souvenir shop “The Back
Room”.
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SHOWCASE LOUNGE
2006A S. Memorial Pkwy.
Huntsville
(205) 539-9189
Corner of Governors Drive and Memorial Pkwy.
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 10:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 1:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 1:00PM to 2:00
COVER CHARGE: Sun – Thur $1.00, Fri & Sat $2.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 220
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Neat
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Lady Adonis Show every month.

CANDY STORE
6321 Hwy. 90, W.
Mobile
(205) 666-9843
One mile east of I-10 on Hwy 90.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 1:00PM to 3:00AM, Sat 1:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $3.00 ($5.00 when feature acts appear).
CLUB CAPACITY: 300
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts appear one week each month, including girls seen in
national magazines and on television.
Club provides security inside and out. Drink specials every day.

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ALABAMA

BOODLES
7121 2nd Ave. #A
Birmingham
(205) 833-4001

DIAMOND JIM’S BUNNY CLUB
1631 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9500

LYNN’S DEN
1310 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9054
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 280
FOOD SERVICE: Oyster bar and full food service. Specializing in
seafood.
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour from Noon until 7:00PM. Spring and Summer Special
Shows, Male Revues, and Professional Strippers. Big Screen TV.
25 Beautiful Waitresses.

SAMMY’S GO-GO & LOUNGE
449 Valley Ave.
Birmingham
(205) 942-9910

LACY’S BOTTOMS UP
3249 Old Railroad Bed Road
Harvest
(205) 722-9829
Located off of Hwy. 72 West on Limestone County and Madison
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WISCONSIN

THE RITZ
Hwy. 14
Darien
(414) 724-9254
Located on Hwy 14, 2-1/2 miles south of I-43.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon 6:00PM to 2:00AM, Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Tues – Thur $6.00, Fri & Sat $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Hosts a topless car wash in the summer.

RICKY’S GO-GO
2601 W. State
Milwaukee
(414) 933-1520
Located west of downtown and north of Wisconsin Ave. and 26th
Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Thur 7:30PM to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat 7:30PM to
2:30AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 Sun – Thur, $3.00 Fri & Sat
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Very casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts usually appear Mon – Sat, every week.

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NIGHT MOVES CLUB
Hwy. 29
Shawano
(715) 787-3806
Ten miles west of Shawano on Hwy 29.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 75
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

WYOMING

CLOWN’S DEN
Hwy. 85, S.
Cheyenne
(307) 635-0765
Seven miles south of Cheyenne on the Greeley Highway, at the
Colorado/Wyoming State Line.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: After 8:00PM; Mon & Tues $3.00, Wed Free, Thur – Sat
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
5 to 8 dancers appear nightly. Happy hour from 6:00PM to 8:00PM,
Mon – Sat. Club features an excellent sound and lighting system,
a live DJ/Emcee, and feature acts regularly appear.

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