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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
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Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part43

Monday, November 30th, 2009

OKLAHOMA

DYNASTY CLUB
1825 N.W. Cache Road
Lawton
(405) 581-1825

BELLE STAR
1564 S.E. 59th Street
Oklahoma City
(405) 670-4149

OREGON

DOLPHIN SEAFOOD & STEAK HOUSE
17180 S.E. McLoughlin Blvd.
Milwaukee
(503) 654-9366

CHI-CHI’S
7311 N.E. Sandy Blvd.
Portland
(503) 284-6468

FLIGHT 99
5792 Portland Road, N.E.
Salem
(503) 393-4782

PENNSYLVANIA

MOON TAVERN
1101 Horsham Road
Ambler
(215) 646-9797

TOM CATS
2019 Bristol Pike
Croydon
(215) 781-0522

LOU TURK’S
500 Powhappen
Essington
(215) 521-1678

BALL PARK TAVERN
7201 Route 13
Levittown
…End of the part43. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part32

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

MARYLAND (continued)

COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 500
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No Sweat Pants

GLASS SLIPPER
14 Custom House Ave.
Baltimore
(410) 539-2772

THE OASIS
308 E. Baltimore Street
Baltimore
(410) 752-7251
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 95
FOOD SERVICE: None

MASSACHUSETTS

NAKED I CABARET
666 Washington Street
Boston
(617) 426-7462
Corner of Beach Street at Chinatown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 149
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features an All Nude College Girl Revue.

GOLDEN BANANA
151 Newberry Street
Peabody
(508) 535-9777

…End of the part32. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part20

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

CONNECTICUT

BISHOP’S CORNER
1978 Boston Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 576-9973
Take Exit 32 off of 95. Club is located on the corner of Boston
Ave. and Bishop Ave.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: None

TUESDAY’S DEN
2362 Fairfield Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 336-8956
Exit 25 from I-95 (Fairfield Avenue).
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 1:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 2:00AM,
Sun 6:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 6:00PM
FOOD SERVICE: Free Daily Buffet Noon to 1:30PM
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Different Feature Entertainers from the US and Canada every week.

FALCON II
242 Wallace Street
New Haven
(203) 562-1454

HARRY O’S CLUB
137 Selleck Street
Stamford
(203) 967-2940
Take I-95 from New York to Exit 6 (Connecticut Turnpike) and turn
right. Go to Selleck Street and turn left. Harry O’s is located
…End of the part20. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part18

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

DRESS CODE: No leathers or cutoffs
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has pool tables, video games, basketball, bowling game, and
is always a fun place to be.

PAGE 17

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

CALIFORNIA (continued)

NITE LIFE (UP TOWN)
4307 Ohio Street
San Diego
(619) 284-7435
Exit the 805 Freeway and go west on El Cajon Blvd to Ohio Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $10.00 for one year membership
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Lunch served
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Features acts, including Centerfolds and Adult Video Stars
regularly scheduled.

CASBAH
467 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-5807

ROARING 20′S
552 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-6765

SNOOKY’S
2050 Doville Ave.
Simi Valley
(805) 583-9093
Exit 118 Freeway at Erringer Road, go south to Los Angeles Ave.
and turn right. Turn right again at the first traffic signal
west of Erringer.
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 1:30AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 70
…End of the part18. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part4

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

herd her into the proper location and position. Dozens of birds
begin bringing twine and looping it around her wrists. There is a
snake and Jody grabs onto an overhanging branch in terror.
Squirrels climb down her arms and begin biting at her armpits. She
screams and lets go, falling on her back. Her legs go up into the
air and she holds them there as the snake menaces her. The birds
use more twine and tie her wrists to her ankles. She is secured now
on her back, her crotch and ass are wide open. Then the creatures
really begin to work on her. Each has their own specialty. The
birds begin to peck at her helpless nipples. The snake slithers up
to her head and begins fluttering its probing forked tongue in her
ear. A duck waddles up and begins using its bill to snap at her
pussy, trying to get hold of her clit and pull it. A centipede
finds her gaping asshole and pokes its way inside, then proceeds to
move in and out, over and over. It’s many feet and sectioned body
scraping away at her tantalize her anus. Wasps fly down and begin
stinging the soles of her upraised feet. Others sting her upturned
asscheeks and the backs of her thighs.
She screams and tries to squirm but she’s held tight and
completely overwhelmed by the swarm of creatures venting their rage
at her. On through the long night they work on her. No humans can
hear her screams but other creatures do and come down to the
clearing to join in her torment.
A search party finds her three days later. She’s still being
worked over but her voice is long gone from the screaming and so is
her mind. Gradually the creatures begin to revert to their former
state as the effects of the radiation poisoning begins to wear off.
The woodlands are again at peace.
————————————————————-

4) THE FUGITIVES

A young married couple is camping in the Rocky Mountains. They
are assaulted by two brothers who are fugitives. The fugitives are
armed and very mean and depraved. They make the wife watch as they
work over her husband. They torture his genitals and make him beg.
Then they leave him tied, ass up, over a large log and take his
wife away with them. They camp on the other side of the mountain
and laugh as they hear the distant screams of the woman’s husband.
He has been found by a bear. They explain to his wife that if it’s
a male bear, he’ll either be killed immediately, or he might be
buggered before being eaten. The intensity and duration of the
screams seem to confirm that the husband is probably being
buggered. The men laugh and tell the wife that the bear will keep
coming back to him throughout the night, as many as a dozen times.
She cries all night as she hears him screaming about every hour. By
morning the screams have stopped. The fugitives then move on,
taking the nude woman with them. They gleefully torment her at
every opportunity. They’ve been hiding out in the mountains for
nearly a year, occasionally sneaking into some town to buy or steal
…End of the part4. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part3

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

reluctant to have sex. The wild ones are used to violent horsecock and the
others have had peoples arms in their cunts so they can be apprehensive
about sexual events. Start rubbing ,scratching, etc in different areas
and observe the mare to see what she likes…almost all horses enjoy being
scratched under the chin and across the withers. Play with the horse until
it is comfortable with you and as you stroke it slowly move toward it’s
hind end. Scratch her rump and around her tale and the move down her hind
legs. If she reacts to this well she might raise her tail
somewhat…gently rub her pussy and see how she reacts…if she doesn’t get
violent then spit on your fingers and rub a couple of them through her
snatch…if she doesn’t try to kick you then she is probably ready to fuck.
Note on horses and getting kicked…. Standing directly in front of a horse
is hazardous as it can raise on it’s hind legs and come down with a front
hoof on your head. Standing 3-6 feet behind a horse is hazardous as it has
range to wind up and kick you a good one with the hind legs. Standing
beside a horse is fairly safe. It can only stomp on your toes which can be
avoided…standing behind a horse is safe if you are no farther then a foot
from it’s rump..you are so close that the horse can’t develop a full swing
and cannot kick you hard. If the horse can move forward you might fall
into range so try to tie up or use a stall or something so the animal
cannot pull away into striking range. If you make a good relationship
however the above is unnecessary though. I have had mare that welcomed
me…pushed back every time I shoved, and contracted her cunt to milk my
cock dry. Horses are some of the best pussy I have ever tried! And I have
tried plenty of PEOPLE & ANIMALS! Also horses are easily trainable! As
long as you make sure they enjoy what is happening and don’t force them or
get angry with them if they misunderstand what you want of them, they will
love you always. Above all try to understand what they like and do it to
them….by doing whatever, to make them happy, they will respond by
granting you greater freedoms. Once you have succesfully fucked a filly a
few times she will be used to it and look forward to your visits so long as
you give her the attention she desires. You must experiment and treat her
as a lover and see what turns her on. Treat her as she wants and she will
give you all.

The Stallion

A stallion is is one of the most proudest, powerful, masculine, things
there is. All stallions are very oral and like to nibble and bite on
anything available. This can be annoying and painful and they should be
trained against it at a early age or else you should wear a padded suit, so
that they can bite you painlessly. This might be considered as a horse
that allows itself to be bitten without reacting is signalling that it is
sexually receptive. Stallions that have succesfully coupled in the wild
are somewhat resistant from seduction by humans. If they are isolated,
tempted and trained, then they will become more acquiessent but the best
ones are those that have been raised in a human enviroment since weaning,
since they have not had sex with other horses they are more amenable to
having sex with humans when their hormones kick in and they are looking for
some release. Bringing a wild horse to orgasm can be more difficult. They
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Archive-author: Nevyn
Archive-title: Guide to Sex with Dogs

A few people have chatted to me via private mail, asking
for advice on having sex with animals. I would like to put
down a few pointers for novices. Let’s concentrate on dogs for
this article, as they are the animal of my preference, and
also I think they are the animal most furries will readily have
access to. I will try to explain any jargon I use, but only
briefly, as I don’t wish this to be a technical discourse. If
you need clarification on terms used here, comment to me on
Alt.Sex.Bestiality or check a good ‘Encyclopaedia of Dogs’. I
am also only going to refer to animals that have not been de-
sexed (in the case of males, having their testes surgically
removed. In the case of females, having ovaries removed). I
can’t bear the thought of any animals of mine missing out on
sexual pleasure. Even so, I know in any city dog populations
are too high, and hundreds of dogs are destroyed daily. There
are good arguments for de-sexing, but a responsible owner
should be able to keep an entire animal without accidental
litters (and still keep the animal sexually satisfied!)
Also note that when I refer to dogs, I mean any breed
Labrador or larger. In my mind, anything smaller than a
Labrador isn’t really a dog. If I refer to a ‘Giant Breed’, I
am talking in the category of English Mastiff, Great Dane, St.
Bernard, Irish Wolfhound, Newfoundland, etc. These are REAL
dogs.
The first rule that leaps to my mind is this:- the
animal MUST BE CONSENTING!! If the animal is enjoying the
experience of having sex with you, the sex is so much more
fulfilling. If the animal is not enjoying it, you are
committing rape. If you have to force the animal into
anything, stop. I hope most of us would agree that we are
animal lovers, sharing sex with our animal partners as a gift
of pleasure. Any other attitude toward your animal partner
makes you a loathsome, slimy reptile, unworthy of the status of
a toad. So there.

Let’s start with bitches.
Bitches become sexually mature (depending on the size of
the breed) at around 8-18 months. The larger the breed, in
general, the later they will have their first heat (Oestrous,
the bitch becomes fertile after a 5-7 day period of menstrual
bleeding. Male dogs become insanely attracted to her scent,
and will chew/dig through anything to get at her. This lasts
for around 7 days, followed by another 5-7 days of menstrual
bleeding. After that the bitch is no longer fertile. Her next
…End of the part1. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt part3

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

feel that she is the ONLY female in the world that you have any genuine
feelings for… Once she believes that, ANYTHING is possible!!

The next step is to lure her into your apartment when nobody else is
home. If this is not possible, get her in a car and drive to a secluded
area. If there are no secluded areas, or lover’s lanes in your
neighborhood, try the back of the Cemetary or in back of an empty warehouse
or even in a vacant garage.

You have now arrived at the CRUCIAL point where this female must be
reassured that she is ‘THE SPECIAL GIRL IN YOUR LIFE’ (At least for this
evening!) It is now the proper time for your Sexual Assualt on her to
begin!

Foreplay is the most crucial and final step in your master Game Plan!
It requires gentleness, and the understanding of her inner fears. Unless
you have selected a totally clueless bitch, she has some idea of the
situation that she is about to get herself into.

Also, keep in mind that females enjoy sexual stimulation as much as
males, so you will actually be doing her a favor, if you do it right! It
must be pleasurable for her, or she may decide to reject your advances!

Look this female directly in the eyes, smile slightly and tell her
that she has the most beautiful eyes that you have ever looked into! Before
she can reply to your compliment, reach out and stroke her hair. Again
smile and tell her how soft and lovely her hair is. While you have your
hand on her hair, tell her how sensous her lips are. At the same moment,
curl your outstreched hand around the back of her neck, and pull her face
toward yours. Next, give her a tender kiss in the lips. Do not make it last
for more than two seconds.

Look directly into her eyes, tenderly smile at her, and again kiss
her, but this time make it last for about 10 seconds, and do it with a bit
more passion.

INITIATING FOREPLAY PART TWO

Reassure her that you care very much about her, and her feelings. This
part is extremely crucial! Most of all make DAMN sure that she understands
that you RESPECT her! If she falls for that line of SHIT, you are about 60%
there! In order for you to receive pleasure from a female, you must first
give her pleasure! Tenderly take this female into your arms and gently hug
her. While you are hugging her, put your head on her shoulder so your mouth
is near the side of her neck. Next start to gently kiss the side of her
neck. Move your mouth slightly after each kiss, but continue to work in the
same general area for about one full minute. This action will send shivers
of excitement through her whole body. At this point you should once again
kiss her on the lips. As you kiss her, gently slide your hands to her back
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt part2

Saturday, August 1st, 2009

At this point, you should already be sending out sexual signs to let the
female know her mind and brains are NOT your only interest! Look down at
her tits WHILE you are talking to her. DO NOT GAWK AT THEM, but simply let
her know that you’ve noticed that she has a PRETTY decent set of tits! If
she is still receptive of your advances, you are already 20% there!!!

It is now time to BACK OFF !!! You have accomplished your first step
in your journey toward Sexual gratification! She will need a day or two to
digest your encounter. With any LUCK, she will have bragged to a few of her
REALLY put the final nail in her Vaginal coffin, and make her an extremely
easy target!

When ever you see her, keep smiling, and keep letting her know that
you are STILL very interested in her. If you have a chance to chat with
her, REMEMBER to pay her compliments like ‘How PRETTY her hair looks, or
what a LOVELY dress she is wearing, or how INTOXICATING her perfume is!

It is now time to move in on your prey like a friggin MAD dog in
HEAT!!!

LET THE CHASE BEGIN!

It is now time to turn on your charms. You should be acting friendlier
and certainly more aggresive toward her as each day and hour passes.

It is now time to ask her out on a date that will involve your MUTUAL
interest. (Let the scenerio be that you both enjoy going to the movies.) It
see. This part takes some BALLS, but if you want to get laid, you gotta DO
IT! Ask her to go to that movie with you! You will have to pay her way.

The first date should be nothing more than holding hands in the movies
and maybe an occasional kiss. Unless she takes the initiative, DO NOT
attempt to sexually molest her, not yet anyway! After your FIRST date has
ended, make it a point to let her know what a GREAT time you had being with
her, and set up another date in a few days.. (This will again give her time
to BRAG to her girl friends about the WONDERFUL guy she has started to
date!)

She is now to falling into the ‘PEANUT BUTTER LEGS’ (Easy to spread)
trap! Your GETTING LAID game plan is now 40% complete! It is now time to
start the physical assault of the Bitch that you have targeted!

BAITING YOUR HOOK

to begin your physical assault of your chosen female! You must realize that
you simply can not rip off her clothing and just FUCK her! It must be done
with a smooth and sophisticated technique… It is now mandatory that you
relate to this female that you care DEEPLY about her! You must make her
…End of the part2. To be continued..

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