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THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T

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Version 5.01 (1)
Final Release
11-September-1989
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
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Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

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Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different
variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting
stale. Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both
of you. So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the
walking.

Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we
need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel
women aren’t skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too
limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to
apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,
disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to scratch.
Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper
methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can
perform the following exercises. But it is written with an
experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or
small? Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater
attention than the size of a man’s penis. Man’s obsession with
cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate
past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it’s a waste of
time. A large penis doesn’t have any effect on a woman’s physi-
cal enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attach-
ment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it
straight like an arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy
mass of the shaft? Does your hand completely engulf it? This is
good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don’t be an
organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual
girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases,
try both hands to insure you don’t miss any of the tender areas
while stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man
loves to have his penis worshiped, played with, tickled, fondled,
massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or
disgusted.

Don’t start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the full-
ness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top
of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the
other half and end back down at the balls. The movements should
be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.
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O.S.J.G.
P.O. Box 568
Quincy, IL 62306-0568 USA

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

PAGE NUMBER

ALABAMA 7
ALASKA 9
ARIZONA 10
ARKANSAS 14
CALIFORNIA 15
COLORADO 19
CONNECTICUT 20
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 21
FLORIDA 21
GEORGIA 25
HAWAII 26
ILLINOIS 27
INDIANA 27
IOWA 28
KANSAS 29
KENTUCKY 29
LOUISIANA 30
MARYLAND 30
MASSACHUSETTS 31
MICHIGAN 32
MINNESOTA 32
MISSISSIPPI 33
MISSOURI 34
NEBRASKA 34
NEVADA 34
NEW JERSEY 34
NEW YORK 36
NORTH CAROLINA 39
OHIO 40
OKLAHOMA 41
OREGON 41
PENNSYLVANIA 41
SOUTH CAROLINA 43
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TEXAS

THE POLO CLUB
6019 S.W. 45th Ave.
Amarillo
(806) 356-9679
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Semi-strict

YELLOW ROSE
6528 N. Lamar Blvd.
Austin
(512) 458-2106

PEPPERS
1402 Roddfield Road
Corpus Christi
(512) 993-6996
Located at the intersection of Rodfield Road and th S.P.I.D.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 2:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat & Sun 6:00PM to 2:00A
COVER CHARGE: None
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BEAR NECESSITY
3902 Long Beach Road
Island Park
(516) 432-9168
Take the Long Island Expressway to Southern State; Exit 175 to
Sunrise Hwy; then exit on Long Beach Rd.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon-Sat 11:30AM to 4:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Clam bakes features every Sunday. Beach Parties on Tuesdays.
Wednesday is Luah Night.

SECRETS
157-13 Rockaway Blvd.
Jamaica
(718) 525-9499
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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NEW YORK (continued)

CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 80
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

JOHNNIE’S TOPLESS GOGO
State Route 17B
Monticello
(914) 794-4170

BABY DOLL LOUNGE
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MISSISSIPPI

GOLDEN NUGGET
1899 Beach Blvd.
Biloxi
(601) 388-2162

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MISSOURI

GUS’S GOLDMINE COCKTAIL LOUNGE
1333 Main Street
Kansas City
(816) 842-5479
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NEBRASKA

FIRESIDE INN
24 E. 21st Street
Kearny
(308) 234-9600
Located in downtown Kearney
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 5:00PM to 8:30PM
COVER CHARGE: Evenings
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Live, professional stand-up comics every Wednesday night. Live
bands 3 or 4 nights a week.

CLUB 15
1421 Farnam
Omaha
(402) 345-5084
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MICHIGAN

CAFE CHABLIS
12906 Michigan Ave.
Dearborn
(313) 584-9110

CANTALOUPES
19230 Woodward
Detroit
(313) 891-0800

PATIO SHOW BAR
14541 W. 8 Mile Road
Detroit
(313) 342-7944

SLAMMER’S II IN THE PARK
23420 John R Road
Hazel Park
(313) 547-0022

DEJA VU
6530 Bay Road
Saginaw
(313) 791-3080
Two miles north of Fashion Square Mall on Bay Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri Noon to 4:00AM, Sat
4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sun 4:00pM to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
FOOD SERVICE: Sandwiches and Pizza
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club regularly holds Amateur Nights, Wet T-Shirt Contest, and
Wrestling. In August there is a Melon Festival.

MINNESOTA
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INDIANA

THE BUSY BODY LOUNGE
1201 E. Columbia
Evansville
(812) 428-0133

BUCKETS
7200 E. Washington
Indianapolis
(317) 352-0523
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 12:30PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 6:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: Light snacks
DRESS CODE: Neat and Clean

NUGGET SHOW CLUB
2709 N. Shadeland
Indianapolis
(317) 545-5554
Five blocks north of I-70, take the Shadeland Exit.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 3:00am

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INDIANA (continued)

COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 5:30PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 90
FOOD SERVICE: Full menu
DRESS CODE: Yes

DEJA VU DIAMOND CLUB
2491 Ripley Street
Lake Station
(317) 962-4398
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GI GI’S II
11800 Stagecoach Road
Little Rock
(501) 455-4499

PRIME TIME CLUB
3306 Mabelvale Pike
Little Rock
(501) 562-9044
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 membership fee
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
This is the only strip joint in the greater Little Rock area.

CALIFORNIA

CALIFORNIA DREAMS
2916 W. Lincoln Ave.
Anaheim
(714) 828-2582

FRITZ, THAT’S IT
9747 E. Artesia Blvd.
Bellflower
(310) 925-2308
From the 91 Fwy. exit on Bellflower Blvd.
Topless Dancers

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CALIFORNIA (continued)

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TEN’S
5120 E. Speedway
Tucson
(602) 325-8367
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM

ARKANSAS
CENTERFOLD
1396 E. Grand Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-7879
From downtown Hot Springs follow 70 E. Highway towards Little
Rock.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 7:30PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 8:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features floor shows and door prizes regularly.

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ARKANSAS (continued)

ENTERTAINER’S CLUB
903 Central Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-9332
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
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MILE HIGH CLUB
1926 W. Deer Valley Road
Phoenix
(602) 780-8502

RUMPER ROOM
3614 W. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 278-5313
Take the 35th Avenue exit from I-10. Go north one block, then
west one block.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Thur 11:00AM to 3:00AM, Fri & Sat 11:00AM to
5:00AM

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ARIZONA (continued)

COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 65
FOOD SERVICE: Included with Cover Charge
DRESS CODE: Casual

TEASERS
663 W. Camelback Road
Phoenix
(602) 265-3011
Located near the intersection of 7th Ave. and Camelback.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
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RICHH
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Maybe it sounds too good to be true, but there’s now a simple,
foolproof way for men to boost their partners’ and their own
pleasure during lovemaking. And it doesn’t rely on aphrodisiacs or
drugs. Instead, it involves doing a set of easy to learn
pelvic-muscle exercises called Kegels (after Arnold Kegel, M.D.,
the gynecologist who developed them over 40 years ago). Women have
been practicing these moves for years to intensify their orgasms
and increase their partners’ stimulation. Now, sex therapists and
researchers have discovered that both partners can benefit sexually
when men do Kegels, too.

Kegel exercises both strengthen and tone the pubococcygeal (PC)
muscle-which runs from front to back in men’s and women’s
pelvises–as well as the surrounding pelvic muscles. The PC muscle
is what helps bring a man or woman to climax, and, along with other
pelvic muscles, it also controls urination.

In his recent book, “The New Male Sexuality (Bantam Books,
1992), psychologist Bernie Zilbergeld, Ph.D., claims that many of
his male patients who practiced pelvic-muscle contractions over
time reported increased sexual sensation and more intense orgasms.
That’s not all. Over the past 20 years, William Hartman, Ph.D., and
Marilyn Fithian, Ph.D., co-directors of the Center for Marital and
Sexual Studies in Long Beach, California, have prescribed Kegel
exercises to more than 1,300 male patients who were troubled by
erection problems. Most of the men who did the exercises as
prescribed reported firmer erections than before.

What’s more, nearly 200 of Dr. Hartman and Dr. Fithian’s male
patients who practiced Kegels learned to delay ejaculation,
enabling them to prolong sex to their own and their partner’s
satisfaction. And most surprising, 10 percent of these men were
eventually able to have multiple orgasms–that is, two or more
climaxes during a single act of intercourse before ejaculating.
(Orgasm and ejaculation don’t always occur simultaneously in men.)

With so many sexual benefits, Kegels are the perfect
“sexercises” for men as well as women to master. Besides helping to
create the physical conditions that enhance lovemaking, the
exercises can spice up sex in another way as well. “Partners can
take turns tightening their pelvic muscles during intercourse,”
explains Dr. Hartman. “Each will feel the other’s muscle contrac-
tions, which adds to the excitement.”

For a man who wants to learn how to perform Kegels, the first
step is locating the PC muscle. Here’s how: Some time when he has
the urge to urinate, he should sit on the toilet with his legs
spread, start to urinate, then try to stop the flow. (The PC muscle
is the one he squeezes to do this.) After restarting the flow, he
can practice stopping and restarting the stream of urine. It may
take several attempts to actually isolate the PC muscle–the
buttocks muscles have a tendency to kick in if the legs aren’t kept
wide.
When a man has familiarized himself with the sensation of
contracting the PC muscle, he’s ready to practice holding the
contractions. He should first try holding a contraction for several
seconds three or four times a day. Over the next few weeks, as he
continues doing Kegels, he can gradually increase the time of the
contraction until he is holding it for 10 to 15 seconds. Next, he
should alternate these Kegel holds with a series of short, quick
contractions. Dr. Hartman recommends that men gradually work up to
a daily routine of 100 quick PC contractions and five holds. (Women
who want to learn how to do Kegels should follow these same steps,
but they only need to do the long holds for five seconds; men,
however, need the 10- to 15-second hold for delaying ejaculation.)

After a few months of diligent practice, a man should be ready
to try using the Kegel hold during intercourse to delay ejacula-
tion. But first he must familiarize himself with the sensation
known as ejaculatory inevitability–the point at which he can no
longer hold back an ejaculation. He will feel an uncontrollable
urge to ejaculate as his prostate gland and seminal vesicles
contract. Once a man has developed an awareness of this sensation,
he can then learn to produce a PC contraction before he reaches
that point of no return. (Another option is for a man to try
practicing this technique on his own while masturbating.)

Most men can do Kegels anywhere, since they’re seldom aroused
by the exercises; women may want to practice Kegels in private
since for them, the increased blood flow to the pelvic region is
more likely to spark arousal. Continued over a lifetime, the
exercises can help men (and women) head off urinary incontinence
later in life. That plus greater arousal, enhanced orgasms and
longer-lasting sex make these some of the simplest, most beneficial
exercises a man or woman can do.

–

Hey, folks!
Stuck in the dreaded, sweaty doldrums of summer, I thought
I’d add a postscript to my latest effort.
Recuperating from a couple of broken fingers, it’s been a
long time since I uploaded anything, and I just wanted to check
in and let any interested readers (if there are any of you out
there) know that I’m alive and well, out of my cast, and able to
type, again. I enjoy writing these stories and have about eight
projects started but can’t seem to finish them.
Recently, I was told that the “BOSWELL” stories have been
pretty widely distributed over the nation’s BBSs and that tickled
me. My problem with that is that I just sit here and stare at a
blue screen without any feedback.
I try to do a few different things, and I was just wondering
if any of you could do me a favor and occasionally drop me a note
and let me know if you like or dislike what you’ve read. Always
feel free to check in with comments, criticisms, suggestions,
questions, etc. I would also like to hear how far away from
Baltimore my stories are showing up out there.
If you’re interested, I have a list of my stories below.
Sometimes the titles are changed, so I’ve included a short
synopsis for each. If there are any you haven’t read but would
like to, just let me know.

The national board that I call the most often is:
Rusty n Edie’s BBS
Call
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so you can leave comments in their adult file section under a
name like “JBOS-00X.ZIP” or something similar. If you’d like to
correspond privately, leave your handle or whatever in the
comment, and I’ll get right back to you.

Thanks.

J. BOSWELL

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Stories by J. BOSWELL, as of July 21, 1992.
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3) JODY GOES HIKING
(note: this is really offbeat but, hell, that’s why they
call it `fantasy’!)

Somehow nature goes wrong. A nuclear power plant has an accident
and releases radiation into the air. Since there are no major
cities nearby the company doesn’t even mention the accident. One of
the employees, a young woman engineer, is on vacation and hiking in
the nearby woods.
The radiation has a strange effect on all of the woodland
creatures. They seem to be able to communicate and to work
together. They’re very very angry at what humans have done to their
home. The girl walks on by. She’s wearing a cotton shirt and
shorts. The animals, birds, and insects attack her. They swarm all
over her, managing to chew away all her clothing. Even her hiking
boots have been removed by eating through the lacings. Her wild
thashing helped to kicked them off.
As they bite/sting her she rolls around in horror and agony. They
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Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
or “platform shoes”…(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
so that you can reach her pussy.
Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
away…some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
time with it gaining it’s trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
don’t force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
it’s fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
reacts will depend on it’s own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
wild then you will have to go through an extended “courtship” to learn how
to respond to the beast.

MARES – TRAINING YOUR OWN

When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
approaches her first birthday confine her more…she is now at the right
age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
objection to someone playing with their pussy’s. I have walked up on a pen
full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
to enjoy it. These fillys didn’t even know me but they were young,
inexperienced and bored…also since they were penned they were used to the
presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
and snort and fret, but eventually they will get curious and come
closer…you must wait until they have come close enough to smell and touch
you before saying anything or moving. Even then speak softly and move VERY
slowly so as not to spook them. If you can feed the horses and let them
smell you during the day on several occaisons then they will remember you
and come to you more readily when you appear in the middle of the night.
Also if you are seducing strange horses you should bring them food. This
is a good way to start a relationship.
Wild mares or those that have been artificially inseminated are usually
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A Beginners Guide

Horses are a proud, independent breed of animal. Their breed, their social
life, their training (or lack therof), and their own developing personality
are a few of the variables that must be accounted for when attempting to
understand them individualy. Horses, like people, all have individual
personalities so one must really spend a great deal of time with an animal
to develop a significant relationship. I can say with a great deal of
confidence however, that anyone that spends a significant amount of time
observing and interacting with horses can do ANYTHING with them.

Basic reproductive behavior

Horses, like most animals, depend on the sense of smell to signify the
readiness of a female for an encounter. The stallion will approach the
mare from behind and make a squealing noise…if the mare is in heat she
will “wink” her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine. The
stallion will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut)
before she will acquiesse. The mare will often prove recalcitrant for some
time, even threatening to kick the stallion. As he squeals and nips her
however, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her and
complete the union.

The Stallion

A full grown stallion’s cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
two inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from other
animals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect and
excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
entry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax the
head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
semen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
stallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
substance… it is thought that this serves to “seal” the mares pussy so
that the semen has time to do it’s thing before leaking out. Horse semen
is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
a thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat taste
to it…not at all bitter like man’s cum. You can easily drink cups of it
with no discomfort.
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Sheep tend to have burrs, stickers and other undesirable
things in their coats. I recommend keeping them shorn. Even
then, their wool produces a lot of lanolin, so you can expect to
come away feeling a little oily.

The thing that really recommends the sheep is the pussy. It’s
as though it was specifically designed for bestiality minded
guys. It is tight, wet, and seemingly bottomless. It’s also a
good pussy for eating. Don’t worry if you are hung like a mule,
the sheep will accommodate you just fine. Sheep don’t have a
very strong sphincter muscle, so you can easily fuck them up the
ass also.

SOWS

My experiences with a sow have been a little less than
satisfactory. The one I had was quite large, around 600 pounds
and (you guessed it) fat as a pig! She just was not very
attractive to me. Once I got into her, her pussy was very hot
and clinging, and she was really a pretty good fuck. Sows are
difficult to mount due to their size, and at that weight you
can’t exactly pick them up and lay them down. I found that if I
spread my legs way out and balanced on her back, I could get to
her pussy fairly well. Big sows are quite strong, and they
won’t stand for you unless they want to. It’s difficult to tie
one because ropes just slip over their head.

One nice thing about sows is that when they are in heat, all
they want is to get fucked. You can easily tell by putting
pressure on their back. If they assume a more sexual stance,
and appear to be a little paralyzed, you have a hot sow!

I would like to have more opportunities with sows, but have not
had the chance. At various livestock shows I have noticed that
the prize sows were trim and fit at around 150 pounds, and very
sexy looking. I would not kick one of those out of bed!

COWS

Cows are easy and fairly cheap to get, fun to fuck, and easy to
sell for what you paid for them. This is probably the
reason they are a favorite on many farms. Cows that are kept
for sex are usually fed grain and hay rather than being
pastured. Pasture feeding a cow will usually bring on a lot of
…End of the part7. To be continued..

About three a.m. you felt an arm around your waist, and dreamily
you reached back to stroke my leg. You were surprised when you felt a
smooth, soft leg, and then you realized that I was in front of you. The
hand on your stomach squeezed slightly and you heard Jennifer’s sigh from
behind you. You carefully rolled over, and her hand slid up to your
breast, her eyes closed, and her breathing long and deep. You were about to
roll back and her hand squeezed your breast again, then cupped it. You
touched her thigh again, and her eyes opened slowly. Thunder was a long
way off, rumbling overhead. Her hand slid up and brushed your cheek, and
you ran your hand over her smooth flat stomach. Her eyes closed and
sighed. Your fingers found her nipple under the tshirt, and you circled
her areola lightly. Jennifer leaned over and kissed you, her fiery tounge
surprising you with its passion. Her soft hands slid down your body,
finding the edge of the t-shirt you wore, and started to slide it up. You
felt her surprise at your lack of panties and her hand moved and caressed
your ass, squeezing gently. You felt my fingers on your back, telling you
that I was awake, but I did nothing more. Excited by Jennifer, and by
knowing I was watching, you slid your hand under her shirt and pinched her
full nipple, making her moan into your mouth. Her hands slid up your back,
then she pulled your shirt over your head. She looked at your breasts,
then bent down, suckling on them and making soft noises. Her fingers slid
through your sparse blonde bush, and found your labia, teasing them open.
I could feel your body move and undulate as she caressed you and sucked
your nipples. You rolled onto your back, next to me and Jennifer pulled
the sheet down to lick your bush, and circle your clit with her tounge.
The lowered sheet gave me away and she saw the nylon shorts bulging
obviously. Without a word, her hand reached out and stroked my hard shaft
through the nylon, her other hand teasing you by lightly raking her nails
underneath your full breasts.

You slid her shorts off, not even needing to unzip them from her
slim figure. My hands slipped her t-shirt off as your hands caressed her
small ass and her thighs. Jennifer’s tounge slid further between your
legs, and the sounds she made were of sheer estacy. Finally, we were all
naked and I sucked your tits while she licked you, and I could tell that
you were close to coming. Jennifer slid a finger inside you and sent you
over the edge, your body becoming rigid and tight. Jennifer slid over and
her mouth seemed to swallow my shaft, taking it most of the way to the
base, then back. Laying across you, she continued to suck my cock, making
small slurping noises. When your hands began caressing her smooth, tight
behind, Jennifer parted her thighs to allow you to caress her pussy as she
leaned over you. Her talented mouth was bringing me to the very edge, then
…End of the part8. To be continued..

The next day, after work, we showered and packed our last minute
items and drove off, leaving behind all the stress and the frantic pace of
our daily lives. We took the scenic route, going through Lake Tahoe and
into Nevada before turning south towards the Grand Canyon. The first day
was just one big adventure, and outside of Tahoe, I let you get the feel of
the clumsy motor- home. Sitting up high, with the large windows made us
feel like we were on top of the world. You did well driving the motorhome,
so we could now go to some other places as we’d planned, taking turns
driving if we had to head for home later that we’d planned.

We’d planned on driving at night, when traffic would allow us not
only the best economy, but the traffic would be sparse as well. Besides, I
had my own lusty fantasies in mind too. We left the Tahoe area late the
second day, the sun setting over the Sierra’s with an orange glow. We
drove south, down a well maintained highway, meeting little traffic. You
whipped up some sandwhichs while I drove, and we talked about how quiet it
was out in the high desert of Nevada. I opened a window, letting in the
warm night air, and even at 60 mph it felt warm and gentle. I looked at
you and felt your passions begin to stir even across the r.v. You removed
your top, baring your breasts to me, and then sat in the right front seat,
caressing yourself. In the dim glow of the instruments, I saw you slide
your hand under the elastic waistband of your shorts, and begin to rub
yourself. “Talk to me.” You said, “Tell me what you want to do.”

My cock pressed upwards in my jeans, straining against the fabric.
I looked over, seeing your legs spread over the armrest of the seat, one up
against the dash. Your breasts wiggled invitingly as the r.v. found small
bumps in the road. The only car we saw that night drove past, its
headlights tossing a fast moving glare over your naked tits, letting me see
you briefly illuminated. Then you’re back in shadow, and my eyes have to
adjust for the dim light. “Talk to me. Tell me how you’re going to fuck
me.” You say.

“Hmmm. First, I’m going to pull off the road a ways, and spread a
blanket on the ground. Then, I’m going to pull you from the r.v.,
completely naked and make you kneel on all fours while I fuck you
everywhere. I want to fuck your tight pussy, then I want you to suck me
…End of the part1. To be continued..

The Temple of Eros

Erosian Handbook and Lifestyle Guide

April 1989

Table of Contents

1. Erosian Theory and Practice

A. Introduction
B. Definitions and Guidelines

2. Erosian Ritual

A. Disclaimer & Notes
B. Foreward…Erosian Rituals
C. The Induction Ritual
a. The Ritual
b. Appendix A – Inductee Preparation
c. Appendix B – Attendant Preparation
d. Appendix C – Temple Preparation
e. Appendix D – Ceremony of The Fluids

D. The Initiation Ritual

E. The Succession Guidelines

3. Erosian Structure and Hierarchy

A. Erosian Structure
B. Erosian Hierarchy

4. Erosian Codes and Guidelines

A. Erosian Code of Conduct
B. Erosian Code of Practice
C. Sexual Practices and Guidelines

5. Erosian Theory Development & Notes
A. Questions and Answers about ETAP
B. Call to Fellow Erosians
C. Erosian Doctrine #1 (Communications)
D. Treatise of The Physical Self
E. Notes & Misc. Information

–

52. If I was with a group of men and women, some of whom I did not
know very well, and we saw a topless woman, I would
a) point her out as just another interesting sight b) feel
awkward and say nothing c) try to divert my group’s attention
away from the exhibitionist woman.

53. A person of my sex, whom I know very slightly, is sitting
awkwardly, revealingly, without knowing it, I would
a) tell a few friends so they might also take in the view b)
feel awkward and keep it to myself c) find a mutual friend and
pass the word back to the exposed person d) approach the person
and discreetly mention it to them.

54. What would I do in situation 53 if the person were of the
opposite sex.

55. In a resort the men’s bathroom is separated from the women’s
stall by a thin wall. As I am drying myself in the shower-stall
I see two eyes peering at me through an old pipe-duct let into
the dividing wall. I would
a) continue to dry myself making sure they got the best view
possible b) back against the wall and finish drying myself
hurriedly c) wrap the towel around me, grab a robe, and exit.

56. At a friend’s home I walk into a room and find two people makeing
love and know that they’ve seen me. I
a) say ‘Sorry’ and close the door behind me b) back out
hurriedly, but stay on in the party c) leave the party to avoid
facing them when they come out of the room.

57. I go to a picnic without a partner and find everyone pairing off
and vanishing behind the dunes. Only one person of the opposite
sex is left. I have just met that person. I
a) say ‘Care to come for a walk?’ hoping that an interesting
sexual encounter will develop b) sit down beside the person, in
the open, and talk c) stretch out where I am and go to sleep.

58. After the swim they want to take a group photograph with everyone
wearing masks and nothing else. I would
a) try and get in the front row b) try and conceal some of my
nudity behind somebody else c) say I couldn’t join because I was
shivering and a cramp would build up right away unless I got
dressed immediately.

59. When we get back to the host’s home, the lights are doused, we
sit on the floor in couples, and blue films are shown. The
couples around me are obviously uninhibited. I would
a) grab the opportunity and do likewise b) proceed cautiously
…End of the part6. To be continued..

But I happened to be looking in the mirror when Angie apparently
remembered the way I had been watching the day before. Her eyes
snapped up at my mirror in horror. A blush came to her cheeks as
her eyes met mine.

When I finished the route and drove her home, Angie tried to get right
off the bus without meeting my eyes, but I held the door closed for a
moment, hoping against hope that I hadn’t turned her off for good.

“You did a good job today, Angie. Thank you. I had time to tend to more
important business than the brats.”

“Oh yeah!!” she blurted, spinning toward me in anger. “What business
was that? Looking up my skirt?” But she couldn’t keep up the pretense
of being angry, and finished her question with a giggle.

“Well, yes that was a very pleasant part of my job today. I would fall
asleep if I got no excitement along the way. I noticed you too needed
a little excitement.”

Angie blushed again at my rebuttal.

As I opened the door, I couldn’t resist one more tease. “Why do you
blush so often Angie? Do you have SO many sexy thoughts?”

Pouting, she got off the bus. “NO!” she threw back at me as she flounced
up the steps to her home.

When the next afternoon came, I feared Angie would be turned off to me.
Indeed she acted colder, sitting primly in her normal spot, but keeping
her knees glued together and avoiding looking at me. I just knew I had
blown it and would have to retreat to our former busdriver-schoolgirl
relationship. Oh, well, I thought to myself, there were only three
more days of school left, anyway.

When we neared the end of the route, Angie asked me to stop for a moment
at the next gas station, where she hurried into the ladies room. When
she returned she was still acting cold. However, when I next looked
in the mirror, Angie was smiling nervously at me. When I looked below
her smile, I saw the reason. Her heels were on the seat and her panties
had been removed! No longer were her knees together, either. I was
looking right at the pink slit that separated her hairless pussy lips!

I couldn’t believe my eyes, but neither could I do anything about it, with
two other kids still to drop off. I didn’t want to embarass Angie, either,
or treat her like a little kid. All I could do was smile back at her in
the mirror.
…End of the part4. To be continued..

“Well, I’m just a basically honest person, Ben,” she said, sliding
from the window to the aisle seat across from him. I’ve always been
that way, saying what I mean and asking for what I want. Life’s too
short for bullshit, don’t you think?”

Ben thought, now here’s a real woman. Not like those who pretend
to be independent and forthright but who revert to helpless females when
things get rough. He admired aggressive women, especially when it came
to sex and imagined that Rachel would be fantastic in bed.

She must have caught something in his eye. “Mind if I sit next to
you?” she asked. “No sense in annoying the others with our talk at this
time of night.”

“No, by all means, please,” Ben answered, grateful for her
sensitivity. Rachel rose from her seat and gracefully moved over. Her
skirt hiked halfway up her thighs but she made no attempt to adjust.
She shook her hair and pressed the button to move the seat back. She
stretched out on her seat like a cat waking up from a nap.

“So tell me, Ben. Have you ever been blown on a bus before?” She
said it so casually, Ben thought he couldn’t have heard correctly.
“Pardon me,” he squeaked.

“Oh, come on, now, Ben. Don’t be coy. I saw you looking at me
before. You’d love to get into my pants, wouldn’t you? Remember, I
love honesty.”

Was this some kind of game? Was she like other women who wanted
you to be honest with them, and then were terribly shocked or hurt when
you were? Ben figured he had nothing to lose.

“Well, er…no. I mean yes. I mean…” Whew, Ben let out a sigh
and shook his head. He looked her straight in her beautiful brown eyes.
“I mean, no, I’ve never been blown on a bus. And yes, I think getting
into your pants would be a lot of fun.” There. She wanted honesty?
She got honesty.

“That’s good, because I’m feeling very horny tonight. And this
strikes me as a perfect opportunity.” Her right hand slowly moved to
her thighs as her left went into Ben’s lap. His cock strained against
his pants as he watch the skirt rise up her lovely legs. He was rapt as
her panty-less pussy came into view, the lips already displaying
moistness. One long finger traced her opening while she unzipped Ben’s
fly and free his throbbing dick. Rachel rubbed some pre-cum fluid from
his tip around the head.

Ben looked around, not believing how wonderful it could be to get
stuck in the Lincoln Tunnel. Rachel lowered her head to his dick with
aching slowness, opening her red lips wide to accept his seven inches.
When her mouth closed on his member, Ben thought he would scream in
delight. Instead, he bit his lip as the aroma from Rachel’s cunt,
drenched with her own love juice’s, began to waft through his nostrils.
He reached for her pussy, but Rachel giggled and pushed his hand away.
“Uh-uh, Ben. That’s not for you. This is for you,” as she lowered her
mouth once again. The sensation was incredibly hot and wet, like soap
in the shower. Her head bobbed faster and faster, her tongue swirling
the length of his cock.

Just as Ben sensed the cum readying to blow the back of Rachel’s
off, the bus started moving. Rachel looked up for a second but quickly
returned to the task at hand. Her fingers dived back into her cleft and
her breathing accelerated.

Ben strained against his seat as the heat and wetness of Rachel’
mouth made it impossible to hold off his orgasm. With thundering force
he began to pump shot after shot of pungent sperm into Rachel’s willing
mouth. He gritted his teeth to keep quiet. Rachel amazed him with her
ability to swallow it all, while at the same time heading for her own
climax.

Rachel swallowed the last drops of love fluid just as the bus
emerged from the tunnel. She adjusted her skirt over her thighs and
smiled at Ben. “See, that wasn’t so terrible, was it?” she asked,
licking her lips. And for the first time Ben was happy for having
worked late.

THE END

—
no man has ever gone broke underestimating the
stupidity of the american consumer.
–H. L. Mencken

We get on the bike and go off to breakfast where you ask me what sort of
special feature my pants have. I smile, and tell you that I will show you when
we get to the parking lot. We quickly finish breakfast, and go to the bike. I
tell you to stand beside the bike while I climb on so you can see the special
feature of my pants. As I straddle the bike, you can see that the pants have
no crotch to speak of and that my cunt is completely visable to you. You also
notice that I have shaved all my hair off and you comment about that.

“That way I have nothing at all between me and the bike and I get all those
wonderful vibrations”. You reach over to run one finger along my cunt and I
sigh, wanting more, yet knowing that we are in a public place. “You know, you
can reach back at the stop lights to touch me” I whisper “and just wait until
you see what the back of this top looks like…….”

You climb on the bike, and we take off. At the next couple of stop lights, you
reach back to touch my cunt, but it is a difficult to keep the bike upright
with just one hand when I am squirming around. At the next light, I reach down
with my gloved hand and put a finger into my pussy and then place that finger
into your mouth. The light changes and I hear you moan “Let’s find somewhere
quiet so we can be alone”.

Up into the mountains we go, away from all the people, into the trees, the
warmth. We spot a small dirt road that leads into the trees, away from the
main road, and decide to try it. The ride is bumpy for a few yards, and then
smooths out and twists around into the trees to a clearing by a brook. We get
off the bike, you spread a blanket on the ground, and we sit down. “Now show
me this top”. I unzipper my jacket and you realize that the top I am wearing
looks like it is held on by magic. As I remove the jacket you can see that it
is just a piece of soft glove leather in front with a couple of pieces of
leather thong holding it on in back….one piece around my neck and another
piece across my upper back under my arms. The lower bottom of the front isn’t
really held down and gets blown gently by the breeze.

“This outfit, you look so good in it, and it looks so accessable too”.

I smile, “I have been waiting so long to be with you again, that anything else
I thought about wearing just didn’t seem right” You lift up the top and start
carressing my breasts while you lay me down with your kisses. Your thigh is
between my legs, brushing against my cunt. My hands start wandering along your
back, on your ass, around your hips. You start kissing and licking your way
down my neck, under the top, to my nipples. I moan as you take each on into
your mouth to suck on it. I am rubbing my cunt on your leg, “More” I whisper
“Please, more”.

You move down my stomach, your mouth following your hands, you spread open my
legs to reveal my cunt to your tongue and fingers. The combination of my
juices and the leather smells wonderful and it makes you even hotter. You
start licking my cunt slowly putting a gloved finger in my pussy. I push
againist your face, wanting still more. The faster I push, the harder you lick
and the further you put your finger in me. In my head I feel like a thousand
fireworks are going off as I cum. You stop licking me and move up so I can
reach your pants. I sit up slightly, undo your belt and remove your pants.
Your cocks wants out so bad, it looks like it is going to burst through your
underwear. Rubbing your cock through your shorts, I kneel beside you, kiss you
on the mouth, and begin to lick your neck, your ears (love your ears, your very
sensitive ears) down your chest as I unbutton your shirt, -and then removing
your shorts, to your cock. Ah, the wonderful taste of your cock as it enters
my mouth for the first time. Licking up and down the shaft, taking the head in
my mouth licking around the head, then putting all of it into my mouth still
licking it. My hands fondle your balls and your ass.

Your hands are on my head, stroking my hair. I want your cock in my pussy. I
start licking my way up your chest, still fondleing your cock and balls. When
I get to your ears, I whisper “Put your cock into me now, I want to feel it
inside of me”. Pushing me onto my back, you slowly enter me. You feel my
leather pants around your thighs, the almost satin feeling of them, and then
the feeling of being inside of me, the moist, tight, warmth. We start moving
together, slowly at first, but we can’t wait any longer. Faster, harder we
move, your mouth on my tits, sucking them making me hotter and wetter. You
feel me starting to cum, and push further into me. Screaming we both cum
feeling like it will never end, not wanting it to end. Finally we lie quietly,
in each others arms. We pull the blanket over us and fall into a quiet sleep.

At last, it was done, and I slid out of her. We lay there
for awhile, and then we began to slowly get dressed.

She told me that when she went to church there two days later,
there was still a slightly dark spot on the carpet near the entrance.
She told me that she had had to masturbate during church when she
saw that. She said she had rubbed the corner of her bible against
her clitoris, through her dress. Too bad, I didn’t get to go to
church with her then, eh?

She and I had more encounters than this one, but this one
truly defined our sexual relationship. We tried many other oddball
locations, but none of them still have the same effect on my as just
seeing that church does.

The sound of footsteps crunching in the sand awakens you. Shading
your eyes against the sun’s glare, you see a man approaching. I
walk up from the water, still wet from my morning swim, long legs
carrying me quickly up the shore. Rather than grab for your
clothing, you recline on your elbows, thrusting out your breasts,
and part your legs slightly so that the pink slot dividing your
hairless pubic mound is clearly visible. As I near your resting
place, my steps slow to a standstill, and I drop to my knees
beside you. My eyes roam all over your naked body, and you can
see the squirming in my shorts where a cock is quickly growing. A
moment later the crimson cap of my penis pushes up through the
waistband of my swimsuit, still visibly swelling. Chuckling
throatily, you slide a hand across your smooth stomach to where
the bottle of oil is lying in the sand, and toss it over to me.
Then you roll over pillowing your head on your crossed arms,
presenting me with a wonderful view of your glorious ass.

You hear the bottle cap snap off, then feel the warm liquid as it
drips onto your gracefully curved shoulders, running down your
spine to the top of your buttocks. After a moment’s delay, you
feel my legs straddling you, and the hardness of my cock against
your back. I am gripping it by the base with one hand, using it
to spread the slick coating of oil over your skin. Stroking it
over you, I steadily move lower until I am sliding it over the
soft hills of your ass, and the sweet valley inbetween. Your
pussy is becoming inflamed, and you can feel it becoming wet with
an oil of its own. I continue to slide farther down, until I am
rubbing myself against the back of your smooth calves. Rolling
…End of the part1. To be continued..

“You think it’s a trick?” she whispered.

She played a few more notes. The sound was coming from between the
cute little cheeks so delicately covered in the gauze of her panties.
The silky panties tautly covered her well-rounded butt. I could make
out the sight of her anus as it gently opened to let out the sounds.

I began to pull her panties down.

“Oh, Monsieur,” she said, “that is extra.”

“How much extra? I’ll pay — if the price includes fucking that
musical rectum of yours!”

To bugger the beautiful bitch, I almost emptied out my wallet. I
stripped and stood in front of her, my hard dick pronging straight
out. “Whistle a tune for me, Melody,” I said, patting on the bed.
She began to whistle — till I stopped up her mouth with my cock. I
holstered it in her hot throat, moving in and out. Her lips coated
it. It felt nice — but not as nice as her tight asshole was going to
feel. “You’re going to play a little tune with your pretty little
tush — until I stop you. And you know what I’ll be stopping you
with!”

Melody moaned as I pulled my long prick out of her mouth. It was
glistening. She lay demurely on the bedsheet, face down, her thighs
slowly pushing her buns upward for my inspection. They were the
cutest pair of cheeks I’d ever seen. Pale milky skin, round and yet
pillowy soft. The cleft between them was deep, the two orbs so
buoyant to the touch.

She produced a slim tube of lubricant, and, with just a few swizzles
with her finger, lubricated her anus enough for easy penetration.

I stroked her bottom as she tensed it, her puckery little anus pulling
in like a mouth in a kiss. She let go with a long, reedy note. And
as I got behind her, I wielded my dick right up to her rump, and
silenced her. The thick tip of my dick plugged up her anus easily. I
held my dick with one hand and gently eased the bulbous tip into her
yielding asshole. I took my time, luxuriating in the tight, greasy
fit. Her entire rectum clenched lovingly around my thick prong and
there was just enough lubrication to keep going back and forth.

“Tight little bitch,” I whispered, slapping her upturned butt cheek
with my right hand. “I’m going to take my time with you.” I stared
down at the beautiful sight — her upturned ass completely mine, her
body face-down in mute supplication to me. Her little chute was
clogged deep with dick now, and it was going all the way up her. She
let out a gasp. I knew the whore wasn’t moaning with pleasure, just
the strain of accepting manhood into the one place that, even in this
day and age, is still a forbidden entry!

“It’s going up your ass,” I said. “I’m not going to stop until I
leave your asshole greased with cum.”

I slid my dick all the way up her ass. I did it slow, making every
inch feel like a mile. I grabbed handfuls of her tender butt cheeks
as I plugged her. Then I sank on top of her with my full weight,
driving her down into the mattress. I fucked her hard like that, and
then hoisting her from from the waist, pulled her back onto all fours.

I held her hanging tits in my hands and felt them jiggle with every
jolting thrust. Only through a love sacrifice, or the dire need for
money, does a woman let a dick go up her ass willingly. Either way,
it felt good to me. It was hot. It was tight. The view of her
upturned rump and the heavy titglobes in my hands were making my blood
hiss steam through my veins.

I slid it in and out faster and faster, until that final moment when I
stabbed it in deep. My dick was so tight up her rectum I could feel
the cum chug out of my dick. It spurted hot lava, I could feel it
pulse down the length of my shaft and then spit deep inside of her.
She felt it, too, and actually rammed her butt against me so that my
dick went in right to the balls. And finally, after about five
tingling minutes of my spent dick still being inside her bottom, my
cock slowly began to slip out.

Against her will, the delicious derriere of the whore called Melody
saluted my conquest with a bassoon-like note. Then, too exhausted to
control herself, Melody let my cum trickle out of her fucked asshole.
Thick as cream it melted down her moist cunt, running down onto the
sheets.

She let out a groan as another cascade of it began to burble out. I
put my hand underneath and cupped the cum, and wiped it all over her
ass cheeks, squeezing the slick and buoyant bottom as I did it. I
gave her a friendly slap on her cum-soaked ass, which resounded all
around the room.

“I knew it was best to save you for the end,” I said.

I put my clothes back on. I had no tickets left. But, as if I’d been
on ferris wheels and roller coasters, I left the circus completely,
utterly satisfied. I had experienced two anal “rings” of the
Amsterdam circus — the only Anal Sex Circus in the world — the
Greatest Show on Earth.

There is nothing more beautiful than to see a woman, in the splendor that
God gave her at birth, laying on her front and leaning on her elbows as if
reading a book. The curve of her spine, as one goes from the back of her
upraised head, to her waist, then back up again and over her buttocks, and
finally down her long thighs, is the most beautiful of all curves. Her
breasts, hanging down beautifully like ripe fruit, show just a teasing bit
of the nipples that cap their beauty, like the crater that caps Mount Fuji.

That’s how I saw her laying there on her bed that warm and serene afternoon.
Her gaze was one of dreamy expectation of fulfillment, both physical and
spiritual. I was chosen that afternoon to be her fulfillment of unrestrained
desire.

As I lay by her side, I could not help but to retrace that curve, that
beautiful curve that beckoned me to her side in the first place. I traced
down her sides, and climbed to the summit of her Mount Fuji. How beautiful
her breasts are, I thought, how perfectly they hang.

And my passion was rising with the rising of her breath. I retraced that
curve that beckons me, but stopped at the place, the place between the
pillars we call her legs. She shuddered dreamily as I caressed her there,
the center of her desire. How beautiful she is between her legs, I thought,
and my passion was aroused fully.

My desire for her now consummed me, and, without hesitation, and without any
resistance, I separated her legs to see the glory of her womanhood, inflamed
with passion, begging to be satisfied. Please touch yourself, I said to her,
and show me how you make love to yourself. She at first resisted, begging me
to satisfy her instead, but I insisted on what I wanted. She then relented,
and moved her fingers down to between the swollen lips that ached for relief,
the same fingers that earlier caressed my body and gave me pleasures that I
have never before experienced.

At first the fingers were slow and hesitant, but as I watched, she became
aroused knowing that I, her lover and friend, was watching her and how much
it aroused me. Her breathing increased to a crescendo, and passionate moans
came from her lips. I could see her fingers wantonly, yet tenderly, caressing
her womanhood. She was no doubt fantasizing about me, her lover and friend,
being inside of her, moving rhythmically with her own body. She was close to
the point of no return, for I know my lover well. I then layed myself on top
of her, and with my fully aroused phallus, entered her Heavenly Pavillion from
behind. It was wonderful to feel the warmth of her inside, and the smoothness
of her beautiful curve on my body, and I instinctively reached around her to
cup her full breasts, to be one with her. I said to her to not stop, but to
keep your magical fingers there and to continue to massage your love center,
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Some Vignettes – Dedicated to My Lovers
(From Fantasy and From Real Life)

Vignette: “At Work”
====================

Yes, I can see you now at the keyboard, the lights are low. The clicking of
the keys plays a sensuous melody of intimate romance and desire. I feel you
breathing harder, your heart beating in anticipation of your lovers’ caresses.
Your warmth begins to fill the room – everything seems to be on fire now.
Your skin, your breasts are strangely sensitive and ache for a soft touch, a
caress. Your mind swims in anticipation of your lover – your friend… you
imagine him coming up behind you, gently kissing you behind your ear, on your
neck. He turns you around on the chair, and slowly unbuttons your shirt.
First the top button, then the next, and the next…until your flushed
cleavage is fully exposed to him. As in the Song of Solomon, you pull his
head down between the two fawns that are your breasts, and beg him to kiss
you there. Your passion is beyond control – it is the point of no return,
and you welcome the feeling of totally yielding to this man, the man in your
dreams…

Vignette: “Beautiful Woman”
============================

“What a beautiful woman she is”, I thought to myself, as I lightly stroked
her hair. Her eyes, normally a beautiful blue, are now very black and very
open, revealing to me her innermost soul. Through these eyes, I could see
her begging me to take her now to the ultimate place of pleasure and desire.
Her lips, now flushed with hungry expectation, invite me to ravish them with
mine. Her breasts, rising up and down with every breath she takes, are capped
with taut nipples that cannot be contained until they, too, are completely
satisfied. Between her smooth, long legs, her womanhood sparkles in the
candlelight, its glory revealed by the sweet aroma of passion, and aching to
be kissed by my lips and filled completely to overflowing.

As I slowly and dreamily caress my gentle fingers down her soft back to the
secret place between her legs, I hear her sweetly moan – in a language that
only two lovers can understand – words of fulfillment yet with a calling out
for much more.

Sweetly and gently I lay her down on the soft featherbed, to give to her the
desire of her heart…

…End of the part1. To be continued..

Regular movies
————–
Not Of This Earth MGM/UA
Fast Food

Television
Wiseguys ?/?/88 “Date with an Angel” CBS
MTV Video Awards ?/?/88 accepted award for Guns ‘N Roses MTV
Late Night (Fox) 4/18?/88 re: former career
A Current Affair (Fox) 10?/?/88 re: former career
CNN/CBN? ?/?/88 re: porn stars in straight movies w/Ginger Lynn
Entertainment Tonight 6/10?/88

Articles
——–
New York Post ?/?/88 re: Not Of This Earth

Magazines
———
Penthouse Sept/84 Pet of the Month (age listed as 22)
Harvey ?/? pictorial
Hustler July?/88 Asshole of the Month
Cheri Sept/85 article about #7 (age listed as 22)
Muscle and Fitness Mar/88 cover (modeled under real name)
Club International? Nov?/88 cover (article?)

Other
—–
The Ultimate Fantasy/Phone Sex from Traci Lords/(213)828-8591 1985

Warm Up With Traci Lords [exercise videotape, 88?]
Choreographed by Tanya Everett of the Presidential Council of
Physical Fitness
The first and only completely Non-impact “Jazzthetics” exercise
system (The Cellulite Burner)

reputed to have a book to be published
rumored to have an album in the works

Specific information
——————–
Coming out on video tape from MGM/UA is NOT OF THIS EARTH, rated R.
As the promo sez: “The notorious Traci Lords stars in her first major
feature! Based on the Roger Corman classic of the ’50s, this sci-fi
send-up is fast, fun and frightening. Nadine (Lords) suspects her new
boss is a little strange, but when she discovers he is actually a blood-
sucking alien, she must fight to save Earth from certain destruction.
Combining humor and suspense in one outrageous movie, sci-fi buffs and
…End of the part4. To be continued..

TALL CLUBS OF NORTH AMERICA
TCNA No. 34: January 28, 1993

Atlanta Sky-Hi Club P.O. Box 52579 Atlanta GA 30355
Tall Club of Austin P.O. Box 14274 Austin TX 78761
Baltimore Tall Club P.O. Box 46074 Baltimore MD 21240-6074
Tower C. of Baltimore 6814 Mink Hollow Rd.Box 16 Highland MD 20777
Bay Area Tall Texans P.O. Box 1416 League City TX 77574-14116
Tall Club of Bend 140 S.E. Rice Way Bend OR 97702
Boston Beanstalks Tall Club 27 Indiana Terrace Newton Upper Falls MA 02164
Miqhty High Tall Singles Club 2820 Ocean Pkwy, 20F Brookland NY 11235
Calary Tall Club #418,808 Royal Ave, S.W. Calgary AB T2T Ol3, Canada
Calif. Central Coast T.C. 47 Dearbourn Pl.#27 Goleta, CA 93117
Calif. Tip Toppers Tall Club, 6436 Firebrand St. LA, CA 90045
Central Arizona Tall Society P.O. 61811 Phoenix AZ 85082-1811
Central Jersey Tall Friends Club 650 E. Main St. Bridgewater NJ 08807
Tall CLub of Central Florida P.O. Box 149111 Orlando FL 32814-9111
Charleston Tall Club P.O. Box 20304 Charleston SC 29413-0304
Paramount Tall Club of Chicago PO Box A-3523 Chicago IL 60690
High Cincinnatians Tall Club P.O. Box 1811 Cincinnati OH 45201-1811
Skyscraper Club of Cleveland P.O. Brx 6581 Cleveland OH 44101
Columbia Tall Club P.O. Box 2509 Columbia SC 29202
Columbus High Society T.C. P.O. Box 16436 Columbus OH 43216
Tall Club of Corpus Christi 4818 Olympia Dr. Corpus Christs TX 78413
Tall Texans of Dallas P.O. Box 541254 Dallas, TX 75354-1254
Timberline Club of Denver P.O. Box 571 Denver CO 80201-0571
Tip Toppers Club of Detroit P.O. Box 1838 Royal Oak MI48068-1838
Rivercity High Society T.C. P.O. Box 2671 Evansville IN 47728-0671
Florida Skyliners of Miami P.O. Box 110237 Hialeah FL 33011-0237
Fort Wayne Hi Lites Club 15808 Canyon Clen Pkwy Ft Wayne IN 46845-9730
Golden Gate Tip Toppers 1366 Funston Ave. San Francisco CA 94122
Hartford Heights P.O. Box 230456 Hartford CT 06103
Honolulu Tall Club 39A Iliahi St. Honolulu HI 96817
Towering Texans of Houston P.O. Box 27228 Houston TX 77227-7228
Rocket City Tall Club P.O. Box 7365 Huntsville AL 35807
TNT Club of Idaho P.O. Box 1533 Boise ID 83701-1533
T.C. of Indianapolis 7920 Timber Ridge Dr. Apt C Indianapolis IN 46219
Iowa Tall Club 704 Second St. Charles City IA 50616
Tall Singles of Las Vegas 3851 S. Wynn Rd. #2042 Las Vegas NV 89103-6015
Tall Club of Long Island P.O. Box 341 Carle Place NY 11514-0341
Tall City T. C. of Midland P.O. Box 5781 Midland TX 79704-5781
Skyliners T. C. of Milwaukee P.O. Box 21527 Milwaukee WI 53221-0527
Milwaukee Toppers’ T. C. P.O. Box 1122 Milwaukee WI 53201
Twin Cities Tall Club P.O. Box 581091 Minneapolis MN 55458-1091
Montana Tall Club 612 7th Street N. Great Falls MT 59401
Sky High Club of Nashville 4204 Park Ave. Nashville TN 37209
New Jersey Moonrakers T. C. P.O. Box 1591 Ridgewood NJ 07451-1591
New Orleans Tall Club 217 Kepler Lake Ct. Slidell LA 70461
Walking Tall In NYC 372 5th Ave. Apt. 5A New York NY 10018
North Palm Beach T. C. P.O. Box 14554 North Palm Beach FL 33408
OKC Tall Club P.O. Box 76527 Oklahoma City OK 73147
Tall Club of Orange County P.O. Box 11411 Santa Ana CA 92711
Pacific Tall Club 3820 May Court Palo Alto CA 94303
Tower Club of Philadelphia P.O. Box 7581 Philadelphia PA 19101-7581
Golden Triangle Tall Club P.O. Box 2765 Pittsburg PA 15230-2765
Portland Skyliners Tall Club P.O. Box 713 Portland OR 97207
Redwood Empire Tall Club P.O. Box 2726 Rohnert Park CA 94927-2726
Reno Tall Club 1545 Fescue Court Reno NV 89509
Greater Richmond Tall Soc. P.O. Box 12304 Richmond VA 23241-0304
Tall Club of Rochester P.O. Box 20193 Rochester NY 14602
Sacramento Tall Club P.O. Box 515 Rancho Cordova CA 95741-0515
St. Louis Tip Toppers P.O. Box 791 Wheeler Station St. Louis MO 63101
Alamo City Tall Club P.O. Box 5934 San Antinio TX 78201
San Diego Tall Singles P.O. Box 81144 San Diego CA 92138
San Fernando Valley Tip Toppers PO Box 2756 Van Nuys CA 91404-2756
San Gabriel Valley Tall Singles PO Box 71 Monrovia CA 91017
Santa Cruz Tall Club 154 Manton Dr. San Jose CA 95123
Tall Club of Savannah 5 S. Nicholson Cr. Savannaha GA 91419
Seattle Tip Toppers P.O. Box 897 Seattle WA 98111
South Bay Tall Club P.O. Box 53391 San Jose CA 95153
Spokane Tall Club E. 429-17th Ave. Spokane WA 99203
Springfield Tall Club 1238 W. Governor St. Springfield IL 62704
Tampa Bay Tall n Terrific P.O. Box 7771 Clearwater FL 34618-7771
T. C. of Toronto P.O. Box 605, Station F Toronto ON M4Y 2L5, Canada
Tucson Tall Club P.O. Box 41285 Tucson AZ 85717-1285
Tulsa Tip Toppers T. C. P.O. Box 471215 Tulsa OK 74147-1215
T. C. of Greater Washington, D.C. P.O. Box 1162 Mclean VA 22101
Tri-County Talls of N.Y. & Conn. P.O. Box 662 Shelton CT 06484
Air Capitol Tall People P.O. Box 26 Augusta KS 67010

OVERSEAS TALL CLUB CONTACTS

GERMAN TALL CLUBS….

Mr. Uwe Seyler Pinneberger Strasse 37-A, 2084 Rellingen 2, Deutschland

TALL PERSONS CLUB OF GREAT BRITAIN…

Mr. Phil Heinricy 29 Stanhope Street, Hereford HR4 0HA, United Kingdom

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HINTS AND TECHNIQUES:

* Before you get started, check with your finger to make
sure your PseudoCunt has cooled to the proper temperature.
You don’t want to burn yourself. Optimum temperature should
be obvious if you’re a reasonably sexually active person.
Push your finger in as deeply as you can; the bottom of the
jar may be too hot even though the mouth is a nice, warm,
cuntlike temperature.

* The PseudoCunt is not recommended for quickies. Choose a
time when you’re absolutely certain you’ll be alone and
undisturbed. PseudoCunt takes some time to prepare, and a
fair amount of what’s called in cinema and theater circles
’suspension of disbelief.’ It can’t be fully enjoyed if
you’re worried about your wife or girlfriend walking in and
finding you fucking a jar of spaghetti.

* Size of the container is important. Make sure it is at
least two inches deeper than your dick is long, and wide
enough so that your dick is surrounded by a generous cushion
of pseudo cuntflesh. You don’t want to bang up against the
hard sides or bottom of the thing at a crucial moment.

* Shape of the container is important, too. I like the jumbo
jar configuration because the “shoulders” of the jar where
the neck narrows help to keep the spaghetti in place when
you withdraw on the out-strokes.

* Don’t use too much butter. A very small amount should suffice.
Remember that your own secretions will increase the lubricating
effect. It’s not generally recognized that grease and oils
actually DE-sensitize erectile tissue. A thin coat of oil on
your dick is like wearing a condom. I find that the absolutely
perfect effect is achieved by adding just a *tiny* amount of
butter, then slathering saliva all over my dick just before
first penetration. The combination of butter, saliva and natural
lubrication that leaks from your dick feels closer to authentic
vagina arousal than any oil I’ve ever tried.

* Make adequate preparations. Arrange your favorite magazines
on the floor in front of you, or display a particularly
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* Timber Fury Laura Lee, Nicia Di Bruno: Shoe, W

* To Catch a Thief Jessie Royce Landis, Grace Kelly: T
Cary Grant, Brigitte Auber: T

* Tom Sawyer (1938) ?, Tommy Kelly: JM, S, W

Tom Sawyer Celeste Holm, Johnny Whitaker: JM

* Too Young to Kiss Van Johnson, June Allyson:
Sl, OTK, W

* Toxic Avenger II ?: H

* Traum Nicht, Annette ?: H, W

* Tres Balas Perdidas Julio Aldama, Alfredo Sadel, and
Javier Solis; Rosita Quintana,
Maria Victoria, and Evangelina
Elizondo: H, OTK

Trouble in Badham County ?: St

* True Grit (1969) Glen Campbell, Kim Darby:
JF, S, W

True Grit (1978, TV Movie) J

* Tugboat Annie Sails Again Ronald Reagan, Jane Wyman: H, W

* Tunes of Glory Alec Guiness, Kay Walsh: T

* Turning Point, The Anne Bancroft, Shirley MacLaine:
mutual spanking using hands
and handbags

* Turkish Delight Rutger Hauer, Monique van deVen:
H, OTK, B

* Twenty Girls and a Teacher ?, Mascha Gonska: H, OTK

* Twilight on the Rio Grande Gene Autry, Adele Mara:
Knife, OTK, W

? Two Heroes against Troy ?

* Two Women Sophia Loren, Eleanora Brown: H
…End of the part27. To be continued..

Mayfair Girl John Stuart, Sally Blane

? McFadden’s Flat Walter C. Kelly, Betty Furness [?]

* McLintock! Patrick Wayne, Stefanie Powers;
John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara:
both Coal Shovel, OTK, W;
the second, D

* Meanest Gal in Town, The James Gleason, Pert Kelton: H, OTK

? Meet the Girls ?

? Melody ?: JM

* Menschen, Tiere, Sensationen Harry Piel, ?

* Mexican Spitfire’s Blessed Event ?: ABT

* Mexicana Tito Guizar, Estelita Rodriquez:
Bookend, OTK, W

Miracle of Morgan’s Creek William Demarest, Betty Hutton and
Diana Lynn: T

* Misfits, The ?, Marilyn Monroe: 1, H

? Mr. Bride Charley Chase, Muriel Evans

* Mrs. Miniver Walter Pidgeon, Greer Garson: 1, Sl

? Molesters, The ?

* Mommie Dearest Faye Dunaway, Mara Hobel[J]:
Two scenes, one H, one Wire
Coathanger

* Moneychangers, The [Part III] Kirk Douglas, Susan Flannery: 1, H

* More than a Secretary Jean Arthur, Dorothea Kent:
H, OTK, W

Move Over, Darling Doris Day, Polly Bergen: 1, H, B

? Murder on the Tiber Tomas Milian, Roberta Manfredi

* My Best Girl Lucien Littlefield, Carmelita
…End of the part18. To be continued..

* Intimate Moments ?

* Invisible Boy, The ?: JM, 1, P

* Iron Maiden, The Michael Craig, Anne Helm: H, OTK

* Iron Mask, The Jean Marais, Claudine Auger:
H, OTK, D, W

* Is My Face Red? Two scenes, each Ricardo Cortez,
?: 1, H

* It Happened One Night Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert:
1, H

* It Started in Naples ?, Sophia Loren: 1, H, W

? It’s Your Move ?

* Joe Peter Boyle, ?: 1, H

? Johnny Doesn’t Live Here Anymore SEE And So They Were Married (1944)

* Josefine Mutzenbacher, Part I ?, Karin Schubert: C, B

* June Bride Robert Montgomery, Betty Lynn:
N, OTK

Justine (Ital./Span.) Akim Tamiroff, Romina Power: H, OTK

* Justine de Sade Several scenes: first, a mass
flagellation; second, ?: Ruler,
OTK, B, W; third, ?: Wh, B, W

? Keep It Up, Downstairs ?

* Kentucky Woman ?, Cheryl Ladd: P, W

? King’s Pirate, The Doug McClure, Mary Ann Mobley: 1, H

* Kiss Me Kate Howard Keel, Kathryn Grayson: H, W

…End of the part14. To be continued..

:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! ”
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ smiley face with it’s mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
smiley swimmer
?
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
):-) ”
):-( unsmiley big-face
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don’t smile)
+:-) smiley priest
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e disappointed smiley
…End of the part3. To be continued..

From _Easyriders Magazine_

Cross-country bikers who travel cuntless usually discover that to
leave one nagging problem behind simply leaves a throbbing one in front.
Fortunately, America’s farmlands provide an abundance of domestic live-
stock that can be exploited to reduce the swelling. The biker who uses such
means may know that he is practicing a tradition sufficiently ancient to
have been denounced by Moses.

Unfortunately, sex manuals neglect this dimension of sexual prac-
tice. They tell how it’s done in a dozen countries, of acrobatic positions,
of how to use cunt juice as a sauce for roast squab, but tell nothing of
shagging animals. The following treatise may well be the first of its kind.
Hopefully, this pioneer work will stimulate public discussion of animal-
fucking. Perhaps someone will initiate a monthly journal devoted thereto,
complete with centerfolds, advertisements for helpful apparatus, and a
question-answer column (which the author hereof, being the only one quali-
fied, volunteers to write). Further, the author hereof swears on a greasy
chop manual that the lore presented herein has been gathered from years of
attendance to the discourse of plowboys, mule-skinners, swineherds, chick-
en thieves, and others of like ilk, well qualified to instruct. Henceforth,
no biker should begin a cross-country run without taking this copy of Easy-
riders along for guidance.

Given the brevity of this guide, only the rudimentary procedures
appropriate to common domestic livestock can be outlined. Exotic foreign
species such as the yak or alpaca and wildlife such as bears and moose are
excluded, as are dogs, these topics deserving treatises to themselves.

To consider cows first. Cows are basically nervous. They’re like
the prick-teasers of the 50’s who would bat their eyelashes, lean over to show
their boobs, flounce their skirts to show a beaver, and then shriek like
hell if some bothered dude tweaked a tit. Cows can be attracted by a handful
of cottonseed meal, a piece of bread (preferably whole wheat), even a bunch
of grass. They will hang around, switching their tails to show off their
cunts, then get jumpy and run off as soon as the cow-screwer gets serious.

Therefore, to fuck a cow requires that it be immobilized, a fact long
recognized in rural architecture. As long as milkmaids did the milking, it
was done in the open, the cow being kept in place by a bucket of eating
goodies. With the development of large dairies, men took over and the barns
built to shelter milking were cleverly contrived to assist cow-screwing.

The cow was headed into a stall, its head locked in a stanchion, and
hobbles added according to the disposition of the cow and the agility of the
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Newly Revised Purity Test

this is for those
with REALLY low Purity scores

This test has been designed for those people who already have low purity
test scores. You should only take this test if you have purity scores of
below 45%.

Why another version?

1) It is possible to get a score of about 45% simply by dabbling in each
category given in the 1000 question version. This test eliminates all of the
redundancies of asking if you have done something in several different
places… it skips right to the most disgusting, perverted and off-the-wall
questions.

2) So that those people who know they have low scores do not need to wade
through all of the questions on the latest version. This will lower the test
taking time from 3 hours to 30 minutes.

3) Doing this lets me put a `Y’ next to question number 999 of the 1000
question version.

Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)

If you need definitions, then this test is not for you… please take a
different version.

And yes, technicalities count.

Ready? Then let the test… BEGIN!

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1.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public
(a theatre)?

2.had sex with someone whose name you still don’t know?

3.fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than
the one present during sexual activity?
…End of the part1. To be continued..