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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part11

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
someone else?
225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
else?
226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
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For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual
gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means
of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done it in a
serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it’s like does not
count.
7. Alternate Choices
Do any of the following apply:
227. been decidedly heterosexual?
228. been decidedly homosexual?
229. been decidedly bisexual?
6
230. practiced bestiality ?
231. practiced transvesticism?
7
232. practiced sadism ?
8
233. practiced masochism ?
234. practiced bondage?
235. practiced domination?
236. practiced submission?
9
237. practiced sodomy ?
10
238. practiced cocrophilia ?
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239. practiced frotteurism ?
12
240. practiced klismaphilia ?
13
241. practiced necrophilia ?
14
242. practice mysophilia ?
15
243. practice scoptophilia ?
16
244. practiced urophilia ?
245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you?
246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part2

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Remember that she is laying back and relaxing, her eyes closed, and
her concentration on what you’re doing (or at least she SHOULD be
concentrating on what you’re doing). The secret is to establish a
pattern that says “I’m headed for your pussy, dear.” and then, just as
she expects you to eat her, a light kiss on her mons or pubic hair, then
you start all over again, working your way down to her pussy again from
somewhere else.

If you do these things correctly, she’ll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don’t let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.

Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you’re like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her react
are special places that you should remember.

For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don’t know), haven’t become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you’ll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.

Now, if you’ve ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being “raw”? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that’s the feeling she’ll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don’t keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.

Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part48

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Free buffet on Friday
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
This club offers the absolute most fun allowed by law.

GENO’S SOUTHERN BELLES
9736 Harry Hines Blvd.
Dallas
(214) 353-0224
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NAKED HAREM
6345 Alameda Ave.
El Paso
(915) 778-7385
From East to West. Exit I-10 at Geronimo. Turn left, right at
Clark. AT Alameda turn left. From West to East. Ext I-10 at
Paisano, then left on Alameda.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
CLUB HOURS: 1:00PM to 4:00AM

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TEXAS (continued)

INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Top name magazine cover and centerfold features. Also, club
regularly has major porn stars. Also features a regular trapeze
act, swing act roll call. Bachelor parties a specialty.

FANTASY FOXX
6705 Lindale
Fort Worth
(817) 478-9018

BABY DOLLS
6340 Westheimer Road
Houston
(713) 266-4012

GI GI’S CABARET
11150 Northwest Fwy.
Houston
(713) 686-3401

THE WILD HEART CABARET
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part36

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

562 Roosevelt Ave.
Carteret
(908) 541-8765

DREAMERS
420 Passaic Ave.
East Newark
(201) 482-1110

TEMPTATIONS
1213 Magnolia Ave.
Elizabeth
(908) 355-2525
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 6:00PM to 3:00AM

GALAXY 2000
149 South Street
Newark
(201) 817-9637
Located one block off of Route 21, on South Street.

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NEW JERSEY (continued)

Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Wed 5:00PM to 2:00AM, Thur – Sat 5:00PM to
3:00AM, Sun for Private Parties
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 during special events
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: Hot & cold appetizers, full sandwich menu, snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Special events scheduled every month. Every Saturday is Wet
Bikini Night – all the girls get wet in a shower.

DOUBLE VISION
558 Main Street
Orange
(201) 678-3390

PALACE
691 Main Ave.
Passaic
(201) 472-2213
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part34

Friday, November 20th, 2009

SOME PLACE ELSE
411 Front Street
Mankato
(507) 345-3793

MISSISSIPPI

GOLDEN NUGGET
1899 Beach Blvd.
Biloxi
(601) 388-2162

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MISSOURI

GUS’S GOLDMINE COCKTAIL LOUNGE
1333 Main Street
Kansas City
(816) 842-5479
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NEBRASKA

FIRESIDE INN
24 E. 21st Street
Kearny
(308) 234-9600
Located in downtown Kearney
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 5:00PM to 8:30PM
COVER CHARGE: Evenings
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Live, professional stand-up comics every Wednesday night. Live
bands 3 or 4 nights a week.

CLUB 15
1421 Farnam
Omaha
(402) 345-5084
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part28

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Romeoville.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 8:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 600

INDIANA

THE BUSY BODY LOUNGE
1201 E. Columbia
Evansville
(812) 428-0133

BUCKETS
7200 E. Washington
Indianapolis
(317) 352-0523
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 12:30PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 6:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: Light snacks
DRESS CODE: Neat and Clean

NUGGET SHOW CLUB
2709 N. Shadeland
Indianapolis
(317) 545-5554
Five blocks north of I-70, take the Shadeland Exit.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 3:00am

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INDIANA (continued)

COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 5:30PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 90
FOOD SERVICE: Full menu
DRESS CODE: Yes

DEJA VU DIAMOND CLUB
2491 Ripley Street
Lake Station
(317) 962-4398
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Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Archive-author: Nevyn
Archive-title: Guide to Sex with Dogs

A few people have chatted to me via private mail, asking
for advice on having sex with animals. I would like to put
down a few pointers for novices. Let’s concentrate on dogs for
this article, as they are the animal of my preference, and
also I think they are the animal most furries will readily have
access to. I will try to explain any jargon I use, but only
briefly, as I don’t wish this to be a technical discourse. If
you need clarification on terms used here, comment to me on
Alt.Sex.Bestiality or check a good ‘Encyclopaedia of Dogs’. I
am also only going to refer to animals that have not been de-
sexed (in the case of males, having their testes surgically
removed. In the case of females, having ovaries removed). I
can’t bear the thought of any animals of mine missing out on
sexual pleasure. Even so, I know in any city dog populations
are too high, and hundreds of dogs are destroyed daily. There
are good arguments for de-sexing, but a responsible owner
should be able to keep an entire animal without accidental
litters (and still keep the animal sexually satisfied!)
Also note that when I refer to dogs, I mean any breed
Labrador or larger. In my mind, anything smaller than a
Labrador isn’t really a dog. If I refer to a ‘Giant Breed’, I
am talking in the category of English Mastiff, Great Dane, St.
Bernard, Irish Wolfhound, Newfoundland, etc. These are REAL
dogs.
The first rule that leaps to my mind is this:- the
animal MUST BE CONSENTING!! If the animal is enjoying the
experience of having sex with you, the sex is so much more
fulfilling. If the animal is not enjoying it, you are
committing rape. If you have to force the animal into
anything, stop. I hope most of us would agree that we are
animal lovers, sharing sex with our animal partners as a gift
of pleasure. Any other attitude toward your animal partner
makes you a loathsome, slimy reptile, unworthy of the status of
a toad. So there.

Let’s start with bitches.
Bitches become sexually mature (depending on the size of
the breed) at around 8-18 months. The larger the breed, in
general, the later they will have their first heat (Oestrous,
the bitch becomes fertile after a 5-7 day period of menstrual
bleeding. Male dogs become insanely attracted to her scent,
and will chew/dig through anything to get at her. This lasts
for around 7 days, followed by another 5-7 days of menstrual
bleeding. After that the bitch is no longer fertile. Her next
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Grand Canyon Adventure part9

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

pausing, licking my balls and thighs to maintain our high levels of
passion. She slid across you until her mons met yours, and she began to
grind herself against you. Whatever your fingers were doing to her, she
was enjoying, moaning around my cock. Jennifer let her hands roam my chest
and thighs, her tounge driving me crazy. I lay there, unable to even think
about moving, until her mouth reliquished it’s grasp. Jennifer turned back
towards you and began licking you from pussy to ears, her whole body acting
as an instrument to excite you. Her lips kissed your skin, her wild
tounge darting and caressing you here and there. After she sucked on your
earlobes, she sat back and looked at you for a long moment, then her mouth
plunged down, enveloping yours with her soft, delicate lips, and you felt
her tounge searching for your.

Jennifer entered a wild and carnal phase, her body writhing and
undulating on top of yours. You responded by wrapping your arms around her
and sucking her tounge, your bodies radiating a warm, lusty heat. Jennifer
pulled back, and she offered you one of her small tits, pinching her nipple
and making it stand out. Your lips encircled her breast, sucking on it
hard, and flicking your tounge over it slowly. Jennifer’s hand pulled me
over, by my cock so that she could suck me again, this time she tounged and
sucked me without the teasing pauses. Her hand was pumping me into her
mouth, and I grabbed the overhead, supporting my trembling, kneeling body.
We all moaned, and felt the heat of our lusts. The fragrace of our bodies
filled the r.v. with a warm, musky scent, each of us floating on clouds.
Jennifer tried to slide up your body, offer her warm pussy to your mouth,
and she tried not to let my cock slip from her mouth. I pulled out of her
mouth, letting her sit over you, and turn around. Jennifer leaned down and
sucked me again, her legs shaking as you tounged her wet pussy. Jennifer
was feeling her own climax approaching and her concetration on my shaft
faltered. Just as she released me from her mouth, moaning loudly and still
pumping me with her hand, I gushed my thick hot come. Most landed on her
lips and cheeks, but some had shot out hard, landing between her tits.
Jennifer was coming and she just kept her hand on my cock as I leaned back,
spent. Her lips were parted and I saw her tounge tasting my come as she
continued to buck against your tounge. I could see your hand, fingers
inside her, and her dark bush swaying to and fro over your face. Finally,
Jennifer leaned forward and lay outstretched on your legs, breathing hard
and moaning softly. I looked at you, your chin shining with her wetness.
Leaning over her ass, I kissed you warmly, tasting her lusty sweetness on
your lips. You watched as I used my tounge to tease her behind, then delve
into her flowing river. She arched and moaned against my tounge, her hips
swaying gently.

I moved down and slid into your pussy, Jennifer watching us “up
close”. Her pussy hovered over your breasts, her juice in her bush wetting
your nipples as she swayed back and forth over them, teasing you. Jennifer
watched as I began to fuck you slowly, using her tounge to lick at your
engorged labia or my equally engorged cock. As I picked up speed, she held
your pussy open, her fingers exposing your hard, half-hooded clit.
Jennifer made a show of laying her tounge over it and licking around it,
…End of the part9. To be continued..