This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions. It starts out
tame and gets progressively worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint.
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test if to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (No doubt lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test
will be the test administrator; he/she will read the questions out loud and
everybody else will write down their answers. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answers, that is up to
the group to decide; however, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.
All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood infancy. Anything that may have
happened before such time is considered not standing and void; it’s a null
point. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR
you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you
masturbating them. We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual
case; homosexual sex has occurred when you and/or your partner (of the same
sex) have an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of you and
those of your partner.
We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —
_______________________________________________________________________________
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then the your partner in deed, often referred to
by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the
opposite gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of the opposite gender.
1. Platonic Relations
Have you ever done any of the following:
1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region
as a friendly gesture?
2. held hands with someone?
3. had a date?
4. had a date past 1 a.m.?
5. dated someone on a regular basis?
6. picked someone up?
7. been picked up?
8. gone steady?
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Sunday, January 10th, 2010Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part19
Friday, January 8th, 2010 sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
11
3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
12
A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
13
Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
14
Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
16
Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
17
1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
18
Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
19
Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
20
Vaginal oral sex.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32
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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 369. woken up to someone having sex with you?
370. given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?
371. been on the receiving of anal sex?
372. been on the ramming end of anal sex?
373. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
374. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
375. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
376. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation
while someone other than your partner was watching?
377. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical
instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other
words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing
teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
380. inflicted pain during sex?
381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having
drawn blood.)
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382. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman’s period?
383. had sex during the woman’s period?
384. foot masturbated someone?
385. been foot masturbated?
386. tongue bathed someone?
387. been tongue bathed?
388. licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?
389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
390. licked someone’s anus?
391. licked someone’s anus while they were defecating?
392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
393. drank your own urine?
394. tasted or drank someone else’s urine?
395. drank human blood?
396. tasted someone else’s nasal mucous?
397. been involved in golden showers?
398. swallowed your partner’s orgasmic secretions?
399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?
_______________________________________________________________________________
I. Scoring
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper with lots of
itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of workmanship, we
now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score. There are
several methods; the calculator method works best, as does the a la mainframe
method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) Of the easier ways: count up
all your “no” answers, then divide this number by four. This gives your
percentage purity; the higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same
vein, the lower the score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are. For your
reference, we include calculator directions:
For people with real calculators (HP):
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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010 301. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind
of animal? (Alive or dead.)
302. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual
purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such
don’t count.)
303. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your
sexual purpose?
304. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?
(Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)
305. worn an groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
306. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used
crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear
was not being worn at the time?
307. deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used
underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
308. played in or with shit?
309. worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has
already been used by someone else?
_______________________________________________________________________________
This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It
applies only to those situations in which you were with someone
else.
9.2. Locality
Have you ever done any of the following:
310. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar,
Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)
311. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
of religion?
312. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)
313. necked or petted in a place of the dead?
314. had sex, been involved in oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a
contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.)
315. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead?
316. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a car,
station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately
sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net
unladen gross weight?
317. necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus,
fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in
excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
318. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a
land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross
weight? (Truck, tank, armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.)
319. necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000
pounds net unladen gross weight?
320. had sex been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land
based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster,
etc.)
321. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,
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Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 190. done sixty-nine ?
191. performed mutual masturbation?
192. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
193. had sex on the first date?
194. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer
and hope methods do not count.)
195. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
196. had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
cardinal, pope, etc.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own
gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of your own gender.
6. Non Primary Choice Relations
Have you ever done any of the following:
197. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
198. kissed someone on the lips?
199. french kissed someone?
200. necked?
201. petted?
202. received manual sex?
203. given manual sex?
204. received oral sex?
205. given oral sex
206. had sex?
207. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this
case would also count.)
208. done 69?
209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,
or mutual masturbation?
211. been a participant in a who’s-physically-better-equipped
verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender;
spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different
gender.)
212. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
213. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
214. fondled someone who was asleep?
215. attempted to seduce someone?
216. allowed yourself to be seduced?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
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Archive-name Miscellpeeptxt
Monday, December 14th, 2009 Archive-author: Brutus Maccabee
Archive-title: You Can be a Peeping Tom, Without Getting Caught!
Another Great You-Can-Be-A- file from Brutus Maccabee!
(c) July 11, 1988 {8th day of the Tour de France}
Ok, you’re a normal guy with normal needs. Your girlfriend won’t put out; you
don’t have enough for a whore. Pornos and Playboy just don’t cut it anymore.
You want real live sexual activity before you. Fucking the Dead is one way.
(Someone wrote a file on that didn’t they?) But this way maggots don’t eat your
cock off while you’re a-fucking.
If you live in a large building on a high floor, peeping should be no problem.
All you need to do is find a careless neighbor anywhere in your view from your
window. A young couple who still go at it and walk around the house naked a lot
are prime specimens.
A pre-peeping idea:
Try to carry groceries up for the wife while the husband is at
work. Then while she is going back downstairs, open the shades
in the bedroom and open the window in the bathroom. If they are
careless enough then you should get a good show that night.
Or, try any way to get into the apartment. If you are young and
innocent looking say you are taking some poll or survey. Then do
the thing with the blinds and get ready.
If you’re into illegal shit, why not just break in? And if you
have electronic equipment, set up some cameras in the bedroom or
bathroom or wherever. Also, bug the place to get the full audio
as well.
Ok, you’re ready to peep. At night, if they have the lights on and you have the
lights off, they can’t see your ass at all. Just get out the binoculars and
peep to your hearts content. Of course, when they turn out the lights you
can’t see shit, but they won’t turn them off right away know what I mean? And
they never turn off the bathroom light so if she is a habitual showerer…get
going. If the building they live in is close enough to yours you don’t even
need binoculars. But if you do need them, focus them beforehand because they
are a bitch to focus in the dark. Kitchens are good places to look as well,
because I have found that after a good fuck the wife usually comes out for a
drink and doesn’t bother to re-dress, and the light from the refrigerator
makes her show up very nicely.
Another good place to peep is at the beach. Some of the girls there have so
little on that they’re better than naked because it holds all the flesh in
place know what I mean? Just take out you’re binoculars and pretend that
you’re looking at the sailboats or light houses or some bullshit like that.
Then casually scan the beach! Woah! Awesome! Focus on some asses, you can see
through some of the material at close range.
You can also peep into houses and even onto the beach while hidden in a tree.
Or even while just sittng in a tree where you’re not really noticeable. Always
go pretty high for best affect. (Or is it effect?). If you know a hot girl
well, try to go over to her house and when there open all the shades and blinds
and curtains. Then if someone in her family catches you around the house while
peeping just say you were coming to see her. Ta-da!
Welp, thats all for this presentattion. There are a lot more places and ways
to peep, but I hope you get the general idea!
Special thanks to: All my careless neighbors and all the hot girls on the beach.
This has been a Brutus Maccabee presentation!
Watch for my new X-Rated series:
The Adventures of Betty Bondage and Laura Lust
Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part50
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
JUNCTION CAFE
16912 Warwick Blvd.
Newport News
(804) 887-0424
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri Noon to 2:00AM, Sat 5:00PM to 2:00AM, Sun
7:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: Full Menu
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club holds many contests including: Wet T-Shirt Contests, Calender
Girl competitions, female wrestling, and dance contests.
LEE ART THEATER
934 W. Grace Street
Richmond
(804) 359-8000
WASHINGTON
DEJA VU-EVERETT
5329 Evergreen Way
Everett
(206) 347-3944
LUSTY LADY THEATER
1315 First Ave.
Seattle
(206) 622-2120
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
WASHINGTON (continued)
KITTENS NIGHT CLUB
8920 S. Tacoma Way
Tacoma
(206) 588-9500
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
WEST VIRGINIA
CHEETAH LOUNGE III
5180 US Route 60, E.
Huntington
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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 VIRGINIA’S
95-36 Queens Blvd.
Flushing
(718) 830-9042
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:30AM to 4:00AM
DRESS CODE: None
BEAR NECESSITY
3902 Long Beach Road
Island Park
(516) 432-9168
Take the Long Island Expressway to Southern State; Exit 175 to
Sunrise Hwy; then exit on Long Beach Rd.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon-Sat 11:30AM to 4:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Clam bakes features every Sunday. Beach Parties on Tuesdays.
Wednesday is Luah Night.
SECRETS
157-13 Rockaway Blvd.
Jamaica
(718) 525-9499
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
NEW YORK (continued)
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 80
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None
JOHNNIE’S TOPLESS GOGO
State Route 17B
Monticello
(914) 794-4170
BABY DOLL LOUNGE
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part3
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reproductions must include the order form and ordering information
and may not be altered or modified in any way. Bulletin Board
System operators may post this version, without written
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SUBMISSION FORM
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE ™
O.S.J.G.(tm)
The OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE is scheduled to be published in the
coming year. The O.S.J.G. lists the locations of taverns and
clubs all over the United States and Canada, featuring topless
and/or nude female dancers. The listings are provided to those
nightclubs and bars, wishing to be included, at no charge (free).
If you own or work in a club wishing to be included in the coming
edition of the O.S.J.G.; or visit a club you think we should
include (we will contact the club prior to publication) please
fill out and return the lower portion of this form, to the
address listed below, as soon as possible to insure your entry is
included in the next edition of the OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE.
We are not affiliated with any Law Enforcement or Government
Agency. The O.S.J.G. was developed to provide those individuals
who enjoy visiting clubs featuring live, female entertainers with
that information, particularly when they are travelling for
business or pleasure. All submissions are appreciated. Thank
you.
——————————————————————
SUBMISSION FORM THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE ™
O.S.J.G.(tm)
CLUB NAME:______________________________________________________
STREET ADDRESSS:_________________________________________________
CITY:___________________________________ STATE:_____ ZIP:_______
DIRECTIONS THAT MAKE THE CLUB EASIER TO FIND:_____________________
__________________________________________________________________
THE CLUB FEATURES (select one):
___GO GO/PASTIES ___NUDE DANCERS ___TOPLESS DANCERS
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE SERVED BY THE CLUB: ___YES ___NO
THE CLUB’S HOURS OF OPERATION ARE:_______________________________
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Archive-name Miscelljboswellinx part3
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 but instead of finding me alone, she turned on the
paperboy, too! Now, to my surprise, he and his friend
keep coming back to collect. Written 6/90.
HOT-LOVE Brian’s had a crush on Stacy for years. Now, she’s his
brand new step-mother! He’s home from college for the
summer and not about to call her “mom.” How can the
two of them ever live under the same roof? Written
7/92.
HOT-MOM Four Parts.
A mother finds herself slowly moving to become more
than just a caretaker to her injured son. A few walls
crumble and then all hell breaks loose. It becomes one
crazy summer, with her as the perfect hostess and her
house the place for the neighborhood teens to party.
Written 9/90.
HOT-NB0R A teenage boy is introduced to some of the pleasures of
loving an older woman by his nextdoor neighbor. She’s
the perfect babysitter! Written 2/91.
HOT-PROF This college professor has refined his process of
selecting “boinkable” coeds down to a science. He
tells about one semester, when he was actually too good
at what he did. Written 8/89.
HOT-RAPE She’s attacked and violated in her own bedroom! The
man is masked and wields a knife. He forces her to do
nasty, disgusting things! His wife has very strong
rape fantasies and he obliges her as best he can.
Written 9/91.
HOT-SKIN An old friend and co-worker comes to visit. When my
wife gets an eyeful (and other-things-full) of his big,
uncircumcised cock, she can’t keep her hands (and other
things) off him. Written 4/92.
HOT-SLUT A successful lawyer, wife, and mother becomes the
willing sex slave and party-slut of her young office
mail-boy and his friends. Written 3/89.
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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part5
Friday, October 9th, 2009 supplies. They make it clear that the woman will become their
entertainment in the mountains. They are especially entertained by
torturing her. This could become very heavy. Bondage, branding,
bestiality. They shave her completely and torture her each evening.
They roast her on a spit, not enough to kill her, but enough to
blister her ass and tits. They constantly threaten to kill her in
some hideous way and she never knows when they will really do it.
—————————————————————-
5) THE GAMBLERS
(note: I once left some of this premise in a message but
nobody followed through on it. Here’s a little more.)
The scene is North America, late 21st Century. A young woman
(Natasha) is playing poker at a casino. She has been doing well.
She is spoiled and rich and spends a lot of her time at the casino.
Seated at the table, along with several other men and women, is her
longtime rival. A good-looking man who has consistently beaten her
whenever they’ve played. He’s arrogant and gloats. She despises him
and vows to get even. She arranges with a female associate to stand
near him so she can see his cards. Very subtle movements tip her
associate off as to what her hand is, and other equally subtle
movements are relayed back if she has his hand beat. As a result
she has taken him for a lot of money and he is fuming.
Finally the big hand comes. He gets a full house. The bidding
gets intense and soon everyone drops out except the woman and the
man. She also has a full house, Queens over Jacks. She signals her
hand to her assistant who barely suppresses a beam of surprise and
signals back that she has him beat! The bidding escalates quickly.
He’s convinced he has her beat. At this point nearly a million
dollars are on the table. A crowd begins to gather as they watch
the two glare at each other and continually raise the pot. Finally
all their money is gone. Natasha times her suggestion well. She
suggests that they make an ultimate bet to see who is the best and
who is the born loser. He glares at her, then smiles. He’s sure
he’s got her beat. He asks her what she suggests. The loser becomes
the slave of the winner. The onlookers gasp. Slavery is legal but
they have never heard of a person betting their freedom on a hand
of cards. The rest of the casino gathers around now, all eyes
focused on the two players. He looks her up and down. She has a
great body, dressed in expensive clothes and jewelry. She is so
sure of herself, so arrogant, such a bitch! He agrees. The casino
owner brings forms for them both to sign. The signing is witnessed
by over a hundred people and the overhead camera records the bet.
It is very simple. All the possesions and properties of the loser
go to the winner. The loser legally forfeits his or her freedom and
becomes the absolute slave of the winner. The ownership is
complete.
There is silence in the casino as the two players stare at each
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part4
Saturday, September 19th, 2009 before, you will be after that! You don’t have to worry about
your performance in this situation. Animals will not look down
on you or laugh if you can’t do the deed. Fellow animal lovers
will also understand. If you are the only one who has sex with
your animal, then you should have no fear of catching any
diseases. Animals have their own brand of venereal disease, and
except for very rare circumstances, is not transmittable to
humans. Also, you cannot give her anything you might have. If
you are sharing your animal, it may not be a good idea to eat
her after your buddy gets off in her, even though the higher
body temperature should kill any bugs that might be in the
sperm. Nothing is absolutely safe, so just follow common sense
and good hygiene.
One thing you need to find out is how your animal will react to
being shared. Sometimes, she may have developed such a bond
with you that she will be unwilling to take on someone else.
That is a rarity, but does happen. Some animals may not like
the prolonged session that will result with two or more guys
sharing them, while others get hotter as you go, and can’t get
enough. This is something that you must determine through
experimentation. If it becomes obvious that your sharing is
stressing your animal, then stop. Again, a true animal lover
will understand this situation too. Keeping your animal happy.
You will eventually learn all of your animal’s moods. Some
animals can be quite moody at times, and if you don’t recognize
this, your chances of being bit, kicked or stomped are greatly
increased. Some days they might not want you around at all,
other days they can’t get enough of you. Don’t force yourself
on her when she is in one of these anti-human states. Give her
some respect, and she will be happy and more than willing later.
Most farm animals don’t get a great deal of attention from
humans, except for things the animal does not like…
vaccinations, branding, etc. It follows that most farm animals
are not very happy. The best thing you can do to keep your
animal happy is to be around her, talk to her, brush and clean
her. You will find that the actual sex is a very small
percentage of your total involvement. Keeping her clean will
also make things better for you. It would be really tough for
even a seasoned bestialist to get interested in oral sex with a
cow that has been on pasture all summer. Clean the corners of
her eyes, and her nose. Brushing and combing are good for body
cleaning, and use some warm water and very mild soap to clean
her udder and genitals. Of course, these things might get you
turned on, so you may want to follow up with some hot sex.
Another factor that will keep your animal happy is proper
housing. Build a home and provide an exercise area appropriate
…End of the part4. To be continued..
Grand Canyon Adventure part9
Sunday, September 6th, 2009 pausing, licking my balls and thighs to maintain our high levels of
passion. She slid across you until her mons met yours, and she began to
grind herself against you. Whatever your fingers were doing to her, she
was enjoying, moaning around my cock. Jennifer let her hands roam my chest
and thighs, her tounge driving me crazy. I lay there, unable to even think
about moving, until her mouth reliquished it’s grasp. Jennifer turned back
towards you and began licking you from pussy to ears, her whole body acting
as an instrument to excite you. Her lips kissed your skin, her wild
tounge darting and caressing you here and there. After she sucked on your
earlobes, she sat back and looked at you for a long moment, then her mouth
plunged down, enveloping yours with her soft, delicate lips, and you felt
her tounge searching for your.
Jennifer entered a wild and carnal phase, her body writhing and
undulating on top of yours. You responded by wrapping your arms around her
and sucking her tounge, your bodies radiating a warm, lusty heat. Jennifer
pulled back, and she offered you one of her small tits, pinching her nipple
and making it stand out. Your lips encircled her breast, sucking on it
hard, and flicking your tounge over it slowly. Jennifer’s hand pulled me
over, by my cock so that she could suck me again, this time she tounged and
sucked me without the teasing pauses. Her hand was pumping me into her
mouth, and I grabbed the overhead, supporting my trembling, kneeling body.
We all moaned, and felt the heat of our lusts. The fragrace of our bodies
filled the r.v. with a warm, musky scent, each of us floating on clouds.
Jennifer tried to slide up your body, offer her warm pussy to your mouth,
and she tried not to let my cock slip from her mouth. I pulled out of her
mouth, letting her sit over you, and turn around. Jennifer leaned down and
sucked me again, her legs shaking as you tounged her wet pussy. Jennifer
was feeling her own climax approaching and her concetration on my shaft
faltered. Just as she released me from her mouth, moaning loudly and still
pumping me with her hand, I gushed my thick hot come. Most landed on her
lips and cheeks, but some had shot out hard, landing between her tits.
Jennifer was coming and she just kept her hand on my cock as I leaned back,
spent. Her lips were parted and I saw her tounge tasting my come as she
continued to buck against your tounge. I could see your hand, fingers
inside her, and her dark bush swaying to and fro over your face. Finally,
Jennifer leaned forward and lay outstretched on your legs, breathing hard
and moaning softly. I looked at you, your chin shining with her wetness.
Leaning over her ass, I kissed you warmly, tasting her lusty sweetness on
your lips. You watched as I used my tounge to tease her behind, then delve
into her flowing river. She arched and moaned against my tounge, her hips
swaying gently.
I moved down and slid into your pussy, Jennifer watching us “up
close”. Her pussy hovered over your breasts, her juice in her bush wetting
your nipples as she swayed back and forth over them, teasing you. Jennifer
watched as I began to fuck you slowly, using her tounge to lick at your
engorged labia or my equally engorged cock. As I picked up speed, she held
your pussy open, her fingers exposing your hard, half-hooded clit.
Jennifer made a show of laying her tounge over it and licking around it,
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Grand Canyon Adventure part11
Thursday, August 20th, 2009 the awe inspiring canyon. The sun warmed us and we walked further than we
thought, finally coming up to a larger parking area near the edge, with a
food concession stand. Claiming that I needed to keep up my strength for
you, we sat and ate, tacos for me, a chicken fajita for you. Lots of
people were gathering to oooh and ahhh at the marvels of the canyon, and we
watched them, enjoying seeing their reactions. We listened to the rangers
giving their well rehearsed speeches about the canyon, and then started
walking off to explore. Something drew us towards some small hills and we
found a quiet little valley only several yards across that seemed as remote
as a tropical island. Sitting in the sun, we let the sandy soil sift
through our fingers, and the warm sun beat down on our backs. We looked
into each other’s eyes and saw the same thought, and we soon had our
clothes off, coupling in the warm sunshine. We could hear cars driving
past in the distance, on their way to the parking area we’d come from, and
the quiet sounds of the warm desert. Beyond that were only the sounds we
were making as I pulled your hips against me, kneeling behind you. The
faster I went, the more you seemed to grip me, until I felt myself swelling
up and filling you with my heat-filled shaft. Just before I came, I pulled
you up and cupped your soft breasts up to the sun, filling you full of my
thick warm cream. I wrapped my arms around you, just under your breasts
and kissed your neck and ears, still throbbing inside your grasping cunt.
We stayed that way for what seemed like a long time, our bodies naked and
warmed by the sun. Finally we dressed, and you said wanted to head back
to the r.v., for more. I hugged you, telling you that one day I’d die with
a smile on my face if you kept this up. You laughed and we walked down the
road towards the lot where our r.v. waited. The hot sun and the hot come
between your legs made you hornier than hell as we walked, and you kept
promising all sorts of hot, passionate pleasures when we got back to the
r.v.
Back in the r.v. we decided that dinner could be cooked outside
that evening so while you prepared the food, I set up the grill. I was
washing my hands at the sink when you slipped up behind me and reached
around, cupping my cock and balls in your hand. Your body pressing against
me from behind made me want you and I began to harden in your hand, feeling
your warm breasts pressed against my back. I turned around and you
playfully moved back, teasing me, but I could see by your erect nipples
pushing against your shirt that you wanted it as much as I did. I chased
you, and you let me catch you, our lips meeting in a wild, passionate kiss
again. You slid down my body, kissing me, until you knelt in front of me,
running your hands up the legs of the shorts I wore, squeezing my cheeks
and kissing my cock through the fabric.
I placed my hands lightly on your head, and felt you slowly
unfastening my shorts. The shorts fell to the floor, exposing my hot,
stiff cock, and I moaned as your mouth wrapped around it. I’ve always
loved the way you suck me, and I was at your mercy. Your skillful tounge
brought me to the brink quickly, and then you began to tease, licking my
balls, and caressing my ass. Each long, lavish lick of my cock brought me
to the very edge, stopping just a microsecond too soon. When I looked
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Grand Canyon Adventure part10
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 and each time I could feel you get tighter around my shaft. She looked up
at me and smiled, her brown eyes seemed to twinkle in the dim light.
“Rub your pussy against her tits.” I whispered to her. “Make her
tits wet with your hot little pussy.” Jennifer smiled and made a breathy
“O” sound, leaning back and rubbing her steaming pussy against your larger
breasts. Her eyes closed as she felt your soft breasts against her, and
her slim hips were waving around in a motion that looked as if she were
receiving the most pleas- ure. Jennifer moaned suddenly, and her lips
locked around your clit. The sudden grasping of your cunt took me by
surprise, and I felt myself beginning to come. Jennifer made sucking
noises on your clit, her head moving frantic- ally. I felt the pulsing,
sucking, grasping contractions inside you and my hips began long hard
thrusts as my sperm began rushing up my cock. My sperm surged inside you,
and I felt Jennifer’s hand pushing me back, pulling my squirting cock from
you. I looked down and saw my sperm splash against your labia, then
Jennifer pointed me at your clit and milk more spurting come from me. I
could hardly hold myself up, and Jennifer licked the head of my cock then
she began licking your clit, her tounge chasing every drip that ran down
your pussy. I watched her suck you until you came again, and this time
Jennifer rolled off, and began to finger herself. You were laying back
and breathing hard from your latest orgasm, and I was still recovering from
mine. Jennifer spread her legs and moved across the bed, giving us both a
show as her fingers disappeared into her pussy. When Jennifer came, she
thrashed about, moaning and tossing her head back and forth. Sated at
last, we all pulled up the covers and began to hold each other close,
putting our “guest” in the middle.
Thunder pealed early in the morning, causing Jennifer to bolt
upright in the bed between us. We calmed her and let her lay back, each of
us caressing one of her small, firm breasts. She kissed both of us good
morning and reluctantly we all started to rise for the day. While she used
the bathroom, I pulled you to me and kissed you fiercely, wanting you more
than I did the night before. When she came out, it was your turn and
Jennifer began looking for her clothes among the rumbled bedsheets. Her
slim figure was too much for me to ignore so I pulled her down and thanked
her for earlier, kissing her and sucking gently on her hard nipples. When
my turn for the bathroom finally came, I had to wait for a minute to let my
hard cock soften so I could go. When I came out, the two of you were
caressing and kissing, so I began making breakfast.
Jennifer insisted on cooking, but I told her that she’d already
repaid us for our hospitality by cooking for us the night before. Now it
was our turn to treat her like the newly found friend that she was. She
relented and you helped her pack up her items, folding them neatly into her
pack. After breakfast, she decided that she had to move on to meet her
friends, and we kissed her goodbye, watching her walk off towards the sun
of a new day. That left us with a new day for ourselves.
We started by touring the edge on foot, looking at the vastness of
…End of the part10. To be continued..
