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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part10

Monday, January 18th, 2010

183. petted below the waist?
184. kissed on the first date?
185. necked on the first date?
186. petted above the waist on the first date?
187. petted below the waist on the first date?
188. given a hickey?
189. received a hickey?
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
turtlenecks)
191. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
192. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
193. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
196. had your fingers licked or sucked?
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
198. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
199. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
200. fondled someone who was asleep?
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
202. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
203. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
lighting conditions?
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
conditions?
205. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
206. bathed or showered with someone?
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn’t count, no matter how
cute s/he was.)
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
219. given finger scratch marks?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part19

Friday, January 8th, 2010

sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
11
3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
12
A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
13
Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
14
Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
16
Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
17
1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
18
Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
19
Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
20
Vaginal oral sex.
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Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32

Archive-name Miscellpure-001501

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 1 Question

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THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T

_______________________________________________________________________________

Version 5.01 (1)
Final Release
11-September-1989
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part39

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

34 White Street
New York
(212) 226-4870
Located two blocks below Canal Street on Church Street, at the
corner of Church and White Streets.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 160
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Optional
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has a Monday Night Football party and an amateur night every
Saturday.

HARMONY THEATER
279 Church Street
New York
Located 3 blocks south of Canal Street and one block west of
Broadway, between Franklin and White Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Noon to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Anything goes

STRINGFELLOW’S PRESENTS – PURE PLATINUM
35 E. 21st Street
New York
(212) 254-2444
East 21st Street at Park Avenue
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sat & Sun 8:00PM to 4:00A
COVER CHARGE: $10.00, 4:00PM to 7:00PM; $15.00 after 7:00PM

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NEW YORK (continued)

FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: No sneakers, torn jeans.
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
New York’s most sophisticated club.

KORINA LOUNGE
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part38

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

VIRGINIA’S
95-36 Queens Blvd.
Flushing
(718) 830-9042
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:30AM to 4:00AM
DRESS CODE: None

BEAR NECESSITY
3902 Long Beach Road
Island Park
(516) 432-9168
Take the Long Island Expressway to Southern State; Exit 175 to
Sunrise Hwy; then exit on Long Beach Rd.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon-Sat 11:30AM to 4:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Clam bakes features every Sunday. Beach Parties on Tuesdays.
Wednesday is Luah Night.

SECRETS
157-13 Rockaway Blvd.
Jamaica
(718) 525-9499
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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NEW YORK (continued)

CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 80
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

JOHNNIE’S TOPLESS GOGO
State Route 17B
Monticello
(914) 794-4170

BABY DOLL LOUNGE
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part27

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

signal turn right, at next signal turn right again. Club is one
mile down, on left.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 11:30AM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 160
FOOD SERVICE: Deli
DRESS CODE: Casual

HAWAII
THE CLASSIC CAT
818 Sheridan St.
Honolulu
(808) 947-2121
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 2:00PM to 4:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Mon – Sat 7:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 2:00PM to 4:00A
COVER CHARGE: $1.00 Mon – Thur $2.00 Fri & Sat
CLUB CAPACITY: 165
FOOD SERVICE: Full Menu with Daily Specials
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Sunday from 2:00PM to 8:00PM – “Super Pix ‘92″ Photo Contest -
Photograph Nude Women, live, and win cash prizes. Also a Beer
Drinkers Special – two 50 oz pitchers for $11.00 until 10:00PM.

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ILLINOIS

RED GARTER
318 Madison Ave.
Brooklyn
(618) 271-0002
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

LAND OF MINT & HONEY
180 Sinsinawa, E.
East Dubuque
(815) 747-9999

CRAZY ROCK
Romeoville
Located at the intersection of Route 53 and Rock Road in
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part22

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

(305) 565-9264
Located at the intersection of Orland Park Blvd. & A1A.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 84
FOOD SERVICE: Pizza
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour, with 2 for 1 drinks from 11:00AM to 7:00PM. Table
Top dances available ($5.00 minimum).

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FLORIDA (continued)

FOXY LADY
3650 Fowler Street
Fort Myers
(813) 936-2375
Behind Edison Mall.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 2:00AM, Sun 3:00PM to Midnight.
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 7:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Moderate
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has been in business 13 years. Voted #1 adult nightclub 2
years in a row by Ft. Myers News Press.

PUSSYCAT
2315 441 State Road
Hollywood
(305) 961-0270
Located 5 blocks south of Pembroke Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 8:00PM to 5:30AM, Sat 8:30PM to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Blowjobs and friction dances are available in the VIP Room.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Strip Joint Guide

==================================
THE O.S.J.G.(tm)
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
==================================

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GENTLEMEN’S ENTERTAINMENT

ELECTRONIC SHAREWARE EDITION

Volume 1, Number 2

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

This edition is the abridged electronic version of THE
O.S.J.G.(tm) and contains information on over 250 clubs in the
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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part3

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Eventually the U.S. pressures Israel into releasing their
prisoner. The kidnappers release all of their hostages. In a
surprise move Mark recognizes his true submissive nature and asks
the mean female kidnapper if he can stay with her and continue to
be punished. She informs him that if he stays he will be constantly
punished and humiliated as she uses him to vent her anger at the
West. As an example, she makes him beg her, nude and kneeling, in
front of the other hostages as they’re being prepared for release.
As he jerks himself off and pleads she grins evilly and promises
him more shame than he could ever imagine. He tearfully accepts her
terms.
As the hostages are being loaded into a bus to be taken to a
place of release, she fastens a leash around his neck and leads him
away, naked on all fours, while his friends and the former hostages
watch through the window of the bus. She leads him around the back
of the bus, then back along the other side. She laughs cruelly as
she leads him around the front of the bus again and then up the
steps and into the bus! She slaps his ass hard and hands the leash
to one of the young girls who is warned to hold onto it until
they’re released. The female kidnapper starts to laugh again and
says that making him go back now is the worst shame she can imagine
for him. She gets off the bus, the doors close, and the bus begins
to move. Mark is still crouched, his leash held by the shocked
young girl. His face and neck are as red as his ass and there are
goosebumps on his upper arms. He is shivering in shame. He looks up
and sees his co-workers looking at him and shaking their heads. The
women seem to be holding back smiles.
Twenty-five miles away, in Amman, hundreds of reporters and
television crews from around the world await the arrival of the
hostages. The world is waiting for the first interviews…
—————————————————————

3) JODY GOES HIKING
(note: this is really offbeat but, hell, that’s why they
call it `fantasy’!)

Somehow nature goes wrong. A nuclear power plant has an accident
and releases radiation into the air. Since there are no major
cities nearby the company doesn’t even mention the accident. One of
the employees, a young woman engineer, is on vacation and hiking in
the nearby woods.
The radiation has a strange effect on all of the woodland
creatures. They seem to be able to communicate and to work
together. They’re very very angry at what humans have done to their
home. The girl walks on by. She’s wearing a cotton shirt and
shorts. The animals, birds, and insects attack her. They swarm all
over her, managing to chew away all her clothing. Even her hiking
boots have been removed by eating through the lacings. Her wild
thashing helped to kicked them off.
As they bite/sting her she rolls around in horror and agony. They
…End of the part3. To be continued..