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Karen wiped the sweat from her brow, and touched the pencil to the pad. The idiots sitting at the booth could not make up their mind, and she was getting really impatient.

"Um," the guy said. "I'm not quite... sure."  He let the last word escape

from his lips as if he couldn’t decide whether or not he should even say it.

Karen had to manually force herself to prevent her foot from tapping

against the hard tile floor. She rubbed her palms on her apron, as the 90 degree sweltering heat made her uncomfortable. The airconditioning was on the blink again, and every time she walked to the kitchen it was like walking through hell. Finally, the guy ordered, and she scribbled it down hurriedly, and went to fill another customer’s coffee cup. Two waitresses short, unbearable heat, and a lecherous boss were really weighing down on her. The sweat from her neck had fallen down her chest between her breasts, half tickling and half itching. She dare not scratch, for fear that her boss would make some comment about health or something of a sexual nature. She cringed at the thought.

gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

Archive-author: Don Sharp Archive-title: Animal Sex Life

                From _Easyriders Magazine_

Cross-country bikers who travel cuntless usually discover that to

leave one nagging problem behind simply leaves a throbbing one in front. Fortunately, America’s farmlands provide an abundance […]

a minimum and fun in the sun a maximum.

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August, and November.

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Archive-author: Archive-title: Definitions of Sex

Adler: The task of human parents is to enhance the spiritual life of the next generation by planting the seed of spirit in their own child.

Al-Tirmidhi: Man is humble only when the flaming fire of desires has become extinct. Al-Tirmidhi

Aristotle: Desire is accompanied by pain.

[…]

pierced someone else’s nipples? pierced someone else’s other lips (or penis)? had candle wax put on your nipples? had candle wax put on any other body parts? put candle wax on someone else’s nipples? put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else? practiced flagellation? gotten any good at it? used duct tape for bondage purposes (remove slowly!)? been hit with a […]

been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more embarrassed than you? been an exhibitionist? had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your own)? had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings? had sexual activity with twins? both simultaneously? had sexual activity with triplets (or more)? however many simultaneously? had sexual activity with a […]

you thought about it?

1. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
   1. yes, again; no, thought?
   2. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person […]

genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?

1. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have you thought about it?
   1. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is […]

233.offered a sympathy fuck? 234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected? 235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)? 236.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals? 237.attempted […]

88.received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on? 89.called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)? 90.called any live sex numbers? 91.recorded an obscene call for later playback? 92.worked at a live phone sex number? 93.masturbated? 94.masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? […]

Page:12 407.had alcohol for breakfast? 408.drank Coke & nutmeg? 409.drank Coke & aspirin? 410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)? 411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies? 412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally? 413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself? 414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than one occasion? […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test -1000 Question

Working from the recollections of depraved minds and an antiquated version of the test, soon was created the 576 point test. A mere five hundred seventy six? This would not do! So over the months was cobbled together the Ultimate Purity Test - field tested and guarenteed to be […]

watched said special with your significant other? moved roadkill around to increase esthetic effect? backed up to get another look at a “particularly good” piece of roadkill? gone home, found a friend or lover, and brought them back to see said “particularly good” piece of road kill? had him/her bring a camera with black and white […]

walk”?

1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
   1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
   2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
   3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]