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Socrates: When sex desire leaves you, it’s like being freed from bondage to a madman.

Herbert Spencer: Sexual relations unfavorable to the rearing of offspring must tend towards degradation.

Spinoza: Sooner than to promote love, lust readily passes into hate.

Swedenborg: In the progress of marriage among those who are spiritual, the love of […]

Auguste Comte: To control the sexual impulse efficiently has always been and ever will be regarded as the highest test of human wisdom. Abstinence serves to strengthen mutual affection. The feeling of attachment becomes stronger and more constant […]

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Have you:

scratched and sniffed any catalog? been sexually aroused? had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)? skinny-dipped alone? read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross? subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? (include […]

used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof), as a pickup or getting to know you better routine? lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge? dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she would pick up on it? send anonymous love letters to someone? been in or started a food […]

            Found there were 431 questions instead of 400.  After an
            all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.

Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988 […]

had sex while on any drug? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having sex? used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect (e.g. smoked pot while […]

you thought about it?

1. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
   1. yes, again; no, thought?
   2. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person […]

been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? been scratched or marked by her? been nibbled or bit? been nibbled or bit in an intimate location? had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman? had your […]

269.been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being)? 270.been a pool, card or chess shark? 271.been to a dog or cock fight? 272.incited to riot? 273.plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)? 274.committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? 275.committed sedation (bored an […]

197.exited through a window because someone came home unexpectantly? 198.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company? 199.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in particular? 200.been in a wet t-shirt contest? 201.judged a wet t-shirt contest? 202.given you kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel […]

133)134)135)136)137)138)139)140)141)142) 143)144)145)146)147)148)149)150)151)152) 153)154)155)156)157)158)159)160)161)162) 163)164)165)166)167)168)169)170)171)172) 173)174)175)176)177)178)179)180)181)182) 183)184)185)186)187)188)189)190)191)192) 193)194)195)196)197)198)199)200)201)202) 203)204)205)206)207)208)209)210)211)212) 213)214)215)216)217)218)219)220)221)222) 223)224)225)226)227)228)229)230)231)232) 233)234)235)236)237)238)239)240)241)242) 243)244)245)246)

IIII Legal technicalities 247)248)249)250)251)252)253)254)255)256) 257)258)259)260)261)262)263)264)265)266) 267)268)269)270)271)272)273)274)275)276) 277)278)279)280)281)282)283)284)285)286) 287)288)289)290)291)292)293)294)295)296) 297)298)299)300)301)302)303)304)305)306) 307)308)309)310)311)312)313)314)315)316)

V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty) 317)318)319)320)321)322)323)324)325)326) 327)328)329)330)331)332)333)334)335)336) 337)338)339)340)341)342)343)344)345)346) 347)348)349)350)351)352)353)354)355)356) 357)358)359)360)361)362)363)364)365)366) 367)368)369)370)371)372)373)374)375)376) 377)__

VI Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll 378)379)380)381)382)383)384)385)386)387)

388)389)390)391)392)393)394)395)396)397) 398)399)400)401)402)403)404)405)406)407) 408)409)410)411)412)413)414)415)416)417) 418)419)420)421)422)423)424)425)426)427) 428)429)430)431)432)433)434)435)436)437) 438)439)440)441)442)443)444)445)446)447) 448)449)450)451)452)453)454)455)456)457) […]

53.kissed and told? 54.been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite society (e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have some class)? 55.used ‘fuck’ or ’shit’ as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, […]

“have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train” have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head” Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess) have you: 805.necked while hot tubbing? 806.had oral sex while hot […]

553.comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)? 554.inflated a condom? 555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)? 556.bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the ‘family pack’)? 557.bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill)? 558.bought any other birth control […]