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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
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Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
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Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 1 Question

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THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T

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Version 5.01 (1)
Final Release
11-September-1989
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part50

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

JUNCTION CAFE
16912 Warwick Blvd.
Newport News
(804) 887-0424
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri Noon to 2:00AM, Sat 5:00PM to 2:00AM, Sun
7:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: Full Menu
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club holds many contests including: Wet T-Shirt Contests, Calender
Girl competitions, female wrestling, and dance contests.

LEE ART THEATER
934 W. Grace Street
Richmond
(804) 359-8000

WASHINGTON

DEJA VU-EVERETT
5329 Evergreen Way
Everett
(206) 347-3944

LUSTY LADY THEATER
1315 First Ave.
Seattle
(206) 622-2120
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WASHINGTON (continued)

KITTENS NIGHT CLUB
8920 S. Tacoma Way
Tacoma
(206) 588-9500
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No

WEST VIRGINIA

CHEETAH LOUNGE III
5180 US Route 60, E.
Huntington
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part35

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

NEVADA

CAN-CAN ROOM
3155 Industrial Road
Las Vegas
(702) 737-1161
Located behind the Stardust Hotel on Industrial Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to Dawn
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally schedules special features or events.

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NEVADA (continued)

TENDER TRAP
311 E. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas
(702) 732-1111
Located 1/2 mile east of Bally’s
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 6:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: Small
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No t-shirts

NEW JERSEY

RJ’S
1450 St. George Ave.
Avenel
(908) 388-9119

HEART BREAKERS
611 Bloomfield Ave.
Bloomfield
(201) 748-5848

PEEK-A-BOO
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part27

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

signal turn right, at next signal turn right again. Club is one
mile down, on left.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 11:30AM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 160
FOOD SERVICE: Deli
DRESS CODE: Casual

HAWAII
THE CLASSIC CAT
818 Sheridan St.
Honolulu
(808) 947-2121
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 2:00PM to 4:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Mon – Sat 7:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 2:00PM to 4:00A
COVER CHARGE: $1.00 Mon – Thur $2.00 Fri & Sat
CLUB CAPACITY: 165
FOOD SERVICE: Full Menu with Daily Specials
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Sunday from 2:00PM to 8:00PM – “Super Pix ‘92″ Photo Contest -
Photograph Nude Women, live, and win cash prizes. Also a Beer
Drinkers Special – two 50 oz pitchers for $11.00 until 10:00PM.

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ILLINOIS

RED GARTER
318 Madison Ave.
Brooklyn
(618) 271-0002
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

LAND OF MINT & HONEY
180 Sinsinawa, E.
East Dubuque
(815) 747-9999

CRAZY ROCK
Romeoville
Located at the intersection of Route 53 and Rock Road in
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part16

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00, Sun after 6:00PM; $7.00, Fri & Sat 2:00PM to
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: None

CANDY CAT TOO
6816 Winnetka Ave.
Canoga Park
(818) 999-3187
Near the intersection of Vanowen and Winetka Avenues.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 12:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Pool Tournament and Dance Contest every week.

CANDY CAT I
21625 Devonshire
Chatsworth
(818) 341-0134
Near the Intersection of Owensmouth and Devonshire.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 12:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None

CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Pool tournament and Dance Contest weekly.

CLASSY LADY
20922 Lassen Street
Chatsworth
(818) 998-6178

BARE ELEGANCE
4824 W. Imperial Hwy.
Hawthorne
(213) 649-1100
Near the corner of Imperial Highway and Inglewood Avenue.
Nude Dancers

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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part6

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

other. Natasha says that she has been waiting a long time for this
and that she will enjoy her new NAKED slave to the fullest. The
crowd murmurs. She intends to keep him nude and leashed. He will
spend the rest of his life servicing her and her friends. She
laughs and watches his eyes as she lays her cards on the table. The
crowd gasps.
He begins to look pale and glances left and right. She gloats and
sticks her tongue out at him. He suddenly stares right into her
eyes and slowly lays his own cards down. Also a full house —
KINGS OVER THREES! The house explodes in applause. Natasha is
shocked. She looks up at her assistant who is still standing behind
the man. She is nodding her head and smirking at her! The man has
one hand on her knee! She realizes now she’s been set up. She
shouts and protests but her opponent taps the paper and makes a
hand signal. Two of his associates grab Natasha and pull her up and
over to him. He fondles her. The crowd cheers as he strips her
naked then bends her over the card table. He removes his belt and
whips her ass. She cries. He makes her crawl up on the table and
invites everyone in the casino to feel her. They all line up. She’s
pinched and spanked and fondled by all. Many of her friends are
there. Several of her enemies gloat at her defeat. She’s laid on
her back and made to squirm as he fingers her cunt. The newspeople
show up to cover the story of the rich spoiled brat who has gambled
away her fortune and her freedom.
The man arranges with the owner of the casino to keep her there,
naked, for the enjoyment of the customers. It will be good for
business and will attract people from all over who will want to see
her. Her friends will make the casino their new hangout and her
moans as she is teased and punished will be a cause of great
laughter and enjoyment.
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6) THE DICTATOR’S WIFE

A dictator and his wife live in luxury as the people live in
poverty. There is a rebellion and the palace is stormed. They are
both captured and dragged out into the street. He is accused of
being a murderer and a butcher. She is accused of being the greedy
and evil woman who encouraged him. They are both in their late
40’s. As the crowd cheers he is placed against a wall. A firing
squad is assembled and executes him, to the cheers of the people.
They turn their attention to her. She is proud and defiant. They
strip her. Her body is still reasonably good for her age. They
resolve to punish her for her greed and her pride.
She is placed on an open wagon and pilloried, naked, in a low set
of stocks. Her ass is whipped as the crowd cheers. The wagon is
pulled to the center of town. She is removed from the pillory and
spreadeagled, face up, on a platform that is used for public
speeches. All can get a good view of her. Her legs are then pulled
up and her knees drawn back, spread wide, and fastened that way.
She is on complete display to the town.
The leader of the revolution, a handsome man with a full beard,
gets a jar from his assistant. It contains an extremely virulent
itching powder. Wearing rubber gloves, he carefully sprinkles it
all over her ass and cunt. He places more of it on the tips of her
nipples and uses a funnel to place some directly in her gaping cunt
and open asshole. He stands back to watch it go to work.
Within minutes the dictator’s wife is wriggling like a worm! She
begs for release but they just laugh. A guard is posted and she’s
informed that she is to be kept like that as a symbol of the
revolution and the punishment of the greedy. She will be fed there
and will piss and shit there too. A custodian will clean her twice
a day and administer more of the itching powder.
People come from all of the nearby villages to taunt the
dictator’s wife and revel in her punishment. Busloads of children
are brought from the schools to watch and see what happens to the
greedy. A ten foot circle is drawn around her and she must say to
each person who enters the circle “I am a greedy woman. I took food
from your children’s mouths.” If she doesn’t say it the guard whips
her with a bullwhip. The people are invited to thrash her with thin
sticks or use feathers to further aid in the torment of the itching
powder. The children gasp in horror and vow never to be greedy pigs
like this woman was. Days turn into weeks, then months. The
dictator’s wife squirms and pleads on her perch, offering her
apology to anyone who comes with the circle. She is guarded night
and day to assure nobody kills her either for vengeance, or to put
her out of her misery. Life goes on in the city…
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Archive-author: BeastBoy
Archive-title: Guide to Select Female Animal

This is a Guide written by one of my friends, BeastBoy. I hope you
find it informative… Constructive comments welcomed. All flames
will go to /dev/null…

A Guide to Selecting a Female Animal for Fun and Friendship

Copyright 1993 BeastBoy
All Rights Reserved

INTRODUCTION

I have often been asked by the would-be bestialist: “What kind
of animal is the best?” A lot of the answer, of course, is
personal taste, but many guys have little or no experience, and
have no knowledge on which to base an opinion. An ideal
situation would be to have one of each to experiment with, but
in this day and age, few can have a place to keep farm animals,
and fewer still can keep a selection of them. Therefore, I
have written this paper, in which I will share some insights
gained over more than 35 years of making love to animals of all
common species. My opinions are my own, of course, but perhaps
the information here will help lead you in the right direction.

First there are some important things that are common to all
animals:

WHERE TO GET YOUR ANIMAL

If you live in an area where you can have farm animals, there
are bound to be one or more livestock auctions nearby. If you
decide to attend, get there early and inspect the possibilities.
A lot of this is just gut feel, since you will not likely get
close enough to touch them. If you are going to bid on an
animal, select one that has a sleek coat, bright eyes and an
alert posture. A lot of auction animals have not been treated
very well in their life, so they will be suspicious of humans
and may be difficult to train.

The best place to buy livestock is from a breeder. The cost
will be higher, but you will be able to better evaluate the
animal and find out something about her history. You will be
able to get a “hands on” inspection, so be sure to briefly get a
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Grand Canyon Adventure part10

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

and each time I could feel you get tighter around my shaft. She looked up
at me and smiled, her brown eyes seemed to twinkle in the dim light.

“Rub your pussy against her tits.” I whispered to her. “Make her
tits wet with your hot little pussy.” Jennifer smiled and made a breathy
“O” sound, leaning back and rubbing her steaming pussy against your larger
breasts. Her eyes closed as she felt your soft breasts against her, and
her slim hips were waving around in a motion that looked as if she were
receiving the most pleas- ure. Jennifer moaned suddenly, and her lips
locked around your clit. The sudden grasping of your cunt took me by
surprise, and I felt myself beginning to come. Jennifer made sucking
noises on your clit, her head moving frantic- ally. I felt the pulsing,
sucking, grasping contractions inside you and my hips began long hard
thrusts as my sperm began rushing up my cock. My sperm surged inside you,
and I felt Jennifer’s hand pushing me back, pulling my squirting cock from
you. I looked down and saw my sperm splash against your labia, then
Jennifer pointed me at your clit and milk more spurting come from me. I
could hardly hold myself up, and Jennifer licked the head of my cock then
she began licking your clit, her tounge chasing every drip that ran down
your pussy. I watched her suck you until you came again, and this time
Jennifer rolled off, and began to finger herself. You were laying back
and breathing hard from your latest orgasm, and I was still recovering from
mine. Jennifer spread her legs and moved across the bed, giving us both a
show as her fingers disappeared into her pussy. When Jennifer came, she
thrashed about, moaning and tossing her head back and forth. Sated at
last, we all pulled up the covers and began to hold each other close,
putting our “guest” in the middle.

Thunder pealed early in the morning, causing Jennifer to bolt
upright in the bed between us. We calmed her and let her lay back, each of
us caressing one of her small, firm breasts. She kissed both of us good
morning and reluctantly we all started to rise for the day. While she used
the bathroom, I pulled you to me and kissed you fiercely, wanting you more
than I did the night before. When she came out, it was your turn and
Jennifer began looking for her clothes among the rumbled bedsheets. Her
slim figure was too much for me to ignore so I pulled her down and thanked
her for earlier, kissing her and sucking gently on her hard nipples. When
my turn for the bathroom finally came, I had to wait for a minute to let my
hard cock soften so I could go. When I came out, the two of you were
caressing and kissing, so I began making breakfast.

Jennifer insisted on cooking, but I told her that she’d already
repaid us for our hospitality by cooking for us the night before. Now it
was our turn to treat her like the newly found friend that she was. She
relented and you helped her pack up her items, folding them neatly into her
pack. After breakfast, she decided that she had to move on to meet her
friends, and we kissed her goodbye, watching her walk off towards the sun
of a new day. That left us with a new day for ourselves.

We started by touring the edge on foot, looking at the vastness of
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Archive-name Miscellgigolotxt part5

Monday, August 17th, 2009

“world-wide trveler, lover of the better things in
life…Call me anytime…”
Remember our earlier advice: Play it cool… Go slow,
and let them come to you…When the opportunity
presents itself and the lady wants to know what you do
or where you’re from, you can present her with your
card. From that moment on, you’ll be pleasantly
surprised how the word will spread and at the number of
ladies that will be calling you just to talk to you…
Your best approach should not be too blunt, or too
direct, unless your intuition tells you this particular
woman wants it that way. By the same token, don’t be
too timid either. Very few women want men who are
timid, and that they have to tell what to do. Let it
be known that you’re available, remembering that you
have to cultivate the friendship of these women who
will do almost anything to ease their boredom and
longing for male company.
The gigolos way of life is not for all men. Some are
psychologically unable to accept the idea of a woman
footing the bills for friendship, companionship and
“dream-like” lovemaking sessions in her bed. Any man
wanting success as a gigolo had better get rid of these
kinds of “hang-ups” or else forget about life as a
gigolo.
Most rich widows have received their riches from a
working husband. These riches were bestowed upon them
by men. Now, they have no man to talk to, to shre
their travel experiences to faraway and exotic places
with, and to enjoy the pleasures of sex with…
They feel they have the right to bestow these riches
upon whatever man they choose, and every one of them
will spend whatever price it takes to attain some
measure of happiness, romance, understanding,
companionship, and loving. Even the rich and famous
have difficulties satisfying these basic human needs.
As a gigolo, you can provide all of these intangibles
for them, and live like a king while you’re doing it.
If you feel you have the necessary attributes needed by
a successful gigolo, do not just fantasize — live them
now, and live them all the way!
Travel, luxury, and easily obtained riches can be
yours. If you’re tired of resenting the sexual success
of other men, stop resenting and start doing.
Enjoy everything you’ve always dreamed of… travel,
luxury, money… And all the good sex you can handle.

About the Author
Adam Starchild is the author of over a dozen books and
hundreds of magazine articles, primarily on business
and finance.