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Adler: The task of human parents is to enhance the spiritual life of the next generation by planting the seed of spirit in their own child.

Al-Tirmidhi: Man is humble only when the flaming fire of desires has become extinct. Al-Tirmidhi

Aristotle: Desire is accompanied by pain.

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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

4.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?

5.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn’t?

6.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit bull)?

7.wife-(or husband)swapped?

8.given sexual favors as payoff for a wager?

9.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals only to discover they know things you don’t? […]

cross a line through them for five… easy to count). Take the total, subtract from 1500, and divide by 15. Basic math stuff.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a […]

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IV. I Fought the Law and I Won - (70 Questions)

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need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have […]

had sex to campfire light? had sex in full lighting? had sex in absolute darkness? disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? been a screamer? caused someone to be a screamer? fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)? fucked dorsally (’doggy’ style)? fucked amphibiously (’froggy’ style)? fucked in the female superior position? fucked sitting up? fucked standing up? fucked in a chair? fucked while leaning over a chair? fucked while […]

used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the prescription for (’abused’ a controlled substance)? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? frequently bought […]

fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? mixed meat and dairy? eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? eaten during daylight during Ramadan? eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? fed […]

shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood? used alcohol to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? used another drug to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? dipped into capital (been unable to live on one’s investment income. An […]

instigated a border raid? instigated a border war? watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? watched primetime soaps? considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes? considered anything more than a towel “overdressed”? not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can’t live in sin if you […]

953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of orgasm (take a stud point!)? 954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time? 955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours? 956.had sex with more than 1 person in a […]

watched said special with your significant other? moved roadkill around to increase esthetic effect? backed up to get another look at a “particularly good” piece of roadkill? gone home, found a friend or lover, and brought them back to see said “particularly good” piece of road kill? had him/her bring a camera with black and white […]