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Karen wiped the sweat from her brow, and touched the pencil to the pad. The idiots sitting at the booth could not make up their mind, and she was getting really impatient.

"Um," the guy said. "I'm not quite... sure."  He let the last word escape

from his lips as if he couldn’t decide whether or not he should even say it.

Karen had to manually force herself to prevent her foot from tapping

against the hard tile floor. She rubbed her palms on her apron, as the 90 degree sweltering heat made her uncomfortable. The airconditioning was on the blink again, and every time she walked to the kitchen it was like walking through hell. Finally, the guy ordered, and she scribbled it down hurriedly, and went to fill another customer’s coffee cup. Two waitresses short, unbearable heat, and a lecherous boss were really weighing down on her. The sweat from her neck had fallen down her chest between her breasts, half tickling and half itching. She dare not scratch, for fear that her boss would make some comment about health or something of a sexual nature. She cringed at the thought.

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to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

slam danced? slow danced? copped a feel while slow dancing? tangoed? waltzed? lambadaed? had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? french kissed? necked? attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi […]

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more than once? tasted or drunk urine? more than once? kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator? kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your dresser)?

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had sex to campfire light? had sex in full lighting? had sex in absolute darkness? disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? been a screamer? caused someone to be a screamer? fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)? fucked dorsally (’doggy’ style)? fucked amphibiously (’froggy’ style)? fucked in the female superior position? fucked sitting up? fucked standing up? fucked in a chair? fucked while leaning over a chair? fucked while […]

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 […]

genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?

1. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have you thought about it?
   1. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

88.received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on? 89.called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)? 90.called any live sex numbers? 91.recorded an obscene call for later playback? 92.worked at a live phone sex number? 93.masturbated? 94.masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? […]

883.had oral sex in a semi public location where there was a possibi- lity of discovery? 884.fucked in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery? 885.because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a […]

“have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train” have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head” Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess) have you: 805.necked while hot tubbing? 806.had oral sex while hot […]