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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part9

Administrator — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 10:24:02 +0000

153. kissed on the first date?
154. necked on the first date?
155. petted above the waist on the first date?
156. petted below the waist on the first date?
157. given a hickey?
158. received a hickey?
159. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
160. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
161. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
164. had your fingers licked or sucked?
165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
167. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
168. fondled someone who was asleep?
169. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier?
171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good
lighting conditions?
172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone
else?
173. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
174. bathed or showered with someone?
175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that it doesn’t count if you were in the
hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter
how cute she is.)
176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast?
178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast?
179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
185. had an orgasm while petting?
186. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
187. given or received finger scratch marks?
188. performed oral sex?
189. received oral sex?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part8

Administrator — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:05:01 +0000

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122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
123. taken valium?
124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
128. taken opiate in any form?
129. taken opiate in any form more than twice?
130. used cocaine?
131. used cocaine more than four times?
132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than
medical?
133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that
of medical more than twice?
134. taken PCP?
135. taken PCP more than twice?
136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
138. taken LSD more than six times?
139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.
Who’s got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in
it and the other half wouldn’t and everybody picks a cup and drinks
it and wonders who gets lucky.)
141. had sex while using cocaine?
142. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
143. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
_______________________________________________________________________________
For this section, it you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite
gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of the opposite gender.
5. Non Platonic
Have you done any of the following:
144. propositioned someone for necking or petting?
145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
146. pinched or patted someone else’s buttocks?
147. french kissed?
148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
150. necked?
151. petted above the waist?
152. petted below the waist?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part6

Administrator — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:37:01 +0000

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3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions
Have you ever done any of the following:
66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of
administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That’s where you
are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions
for Use for further information.)
67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
68. lied on any previous Purity Tests?
69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
70. broken your word, promise, or vow?
71. written graffitti?
72. plagiarized?
73. shoplifted?
74. stolen?
75. made out a check that bounced?
76. committed breaking and entering?
77. told someone that you loved them when you did not?
78. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
sex with them?
79. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were
engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
80. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or
mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
81. used alcohol to lower someone else’s inhibitions for the intent of
sex or oral sex?
82. used drugs to lower someone else’s inhibitions for the intent of sex
or oral sex?
83. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations
with you?
84. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or
more of the people involved were not aware of your actions?
85. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or
more of the people unaware of what you were doing?
86. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of
them knowing that you were doing it?
87. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)
88. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not
originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?
89. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or
in the family car’s glove compartment.)
90. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height,
above ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such
permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?
91. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly
accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
access are nil do not count.)
92. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food
storage/preparation appliance?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part5

Administrator — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:28:01 +0000

fortnight?
38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby
civilization?
40. masturbated to orgasm?
41. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
materials?
42. masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,
motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
43. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the
phone. This is legit.)
44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
47. been to a peep show?
48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
your undies after a shower doesn’t make it.)
51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,
lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms
and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not
count.)
52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
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of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn’t count. Think:
design and function.)
53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat
woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.)
54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas,
carrots, apples…)?
55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other
carvable material (that isn’t food)?
57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?
58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
59. inserted your finger into your rectum?
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60. used ben-wa balls ?
61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)
62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an
accident.)
63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part4

Administrator — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:38:02 +0000

9. slow danced?
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10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers?
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11. had the symptoms of Roman hands?
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
without anything steamy happenings?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
that they would pick up on it?
_______________________________________________________________________________
Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the
time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like
the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
Have you ever done the following:
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
33. shaved your genital pubic hair?
34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part18

Administrator — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:07:02 +0000

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For people with other (dinky) calculators:
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Footnotes:
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Rushin’ fingers.
2
Roamin’ hands.
3
They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted
into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out,
usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it’s supposed to feel good or
something like that.
4
Goose: opposite of moon.
5
You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.
6
Avec les animaux.
7
For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.
8
For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.
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Anal sex.
10
Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual
excitement.–Webster’s Third New International Dictionary.
An obsession with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part12

Administrator — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:33:01 +0000

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247. been a voyeur ?
248. been an exhibitionist?
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This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the
group of people we are speaking of are of both genders. In questions
where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one
person in the group who is of the opposite gender.
8. Group Sexual Relations
Have you ever done any of the following:
249. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
250. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
251. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation
during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussed masturbation.)
252. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe
themselves?
253. played a game in which it may require you or others to perform an
action on another participant?
254. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time
while all of you were nude?
255. had sex with more than 10 people?
256. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
257. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
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258. been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois ?
259. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent?
260. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a
person and his/her sibling?
261. been involved in a two (or more) in one?
262. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while
it’s hot.)
263. been in a circle of fuck?
264. been in a 69 circle?
265. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?
266. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex?
(Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)
267. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more;
partners must be exchanged.)
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268. participated in a fuck-a-thon ? (Where the object is to see how
many times you can do it in the certain amount of time.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to
both actions and events occurring while you were alone as well as
when you were with someone else.
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct
9.1. Non sentient objects
Have you ever done any of the following:
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269. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general
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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501

Administrator — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:28:02 +0000

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 1 Question

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11-September-1989
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
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waste. Virginity can be cured.

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spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
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further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part3

Administrator — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:00:01 +0000

you’ll have to be observant of her reactions.

Shaved versus “natural” looks. This is a matter of taste (pun
intended). Pussies shaved bare are very sensitive and sensual, especially
once you begin to get things wet with your tounge. You can also trim her
bush for her, which by the way, is a great turn on for her, and shows her
how delicate and gentle you can be. If you can’t convince her to shave
it all off, try buying her a swimsuit that is very narrowly cut down the
front. She’ll likely shave so she can wear the suit. If neither of you
wants her shaved bare, make it a part of your foreplay to keep her bush
trimmed neatly.

Trimming her bush is best done with a pair of small scissors with
the points rounded (or covered with adhesive tape). Using a comb, comb
through her hair gently to remove tangles first. Now, with a towel under
her, you can trim for length. Start out long, so that you don’t leave her
bush a mass of short, bristly stubble that will irriate. This is
espcially important between her legs. If her hair curls next to her
labia, cut the hair about half way through the curl, so that it doesn’t
stick straight out. If you want to shape her bush, say into a heart,
trim the outline first, before you cut the length. That way, you won’t
thin too much hair out and leave bare or thin spots.

If you are going to shave her, be sure to have a good CLEAN safety
razor, a NEW blade (less irritation and fewer nicks), soap or shave
cream, some tissue paper (for any minor nicks), and skin cream or oil for
afterwards. Shaving her pussy will be a job much like shaving your own
face, except that you’ll be working in a far more sensitive area and more
difficult too.

Begin by trimming her bush short, then laying a warm washcloth on
her while you prepare the soap. Leave her bush damp and lather, being
sure that you clean off her slit and clit so you can protect them later.
Keep the skin taut, and with a warm, wet razor, made light, even strokes.
Use your own finger to protect any potentially sensitive area from being
nicked. If you should see a cut, put a small piece of dry tissue on it
to let it stop bleeding and then continue shaving her. Holding her legs
wide, one at a time will help. Once you have shaved her mons, and around
her vaginal slit, complete the job by carefully shaving around her anus
too. All done? Good, now take the skin oil or cream (which you should
have set in some warm water), and massage that into her freshly shaved
skin.

Either way, trimming or shaving her will normally have her nerves
just slightly on edge, and the touch of your hands will cause her to
become aroused. Often, just trimming her bush will cause her to produce a
thick, white cream as you comb, tease, and trim around her most sensitive
areas. And, she can seldom resist keeping her hands from exploring your
handiwork. Let her see and feel it, and tell her she is beautiful.

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Threesome naughty hardcore

Administrator — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:29:02 +0000

"There is one other place that you should know intimately," she said. He raised an eyebrow; some of their jokes had risen to a sexual nature, so she blushed at the implication. "The stockroom." She smiled as his eyebrow fell, but the joke did not go unshared. "Down here," she said as she bent down, "are where all the large cans go." She looked up at him from her kneeling position, and swallowed hard. Pressed close together between the metal shelving, and from her vantage point, she could see that he was rock hard. She decided to do a little teasing. She started moving the cans around on the bottom shelf with one hand, and with the other she undid a couple of buttons on her uniform blouse. Close quarters with Greg had made her perspire even more, and even the little air that entered her bra felt good.

Archive-name Miscellperfhandtxt part2

Administrator — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:28:01 +0000

Now you’re ready for some stepped-up action, but you don’t want
to suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings
and jerkings. Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis.
These include: the glans and corona, and the tender part of the
bottom side of his penis.

Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat
out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out.
Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the
tight lid of a jar. Your man will be groaning in delicious
agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring
him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and proba-
bly try to push your hand away, but he’s loving every second of
it. Now’s your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though
he’s pleading with you to stop!

After you’ve done this for a while, slip your hand down his
testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly
tugging them down away from his shaft. If they are big and
bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of
times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they
are. Whatever you do, don’t squeeze them! This could put a real
damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might
notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This is
perfectly normal. Once you feel comfortable with the way his
balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his
shaft. Depending on their size and the amount of room in the
scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis.
He will like the way this feels.

Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a
makeshift goosehead formation. Very lightly, begin to stroke his
erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive
shaft and balls. You may wish to slip the pocket of your goose-
head handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there
for a few seconds.

About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natu-
ral lubricant. Pre-seminal fluid is nature’s way of moistening
the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more
easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis. An
uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin
and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubri-
cate the shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic
aphrodisiac for you both.

If there is little or no pre-cum, don’t be concerned. It is not
a requirement, and it doesn’t always appear at exactly the same
time.
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part47

Administrator — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:08:01 +0000

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part4

Administrator — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:48:01 +0000

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SIGNATURE:_________________________________________
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part14

Administrator — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:33:01 +0000

749 W. Miracle Mile
Tucson
(602) 882-0650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 1:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Varies
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Shirts and shoes. No colors
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Penthouse and Playboy feature dancers.

TEN’S
5120 E. Speedway
Tucson
(602) 325-8367
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM

ARKANSAS
CENTERFOLD
1396 E. Grand Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-7879
From downtown Hot Springs follow 70 E. Highway towards Little
Rock.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 7:30PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 8:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features floor shows and door prizes regularly.

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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

ARKANSAS (continued)

ENTERTAINER’S CLUB
903 Central Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-9332
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt

Administrator — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:59:03 +0000

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Strip Joint Guide

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THE O.S.J.G.(tm)
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
==================================

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GENTLEMEN’S ENTERTAINMENT

ELECTRONIC SHAREWARE EDITION

Volume 1, Number 2

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

This edition is the abridged electronic version of THE
O.S.J.G.(tm) and contains information on over 250 clubs in the
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Archive-name Miscellmilehightxt part5

Administrator — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:59:01 +0000

(j) Radio Navigation. Applicant will insert the radial into
the omnibearing selector and achieve station passage before
the “off” flag appears.

(k) Back Course Approach. Not an approved procedure.

(l) Diverting to an Alternate. Applicant will make an ap-
proach to a passenger when it becomes obvious that the
original destination has gone below minimums because of a
cold front.

(m) Maneuvering with an Inoperative Engine. Self explanato-
ry.

(n) Weather Recognition. Applicant will readly identify cold
fronts and warm fronts with the cockpit lights inoperative.

(o)Lost Communications Procedures. Applicant will show
proficiency in blocking the co-pilot’s voice channel using a
broad-band antenna with great frequency.

61.303 Proficiency Review.

(a) No person may conduct MHCO activities unless, within the
preceding 24 months, that person has –

(1) Accomplished a proficiency review given to him, in
an aircraft for which the person is rated, by an appro-
priately certificated flight instructor or other person
designated by the Administrator who possesses a valid
MHCO Inspection Authorization.

(2) Had his/her log book endorsed by the person con-
ducting the review certifying that the person has
satisfactorily accomplished all the required activities
of the review.

(3) However, a person who has, within the preceding 24
months, satisfactorily completed an MHCO proficiency
check conducted by the FAA or otherwise been satisfac-
torily screwed by the FAA need not accomplish the
flight review required by this section.

61.304 General Experience. No person may engage in MHCO activi-
ties as pilot-in-command of an aircraft carrying passengers,
nor of an aircraft certificated for more than one required
pilot flight crewmember unless within the preceding 90 days
that person has satisfactorily carried out MHCO activities
and has made suitable log book entries attesting the fact.
This requirement does not apply to persons holding an air-
line transport pilot certificate or to activities conducted
while operating under part 135 of this chapter.

61.305 Instrument Experience. No person may engage in MHCO activ-
ities unless, during the preceding 6 months, that person has
conducted MHCO operations in the immediate vicinity of cold
fronts and successfully logged at least 6 hours under actual
or simulated IFR conditions which involved at least six
approaches.

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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part6

Administrator — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:48:03 +0000

other. Natasha says that she has been waiting a long time for this
and that she will enjoy her new NAKED slave to the fullest. The
crowd murmurs. She intends to keep him nude and leashed. He will
spend the rest of his life servicing her and her friends. She
laughs and watches his eyes as she lays her cards on the table. The
crowd gasps.
He begins to look pale and glances left and right. She gloats and
sticks her tongue out at him. He suddenly stares right into her
eyes and slowly lays his own cards down. Also a full house —
KINGS OVER THREES! The house explodes in applause. Natasha is
shocked. She looks up at her assistant who is still standing behind
the man. She is nodding her head and smirking at her! The man has
one hand on her knee! She realizes now she’s been set up. She
shouts and protests but her opponent taps the paper and makes a
hand signal. Two of his associates grab Natasha and pull her up and
over to him. He fondles her. The crowd cheers as he strips her
naked then bends her over the card table. He removes his belt and
whips her ass. She cries. He makes her crawl up on the table and
invites everyone in the casino to feel her. They all line up. She’s
pinched and spanked and fondled by all. Many of her friends are
there. Several of her enemies gloat at her defeat. She’s laid on
her back and made to squirm as he fingers her cunt. The newspeople
show up to cover the story of the rich spoiled brat who has gambled
away her fortune and her freedom.
The man arranges with the owner of the casino to keep her there,
naked, for the enjoyment of the customers. It will be good for
business and will attract people from all over who will want to see
her. Her friends will make the casino their new hangout and her
moans as she is teased and punished will be a cause of great
laughter and enjoyment.
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6) THE DICTATOR’S WIFE

A dictator and his wife live in luxury as the people live in
poverty. There is a rebellion and the palace is stormed. They are
both captured and dragged out into the street. He is accused of
being a murderer and a butcher. She is accused of being the greedy
and evil woman who encouraged him. They are both in their late
40’s. As the crowd cheers he is placed against a wall. A firing
squad is assembled and executes him, to the cheers of the people.
They turn their attention to her. She is proud and defiant. They
strip her. Her body is still reasonably good for her age. They
resolve to punish her for her greed and her pride.
She is placed on an open wagon and pilloried, naked, in a low set
of stocks. Her ass is whipped as the crowd cheers. The wagon is
pulled to the center of town. She is removed from the pillory and
spreadeagled, face up, on a platform that is used for public
speeches. All can get a good view of her. Her legs are then pulled
up and her knees drawn back, spread wide, and fastened that way.
She is on complete display to the town.
The leader of the revolution, a handsome man with a full beard,
gets a jar from his assistant. It contains an extremely virulent
itching powder. Wearing rubber gloves, he carefully sprinkles it
all over her ass and cunt. He places more of it on the tips of her
nipples and uses a funnel to place some directly in her gaping cunt
and open asshole. He stands back to watch it go to work.
Within minutes the dictator’s wife is wriggling like a worm! She
begs for release but they just laugh. A guard is posted and she’s
informed that she is to be kept like that as a symbol of the
revolution and the punishment of the greedy. She will be fed there
and will piss and shit there too. A custodian will clean her twice
a day and administer more of the itching powder.
People come from all of the nearby villages to taunt the
dictator’s wife and revel in her punishment. Busloads of children
are brought from the schools to watch and see what happens to the
greedy. A ten foot circle is drawn around her and she must say to
each person who enters the circle “I am a greedy woman. I took food
from your children’s mouths.” If she doesn’t say it the guard whips
her with a bullwhip. The people are invited to thrash her with thin
sticks or use feathers to further aid in the torment of the itching
powder. The children gasp in horror and vow never to be greedy pigs
like this woman was. Days turn into weeks, then months. The
dictator’s wife squirms and pleads on her perch, offering her
apology to anyone who comes with the circle. She is guarded night
and day to assure nobody kills her either for vengeance, or to put
her out of her misery. Life goes on in the city…
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Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part2

Administrator — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:37:01 +0000

The Mare – how to do it.

Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
or “platform shoes”…(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
so that you can reach her pussy.
Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
away…some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
time with it gaining it’s trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
don’t force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
it’s fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
reacts will depend on it’s own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
wild then you will have to go through an extended “courtship” to learn how
to respond to the beast.

MARES – TRAINING YOUR OWN

When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
approaches her first birthday confine her more…she is now at the right
age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
objection to someone playing with their pussy’s. I have walked up on a pen
full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
to enjoy it. These fillys didn’t even know me but they were young,
inexperienced and bored…also since they were penned they were used to the
presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
and snort and fret, but eventually they will get curious and come
closer…you must wait until they have come close enough to smell and touch
you before saying anything or moving. Even then speak softly and move VERY
slowly so as not to spook them. If you can feed the horses and let them
smell you during the day on several occaisons then they will remember you
and come to you more readily when you appear in the middle of the night.
Also if you are seducing strange horses you should bring them food. This
is a good way to start a relationship.
Wild mares or those that have been artificially inseminated are usually
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part7

Administrator — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:49:01 +0000

and it is a little distracting, because I do not wish to “trap”
any animal for my own pleasure. Pleasure must be mutual for me
to enjoy it. Anyway, sheep body shapes allow you to get them
on their backs and fuck them belly to belly — and kiss them
while your at it!

Sheep tend to have burrs, stickers and other undesirable
things in their coats. I recommend keeping them shorn. Even
then, their wool produces a lot of lanolin, so you can expect to
come away feeling a little oily.

The thing that really recommends the sheep is the pussy. It’s
as though it was specifically designed for bestiality minded
guys. It is tight, wet, and seemingly bottomless. It’s also a
good pussy for eating. Don’t worry if you are hung like a mule,
the sheep will accommodate you just fine. Sheep don’t have a
very strong sphincter muscle, so you can easily fuck them up the
ass also.

SOWS

My experiences with a sow have been a little less than
satisfactory. The one I had was quite large, around 600 pounds
and (you guessed it) fat as a pig! She just was not very
attractive to me. Once I got into her, her pussy was very hot
and clinging, and she was really a pretty good fuck. Sows are
difficult to mount due to their size, and at that weight you
can’t exactly pick them up and lay them down. I found that if I
spread my legs way out and balanced on her back, I could get to
her pussy fairly well. Big sows are quite strong, and they
won’t stand for you unless they want to. It’s difficult to tie
one because ropes just slip over their head.

One nice thing about sows is that when they are in heat, all
they want is to get fucked. You can easily tell by putting
pressure on their back. If they assume a more sexual stance,
and appear to be a little paralyzed, you have a hot sow!

I would like to have more opportunities with sows, but have not
had the chance. At various livestock shows I have noticed that
the prize sows were trim and fit at around 150 pounds, and very
sexy looking. I would not kick one of those out of bed!

COWS

Cows are easy and fairly cheap to get, fun to fuck, and easy to
sell for what you paid for them. This is probably the
reason they are a favorite on many farms. Cows that are kept
for sex are usually fed grain and hay rather than being
pastured. Pasture feeding a cow will usually bring on a lot of
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part5

Administrator — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:42:02 +0000

to your animal. There is really no reason to build your
structure air tight, unless you live in an area that has forty
below winters. Farm animals are designed to live outdoors. As
long as you provide them with a place to get in out of the wind,
they will be happy. For example, if you live in cold regions of
the world such as in the northern parts of the United States, or
in Canada, consider heaters in the building, and more insulation.
Make sure she has an adequate supply of fresh water all
the time. Use a tank heater in the winter (have you ever
tried to get a drink through six inches of ice?). Feed her
quality feeds and be picky about who you buy hay and grain from.
Another thing to bear in mind about housing for your animal: It
needs to meet your requirements also. Obviously, it needs to be
private, so solid doors are a must. It needs to be large enough
that you will be able to enjoy your fun without a lot of
encumbrances. There should be storage for lubricants, paper
towels, and any other paraphernalia you might need. You will
also need a place to keep larger things like stools to stand on,
if necessary, and maybe some knee pads to kneel on. Remember
that a barn is usually a dusty environment, so storage areas
need to be enclosed. Have some hooks or hangers for clothes.
If you are into photography or video, you may need power
outlets. Build the best structure you can for your budget.
Barns are homes away from home for a bestialist.

KEEP YOUR ANIMAL HEALTHY

Animal health is a very gray area for a lot of people. If you
do not know something about the physiology and biology of your
animal, then go buy a book and learn about it. Learn to
recognize signs of distress, and when to worry and when not to.
Pick a veterinarian and stick with him or her (hir). Call hir
if you think it is necessary. Inspect your animal daily for
signs of damage. They all get nicks, cuts and bruises. Keep
some alcohol, cotton, “breathable” tape and other veterinary
supplies handy just in case. Make sure she gets her yearly
vaccinations. Every species has different needs, and it is
essential that you learn the basics.

COMMENTS ABOUT SOME SPECIES

These comments are based mostly on my personal experience.
After these comments, I will try to make a recommendation.

BITCHES

My own experiences with bitch dogs has not been very good. They
generally have very tight and dry pussies, and require a lot of
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part3

Administrator — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:57:01 +0000

it’s just an extension of things she is already used to.

Most “authorities” lump sex with animals in the same thought as
pedophilia. They view both activities as a “violation of the
innocent”. While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes
to animals nothing could be further from the truth. Animals do
not consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping
or any of their other activities. It is a totally instinctive
thing that is hard-wired into their id. The main reason animals
breed is because of this instinct. The female animal of most
species don’t really get to enjoy it because the male is in and
out in a matter or seconds. This is because of the hard-wiring
again. If animals didn’t breed fast in the wild, they would be
at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught in the act by a
passing predator. You have a unique opportunity with the female
animal. By providing her with long sessions of sensations and
pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come
to enjoy the act more and more. You will be bringing her up to
your level, not the other way around.

If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use all
your resources. Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every
pleasurable way you can think of. Don’t just fuck her, but make
love to her. Engage in foreplay with her. Fondle her all over,
play with her tits, give her plenty of oral sex. You will be
bonded that much closer to her every time and your eventual
orgasm will be much more intense. Some readers may resist going
to this extent. If you don’t go to this extent, I believe it
will be a loss for both of you.

Once you have finished having your fun, don’t just put you pants
on and leave. A little afterplay is good. Pet her and talk to
her. Gently clean your cum off her if need be. Give her a
treat, such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand. All this
will only strengthen your bond with the animal.

SHARING YOUR ANIMAL

Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably
because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all
alone in their desires. I always thought so too, but I was
fortunate to find some friends who taught me that bestiality is
much more erotic and fun when shared with a buddy. Of course,
many guys are insecure and not interested in group scenes. My
advice is to try it if the opportunity presents itself. There’s
nothing quite like a “barn party” with four or five guys
standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever is
available, and waiting their turns. Sloppy fifths is something
you will not soon forget. If you weren’t an exhibitionist
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Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt

Administrator — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:52:02 +0000

Archive-author: Dick Ramcock
Archive-title: How to Get a Female to Let You Fuck Her!

In today’s society, it is relativly easy to get laid, but it does
always help when you have a GAME-PLAN! This is what I am about to offer
you, A planned way to get your prick into a female’s virgina (cunt).

Getting a woman to willingly drop her pants for you is not what would
be classified as an easy task, but the ultimate result of a warm and wet
pussy snuggly wrapped around your throbbing cock is certainly well worth
your most earnest effort!

First, Don’t bother trying to go after the most popular or the best
looking female in your life! That Bitch already has every stud in the world
trying to BANG her… Search out a plain looking female who looks like she
would be flattered by attention… This does NOT mean to pick a female who
is not worthy of your attemtion.

The selection of the TARGETED female is your initial step in the
procedure!

THE INITIAL ENCOUNTER AND COURTSHIP

Your selected Bitch should possess the following traits: She should
have an out going personality, a friendly smile and fairly large tits! She
should be very limited in The Dating Game, and she should not have a
current boyfriend. After all, this isn’t a lesson on how to pick up a Bimbo
or a common whore! This is a lesson on how to PREY on a young and innocent
female! You now want to show an interest in this female. Start out by
smiling at her when-ever you see her… After a few days, if you don’t
already know what her name is, BUMP into her by accident, and act
embarrassed, but keep smiling at her when you do this… Then take this
oppertunity to introduce yourself to her by exchanging names, and be sure
to compliment her that ‘She is one of the most attractive females that you
have seen in months!’

an interest in! (CHEAT! Find out one of her interests and study up on it!)
After all, this is the female that you have decided that you want to FUCK!
Now start SWEET TALKING your target! Mention to her that you heard that she
is also interested in WHATEVER! She will jump at this chance, unless you
are a FUCKING DORK, and then you should have gone after the DOG that looked
she should be BARKING AT THE MOON!

BREAKING THE ICE

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Archive-name Miscellerosia08txt part2

Administrator — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:36:02 +0000

have a strong belief to fall back on when surrounded by
feelings of guilt. In a sense, we will strip away within
our minds, those ideas which cause us guilt, and replace
them with the concepts of the Erosian Code of Conduct, a
belief parallel to standard practice thinking on
sexuality.

Another factor, and one of the parents of contempt for our
type of sexuality, is the preditory factor. This is the
factor that causes women to see men as animals, and causes
alternate lifestyle sexuality (see Code of Practice) to be
deemed in our society as sick. The man who is constantly
‘coming on’ to women, overtly trying for sexual
gratification, is seen for what he is; an abusive, using
chauvinistic male who has only his own interests at heart.
At the same time the person who molests children or
helpless adults, or the person who forces his sexuality on
another creates that image that says “We as normal adults
will not perform the type of acts that someone as deviant
as that man did”. This convicts the act, and not the
attitude or atmosphere it was performed under.

Obviously this sounds well and good to you. You say to
yourself, ” I’m not a sicko. I may have my own interests,
but I don’t rape people or molest kids.” And you’re right,
but you may be guilty of forced sexuality. I can remember
the first time I went into an adult bookstore. It was one
of those with the booth films in the back, and not knowing
better, I went in, sat down, and dropped a quarter in the
slot. Seconds later, someone entered the other booth next
to the one I was in and reached through the hole (cut
between the two) and attempted to fondle me. Now, whether
I was desiring of that action or not, someone was
attempting to push their sexuality on me. But I understood
the atmosphere of the place, and said in a clear voice,
“NO, I’m not interested.” Now, had the action stopped at
this point, everything would have been okay, but the guy
took no heed of my request, and the hand returned. Sadly
enough, I had to make my point strongly.

Now, the above example should teach you two things about
Erosian Theory. First – We do not encourage sexual
activity in any way where one person involved feels
uncomfortable or expresses a lack of interest in the
activity. No means No ! Second – It is extremely
dangerous, and only harmful to Erosian Theory & Practice
to goad, coerce, irriate, and attempt unsuccessfully
frequently to gain a sexual liason with an unwilling
partner.

Communications is essential for Erosian Theory and
Practice to work. Without it, we are stranded within
ourselves, and we lose the sounding board of the Erosian
Community. Never feel guilt concerning your lifestyle, and
respect others and help to remove any guilt from theirs.

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Archive-name Miscellerosia05txt

Administrator — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:20:02 +0000

Archive-author: David P. Thomas
Archive-title: Erosian Theory and Practice

Code Of Practice

The following is the beginnings of a compilation of sexual
practices, including those deemed to be normal. This list
should in no way be considered complete, and I welcome and
encourage fellow Erosian Theorists to contribute to the
building of this list to its completion. The list also
contains brief descriptions of the practices, as well as a
code which will be combined with each registered Erosian’s
number to form a personal Erosian identification code,
known from here on as a PEIC. This code will allow
Erosians to identify others and to identify their primary
interests.

CODE TITLE DESCRIPTION
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
0 Masturbation Self Gratification,Style
varies, solo artist

1 Straight Enjoys hetro sex, basic
positions.

2 Oral-1 Hetro oral. Male to Fem.
includes 69, and 1-1

3 Gay Gay Sex,rubbing, hands,
massage, love making

4 Oral-2 Gay oral, man/man,woman/
woman. incl. 69, and 1-1

5 Bi Likes either, inc. 1-4

6 Dominant Controls activity,leads
direction of activity

7 Submissive Receives activity,follow
lead given

8 Equal Both give & take, equal
footing in relationship

9 Non-Sexual Theorist only, assigned
for record sake only.

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Divers do it deep part3

Administrator — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:31:02 +0000

the soft opening to her pussy cunt – wow! – there’s something more slippery on
there than seawater – something to let me slide in easily – I massage and
stroke her – my cock is extra sensitive as it’s been in seawater for over half
an hour – with one hand I keep us steady – with my other hand I hold her lovely
arse and stroke and press – my cock slides in – first the head – I go mad -
must be mad – what a place to do it – then full length inside her – fuck this -
my instinct takes over – with my free hand I mould, slide, stroke her around my
cock – slide and screw – fuck, then ram – she gets more excited too – her hands
grasp my lifejacket – she steadies herself astride me – my free hand caresses
her arse – soft to squeeze – locks us together – we pant and press, cram my
tool, shove it right in – deep fucking strokes – she has that way of moving -
writhing – maddens my lust – harder and faster – faster and harder – I buck and
ram and slam and ball and fuck and fuck and screw -

we get more excited – our pubic hair tangles and strokes – oh, there’s a
mouthpiece not to forget! otherwise I’d be coming with all this – hold on too -
a gentle tidal surge slowly wafts us, to, then fro – we fuck in a rhythm in
time with the tide – waft left – slide, thrust, buck, ram – waft right – fuck,
screw, fuck and again – harder and stronger – what a fuck! – what a slam! – - a
wet slippery hot mad bucking ramming fuck! – I fuck her cunt hotter and hotter,
her juice runs – she clings to me tight and wet inside – as I bang and fuck in
every ram of my driving ramrod tool – my cock thrusts madder and harder – take
it! – ram! – fuck! – fuck! – then with a massive hot ram – FUCK! – I explode -
shoot – burst – blow – fill – flow – with slower thrusts I fill her soft hot
cunt with all my creamy spunk – jet! – spurt! – blow! – wwow! – I gulp air and
blow – massive gusts of bubbles surround us for a moment before they disappear
upwards to the surface – she’s doing the same but smaller gusts -

we hold tight together – cool down – calm down – as I part my tool from its
work well done – she gives a little tremor – a ribbon of spunk comes out too
and curls into the seawater – makes little rings and chains – a liquid link
from me to her and back again – what sign can I make but ‘ok?’ – it comes back
ok – a squeeze and slide of the hand – ok, ok – we recover, and prepare to
finish the dive – both together we fold back the cut flap of her bikini and
fasten back the wetsuit – same for my briefs and suit, no longer bulging much,
my load released and gone – still 40 atmospheres left and it’s time to go up -
we’ve done it properly -

on the surface I realise, I know her but we have hardly spoken or kissed – she
says, thanks for everything, I got close to panic but you really cut me free -
I say, you were cool enough and hot enough too, I love you, I want you again -
she says, hero – we get to the side of the boat and climb out of the water -

long journey back to the jetty, all the usual clearing up with diving gear – I
say, ‘what will we do for swimming things now I’ve cut them up?’ – ‘oh, easy,
I’ll soon mend them’ – ‘I didn’t think you did that sort of thing’ – ‘just for
a few people’ -

later we have our evening meal together – and back to her room – for a first
proper kiss – I tell her – you’ve got a lovely soft mouth – she says she really
goes for my thick black beard – we hug – her boobs are big enough, nipples hard
enough to tickle in with my chest hair – and her arse and cunt – soft and
delicious as before – we slowly approach and merge together in a long dreamy
fuck, hazy with memories of wine, water, bubbles, tide, ebb, flow, creamy flow -

next morning we start to prepare our things for the new day’s diving
– of course we’ll dive together again – you’ll need these she says -
hands me back my mended sliced swim- briefs – she’s sewn the mend with
some tape to reinforce it – its a bit ragged and that’s ok – inside the
tape I see she’s sewn a word – hero.

Archive-name Miscellcompattst part5

Administrator — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:47:01 +0000

43. Extra-marital relationships, generally
a) improve a marriage b) put a strain on a marriage c) destroy
a marriage.

44. In my marriage I would like to
a) have no extra-marital affairs b) have extra-marital affairs
by mutual consent c) have extra-marital affairs as a matter of
right.

45. Number, on order of perference, your choice of the listed
alternatives to traditional marriage. Or indicate that none of
these appeal to you
a) Group Marriage: two or more couples sharing partners in a
stable marriage relationship b) Partner Swapping: individual
couples maintain their separate homes but meet only to exchange
partners for temporary sex c) Casual Partners: occasional sexual
partners are introduced into an otherwise traditional marriage;
the outside partners might be single or married but the essential
feature is that the relationship with the outsiders is transient
and casual.

46. When my sexual partner touches me in affection, and in public, I
a) welcome it b) like it but feel awkward c) resent it because
there is a time and place for everything.

47. When my sexual partner makes a play for another person in public,
even though I know it is only in fun, I
a) get jealous b) feel a little hurt but accept it c) am amused
and proud.

48. When my sexual partner and I are separated temporarily I
a) am certain that my partner will not have a sexual escapade
with another person b) am reasonably confident of my partner’s
fidelity, but not absolutely certain c) couldn’t care less what
my partner does d) permit my partner to browse in other
pastures.

49. Sexual encounters are
a) ego building and should be spoken about openly b) interesting
and can be spoken about to close friends c) private affairs and
should remain so.

50. An extra-marital relationship in the modern world is
a) still a private thing b) not as private as it used to be but
is still something that shoulde revealed only to one’s friends
c) an accepted relationship which need not be concealed.

51. Revealing clothes are worn by
a) all people who think young b) people who want to run with the
…End of the part5. To be continued..

Bus Driving Experience

Administrator — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:21:01 +0000

In my last year of high school, I was a school bus driver. I didn’t drive
in the morning, but our high school let out at 2:30, so I drove junior
high kids home when they got out at 3. For most of the year, it was just
a job, but I had some fun, too.

In addition to being a normal, sex-crazed teenage male, some of the young
ladies who rode my bus sent my mind in a whirl. Because I was small for my
age, most of the ninth-grade girls, with their wide hips and flashing eyes
seemed kind of threatening to me. They sometimes tried to come on to me,
but it only emphasized how they thought I was their age.

I tended to fantasize more about the younger girls, to whom I apparently
appeared to be more a “grown-up.” I got a kick out of these younger
girls’ giggly flirting, especially because I was too shy to ask out
girls my own age. And I sometimes got a hard-on from glancing in my
rear-view mirror as they squirmed to talk to their friends and gave
me an unimpeded view of the well-filled panties underneath their
little-girl skirts. little-girl skirts.

One girl whom I remember was simply exceptional. Her name was Angie.
A seventh-grader, she was small for her age, too, without only a hint
of swelling in the front of her blouse or tee-shirt. From the very
first day, she always sat on the front seat, to the driver’s right. I
dropped her off at one of my last stops before taking the bus back to
the high school parking lot.

I tried to speak to all the kids as they got on and off the bus, but,
because she sat beside me, Angie and I chatted often. I found out her
father had moved to town for a one-year assignment, so she had few
friends at school. Besides, she said, they would be moving away again
as soon as school was over. In addition, Angie had gone to some kind
of advanced program where she lived before, so she was only twelve,
a year younger than the other seventh-graders.

Throughout the nine months I drove her, Angie and I talked about all
kinds of things — what we got for Christmas, local events, favorite
television shows. We talked a lot about our futures and interests.

Angie wanted to be a model and a dancer. She had the elfin build
and pixie features that would have made her a terrific model. Her
dark-blonde hair was cut with bangs in front and was long in the
back. She sometimes wore it in some kind of fancy braid, but mostly
in a simple pony tail. Because she liked wearing short skirts, I
was able to tell her she had great legs for her prospective dancing
career. Whenever I said something personal like that, she smiled
and blushed.

…End of the part1. To be continued..

Leave the Driving to someone else part5

Administrator — Fri, 29 May 2009 09:40:01 +0000

on my cock, jacking me up to a higher level of sensation. And
then, I was cumming. A shudder racked my body as the first cum
rocket exploded out of me. She made a moaning sound as she felt
and tasted the first load, and worked even harder to finish the
job she had started. It worked, and it was obvious that not only
was she good at what she did, she really liked to suck and
swallow.
When I was finally through cumming, she sucked on it as it
started to deflate and when she was positive that it was empty,
she slid me out of her mouth, pausing to give the head a light
kiss.
She sat back in her seat, a small smile on her lips, and
looked at me. I stared into her eyes, a smile on my face, and
then leaned over and kissed her nipple. She moaned a little moan
of delight, and as I continued to suck she slid her hand down and
started to rub her clit.
“Don’t quit,” she whispered in my ear. “I think the nerves
in that nipple are wired directly to my clit.” I kept sucking
her nipple, feeling the texture of it, and out of the corner of
my eye, watched as her other hand slid down to join the first
one. I sucked harder, nipping it with my teeth, and as the
pleasure/pain hit her, her body shuddered. I watched as two of
her fingers disappeared into the hole that my cock had been in,
and then my hand joined the one stroking her clit. She was
moaning her delight, her hips twitching as the multitude of hands
and fingers played naughtily over the sensitive folds of skin.
Her back arched a little, thrusting her breast against the
skin of my face, and biting a little harder on her nipple, she
came. Another moan escaped her lips, louder than the others, and
for a fleeting moment, I thought that maybe one of the other
passengers would hear us and turn to see what was going on. The
thought of being discovered was like an aphrodisiac, and I was
suddenly totally turned on, again.
She continued to enjoy her orgasm, and when her spasms had
finally totally subsided, she sank back into the seat, sated for
the moment. Grudgingly, I relinquished her nipple, and sat
straight in my seat.
“Thanks,” she said. “I needed that.” Her head turned toward
me, and with a smile starting to form, she saw that I was totally
erect. “Oh, do we need to do something about that,” she asked,
nodding toward my cock.
“It would certainly be nice,” I answered.
“Too bad we don’t have a nice big bed to play in,” she said.
Her hand was back on my cock. “Looks like under the current
conditions, though, you will just have to settle for another blow
job. That is, if you want the swelling to go down.” She was
smiling widely now.
“Yeah, too bad about the bed. But I think a blow job would
do the trick.” She leaned over and licked the underside of my
cock, then moved her lips softly over the head. I trembled a
…End of the part5. To be continued..

Leave the Driving to someone else part4

Administrator — Thu, 28 May 2009 09:30:01 +0000

the inside lights, and pulled out of the terminal. As we pulled
back onto the interstate, I quickly unzipped my jeans and pulled
them down.
Carol’s hand quickly found my cock, stroking it back to full
hardness, and went back down on it. Her mouth was very
experienced, and as she felt me start to get close to cumming,
she would back off for a minute or two, and when that moment had
passed, she would go back at it with a vengeance. The second
time I got close, she took it completely out of her mouth, and
sat up straight in the seat.
“Don’t worry,” she said. “I am going to finish what I
started, but now I am so horny myself.” As she finished
speaking, she pulled the t-shirt off, stuffed it next to her, and
after kicking off her knee high boots, pulled her skirt up and
her panties down, then off.
“Wanna fuck for a while?”
“Sure,” I said. “I’ve never done it on a bus before.”
“Great,” she said. She layed the seat back as far as it
would go, then motioned for me to slide over underneath her. I
complied, then pulled my jeans down to my knees. She sat down on
me, then I felt her fingers as they found my cock and guided me
into her now hot wet cunt. She shivered as I slid deeper and
deeper into her, and I could feel the muscles inside tighten
around me.
“Play with my nipples. Squeeze them hard. I love it a
little rough.” I did as she asked, and as I kneaded and massaged
her breasts, she moaned, her cunt spasming around the cock in her
cunt. Her breathing was getting a little ragged, and then she
banged off a little orgasm, then another one, then another. Each
a little better than the one before it.
“When you get ready to cum,” she said. “Let me know. I want
to suck the cum out of your cock. I want to feel you cum in my
mouth and taste you.” Whatever she wanted.
She continued to ride my cock, her cunt able and willing to
accept it in its entirety. Another orgasm came and went, her
cunt spasming as it did, and then the big one. I could both feel
and hear her growl her delight, and squeezing both nipples hard,
she put her hands over her mouth and finally let it go. It was a
good one, not that there are many, if any, bad ones, and as the
wave of pleasure started to subside, she slowly pulled herself up
and off me.
I groaned my displeasure, but as I slid back into my seat,
her mouth replaced the tightness of her cunt. I leaned back in
the seat reveling in the pleasure of her mouth. I cupped one
breast in my hand, found the nipple and started massaging it
roughly as her tongue did wicked and wonderful things to the head
of my cock.
She was really getting into giving me a blow job now, and as
we rolled down the highway, I could feel her suction increase and
the tempo of her tongue pick up. Her hand was flying up and down
…End of the part4. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellbunchtxt part8

Administrator — Wed, 20 May 2009 10:03:01 +0000

you are in your office
sitting at your desk
you hear a knock on your door
you say come in
two guys walk in
they tell you they are here to install a new
computer terminal for your boss
they are both well built
and it is the middle of the summer
they are dressed very casually
shorts and tee-shirts
you have on a mini-skirt
and a light blouse
no bra
you show them to your boss’s office
then they start to bring in the computer equipment
and set it up
you stand behind your bosses desk
one of them has to install something under the desk
he gets down on his hands and knees and crawls
under the desk
he looks up
he is looking straight up your skirt
the other one comes up behind you
and starts to hand his friend tools
he looks down
straight down your blouse
he smiles at you
you smile back at him
the one under the table brushes his hands against your
leg
you look down at him
he also smiles
you are becoming excited
the guy behind you puts his hand on your shoulder
he turn’s you around
he puts one hand under your chin tilts your head
upwards
he lowers his head
his lips touch yours
you do not pull away
his tongue enters your mouth
your lips press closer
you exchange saliva
your mouth tastes sweet and so does his
you feel hands on the back of your legs
the hands are slowly traveling up your legs
they are under your skirt now
they are on your ass
…End of the part8. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellbunchtxt part6

Administrator — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:21:03 +0000

and started to push into her
then i withdrew from her
but not completely
i pushed in again
and then withdrew
she was moaning more and more
i moved in and out faster and faster
she was going crazy
her moans became louder and louder
with one had i fingered her breast from behind
i moved in and out of her faster and fast
she was very close to orgasm
and her moans were very loud now
then as she started to orgasm she screamed
then i started to cum
i shoot my semen into her over and over again
until i was empty
then i heard foot steps on the stairs outside the door
we both heard the foot steps
and heard her father calling her name
they had heard her scream
she very quickly buttoned up her blouse
and pulled up her jeans
i very quickly zipped up my pants
she jumped into the chair and i rolled it back to computer
then her father burst through the door and started to demand to
know what was wrong
she told him a spider had scared her
he believed her
he was relieved
he left the room
then we started to laugh

THE END

–

we are in a movie theater
we are good friends
we are just sitting next to each other
i put my arms around your shoulder
i lean on your shoulder
i kiss your neck
my tongue flicks out and licks your neck
then my mouth closes over your neck
and i gentlely suck it
then i reach up with my hand and put my hand under your chin
i turn your head towards me
i move my lips to your lips
our lips touch
…End of the part6. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellbunchtxt part4

Administrator — Sat, 16 May 2009 09:36:01 +0000

she lived in a two story house
her bed room was upstairs
i went over to her house to tutor her in fortran programming
her computer was in her bedroom
so we had to go up to her bedroom
when i came in the house i met her parents
we said hello, nice to meet you
they seemed like very nice parents
they did not mind me going up to their daughters bedroom since we
had to use the computer
once we were in the bedroom she sat down in front of the screen
i stood behind her
i reached out and put one hand on her shoulder
i started to talk to her
as i talked to her i massaged her shoulder
then i put my other hand on her shoulder
and started to massage that shoulder
she started to relax
and to moan very quietly
i bent down and nibbled her ear
and she told me i could not nibble her ear and talk at the same
time
i laughed
she giggled
i turned her chair around
and got down in front of her on my knees
i put my hand behind the back of her head
and pulled her head to me
i touched her lips with mine
i waited a few heartbeats to see if she would resist
there was no resistance
i pressed her lips to mine
my mouth opened
her lips parted
my tongue flicked between her lips
my tongue touched her tongue
our tongue moved along each other
it was a fantastic feeling
my tongue moved along her teeth
then my lips grabbed her tongue
and pulled it all the way into my mouth
then i stopped
and we both laughed again
my mouth then went to her throat
i gentlely sucked her throat
and licked it at the same time
she softly moaned
my hand reached for the buttons of her blouse
she asked me what about her parents
i told her i did not care about her parents only about her
…End of the part4. To be continued..

Afternoon in the Booth part6

Administrator — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:52:01 +0000

about seven and half inches long and four inches in diameter. But it
certainly felt nice in there. After all the action we had today, Jack was
certainly in no hurry. He stroked long and hard and I built up to a couple of
nice orgasm. He asked me how I had liked it in the booth today. I said that
it had been great. He pulled out and rolled me over on my belly. He then
reentered me from behind. He started pumping again as I lifted my hips by
resting on my knees. He leaned over me hard and nuzzled my ear which was on
the pillow. A hand reached under and started fondling a breast. Then a
finger from his other hand enter my ass hole. I tensed up but then relaxed
as I adjusted to the new sensation. He picked up his tempo and whispered
hoarsely in my ear that he was going to come all over my ass again. The pace
picked up and I reached another big series. Suddenly, he pulled out and
started shooting all over my backside. He aimed it at my ass hole (he had
removed the finger to hold onto both hips when the pace had picked up). After
he stopped shooting, he ran his dick through the come on my ass and did gentle
circles with it. He even slid the tip of his dick against my ass hole but
didn’t try to insert it. I collapsed flat on th bed and followed suit coming
to my side. We stared into each other eyes, both too tired or drained to
talk. He hugged me close and I fell asleep on his chest.

I awoke the next morning with my head still resting on his chest. I
listened to his even breathing as he slept and thought how happy I was.
Eventually, I rose and showered. The halter had dried, so I dressed again
and reentered the room. Jack was up and talking on the phone. He hung up
just as I entered the room. I was surprised as I knew we didn’t know anyone
in this area and couldn’t imagine who he would be calling. He passed it off
as a surprise that I could find out about latter and he head off to the shower.
After he came out, we drove to a local McDonald’s and had some breakfast. I
felt a little self conscious sitting in the restaurant in my outfit (why does
McDonald’s have to air condition their stores so much). Jack asked me how I
had enjoyed the previous days activities. I told him how satisfied I felt.
He asked if I wanted to try some more “stuff” before we headed back to the
real world. At that point, I felt game for most anything.

As we drove, Jack explained that he had arranged for me to have a turn as
a dancer in the booth at the book store we had visited. I looked at him like
I couldn’t believe what he was saying. He said that he wanted me to try it if
I thought I might enjoy it. I thought about how much I had enjoyed watching
the show and how much I had enjoyed the show I had done for Jack the night
before. I decided to give it a try.
When we pulled into the book store’s parking lot, I could already feel the
excitement and nervousness of the adventure I was about to try. We entered
the book room. This time an older man with a cigar and glasses was behind the
counter. Carol was there again sitting on the stool and gave us a look like
the cat that swallowed the bird. Jack went up and introduced us to Bill, the
manager. He said that he would give me a try but that I would have to pass
his standards before he could allow to entertain his customers. I felt a
flash of fear as I was not about to have sex with another man. He said that
it was pretty slow this early in the morning and it would be a good chance to
try a new person. He said that he usually didn’t let amateurs in as they
…End of the part6. To be continued..

Afternoon in the Booth part5

Administrator — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:02:01 +0000

between his thighs sucking his dick. I said that I wanted my dessert and
licked and sucked his beautiful tool. He finally shot off in my mouth and I
did my best to swallow him. Truth was, after his day’s activities, he didn’t
have much pressure left. When he finished, he said that he was too tired to
do anything for me. He said not to worry though, as he had a solution. He
got up and got the package from the book store. He pulled out the box with
the huge dildo in it. I had some reservations about using it. I had never
masturbated all that much before I had married Jack (and almost never since
then) and when I had it had always been a very private thing. The fact was I
was a little embarrassed to allow Jack see me that way when he wasn’t in the
throws of passion himself. Also, the dildo was bigger than anything I had
every put in there before and I was worried that it wouldn’t fit or it might
hurt. Jack handed me the rubber cock and I set it down and told him I didn’t
want to use it in front of him. He talked to me and told me that he wouldn’t
force me but it had always been a fantasy of his to see masturbate. I told
him I didn’t think I could fit it in and he said that he would just enjoy
watching, and that I didn’t have to use the thing at all if I didn’t want to.
I decided to go ahead and so I spread my legs and reached down to my pussy.
My juices were already flowing from when he had tongued my pussy earlier. I
slid my hand over then mound and slipped one finger in my slit. I looked up
at Jack as he sat down on a chair at the end of the bed. I stroked the finger
in and out and was starting to build up that warm feeling. A second finger
joined the first and the pace picked up a little. I close my eyes
instinctively and tuned out the world except for my burning sensation. After
about five minutes I had reached a few highs and started to build up to a nice
burst. After the burst, I looked up to Jack. He had another hard on and was
staring intently at the two fingers now slowly stroking in and out of my
pussy. I removed the fingers and reached over and grabbed the dildo. Jack
gave me a big smile and reached down and began stroking his cock. I had never
seen him masturbate before either. I only watched a couple of strokes because
I had decided I wanted to try out our new toy. I slid the tip against my slit
trying to cover the huge thing with my juices. I didn’t even attempt to put
it in my mouth as Carol had done due to its large size (and who likes the
taste of plastic?). It took both hands to hold the big thing as I slid the
head into my slit. I started to get the first couple of inches in. It seemed
even wider than it was long. I got about the six inches in when I had to stop
for a minute. I felt very full. I tried stroking it in and out but it was
tough going. After a half dozen strokes though, it started sliding much
easier. I was able to get another three inches in! I felt like it was going
to come out my ass hole and I still had another six inches available! I
looked up and could see Jack was enjoying the show. I stoked a little harder
and closed my eyes as the little thrills grew bigger and bigger. I was
reaching deeper than ever before. After I came, I opened my eyes to discover
I had two inches remaining on the plastic dildo. I had gotten a whole
thirteen inches of it in. Jack came over to me with lust in his eyes and
told me that he was going to fuck me like had never fucked me before. He had
another huge hard on striking out before him. He reached down and removed the
dildo from my hot slit. It made a quiet little pop when he finally got it out
and I felt so empty. He quickly replaced the plastic imitation with the real
thing. It felt a little small in comparison to the huge toy. Jack’s cock is
…End of the part5. To be continued..

Big Sur part6

Administrator — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:45:01 +0000

for him as well. He was, as many very caring men are, an accomplished lover
who was never satisfied that he fit that description. Now that he had her
flowing like a river he was pleased and would have smiled outwardly had not
his mouth been otherwise occupied.

He was tempted to push her further but knew she’d be uncomfortable emotionally
after he revived her. He didn’t want to take away the suggestion that she
maintained some control of her body even thought he knew it was now, at this
very moment, within his power to take away her very breath that kept her
conscious. Knowing he hadn’t yet earned the trust required to continue, he
slowed his movements and brought her down with one last flick of his tongue
for good measure.

His beard had beadlets of her clinging tightly to it. Knowing her needs had
been met to the satisfaction of all parties concerned, he climbed back up to
lay beside her and hold her close again. He felt the rise and fall of her
still heaving chest as he kissed her softly on the cheek and whispered, “My
lovely Moonlite, thank you for being here, for letting me love you.”

She was without her normal quick wit and merely murmured, “Oh God. You’re
very welcome!”, before she nuzzled against him and drifted off to sleep.
Her sleep didn’t last long and she had no dreams to speak of. But her joy at
waking, still clutched tightly in his arms, was immediately visible on her
face. She looked into his deep brown eyes and gave him an impish grin.
“Limited experience, my ass!”

His look said he was pleased both with himself and with her enjoyment and
comment. “Perhaps I was compelled beyond my own limited abilities, my
sweets,” he muttered with false modesty.

She nuzzled her head against his shoulder and breathed deeply. Her body alone
told him she hadn’t felt like this in a long, long time. Even if they had
been forced to leave immediately, he would have been happy for having pleased
her so well, making himself feel very good indeed. He was always happiest
when he knew his partner had reached total fulfillment, but this was even more
than the usual satisfaction he felt, this was well, almost elation.

She watched his features as he reflected on the past couple of hours and loved
the secret smile that curved his lips. But she wanted more now. She wanted
to make all of him smile in just that way. Her hands slowly drifted across
his muscled back and toyed with him. He’d become many things in her mind over
the past months but now he was real, absolutely real and in her arms.

The stories they had written to and with each other were exercises in
pleasure, but didn’t begin to compare to the genuine experience of being here
together.

She wanted to touch every part of his body as she had already touched his soul
with her words, her laughter and her unbridled passion. She’d had many
experiences with more men than she cared to remember, much less admit, but
…End of the part6. To be continued..

Big Sur part2

Administrator — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:41:02 +0000

she’s carefully purchased these new hiking boots the week before. Despite the
bantering and chiding about his trip neither wanted to act as though they were
taking anything for granted, for in fact neither of them was.

He detoured from the main road at Carmel to venture down 17 Mile Drive. After
paying the required $5. entry fee he chose the most direct route to the lone
cypress. He wanted to take photos of her standing in front of ‘her’ ocean.

The song ‘My Girl’ was playing on the 60’s station they were listening to and
he laughed aloud as she mockingly tried to do the Temptation Walk while
strapped in by her safety belt. She loved to make him laugh. The deep
masculine hearty sounds of his joy warmed her deep inside. In fact there was
as yet, no side to this multi-faceted man that she didn’t enjoy.

He worried that his incessant questioning would drive her batty but so far
that had not proven to be the case. She rather appreciated his seemingly
sincere interest in exploring the highways of her mind, as he so eloquently
phrased it.

She uselessly smoothed her hair in preparation for the photo session, since
the wind would move it around as it desired. As they parked and determined
the best area for a backdrop he leaned over and kissed her forehead, saying
only, “Thank you.”

“For what?”

“For being you. For sharing this week-end with me.”

She raised her head and kissed him fully on the lips before responding. “Thank
you, my sweets, for asking me.” And her smile showed how much she meant that
simple comment.

She posed self-consciously as he began to click the shutter. He made several
inane comments and made her laugh, until finally she was relaxed enough to be
herself and let him get several shots he hoped would reflect the real Moonlite.

They returned to the car and reached for each other simultaneously. Holding
each other close and kissing deeply for several minutes. He finally forced
himself to break the embrace and announced, “If we continue this any longer
I’ll be forced to take you here, in this car, in broad daylight and we’ll end
up in jail, my sweets. So rather than face that fate what say we get going
and find a remote area where we can begin again and see what develops in
privacy?”

Assuming this was a rhetorical question he started the engine and did just
that. The map indicated a hiking trail that was within her experience level
and leading to a small camping area.

The view they expected was nothing compared to what they actually saw.
Breathtaking was an understatement. The volumes of water crashing mightily
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellbgbb0992txt

Administrator — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:52:02 +0000

Archive-author: Bwana DePervert
Archive-title: Bwana’s Guide To Bouncing Boobs

LOOP Premium Graphics – Chicago
“America’s Breast BBS”
(708) 675-LOOP / @1992
BGBB0992.ZIP

DA FILE

The filename, BGBBxxxx.ZIP, is formulated to make future versions
(if any) easy to identify; BGBB = Bwana’s Guide Bouncing Boobs;
xxxx = mth/yr (0992). I’d like to say this concept is original,
but unlike the list itself, it’s not!

DA BACKGROUND

What started as a user request developed into this. It is by no means
a complete list of BOUNCING BOOB VIDEOS, but it does catalog a good
cross section of flicks (and principal performers) that are for the
most part still available through video outlets and manufacturers.
The videos listed here are either R- or X-rated. Additionally, they
are rated either 3 or 4 (4 being highest) on Bwana’s Personal Rating
System, which is based largely on erotisism and is purely judgemental.

DA LIST

4-STAR RATING:

Between My Breasts: #05 – Nichole Reed; C Starr; La Dawn; Raven
Between My Breasts: #09 – B Belle; C Love; T Roche; L Topp
Big Boob (Lingerie) Party – D Jordon; Georgina; Karen; Sheilagh; Madeline
Big Boobs: #02 – Toni, Maxine, Zoe, Georgina, Five More
Big Bust Babes: #01 – C Samples; R Brewer; R Pedon; M Monroe; Yum Yum; Doreen;
Big Busty: #02 (Busty Nymphos) – L Sands; A Ample; C Nelson; S Fox/R Court;
Bert; Mary Ann
Big Busty: #10 (Breast To Breast) – M Rae; C Canyon; K Stewart; Ursala
Big Busty: #22 – Nicole Reed; Tami; Angela Parker
Big Busty: Best Of Big Busty: #01 – K Stewart; L Sands; M Rae; G Reeves;
C Canyon; A Owens; C Kane; B Alton;
Karen Wing; A Sprinkle; C Nelson;
A Ample; Donna; K Nativadad and Debra.
Big Busty: Ten Years Of Big Bust: #01 – L Sands; K Stewart; C Nelson; N Reed;
B Bell; S Owens; E Duchi; C Samples;
M Rae; C Cane; D Jordon; Karen; P
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Best Church for Sex part3

Administrator — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:31:01 +0000

juices. It was a matter of enormous self-control for me not to
mount her immediately. Pushing on her upper thighs while massaging
them, I spread her legs, revealing more of her swollen lips. I
could barely spot the tiny bulge of her clit, peeking from behind
her lips. I began kissing her thighs, working my way up, when she asked
“What are you going to do?” “Eat my dessert,” was my reply. She
gasped and said, “You want to?” I answered by planting a soft kiss
at the apex of her thighs. Immediately, she began squirming, asm my
lips found hers, and my tongue massaged her clitoris. She was bucking and
moaning, and to keep her still, I scooped up her butt in my hands, and
held her to my mouth. I was lapping at her vulva, and, when she seemed
as if she was 100% excited, I inserted my tongue into her vagina.
The dam broke, her fluids soaked my mouth and even got in my nose, but
I didn’t mind. The sound of her whining from deep inside her chest was
enough to keep me down there forever. Eventually, she relaxed, and
so did I. I sat up, looking at her on the floor, her breasts
heaving as she tried to catch her breath. She smiled at me in an
expression of pure happiness, and said “Oh, thanks!” I just
chuckled and shrugged.
She looked at me more seriously, and one of the hands that I
had become acquainted with earlier found my member again. Pulling,
she led it to her opening. I lay on top of her, kissing her ears while
her thighs opened beneath me. She hunched up, and with her hand
guided me into her love canal. She was so soft and wet that I felt as
if I had slipped into the most sensual orifice in the universe. I
could feel her on every side of me as we slowly moved in and out.
Her breathing became ragged again, and she left more than one marj
on my chest from her love bites. She began to speed up, and I stopped
restrainging myself to. Together, our bodies worked faster and faster,
me probing the depths of her womanhood, and her massaging my tool
toward an explosion. At last, she began to orgasm, her muscles
clenched around my penis, massaging it further. She writhe underneath
me, clenchin at my back, her feet in the air. She was groaning.
This was too much, I immediately began squirting a huge load into her
I was bucking and humping, and coming like never before.

At last, it was done, and I slid out of her. We lay there
for awhile, and then we began to slowly get dressed.

She told me that when she went to church there two days later,
there was still a slightly dark spot on the carpet near the entrance.
She told me that she had had to masturbate during church when she
saw that. She said she had rubbed the corner of her bible against
her clitoris, through her dress. Too bad, I didn’t get to go to
church with her then, eh?

She and I had more encounters than this one, but this one
truly defined our sexual relationship. We tried many other oddball
locations, but none of them still have the same effect on my as just
seeing that church does.

Ethnic sex videos

Administrator — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:11:02 +0000

< After two and a half hours of working close together, she was finally having fun. Instead of Greg (the new guy) turning sour because of the heat, Karen was actually getting into her work again. His humor was infectious, and she had started laughing out loud, and even started telling her own jokes. She really liked him now, and had all but forgotten the heat. Once, he bent over to get something from under a shelf, and she had started to reach out to caress his ass before stopping herself in surprise. She chided herself for what she was about to do, but she rationalized by saying that she couldn't help herself. For most of the rest of the shift, they had brushed against each other many times because of the close quarters, and not always by accident. The sweat between her legs became indistinguishable from another, more pressing moisture. Her legs slid together as she walked, and she found that she wanted to walk more and more to release the pressure. She decided that she really swanted this guy, and there was a way to get closer to him. Literally.

Airscrew or How I joined the Six Mile High Club part4

Administrator — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:56:30 +0000

smooth inside skin of her thighs.

Karen unzipped her skirt and wriggled out of it, still under the blankets.
“Please..” she moaned – “please..” – I felt the same way. She turned to face
away from me, and firmly pressed her shapely bum against my left thigh. Making
sure the blanket was covering us well, I twisted around until my throbbing
tool was pressed up against the valley between her thighs; it was a similar
position as if she was sitting on my lap. I could probe her sex with mine.
She arched her back and raised her right thigh and firmly holding the end of my
pulsing penis, she guided it into the mouth of her soft hole. I pushed hard so
my cock slid smoothly into her firm warm tunnel. I cupped both her breasts
with my hands and pulled her hard against me to penetrate as deep as possible.

She sighed and shuddered and her hips moved gently and rhythmically. The need
to copulate quietly to avoid attracting attention was not forgotten, despite
our extreme passion. This need forced us to perform using hard pressure and
firm small movements; she thrust hard against my equal and opposite series of
nudges. My instincts desperately wanted me to pump every last drop of my spunk
into her as quickly and violently as possible, but my intellect made me want to
prolong this ecstasy. The discipline of doing it slowly and quietly, so as not
to attract attention, made it easier to prolong the excruciating pleasure
without climaxing. Curiously I have always found that the longer and steamier
the foreplay the better I can hold on until the crucial moment of a mutual
climax. I was able to relax and savour the exquisite pleasure of being coupled
with my beautiful fellow traveller.

I forced my left hand between her waist and the seat until my left forefinger
could just reach past her bush to the hot spot at the top of her slit which I
correctly guessed would fire her climax. We were now locked together and so
overcome with desperate excitement that at that moment neither of us would have
cared if all the passengers and crew were watching, although we kept straining
against each other and moving slowly with great force to avoid attracting
unwelcome attention. I could feel her muscles pulling and rippling at my
straining hunk of meat that I cruelly rammed into her with as much force as I
could manage. She had superb muscular coordination and was able to achieve
what few women I have coupled with can do, to give a feeling of sucking me into
her with muscular ripples of her vaginal walls.

I could hold back no longer and erupted into frenzied, deep, deep wild spasms
pumping and pumping what seemed like gallons of my juice as deep into her as I
could. As I felt my ejaculation erupting I ruffled her clitoris. She
shuddered and bucked and her internal muscles rippled along me forcing out the
last small jerks of spunk. We subsided against each other quite breathless and
trying not to pant loud enough to attract attention. Our fuck had only taken
ten minutes; I glanced nervously over my shoulder and saw a stewardess’s head
rapidly disappear behind the galley curtain. Had she realised what we were up
to? No way of telling, but judging from the slightly awe-struck look she gave
us later, I suspected she had guessed! I wondered how often the back seat of
this cabin was consummated by new members of the “Six Mile High” club and
whether aircrew ever join this club for fun (considering they have many more
opportunities than even us frequent business travellers). So thinking, I dozed
off still clutching Karen tight in my arms, my deflating cock lying stickily
against her leg.

We woke up knickerless and trouseless still under our blanket. The movie had
finished, the aircraft was in darkness, we only took a few minutes to arouse
each other to another insatiable frenzy and I soon had pumped yet another
generous load of cum into her willing and inviting slit. Not being satisfied
with basic membership of the “Six Mile high Club” we had even found time for a
second helping.

The cosy space under our blanket reeked of our sexual juices: we blotted
ourselves with tissues from Karen’s bag. She wriggled back into her skirt, I
wriggled back into my clothes, while she went to the loo to tidy herself up.
She re-emerged looking immaculate (and stunning). Breakfast was served, and
there was little to say after this amazing night of passion. Soon the aircraft
landed, and we went our separate ways – she had a connecting flight to catch to
Sweden. A peck on the cheek and a coy smile as we parted; “till next time!” I
went through immigration and customs in a post-coital daze. Sadly our paths
have not yet crossed again, and if they do, I wonder whether we would ever
achieve such ecstatic feelings as those of two strangers coming together in
such total uninhibited and lustful intimacy in such an impossible place?

Airscrew or How I joined the Six Mile High Club part3

Administrator — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:33:36 +0000

But it is one thing to snog, even as naughtily as this, in an airplane full of
people but quite another to remove the garments necessary to couple us in the
way we were were both obviously craving for and to release our wild passion in
the sexual frenzy we both felt. How could we satisfy our enormous lusts? What
with cabin crew wondering backwards and forwards behind us to and from the
galley, we could not easily strip off and start humping without the risk of
creating a sensation on board. I had visions of us being arrested for grossly
indecent behaviour in a Jumbo Jet! Could I somehow get my cock out and force
it past the tight gusset of her tight panties? But what position could we use?
Nothing else in the world now mattered except an overpowering urge to stuff my
straining rod into the depths of her warm, slippery slit. But trivial problems
like knicker elastic, trouser zips, stretched Y fronts and unyielding aircraft
seats made this ambition hard to realise.

Karen, as always, was way ahead of me. She gave my cock a gentle squeeze which
nearly fired it of, and got up without a word and strolled seemingly casually
towards the loo at the front of the cabin. I contemplated following her into
it, having heard stories of people having it away in railway carriage loos.
But this always seemed to me to demand contortionist skills, apart from being
not exactly comfortable or aesthetic! Also, there was no doubt that the
passengers watching the movie would have noticed me following a lady into the
lav, which on the top deck of a 747 is alongside the screen for the inflight
movie, which was then in full flow. The thought of banging away in that
confined space and of re-emerging afterwards was too daunting, even in my
highly charged state!

Karen re-emerged a few moments later, quicker than usual when women use a loo,
looking inscrutable. She grabbed a couple of BA blankets, snuggled back
against me and it was a matter of moments to cover ourselves with the blanket.
In the semi-darkness and in the back row, we felt safe from prying eyes. My
hand went back to where it had been, to find just warm flesh and no knickers. I
reinserted my fingers into her warm and inviting slit. Her hand was undoing my
zip, under the cover of the blanket; I undid my belt to help her. In a flash
(so to speak) my trousers and pants were round my ankles and she was holding my
throbbing prick like the gear level of a sports car – it nearly made me change
gear – into overdrive!

I soon discovered she had also removed her bra; her nipples strained against
the thin material of her blouse. I undid her blouse to expose her breasts
under the blanket. I was then able to lay across her and greedily suck the
entire aureola of her left breast into my mouth, with my head under the blanket
in delicately scented warm darkness. I tickled the nipple with the end of my
tongue, an action I have found to be appreciated by my lady friends, and Karen
was no exception! She cradled my head with one hand like a baby held to her
breast and gently stroked away at my straining cock from its tip along its
underside to my balls. She was clearly an accomplished lover. I moved my head
to her lap and attempted to lick her clitoris, but this was almost impossible
in an aircraft seat, even though she parted her legs as widely as the limited
space would let her. I remember the overwhelming scent of excited woman mixed
with the fragrance of her perfume, but could only nuzzle her fur and kiss the
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellzangaratxt

Administrator — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:54:22 +0000

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Zangara’s (Kibo) Elegy

Here is the long awaited story involving Kibo. As previously
discussed, I would have Kibo’s permission to use his name if he existed.
Also, if he existed he would have asked me to cross-post this to the
groups which I cross-posted to.

There is a quiz (Multiple choice) at the end. Please post results
to as many groups as you want.

Zangara’s Elegy

“‘He was a bloody tyrant and we brought him down. And I will not
have history think I did it for a bag of gold or in some kind of rabid
fit!`”
I looked curiously at this disheveled individual who was ranting
what I perceived to be nonsense. I turned to my guide, and hopefully
future employer. “What is he talking about?”
“Oh, he’s no one. He thinks he’s John Wilkes Booth, that’s all,”
came the reply. I looked closer at my guide. I hadn’t really studied
him up to this point. Suddenly however I knew that he posed me no
threat, and so I wished to know more about him.
“‘Tell them how the Union can never recover from that vulgar, high
and mighty niggerlover, Never–!`”
I began going over what I knew about my guide. His name was Dr.
Charles Guiteau, and he was the director of the mental ward of the
University of Massachusetts Medical Center. I knew nothing about his
credentials, but that was not where my curiosity lay. I was interested
in his character, and since it was profession to know other peoples
thoughts, I was able to delve into his inner self even as he showed me
the building.
“Kibo, would you like to join us?” Dr. Guiteau asked the mental
patient. “This is Dr. Sam Byck, and I’m showing him around the
building.”
“My name is not Kibo, it is Johnny Booth. Sure, I’ll come along.
‘Someone slew the tyrant, just as Brutus slew the tyrant`”
“We don’t know his real name, so for a while we were calling him
Johnny. Then the doctor who was handling his case decided it was better
to call him something else. I’m not sure where the name Kibo came from
though,” Dr. Guiteau rambled on. “By the way, if you come on Kibo will
be one of your patients. Dr. Czolgosz, the man who left for Buffalo,
was his doctor.”
I had been half listening to this exchange until Dr. Guiteau’s
last sentence. Suddenly my interest in this specimen was piqued. There
had to be some way of using him to my purposes. “I would be interested
in seeing his file,” I replied, confident that my speech had not skipped
a beat.
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellvignettetxt part2

Administrator — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:45:03 +0000

Vignette: “I See”
==================

I see your long golden hair in the firelight, and the sheer desire to touch that
hair overwhelms me. I see you slowly and erotically taking your sweater off
for me in the same firelight and revealing your breasts to my eyes, their
nipples stand taut and erect, waiting to be touched. And seeing you like that,
I realize that there are many men who desire to be here, but you have chosen
me. And I feel your tongue and lips kiss and caress my neck, my nipples, and
downward to the center of my ecstacy. I see you on top of me, your breasts
swaying, showing me their wonder. While you rhythmically move to the music
we’re making together, and I am fully inside of your cavern for a little
while, my hands cup and massage those beautiful breasts (would your bra be
able to match my hands for pleasure?). And as you temporarily leave my erect
member, glistening with love dew in the firelight, and move your body up to
my mouth for me to taste the pleasures of your sex, I smell your sweet aroma,
and I dive into that pool of desire without hesitation, to bring you to the
highest plateau of pleasure that a woman can experience. I look up, and see
your breasts hanging there gloriously for me to see, like fruit on a tree – I
see you now cup and fondle those magnificent breasts, to show me that you
intend to have no pleasure denied to you that night. My lips and tongue are
busy with that swollen place between your legs, that place between your love
lips. And my right hand traces a path around your back, and a finger, with
love dew glistening on its tip, will search and search and search until it
finds that place of intense pleasure and fullness between your two beautifully
formed buttocks . And as I look into your eyes with your irises fully open to
expose your soul, I see you reach the highest plateau and hear your small cry
of fulfillment. We kiss, and yet you are not fully satisfied, and good
thing, for more awaits you…

Vignette: “Side by Side”
=========================

As I lay on my couch, my thoughts turn towards you. I see you, in my dreams,
laying by my side, nestled together. As I caress your neck, I kiss you softly.
My tongue gently searches your tongue and will not give up until it finds what
it is looking for. I slowly unbutton your shirt, and gently stroke your soft
skin as it is exposed to me. My hand follows your curve – from your breasts,
to your waist, to your thighs. We both press together harder – our breathing
gets quicker as we know where this will lead. I pull you on top of me – my
hand slips under your jeans to caress your buttocks – and a moan of desire
comes from your lips. I finish unbuttoning your shirt and help you take it
off – I unclasp your bra, as if to free your breasts from confinement. I reach
my head down, and slowly kiss your right nipple, my tongue rolling over its
top. There is no return from this journey of passion, I must have you, now…

…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellspankcintxt part29

Administrator — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:14:02 +0000

* Waxwork ?: Wh

We Moderns ?, Colleen Moore

* We Went to College Hugh Herbert, Una Merkel: N, OTK

* Wedding Night in Paradise Johannes Heesters, Gretl Schoerg

* Wedding Night in Paradise Peter Alexander, Marika Roekk:
[remake] H, OTK, W

* West of the Pecos (1945) Robert Mitchum, Barbara Hale: H

* Westward the Women Lenore Lonergan, Hope Emerson:
1, P, W; also, Robert Taylor,
Denise Darcel: 1, Wh

* What? SEE Diary of Forbidden Dreams

What Changed Charley Farthing? SEE The Bananas Boat

When Strangers Marry (1933) Jack Holt, Lillian Bond

* Where Are the Children? Jill Clayburgh: H

* Where Eagles Dare Richard Burton, Ingrid Pitt:
1, H, W

? Where the Action Is Jean Claudio, Anna Gael
[correct title possibly
"Heat of Midnight"?]

Where the Hot Wind Blows Crowd, Gina Lollobrigida

* Who Framed Roger Rabbit Baby Herman, April Winchell: 1, H

* Wild Boys of the Road 2 x 1, H, W: one M, one F

Wild for Kicks David Farrar, Gillian Hills

World According to Ginger, The ?: Wh, B
(X)

* X, Y and Zee Michael Caine, Elizabeth Taylor:
1, P

* Yankee Doodle Dandy Walter Huston, Douglas Croft:
JM, H, OTK, W

* You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man W. C. Fields: 1, P

? You Made Me Love You Stanley Lupino, Thelma Todd

You Must Get Married Neil Hamilton, Frances Day

* Young and Willing Eddie Bracken, Florence
MacMichael[?]: H, W

* Young Billy Young Jack Kelly, Angie Dickinson: St

* Young Ideas Mary Astor, Susan Peters: H, OTK, W

Young Onions Forrester Harvey, Dorothy Granger

Young Tom Edison ?, Mickey Rooney: JM

Yours for the Asking George Raft, Ida Lupino

* Zum Gasthof Der Spritzigen ?: 1, H
Maedchen

* Zwanzig Maedchen und der Pauker SEE Twenty Girls and a Teacher

–

Archive-name Miscellspankcintxt part18

Administrator — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:31:01 +0000

Master of Terror, The SEE 4D Man

Mayfair Girl John Stuart, Sally Blane

? McFadden’s Flat Walter C. Kelly, Betty Furness [?]

* McLintock! Patrick Wayne, Stefanie Powers;
John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara:
both Coal Shovel, OTK, W;
the second, D

* Meanest Gal in Town, The James Gleason, Pert Kelton: H, OTK

? Meet the Girls ?

? Melody ?: JM

* Menschen, Tiere, Sensationen Harry Piel, ?

* Mexican Spitfire’s Blessed Event ?: ABT

* Mexicana Tito Guizar, Estelita Rodriquez:
Bookend, OTK, W

Miracle of Morgan’s Creek William Demarest, Betty Hutton and
Diana Lynn: T

* Misfits, The ?, Marilyn Monroe: 1, H

? Mr. Bride Charley Chase, Muriel Evans

* Mrs. Miniver Walter Pidgeon, Greer Garson: 1, Sl

? Molesters, The ?

* Mommie Dearest Faye Dunaway, Mara Hobel[J]:
Two scenes, one H, one Wire
Coathanger

* Moneychangers, The [Part III] Kirk Douglas, Susan Flannery: 1, H

* More than a Secretary Jean Arthur, Dorothea Kent:
H, OTK, W

Move Over, Darling Doris Day, Polly Bergen: 1, H, B

? Murder on the Tiber Tomas Milian, Roberta Manfredi

* My Best Girl Lucien Littlefield, Carmelita
…End of the part18. To be continued..