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philosophers are always occupied in the practice of dying.

Plotinus: There are loftier beauties which in the sense-bound life we are not granted to know. To the vision of these we must mount, leaving sensual life to its own lower place. Plotinus.

Pythagoras: “‘Fight to overcome thy foolish passions,’ Pythagoras told his students.”Be sober […]

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

diseases produced by chastity.

Mahabharata: Just as fire blazes when fuel is poured on it, so the sexual appetite is never satiated by indulgence.

Michaelangelo: “Once, a friend of Michaelangelo complained, ‘The Virgin looks like a young girl, not like Christ’s mother.’ ‘You must be unaware of the benefits of celibacy,’ the sculptor replied.”

Milton: […]

gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

(folding with four aces)?

28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?

29.searched for the G-spot and found it?

30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender and been offered sex?

31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art?

32.been late to work, class or an appointment […]

masturbated with food? eaten the food afterwards? fantasized about someone while masturbating?> fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating? fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex? masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don’t count)? masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in […]

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performed sexual activity with any mythical creature? inserted animals (gerbils, etc) into a female’s (including your own) naughty bits? inserted animals into your or somebody else’s rectum? had an animal die during any of the above activities? fucked a dead animal? fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)? tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on […]

eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner? used an aphrodisiac? used amyl nitrate? taken something to “improve” your performance? coined ‘pet’ names for your genitalia? coined ‘pet’ names for your partner’s genitalia? taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines? had sex with the same person more than 10 times? had sex with over 10 people (total - […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

other than for a costume party?

1. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it?
   1. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it?
   2. if you answered ‘yes’ would […]

walk”?

1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
   1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
   2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
   3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]

taken Ecstasy/X? taken PCP? taken PCP more than twice? taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? taken LSD more than six times? deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet […]

tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that […]