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Archive-author: Bostnbob Archive-title: Spanking in the Cinema

This is a preliminary list which I hope will be made even more complete and accurate by your comments, additions, corrections, and suggestions. Please direct your input — especially reports of new “sightings” — to Bostnbob, either in public messages or through e-mail.

These entries vary widely in their credibility. […]

cow-shagger. Posts ran up to support the roof at the cow-ass end of the stall, these posts being connected by horizontal 2×4s. The 2×4 presumably provided a place from which to hang milk buckets, stools, hobbles, and so on, but was, of course, carefully placed for cow-shagging, its height indicating the favorite technique. If about […]

Auguste Comte: To control the sexual impulse efficiently has always been and ever will be regarded as the highest test of human wisdom. Abstinence serves to strengthen mutual affection. The feeling of attachment becomes stronger and more constant […]

used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof), as a pickup or getting to know you better routine? lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge? dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she would pick up on it? send anonymous love letters to someone? been in or started a food […]

cross a line through them for five… easy to count). Take the total, subtract from 1500, and divide by 15. Basic math stuff.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a […]

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IV. I Fought the Law and I Won - (70 Questions)

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more than once? tasted or drunk urine? more than once? kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator? kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your dresser)?

XIV. Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions) Do you consider Bondage a way […]

in a hallway, had oral sex? in a hallway, fucked? in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted? in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex? in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked? in a kitchen, necked/petted? in a kitchen, had oral sex? in a kitchen, fucked? in any other household room other than […]

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 […]

had sex while on any drug? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having sex? used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect (e.g. smoked pot while […]

been a pool, card or chess shark? incited to riot? plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)? committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)? committed treason? been thought politically unreliable? been thought politically reliable? looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)? sent a chain letter? started a chain letter? made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)? made or acquired ‘elint’ (electronic […]

and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)?

1. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow (you might be programming too much)?
   1. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help […]

fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? mixed meat and dairy? eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? eaten during daylight during Ramadan? eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? fed […]

233.offered a sympathy fuck? 234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected? 235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)? 236.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals? 237.attempted […]

activity and you asked them to join?

(the following are where you have been attracted to someone because of their social status) 982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)? 983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority […]