183. petted below the waist?
184. kissed on the first date?
185. necked on the first date?
186. petted above the waist on the first date?
187. petted below the waist on the first date?
188. given a hickey?
189. received a hickey?
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
turtlenecks)
191. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
192. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
193. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
196. had your fingers licked or sucked?
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
198. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
199. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
200. fondled someone who was asleep?
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
202. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
203. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
lighting conditions?
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
conditions?
205. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
206. bathed or showered with someone?
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn’t count, no matter how
cute s/he was.)
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
219. given finger scratch marks?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part10
Monday, January 18th, 2010Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part19
Friday, January 8th, 2010 sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
11
3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
12
A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
13
Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
14
Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
16
Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
17
1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
18
Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
19
Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
20
Vaginal oral sex.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32
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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part2
Thursday, December 24th, 2009 As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3)
sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any
bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not
transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and 2582.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Purity Test Genesis/History:
Version 1 (100) Created at MIT’s Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for
male, and one for female. Not much is known about this
version. It was ported to CMU by ps in 1982.
Version 2 (247) Spring 1983 – CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al.
Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “we’ll think
of three more tomorrow”, and tomorrow never got there.
Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden.
Does not discriminate against gays or bi’s. Good correspondence
of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
version and version 2. Added Genesis/History section.
Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up same bugs
in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in verbose
history section.
Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400.
Version 3.5B (400) on 18-Mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/ as
Intermediate release, with footnotes integrated into main body
of text and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in
Fall, 1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend at
MIT (where it all began), who hadn’t seen any versions except
the antique Version 1.
Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd (CLARINET@YALEVM)
Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history
cleaned up.
Version 4.0 (500) on 23-April-1988: Yale (Silliman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, mlm,
and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question version
expanded to 500 questions.
Version 5.0 (1) on 19-June-1989: SUNY College at Oswego and SUNY University at
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Archive-name Miscellperfhandtxt part3
Thursday, December 17th, 2009
In any case a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop
of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alex-
andra Penney, in her book, “How to Make Love to a Man”, is very
keen on massaging the lotion between one’s hands before putting
it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-
rubbing warms it up.
If your partner doesn’t seem to have a very firm erection, try
using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local
sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight
burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard.
Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps. If you really
want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls
and watch him go through the roof.
One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand
motions. Here are a few indispensable techniques:
SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you
develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the dif-
ference. Don’t get into a routine where the strokes are dull,
and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point
where he’s singing out, “I second that hand motion!”
DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated
hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both
hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to
caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base
of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft,
move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
Pretend you’re holding a baseball bat and are about to score a
grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one
up, one down at the same time. There’s no doubt that two hands
are better than one.
THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all
the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it.
Meanwhile you’re bringing your corresponding hand down to the top
of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the
name “anvil stroke.” Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a
double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
piping-hot anvil.
THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the “shuttle cock,” but it’s one of
the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part50
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
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CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri Noon to 2:00AM, Sat 5:00PM to 2:00AM, Sun
7:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: Full Menu
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club holds many contests including: Wet T-Shirt Contests, Calender
Girl competitions, female wrestling, and dance contests.
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934 W. Grace Street
Richmond
(804) 359-8000
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5329 Evergreen Way
Everett
(206) 347-3944
LUSTY LADY THEATER
1315 First Ave.
Seattle
(206) 622-2120
PAGE 47
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
WASHINGTON (continued)
KITTENS NIGHT CLUB
8920 S. Tacoma Way
Tacoma
(206) 588-9500
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
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5180 US Route 60, E.
Huntington
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part33
Thursday, November 19th, 2009 ALEX’S SUPPER CLUB
Route 128
Washington Street
Stoughton
(617) 244-2175
Nude Dancers
PAGE 31
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
MICHIGAN
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12906 Michigan Ave.
Dearborn
(313) 584-9110
CANTALOUPES
19230 Woodward
Detroit
(313) 891-0800
PATIO SHOW BAR
14541 W. 8 Mile Road
Detroit
(313) 342-7944
SLAMMER’S II IN THE PARK
23420 John R Road
Hazel Park
(313) 547-0022
DEJA VU
6530 Bay Road
Saginaw
(313) 791-3080
Two miles north of Fashion Square Mall on Bay Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri Noon to 4:00AM, Sat
4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 4:00pM to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
FOOD SERVICE: Sandwiches and Pizza
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club regularly holds Amateur Nights, Wet T-Shirt Contest, and
Wrestling. In August there is a Melon Festival.
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part21
Friday, November 6th, 2009 on your left.
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ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 11:00AM to 1:00AM, Fri & Sat 11:00AM to
2:00AM, Sun Noon to 11:00PM
COVER CHARGE: $1.00, Fri & Sat 7:00PM to 11:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
DRESS CODE: Casual
PAGE 20
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1720 CLUB
1720 H Street, N.W.
Washington
(202) 338-1774
Located one block southwest of the White House, near the
intersection of 17th and H Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Fri 11:00AM to 3:00AM,
Sat 4:00PM to 3:00AM, Sun 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 125
FOOD SERVICE: Full menu. Including appetizers, entree’s, &
specials.
DRESS CODE: No hats or cutoffs
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Cape Coral
(813) 574-5847
FANTASY
14411 US Hwy. 19, S.
Clearwater
(813) 535-6706
CLUB TEDDY BARE
1033 Mason Ave.
Daytona Beach
(904) 255-5599
GUMWRAPPERS
3233 N. Ocean Blvd.
Fort Lauderdale
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Archive-name Miscelloldtimestxt
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 Archive-author: RICHH
Archive-title: Seems like Old Times
Somehow my brother had managed to score some dope of the kind
that I hadn’t seen around in almost 5 years. We’re talking KILL.
ER. MTV was on but the sound was off. Howard pulled out some
papers. We were sitting cross-legged, on the carpet, in front of
the tv.
“Screw that,” I said. “Grab the bong.” He did.
I filled it, but just enough for one good hit. That Wilson
Philips song ‘Hold On’ came on.
“All right,” said Karen, as I took the first hit. “Quick top
ten list.”
“Topic?” asked Howard.
“Top ten things heard at a Wilson Philips party, after Chynna
and Wendi have gone outside to make out with their boyfriends.”
I half-laughed, half-choked, and passed the bong to my
brother.
“Excellent,” I said. “Number 10–Such a pretty face.”
Karen said, “9–a great personality.”
My brother scored big with “She writes *all* the songs you
know.”
But Karen topped it with “Brian was the most talented.”
Karen did her hit and I said “She was a champion swimmer in
grade school, you know.”
“What number is that?” asked Karen, whose eyes were already
mere slits.
“Number two–,” said Howard, “Where’s Chynna. Where’s
Wendi?”
“All right,” I said. “And the number one thing overheard at
the Wilson Philips blah blah blah–” Howard drummed a little on the
carpet. “Got any blow?”
“Careful,” I said, as the bong teetered precariously from the
encouragement of my brother’s foot.
Howard was the first to say it. “I am stoned.”
“How much of this did you get?” asked Karen.
“Just an ounce. Should last for a while at this rate.”
This was clearly true.
“Mariah Carey,” said Karen, who then stuck her finger down her
throat. The ‘Emotion’ video was on. “Turn the sound up, How,” I
said.
“You don’t *like* her, do you?” asked Karen.
“Gimme a break. I just wonder if she hits those notes on her
back, too.”
“Figures.”
“Wait,” said Karen, her eyes opening suddenly. She turned the
sound down on Mariah. “I’ve got an idea. I’ve got to say it now,
because I only think of it when I’m stoned, you know?”
…End of the part1. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellideastxt part5
Friday, October 9th, 2009 supplies. They make it clear that the woman will become their
entertainment in the mountains. They are especially entertained by
torturing her. This could become very heavy. Bondage, branding,
bestiality. They shave her completely and torture her each evening.
They roast her on a spit, not enough to kill her, but enough to
blister her ass and tits. They constantly threaten to kill her in
some hideous way and she never knows when they will really do it.
—————————————————————-
5) THE GAMBLERS
(note: I once left some of this premise in a message but
nobody followed through on it. Here’s a little more.)
The scene is North America, late 21st Century. A young woman
(Natasha) is playing poker at a casino. She has been doing well.
She is spoiled and rich and spends a lot of her time at the casino.
Seated at the table, along with several other men and women, is her
longtime rival. A good-looking man who has consistently beaten her
whenever they’ve played. He’s arrogant and gloats. She despises him
and vows to get even. She arranges with a female associate to stand
near him so she can see his cards. Very subtle movements tip her
associate off as to what her hand is, and other equally subtle
movements are relayed back if she has his hand beat. As a result
she has taken him for a lot of money and he is fuming.
Finally the big hand comes. He gets a full house. The bidding
gets intense and soon everyone drops out except the woman and the
man. She also has a full house, Queens over Jacks. She signals her
hand to her assistant who barely suppresses a beam of surprise and
signals back that she has him beat! The bidding escalates quickly.
He’s convinced he has her beat. At this point nearly a million
dollars are on the table. A crowd begins to gather as they watch
the two glare at each other and continually raise the pot. Finally
all their money is gone. Natasha times her suggestion well. She
suggests that they make an ultimate bet to see who is the best and
who is the born loser. He glares at her, then smiles. He’s sure
he’s got her beat. He asks her what she suggests. The loser becomes
the slave of the winner. The onlookers gasp. Slavery is legal but
they have never heard of a person betting their freedom on a hand
of cards. The rest of the casino gathers around now, all eyes
focused on the two players. He looks her up and down. She has a
great body, dressed in expensive clothes and jewelry. She is so
sure of herself, so arrogant, such a bitch! He agrees. The casino
owner brings forms for them both to sign. The signing is witnessed
by over a hundred people and the overhead camera records the bet.
It is very simple. All the possesions and properties of the loser
go to the winner. The loser legally forfeits his or her freedom and
becomes the absolute slave of the winner. The ownership is
complete.
There is silence in the casino as the two players stare at each
…End of the part5. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt
Monday, September 28th, 2009 Archive-author: Animal Trainer
Archive-title: Horse Help – A Guide to Horses
A Beginners Guide
Horses are a proud, independent breed of animal. Their breed, their social
life, their training (or lack therof), and their own developing personality
are a few of the variables that must be accounted for when attempting to
understand them individualy. Horses, like people, all have individual
personalities so one must really spend a great deal of time with an animal
to develop a significant relationship. I can say with a great deal of
confidence however, that anyone that spends a significant amount of time
observing and interacting with horses can do ANYTHING with them.
Basic reproductive behavior
Horses, like most animals, depend on the sense of smell to signify the
readiness of a female for an encounter. The stallion will approach the
mare from behind and make a squealing noise…if the mare is in heat she
will “wink” her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine. The
stallion will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut)
before she will acquiesse. The mare will often prove recalcitrant for some
time, even threatening to kick the stallion. As he squeals and nips her
however, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her and
complete the union.
The Stallion
A full grown stallion’s cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
substance… it is thought that this serves to “seal” the mares pussy so
that the semen has time to do it’s thing before leaking out. Horse semen
is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
to it…not at all bitter like man’s cum. You can easily drink cups of it
with no discomfort.
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Archive-name Miscellheracleatxt
Sunday, September 27th, 2009 Archive-author:
Archive-title: Book: Heraclea – A Legend of Warrior Women
Book Review: “Heraclea : A Legend of Warrior Women” by Bernard Evslin
Copyright 1978 ( out of print , but I can tell you how to
find it … )
Book Rating : PG18
Bernard Evslin is an expert on Greek and Roman mythology , and some
of his academic works and fictional novels are still in print.
“Heraclea” is a retelling of the legend of Hercules , with a mighty
heroine in the role of Hercules.
Of both divine and mortal ancestry , the frail yet feisty teenage
girl Palaemona is transformed into the powerful , 9 ft. giantess
Heraclea. During her Herculian labors , she fights enemies both human
and monstrous.
Another Greek myth retold by Evslin is the origin and fate of the
Centaurs – retold in a way that is sure to appeal to fans of amazons!
The illustrator is Lucy Martin Bitzer , who has duplicated the white
on black look of old Grecian pottery. Her line is minimal and fluid ,
and her naturalistic, pre-steroid sense of anatomical porportion is a
refreshing alternative to the “L.H. Art/Eric Stanton” types of
amazon women. ( Variety is the spice of life … )
This is a little charmer of a book , especially for fans of tall,
strong women. There’s no explicit sex , but if you use your
imagination , this book is full of subtley suggestive passages. In
fact , there’s more sensuality and romance in Evslin’s text than there
is in a lot of the x-rated amazon fiction I’ve read. ( Also, I notice
that the x-rated stuff is more impact intensive … ).
How To Find It?
I found my copy in a remainder stack at a local bookstore. Used
bookstores file it in their Mythology section. However – you can read
it for free ! I’ve seen “Heraclea” in my local library – in the Young
Adults section! So, if you think you can borrow it with a straight
face , do it , and enjoy!
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part6
Monday, September 21st, 2009 tongue work to get them opened up. Even then, they have a bone
a couple of inches in that prevents you from sticking your dick
straight in. You have to angle up and over to get by this bone.
Their height is generally too low to have sex with them while
you are standing up, and too high to have sex with them while
you are kneeling. The best way to have sex with a bitch is to
put her in bed and lay down behind her. The best sex I ever had
with a bitch was one time when I took sloppy seconds from a
friend. However, in general, I would have to rate bitches as
generally unsatisfactory.
GOATS
Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention and
companionship from people. They love to play, and sometimes
will spend as much time as you want playing. If you want to do
this, get a goat with no horns! The larger breeds are about the
same size as a large dog, so they are not too convenient to
mount. They can be trained to lay down, so you can put them in
bed, but will not take to this as fast as a dog.
A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung. Their
pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them
up, and they don’t have the bone like a dog. The entire genital
area of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be
spent licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.
I have found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does
not seem to have a very deep pussy. I tend to bottom out.
Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can
just brush them out of the way. The sphincter muscles of the
goat are fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.
(That is, of course, if they let you. Consent is everything in
animal love.) Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.
What a sexy looking animal!
Be sure to do proper housing for your goat. They can jump a
great distance. I’ve seen one clear a six foot fence from a
standing start.
SHEEP
When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with
animals, almost invariably they think of sheep. So many
shepherds have told so many stories over the years. My
experience tells me that this reputation is probably well
deserved. Their main disadvantage is their size… they are not
convenient to mount. They are fairly easy to get into bed.
Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them will give up
and stop any struggling. Every time, I am concerned about that
…End of the part6. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt part2
Thursday, September 10th, 2009 heat will follow in six months).
Before her first heat, I would recommend a minimum of
sexual activity. Let her discover her own place as a dog
before confusing her with too much sexuality too soon. By all
means caress her entire body, and around her vagina gently.
Let her get used to your hands being everywhere on her, but
avoid active stimulation of her clitoris at this stage. Cuddle
her, and love her for the puppy she is. It is a good time for
exploration of her body and genitals for you to get used to the
differences between her and a human partner. You will notice
that the entrance to her vagina is a ‘Y’ shape. The tail of
the ‘Y’ points toward her front, and that is where her clitoris
is. The lips are coated with a fine velvety fur.
During the early stages of her first heat, the bitch may
become depressed, or even frightened by the sudden changes in
her. She may start to wander off in search of a mate. Comfort
her and be a friend to her, and don’t let her escape off your
property. It is now your responsibility, for the next three
weeks, to ensure she isn’t mated by the sudden hordes of randy
male dogs hanging around your house. Let me recommend high
wooden fencing, and a handy bucket of cold water for potential
suitors.
After the first bleeding stops, her vagina entrance will
have enlarged quite significantly. She may actively invite you
to sex by turning her rump toward you, and flicking her tail
aside every time you catch her eye. In other words, she is now
horny, and it is up to you to relieve her.
Get naked. All the better to use you whole body in the
act. Work with her as though she were human. That is, spend
time caressing her, hugging her. Play with her nipples, which
will have become larger and more sensitive with her heat.
Arouse her as much as you can. When she is really turned on,
her vagina will be well lubricated, and she will almost be
begging you to make her cum. The best way to do this is to use
one or two fingers. If you are a male, do NOT try inserting
your dick into her unless she is one of the Giant Breeds, (or
you have an exceptionally small dick). If you hurt her, she
may become frightened of you, and will not enjoy the sex.
Move around behind her and insert one finger gently into
her, slowly. If she isn’t wet enough, use saliva or KY jelly.
Don’t use mineral oils or anything that isn’t used for human
sex. As your knuckle brushes past her clitoris, it is likely
she will sharply hump her hips downward. This is normal. (It
surprised the bejesus out of me the first time it happened)
Slowly withdraw your finger, and repeat. She should start
humping up and down on your finger quite strongly. Keep in
time to her movements, pushing up as she humps down. Use your
other hand to caress her nipples and stomach. She will cum
fairly quickly and easily (this is why sex with animals is
better than humans…). You can tell when she is, as you will
…End of the part2. To be continued..
Divers do it deep part2
Saturday, July 4th, 2009 entangling them – I do it slowly and thoroughly – ok – ok – wow – she seems
calmer now – we ascend gently by a couple of metres, and agree to surface -
thank-you she says, on the surface, near the boat, and gives me a really nice
smile – I’m sorry I panicked – you weren’t too bad at all, I reply – do you
want to get out of the water or shall we go down again? – she says, the others
are still down – we’ve plenty of air – I want to dive with you – I check -
twenty-five minutes, about 120 atmospheres left in each bottle – we agree to
dive again -
it’s really different this time – she follows me – we stop and look around -
the fish come up and look at us too – we give ok signals again and hold hands -
she squeezes mine – lovely soft hands – she’s trying to tell me something not
in the signals -
then she signals ‘wait’ – I want to tell her ‘don’t worry – take your time’ – I
take my mouthpiece out and hold it in one hand – I take her hand in my other
and kiss her hand – my cock tells me to do something more – I blow a few
bubbles at her mask and laugh into the water – then quickly replace my mask -
her eyes sparkle – she’s got the point – I don’t think she wants to try and
take her own mask out – perhaps she guesses we can have fun down here as well -
after a bit we manage a quick kiss underwater – have some fun – we share air -
safety drill of course, and deadly serious – still about a hundred atmospheres
left in both our air-bottles – we’re back within sight of the anchor-line – the
water is warm and surely no need to go up yet? -
now a nonstandard signal – we hold hands – I use my finger to draw a circle on
her palm – and press through the middle – shall we? – yes ok – wonderful! – I
slide my finger slowly through the ring of her ‘ok’ – I – want – you – hard -
but hell – we can’t hug, what can we do in this gear – we gently stroke each
other’s thighs – we’re floating a little way off the line, I hold on by a few
rocks and wavy fronds – I’m getting more excited – harder – she opens her legs
apart – she’s astride me – ride a cock sea-horse, lady! – my cock is hard on -
I want to burst – oh fuck, I want to get closer than this, I want to thrust and
ram her now – hell with all this diving gear in the way between my throbbing
tool and her wet flesh – maybe there’s a way – I unfasten my wet-suit lower
strap, push the lifejacket strap to one side – she gets the idea and helps do
the same with hers – my cock is tight against my briefs – now I press my tool
against her bikini briefs – by the friction I feel her softness – again – and
again – oh fuck, this is too good – but all the fins, knives, and spare
snorkels on our legs and feet are still in the way – we can’t strip off without
tangling up again – I stroke her thighs again – she strokes mine – there’s only
one way to do this – ‘wait’ – ‘ok’ – I get out my knife again – put it into my
bulging briefs – to one side, where they are narrow against my hip, I start
sawing – with a few strokes I slice through -
my cock bursts out hard and free – she cups and strokes it – oh wonderful, I
can’t wait – I give ’same for you’ and get ‘ok’ – now my knife goes in between
her hip and the side of her bikini – I saw and cut through, peel away her
bikini front, put knife away – I stroke her lovely soft hair and – at last -
…End of the part2. To be continued..
