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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

  The sexual glands are all the time secreting semen.

This secretion should be utilized for enhancing one’s mental, physical, and spiritual energy. Celibacy is indispensable for self-realization. Gandhi Self-restraint is indispensable for individual as well as universal progress. […]

gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

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operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not […]

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1. initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
   1. initiated sexual activity with a member of an ‘out’ group (someone you wouldn’t take home to meet the […]

used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the prescription for (’abused’ a controlled substance)? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? frequently bought […]

been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? received scratch marks or nail marks? been bit or nibbled upon? been bit in an intimate location? had your clothed […]

fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? mixed meat and dairy? eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? eaten during daylight during Ramadan? eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? fed […]

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953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of orgasm (take a stud point!)? 954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time? 955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours? 956.had sex with more than 1 person in a […]

10.slow danced? 11.copped a feel while slow dancing? 12.tangoed? 13.waltzed? 14.french kissed? 15.necked? 16.attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? 17.hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)? 18.hot tubbed in the nude? 19.hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company? 20.while hot […]

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1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
   1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
   2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
   3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]

Archive-author: Texas A&M Archive-title: Purity Test - Roadkill

The reader hereby is warned that roadkill games can be dangerous; not all that appears dead is dead; not all scents can be removed by normal means (ie, soap and water); not many of those who are weak of heart or stomach can truly enjoy roadkill games, and […]