This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone of your
OWN gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is someone of the
OPPOSITE gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to
be someone of your OWN gender.

Have you ever done any of the following:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
239. kissed someone on the lips?
240. french kissed someone?
241. necked?
242. petted?
243. received manual sex?
244. given manual sex?
245. received oral sex?
246. given oral sex?
…End of the part11. To be continued..

Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different
variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting
stale. Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both
of you. So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the
walking.

Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we
need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel
women aren’t skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too
limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to
apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,
disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to scratch.
Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper
methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can
perform the following exercises. But it is written with an
experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or
small? Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater
attention than the size of a man’s penis. Man’s obsession with
cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate
past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it’s a waste of
time. A large penis doesn’t have any effect on a woman’s physi-
cal enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attach-
ment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it
straight like an arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy
mass of the shaft? Does your hand completely engulf it? This is
good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don’t be an
organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual
girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases,
try both hands to insure you don’t miss any of the tender areas
while stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man
loves to have his penis worshiped, played with, tickled, fondled,
massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or
disgusted.

Don’t start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the full-
ness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top
of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the
other half and end back down at the balls. The movements should
be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.
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ALASKA

CRAZY HORSE SALOON
1564 Hyder
Anchorage
(907) 279-1231
At 16th and Gambell Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:30AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 4:00PM to 2:15AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 during special features.
CLUB CAPACITY: 187
FOOD SERVICE: Sandwiches
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature dancers the first week of every month.

THE GREAT ALASKAN BUSH COMPANY #2
631 E. International Airport Road
Anchorage
(907) 561-6692
Located at the intersection of Old Seward Hwy. and International
Airport Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 2:30AM, Sun 7:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: One drink minimum
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Munchies
DRESS CODE: Informal/Business
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Wednesday nights are Party Nites with give aways from liquor
distributors as well as from the club’s souvenir shop “The Back
Room”.
…End of the part8. To be continued..

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ALABAMA

BOODLES
7121 2nd Ave. #A
Birmingham
(205) 833-4001

DIAMOND JIM’S BUNNY CLUB
1631 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9500

LYNN’S DEN
1310 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9054
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 280
FOOD SERVICE: Oyster bar and full food service. Specializing in
seafood.
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour from Noon until 7:00PM. Spring and Summer Special
Shows, Male Revues, and Professional Strippers. Big Screen TV.
25 Beautiful Waitresses.

SAMMY’S GO-GO & LOUNGE
449 Valley Ave.
Birmingham
(205) 942-9910

LACY’S BOTTOMS UP
3249 Old Railroad Bed Road
Harvest
(205) 722-9829
Located off of Hwy. 72 West on Limestone County and Madison
…End of the part6. To be continued..

HOLLYWOOD NITES
16400 Brookpark Road
Cleveland

PORKY’S II
2255 Hamilton Ave.
Cleveland
(216) 241-8841

CLUB CABARET
5638 Columbus Square
Columbus
(614) 890-1086
Located at the corner of 161 and Cleveland Ave. in the Columbus
Square Shopping Center.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 2:00PM to 2:30AM
COVER CHARGE: Days $3.00, Nights $4.00
FOOD SERVICE: Gourmet Deli
DRESS CODE: Collared shirt
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Special features include (Tuesdays) Exotic Wet Lingerie,
(Wednesdays) Shower Shows every hour, (Thursdays) Sexy Skit Dance.

SOLID GOLD
6236 N. Dixie Drive
Dayton
(513) 890-5059

CHASER’S COUNTRY
4036 Tallmadge Road
Rootstown
(216) 325-2552
Located one mile south of I-76, on Tallmadge Road in Rootstown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $8.00
DRESS CODE: Casual

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BEAR NECESSITY
3902 Long Beach Road
Island Park
(516) 432-9168
Take the Long Island Expressway to Southern State; Exit 175 to
Sunrise Hwy; then exit on Long Beach Rd.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon-Sat 11:30AM to 4:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Clam bakes features every Sunday. Beach Parties on Tuesdays.
Wednesday is Luah Night.

SECRETS
157-13 Rockaway Blvd.
Jamaica
(718) 525-9499
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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NEW YORK (continued)

CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 80
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

JOHNNIE’S TOPLESS GOGO
State Route 17B
Monticello
(914) 794-4170

BABY DOLL LOUNGE
…End of the part38. To be continued..

The FAA is proposing to expand the scope of Part 61 of the FARs
by the addition of paragraphs 61.300 through 61.305 to prohibit
the propositioning of any occupant of a certificated aircraft by
any licensed and current pilot who has not first demonstrated the
ability to execute the duties of pilot-in-command and/or co-pilot
to the satisfaction of an Operations Inspector or a designated
Pilot Examiner. It is further proposed to establish minimum
experience, age, and skill levels for the issuance of MCHO rat-
ings to pilots’ certificates. To ensure that a satisfactory level
of proficiency is maintained by certificated pilots possessing
MHCO ratings, it is proposed that biennial proficiency reviews be
mandated.

Environmental Impact Statement

The adoption of these regulations is not anticipated to have a
significant impact upon the environment including an impact upon
population pressures.

Economic Impact Statement

The proposed rules would not materially impact the economics
of MHCO activities, including those conducted for hire under Part
135.

Definitions

For the purposes of this NPRM, the following Definitions are
established:

PILOT: An applicant for or possessor of a MCHO rating regardless
of sex, creed, color, political affiliation, proclivities, or
physical dimensions.

CO-PILOT: Any person regardless of sex, creed, color, political
affiliation, proclivities, or physical dimensions assisting a
certificated, MHCO-rated pilot in carrying out MHCO activities.

PASSENGER: Any reliable witness to an MHCO flight test who does
…End of the part2. To be continued..

“…. You now find yourself in a hallway, the hallway is peaceful and nice.
As I count from 10 to 1 you will imagine yourself walking further and further
down the hall. When I reach one you will find yourself where you want to be,
in another, higher state of concious and mind. (Count from ten to one)…..”

Do this about three or four times. Then, to test if the subject is under
hypnosis or not, say….

“…You feel a strange sensation in your (arm they write with) arm, the feeling
begins at your fingers and slowly moves up your arm, as it moves through your
arm your arm becomes lighter and lighter, it will soon be so light it will rise
….. Becoming lighter and lighter which each breath and moment…”

Their fingers should begin to twitch and then move up, the arm following, now
my friend, you have him/her in hypnosis. The first time you do this, while
he/she is under say good things, like: “your going to feel great tomorrow” or
“every day in every way you will find yourself becoming better and better”..
Or some crap like that… The more they go under, the deeper in hypnosis they
will get each time you do it.

+—————————-+
! What to do when Hypnotised !
+—————————-+

When you have them under you must word things very carefully to get your way.
You cannot simply say… Take off your clothes and hump the pillow. No, that
would not really do the trick. You must say something like…. “you find your
self at home, in your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe
their room and whats happening), you begin to take off your clothes…” Now,
it cant be THAT simple, you must know the persons house, room, and shower room.
Then describe things vividly and tell them to act it out (they have to be
DEEPLY under to do this…). I would just suggest that you experiment a while,
and get to know how to do things.

+———–+
! Waking Up !
+———–+

Waking up is very easy, just say..

“…as I count from 1 to 5 you will find yourself becomming more and more
awake, more and more lively. When you wake up you will find yourself complete-
ly alive, awake, and refreshed. Mentally and physically, remembering the
pleasant sensation that hypnosis brings… Waking up feeling like a new born
baby, reborn with life and vigor, feeling excellent. Remembering that next time
you enter hypnosis it will become an ever increasing deeper and deeper state
than before. 1- you feel energy course throughout your limbs. 2- you begin
to breathe deeply, stirring. 3- begining to move more and more your eyes
open, bringing you up to full concious. 4- you are up,up, up and awakening
more and more. 5- you are awake and feeling great.”

And thats it! You now know how to hypnotise yourself and someone else.
You will learn more and more as you experiment.
+—————————————————————————–+
! (C)opyright 1985 Metal Communications Inc. All Rights Rebuked. !
+—————————————————————————–+

Now that you know how to talk to your subconcious mind, I will now tell you
how to guide someone into hypnosis. Note that I said guide, you can never,
hynotise someone, they must be willing. Ok, the subject must be lying or sit-
ing in a comfortable position, relaxed, and at a time when things arent going
to be interrupted. Tell them the following, or something close to it, in a
peaceful, monotinous tone (not a commanding tone of voice)

NOTE: Light a candle and place it somewhere where it can be easily seen.

” Take a deep breath through your nose and hold it in for the count of 8.
Now, through your mouth, exhale completely and slowly. Continued breathing
long, deep, breaths through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Tense
up all your muscles very tight, now, counting from ten to one, release them
slowly, you will find them very relaxed. Now, look at the candle, as you look
at it, with every breath and passing momement, you are feeling increasingly
more and more peaceful and relaxed. The candles flame is peaceful and bright.
As you look at it I will count from 100 down, as a count, your eyes will become
more and more relaxed, getting more and more tired with each passing moment.”

Now, count down from 100, about every 10 numbers say “When I reach xx your eyes
(or you will find your eyes) are becoming more and more tired.” Tell them they
may close their eyes whenever they feel like it. If the persons eyes are
still open when you get to 50 then instead of saying “your eyes will..” say
“your eyes are…”. When their eyes are shut say the following.

“….as you lie (or sit) here with your eyes comfortably close you find your
self relaxing more and more with each moment and breath. The relaxation feels
pleasant and blissful so, you happily give way to this wonderful feeling.”
” Imaginge yourself on a cloud, resting peacefully, with a slight breeze caress
ing your body. A tingling sensasion begins to work its way, within and without
your toes, it slowly moves up your feet, making them warm, heavy and relaxed.
The cloud is soft and supports your body with its soft texture, the scene is
peaceful and absorbing, the peacefulness absorbs you copletely… The tingling
gently and slowly moves up your legs, relaxing them. Making them warm and
heavy. The relaxation feels very good, it feels so good to relax and let go.
As the tingling continues its journey up into your solar plexus, you feel your
inner stomach become very relaxed. Now, it moves slowly into your chest, make-
ing your breathing relaxed as well. The feeling begins to move up your arms to
your shoulders, making your arms heavy and relaxed as well. You are aware of
the total relaxation you are now experiencing, and you give way to it. It is
good and peaceful, the tingling now moveves into your face and head, relaxing
your jaws, neck, and facial muscles, making your cares and worries float away.
Away into the blue sky as you rest blisfully on the cloud….”

If they are not responsive or you think they (he or she..) is going to sleep,
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Arousing the Stallion

Stallions are aroused by the smell of horse pussy above all else.
If you have access to a mare, then gentle her till she will let you finger
her…then coat your fingers with her juice. Now rub your fingers across
the stallions nose! He will react even if she is not in heat! He knows
the smell! I have done this to geldings! Horses that have been castrated
and they still got a hardon!!! Also pet & rub the horse and rub his
cock…don’t pull on it hard.. be gentle…big as it is it is still tender!
If you rub his belly and sheath slowly and gently and let him smell some
horse pussy juice then he will erect. If you can find a horse in heat then
grab some urine and refrigerate it. Take some out and thaw it when you
want it. Rubbing some hot mare piss on a stallions nose will make him
horny as hell! He will be all over you! Once a stallion smells that he
doesn’t care what he fucks! He just wants a hot hole.
Make sure there are no other horses around…otherwise he will jump them
instead of you!
Some horses have been trained too react to certain cues, others react to
their own natural cues…I remember a $1,000,000.00 Arabian stallion I
trained.. He stuck his tounge out about 1/2 inch…when someone would rub
this small crescent he would instantly get a raging hardon…more proof
that stallions are very oral. This stallion had never had sex with a
mare…he had only climaxed through the intervention of humans and was
quite happy with having sex in a artificial vagina with the help of
humans…training does wonders.

NOONE SHOULD ATTEMPT VAGINAL OR ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STALLION
unless they have are experienced in fist fucking or have taken a large dog
in to the max ( IE knot and all). A horse has an enormus cock and could do
serious damage to someone who is not prepared. A horse cock can easily grow
as big as the knot in a large dogs cock so if you can’t take that in then
you aren’t ready. PS. A large dog can stretch you where a horse can fit
if you make the switch before the hole shrivels.

Country boys – you know where the animals are and how to get them…you
don’t need to read this.

City Boys – Drive out to the suburbs and find some isolated horses.. try to
encounter them in the day and get them used to you then return at night to
have some fun. IF there are stables around then spend some time there.
Sign up for riding lessons or whatever and then kindof fade out and help
groom the horses and clean the stalls. Chances or whoever runs the scene
will be glad for the help and won’t question your prescence there. You can
help run the show by day and return for sex at night. Just be careful,
there is less privacy in the city as compared to the country. You sure
don’t want to be caught!

New animals on the block!!

We now have miniature donkeys and horses as well as the larger ponys to
play with!

These animals reach a maximum of about 200 pounds for the purebreeds and
somewhat larger for the crossbreeds. You can buy or breed an animal just
for your size specifications! Male and female animals made to order.
Miniatures are currently selling (dec. 1991) for $300 to $3000 depending on
pedigree. Anyone can find a horse their size. Support and promote these
animals. They are salvation to us all. The mares are tight and the
stallions are all sizes…one can be found to fit any hole.

ANIMAL TRAINER (C) 1991

EDITORS NOTE:
I have known animal triner for many years and he is very experienced with
animals. Take his word as gospel….he knows what he speaks of and is a
true beastie wonder! The 5 years he spent on the stud farm gave him
extensive equine experience!

–

GOATS

Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention and
companionship from people. They love to play, and sometimes
will spend as much time as you want playing. If you want to do
this, get a goat with no horns! The larger breeds are about the
same size as a large dog, so they are not too convenient to
mount. They can be trained to lay down, so you can put them in
bed, but will not take to this as fast as a dog.

A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung. Their
pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them
up, and they don’t have the bone like a dog. The entire genital
area of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be
spent licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.
I have found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does
not seem to have a very deep pussy. I tend to bottom out.

Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can
just brush them out of the way. The sphincter muscles of the
goat are fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.
(That is, of course, if they let you. Consent is everything in
animal love.) Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.
What a sexy looking animal!

Be sure to do proper housing for your goat. They can jump a
great distance. I’ve seen one clear a six foot fence from a
standing start.

SHEEP

When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with
animals, almost invariably they think of sheep. So many
shepherds have told so many stories over the years. My
experience tells me that this reputation is probably well
deserved. Their main disadvantage is their size… they are not
convenient to mount. They are fairly easy to get into bed.
Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them will give up
and stop any struggling. Every time, I am concerned about that
…End of the part6. To be continued..

A few people have chatted to me via private mail, asking
for advice on having sex with animals. I would like to put
down a few pointers for novices. Let’s concentrate on dogs for
this article, as they are the animal of my preference, and
also I think they are the animal most furries will readily have
access to. I will try to explain any jargon I use, but only
briefly, as I don’t wish this to be a technical discourse. If
you need clarification on terms used here, comment to me on
Alt.Sex.Bestiality or check a good ‘Encyclopaedia of Dogs’. I
am also only going to refer to animals that have not been de-
sexed (in the case of males, having their testes surgically
removed. In the case of females, having ovaries removed). I
can’t bear the thought of any animals of mine missing out on
sexual pleasure. Even so, I know in any city dog populations
are too high, and hundreds of dogs are destroyed daily. There
are good arguments for de-sexing, but a responsible owner
should be able to keep an entire animal without accidental
litters (and still keep the animal sexually satisfied!)
Also note that when I refer to dogs, I mean any breed
Labrador or larger. In my mind, anything smaller than a
Labrador isn’t really a dog. If I refer to a ‘Giant Breed’, I
am talking in the category of English Mastiff, Great Dane, St.
Bernard, Irish Wolfhound, Newfoundland, etc. These are REAL
dogs.
The first rule that leaps to my mind is this:- the
animal MUST BE CONSENTING!! If the animal is enjoying the
experience of having sex with you, the sex is so much more
fulfilling. If the animal is not enjoying it, you are
committing rape. If you have to force the animal into
anything, stop. I hope most of us would agree that we are
animal lovers, sharing sex with our animal partners as a gift
of pleasure. Any other attitude toward your animal partner
makes you a loathsome, slimy reptile, unworthy of the status of
a toad. So there.

Let’s start with bitches.
Bitches become sexually mature (depending on the size of
the breed) at around 8-18 months. The larger the breed, in
general, the later they will have their first heat (Oestrous,
the bitch becomes fertile after a 5-7 day period of menstrual
bleeding. Male dogs become insanely attracted to her scent,
and will chew/dig through anything to get at her. This lasts
for around 7 days, followed by another 5-7 days of menstrual
bleeding. After that the bitch is no longer fertile. Her next
…End of the part1. To be continued..

The next day, after work, we showered and packed our last minute
items and drove off, leaving behind all the stress and the frantic pace of
our daily lives. We took the scenic route, going through Lake Tahoe and
into Nevada before turning south towards the Grand Canyon. The first day
was just one big adventure, and outside of Tahoe, I let you get the feel of
the clumsy motor- home. Sitting up high, with the large windows made us
feel like we were on top of the world. You did well driving the motorhome,
so we could now go to some other places as we’d planned, taking turns
driving if we had to head for home later that we’d planned.

We’d planned on driving at night, when traffic would allow us not
only the best economy, but the traffic would be sparse as well. Besides, I
had my own lusty fantasies in mind too. We left the Tahoe area late the
second day, the sun setting over the Sierra’s with an orange glow. We
drove south, down a well maintained highway, meeting little traffic. You
whipped up some sandwhichs while I drove, and we talked about how quiet it
was out in the high desert of Nevada. I opened a window, letting in the
warm night air, and even at 60 mph it felt warm and gentle. I looked at
you and felt your passions begin to stir even across the r.v. You removed
your top, baring your breasts to me, and then sat in the right front seat,
caressing yourself. In the dim glow of the instruments, I saw you slide
your hand under the elastic waistband of your shorts, and begin to rub
yourself. “Talk to me.” You said, “Tell me what you want to do.”

My cock pressed upwards in my jeans, straining against the fabric.
I looked over, seeing your legs spread over the armrest of the seat, one up
against the dash. Your breasts wiggled invitingly as the r.v. found small
bumps in the road. The only car we saw that night drove past, its
headlights tossing a fast moving glare over your naked tits, letting me see
you briefly illuminated. Then you’re back in shadow, and my eyes have to
adjust for the dim light. “Talk to me. Tell me how you’re going to fuck
me.” You say.

“Hmmm. First, I’m going to pull off the road a ways, and spread a
blanket on the ground. Then, I’m going to pull you from the r.v.,
completely naked and make you kneel on all fours while I fuck you
everywhere. I want to fuck your tight pussy, then I want you to suck me
…End of the part1. To be continued..

About the Author
Adam Starchild is the author of over a dozen books and
hundreds of magazine articles, primarily on business
and finance.

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Another factor, and one of the parents of contempt for our
type of sexuality, is the preditory factor. This is the
factor that causes women to see men as animals, and causes
alternate lifestyle sexuality (see Code of Practice) to be
deemed in our society as sick. The man who is constantly
‘coming on’ to women, overtly trying for sexual
gratification, is seen for what he is; an abusive, using
chauvinistic male who has only his own interests at heart.
At the same time the person who molests children or
helpless adults, or the person who forces his sexuality on
another creates that image that says “We as normal adults
will not perform the type of acts that someone as deviant
as that man did”. This convicts the act, and not the
attitude or atmosphere it was performed under.

Obviously this sounds well and good to you. You say to
yourself, ” I’m not a sicko. I may have my own interests,
but I don’t rape people or molest kids.” And you’re right,
but you may be guilty of forced sexuality. I can remember
the first time I went into an adult bookstore. It was one
of those with the booth films in the back, and not knowing
better, I went in, sat down, and dropped a quarter in the
slot. Seconds later, someone entered the other booth next
to the one I was in and reached through the hole (cut
between the two) and attempted to fondle me. Now, whether
I was desiring of that action or not, someone was
attempting to push their sexuality on me. But I understood
the atmosphere of the place, and said in a clear voice,
“NO, I’m not interested.” Now, had the action stopped at
this point, everything would have been okay, but the guy
took no heed of my request, and the hand returned. Sadly
enough, I had to make my point strongly.

Now, the above example should teach you two things about
Erosian Theory. First – We do not encourage sexual
activity in any way where one person involved feels
uncomfortable or expresses a lack of interest in the
activity. No means No ! Second – It is extremely
dangerous, and only harmful to Erosian Theory & Practice
to goad, coerce, irriate, and attempt unsuccessfully
frequently to gain a sexual liason with an unwilling
partner.

Communications is essential for Erosian Theory and
Practice to work. Without it, we are stranded within
ourselves, and we lose the sounding board of the Erosian
Community. Never feel guilt concerning your lifestyle, and
respect others and help to remove any guilt from theirs.

–

The Temple of Eros

Erosian Handbook and Lifestyle Guide

April 1989

Table of Contents

1. Erosian Theory and Practice

A. Introduction
B. Definitions and Guidelines

2. Erosian Ritual

A. Disclaimer & Notes
B. Foreward…Erosian Rituals
C. The Induction Ritual
a. The Ritual
b. Appendix A – Inductee Preparation
c. Appendix B – Attendant Preparation
d. Appendix C – Temple Preparation
e. Appendix D – Ceremony of The Fluids

D. The Initiation Ritual

E. The Succession Guidelines

3. Erosian Structure and Hierarchy

A. Erosian Structure
B. Erosian Hierarchy

4. Erosian Codes and Guidelines

A. Erosian Code of Conduct
B. Erosian Code of Practice
C. Sexual Practices and Guidelines

5. Erosian Theory Development & Notes
A. Questions and Answers about ETAP
B. Call to Fellow Erosians
C. Erosian Doctrine #1 (Communications)
D. Treatise of The Physical Self
E. Notes & Misc. Information

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we get more excited – our pubic hair tangles and strokes – oh, there’s a
mouthpiece not to forget! otherwise I’d be coming with all this – hold on too -
a gentle tidal surge slowly wafts us, to, then fro – we fuck in a rhythm in
time with the tide – waft left – slide, thrust, buck, ram – waft right – fuck,
screw, fuck and again – harder and stronger – what a fuck! – what a slam! – - a
wet slippery hot mad bucking ramming fuck! – I fuck her cunt hotter and hotter,
her juice runs – she clings to me tight and wet inside – as I bang and fuck in
every ram of my driving ramrod tool – my cock thrusts madder and harder – take
it! – ram! – fuck! – fuck! – then with a massive hot ram – FUCK! – I explode -
shoot – burst – blow – fill – flow – with slower thrusts I fill her soft hot
cunt with all my creamy spunk – jet! – spurt! – blow! – wwow! – I gulp air and
blow – massive gusts of bubbles surround us for a moment before they disappear
upwards to the surface – she’s doing the same but smaller gusts -

we hold tight together – cool down – calm down – as I part my tool from its
work well done – she gives a little tremor – a ribbon of spunk comes out too
and curls into the seawater – makes little rings and chains – a liquid link
from me to her and back again – what sign can I make but ‘ok?’ – it comes back
ok – a squeeze and slide of the hand – ok, ok – we recover, and prepare to
finish the dive – both together we fold back the cut flap of her bikini and
fasten back the wetsuit – same for my briefs and suit, no longer bulging much,
my load released and gone – still 40 atmospheres left and it’s time to go up -
we’ve done it properly -

on the surface I realise, I know her but we have hardly spoken or kissed – she
says, thanks for everything, I got close to panic but you really cut me free -
I say, you were cool enough and hot enough too, I love you, I want you again -
she says, hero – we get to the side of the boat and climb out of the water -

long journey back to the jetty, all the usual clearing up with diving gear – I
say, ‘what will we do for swimming things now I’ve cut them up?’ – ‘oh, easy,
I’ll soon mend them’ – ‘I didn’t think you did that sort of thing’ – ‘just for
a few people’ -

later we have our evening meal together – and back to her room – for a first
proper kiss – I tell her – you’ve got a lovely soft mouth – she says she really
goes for my thick black beard – we hug – her boobs are big enough, nipples hard
enough to tickle in with my chest hair – and her arse and cunt – soft and
delicious as before – we slowly approach and merge together in a long dreamy
fuck, hazy with memories of wine, water, bubbles, tide, ebb, flow, creamy flow -

next morning we start to prepare our things for the new day’s diving
– of course we’ll dive together again – you’ll need these she says -
hands me back my mended sliced swim- briefs – she’s sewn the mend with
some tape to reinforce it – its a bit ragged and that’s ok – inside the
tape I see she’s sewn a word – hero.

it’s really different this time – she follows me – we stop and look around -
the fish come up and look at us too – we give ok signals again and hold hands -
she squeezes mine – lovely soft hands – she’s trying to tell me something not
in the signals -

then she signals ‘wait’ – I want to tell her ‘don’t worry – take your time’ – I
take my mouthpiece out and hold it in one hand – I take her hand in my other
and kiss her hand – my cock tells me to do something more – I blow a few
bubbles at her mask and laugh into the water – then quickly replace my mask -
her eyes sparkle – she’s got the point – I don’t think she wants to try and
take her own mask out – perhaps she guesses we can have fun down here as well -

after a bit we manage a quick kiss underwater – have some fun – we share air -
safety drill of course, and deadly serious – still about a hundred atmospheres
left in both our air-bottles – we’re back within sight of the anchor-line – the
water is warm and surely no need to go up yet? -

now a nonstandard signal – we hold hands – I use my finger to draw a circle on
her palm – and press through the middle – shall we? – yes ok – wonderful! – I
slide my finger slowly through the ring of her ‘ok’ – I – want – you – hard -
but hell – we can’t hug, what can we do in this gear – we gently stroke each
other’s thighs – we’re floating a little way off the line, I hold on by a few
rocks and wavy fronds – I’m getting more excited – harder – she opens her legs
apart – she’s astride me – ride a cock sea-horse, lady! – my cock is hard on -
I want to burst – oh fuck, I want to get closer than this, I want to thrust and
ram her now – hell with all this diving gear in the way between my throbbing
tool and her wet flesh – maybe there’s a way – I unfasten my wet-suit lower
strap, push the lifejacket strap to one side – she gets the idea and helps do
the same with hers – my cock is tight against my briefs – now I press my tool
against her bikini briefs – by the friction I feel her softness – again – and
again – oh fuck, this is too good – but all the fins, knives, and spare
snorkels on our legs and feet are still in the way – we can’t strip off without
tangling up again – I stroke her thighs again – she strokes mine – there’s only
one way to do this – ‘wait’ – ‘ok’ – I get out my knife again – put it into my
bulging briefs – to one side, where they are narrow against my hip, I start
sawing – with a few strokes I slice through -

my cock bursts out hard and free – she cups and strokes it – oh wonderful, I
can’t wait – I give ’same for you’ and get ‘ok’ – now my knife goes in between
her hip and the side of her bikini – I saw and cut through, peel away her
bikini front, put knife away – I stroke her lovely soft hair and – at last -
…End of the part2. To be continued..

22. In this period I have had sexual intercourse with
a) more than 10 people b) between 5 and 10 inclusive c)
between 2 and 4 inclusive d) only 1 person e) none.

23. I first had sexual intercourse when when I was
a) under 15 years of age b) between 15 and 18, inclusive
c) between 19 and 24, inclusive d) after 24 e) I have not, as
yet, had sexual intercourse.

24. Of the people with whom I had intercourse
a) more than 10 are now married b) between 5 and 10, inclusive,
are now married c) between 2 and 4, inclusive, are now married
d) only 1 person is now married.

25. When I had intercouse with them
a) more than 10 were married b) betwee 5 and 10, inclusive were
married c) between 2 and 4, inclusive, were married d) only one
person whas married e) none were married.

26. During my extra-marital affairs I have become pregnant, or made
my partner pregnant
a) more than 10 times b) between 5 and 10, inclusive, c) between
2 and 4, inclusive d) only once e) never.

27. Of these extra-marital pregnancies
a) more than 10 children were born b) betwen 5 and 10 children
were born c) between 2 and 4 children were born d) only one
child was born e) no children were born.

28. I was responsible for the termination of
(You need have not done it yourself, and restrict yourself to the
pregnancies you caused, or underwent.)
a) more than 10 pregnancies b) between 5 and 10 pregnancies c)
between 2 and 4 pregnancies d) only one pregnancy e) no
pregnancies.

29. My past expereience has led me to treat sex with
a) enthusiasm b) delight but caution c) great care.

30. I believe sex is best used for
a) pleasure b) mutual awareness between the sexual partners c)
procreation.

31. Birth Control is
a) essential b) a necessary evil c) totally unacceptable unless
a ‘natural’ method is used.

…End of the part3. To be continued..

11. I had my first sexual experience with a person of the other sex
a) before I was 11 b) after 11 but before 13 c) between 13 plus
and 15 d) between 15 plus and 19 e) after 19.

12. This first experience was
a) initiated by me b) a mutual thing c) initiated by the other
person.

13. That first experience was
a) stimulating and I wanted more b) stimulating but I was scared
off sex for a while c) unsatisfactory.

14. My next sexual experience occured
a) within a week of my first b) after a week but within a month
c) after a month but within three months d) after three mohts
but within six months e) after six months but within a year
f) after a year.

15. Masturbation is
a) satisfying and often necessary b) satisfying but never
necessary c) satisfying but often harmful d) not satisfying at
all.

16. When I was an adolescent, or a teenager, I have been sexually
attracted to persons of my own sex
a) often b) sometimes c) once d) never.

17. As an adolescent or a teenager I have had a homosexual or lesbian
experience
a) often b) on a few occasions c) once d) never.

18. I feel that homosexuals and lesbians should
a) be allowed to live their own lives b) be pitied and cured
c) to be prosecuted for their perversion.

19. Teenage affairs are
a) a good preparation for life b) a necessary evil c) an
unmitigated evil and shouild be prevented by all means.

20. Now that I am older, when I think back on my first sexual
experience
a) I would like to repeat it to see how it would feel now b) it
might be interesting to repeat, but why rake up the past? c) I
wouldn’t like to go through that again.

21. From the age of 20 till today I have been sexually caressed by
(Exclude those with whom you have had sexual intercourse)
…End of the part2. To be continued..

ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in
which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of
love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they
feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience
orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner’s hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners
back. But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.

BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right
mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the
needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day
thing to them. They can’t say “I Love You” often enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes
on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots
of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such
that one harsh word could end the affair.

GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive.
They can’t get excited about anything – including colors – so
they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at
sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing
less). It’s wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Women who prefer Gray
don’t make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two
reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is
made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray
spouse considers the color’s infidelity a blessing.

BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs.
They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is
elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves
rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay
and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself.
In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate – never failing to
please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems
dirty. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing
is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of. Women who
love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower
before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names
for their genitals.

–

I picked her up, putting my arms around her, lifting her by her buttocks.
She wound her legs, warm and smooth, around my hips as I carried her and
placed my prick against her vagina. She was groaning and murmuring
incoherently. Then she wriggled down and slumped on the rigid member so
that it shot into her with a strong thrust which made her gasp and go wild
and her lips clamped around my glans so moistly and firmly that I had to
restrain myself from falling with her onto the floor and fucking her there.

We reached the bed with her jogging on the end of my organ with every step
we took.

I lowered her onto the bed and moved straight in to lie between her
widespread thighs which invited me not to linger. I fell between them in
the same movement as I placed her on the bed and immediately began to screw
into her, gritting my teeth with passion. Her body began to move with wild
abandon.

“Oh, oh, oh!”, she groaned as if in agony, digging her nails hard into my
shoulders, waving her crotch wildly at my prick, scraping her buttocks along
the edge of the bed and flinging her thighs in all directions.

“Oh, it’s good….it’s good!”.

I wriggled my long cock up and up, exploring her cavern, farther and
farther, deeper and deeper into darkness and moisture and a clawing grip
which pulled at my loins.

Her whole body twitched and writhed and she groaned incessantly, her face
contorted with passion, mouth working, neck straining, nostrils flared, a
light sweat breaking out on her forehead under the now tangled dark hair.

I felt the smooth, raw flesh of her vagina holding me in, clinging and
pulling all around my hot, bursting prick. I pushed into her from my very
toes and sent the last inch of my thickness plundering up her hole, pulling
a fresh, ecstatic groan from her lips, making her open her eyes to look at
me with a wild, desireful, glazed look.

“Oh, oh…wonderful, wonder-ahhh!”. She gasped as I grabbed her buttocks
and raised them off the bed, raising my own body slightly for greater
leverage, squirming into her with all the strength of my hips and thighs.

My loins moved in and out at her pelvis, her broad pelvis with the chasm at
its center, pistoning in with strong, muscular regularity. My own breath
was short and the sight of her breasts, swaying over sideways towards the
bed on either side of her, with her erect nipples, make me give an
involuntary extra thrust which moved her up the bed slightly and made her
…End of the part4. To be continued..

“Lovely”, I said, “But I want to see them off”.

“Am I making you hot?”, she asked with a sensual laugh.

I stripped of my own pants and my penis shot up into the air.

“You’re really quite an athlete,” she said, looking over my body and then
letting her dark eyes rest on my stiff member. “I hope you’re capable of a
good athletic performance”.

I moved towards her and said, “You’re so exciting even with them still on, I
hope seeing them off isn’t a disappointment”.

“It won’t be”, she said.

I reached for her and she moved into my arms, hot and sweet-smelling. She
was one of those women who, as soon as a man touches her, seems to melt to a
jelly, to tremble and whimper with excitement. I felt her body shivering
against me as I unhooked the brassiere and I heard her murmur with passion.

The bra came away and fell to the floor and now I felt her resilient breasts
hot, too, against me with the pointed nipples heavy and digging in my chest.

“Oh, Oh”, she murmured as I ran my hands in a long quick caress over her
back, bringing my fingertips up her spine and then moving them round to feel
her breasts, bulbous and bursting under the palms of my hands. I squeezed
them gently and massaged the nipples, which grew long and erect under my
gentle manipulation.

“Oh darling”, she whispered. She was trembling from head to toe. I could
feel her thighs trembling against me and my prick, riding up between them,
snuggled against the soft heat of her flesh, was tingling along its length
like sharp pins and needles.

I ran my hands down her back and gently pushed and pulled the pants down
over her buttocks, feeling them slide reluctantly off her hips. She gave a
little wriggle of help and then shook her thighs so that they slipped down
and fell to the floor. Gasping a little, she stepped out of them, leaving
them in a pink, crumpled pile on the floor.

I rubbed her bottom gently in little, round gestures over the crack which
separated the two. She began to wriggle against me and put her arms around
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Without willing it I got up and walked over to her and asked if I could sit
down beside her. She nodded. As I sat down, she looked at me with such
intensity and desire that I almost missed the seat.

After I had sat down she reached over and placed her hand on my thigh. Not
knowing what to do exactly, I put my hand on hers.

Continuing to look at me with desire, she said, “I need someone tonight.
Will you help me?”

I replied, “Sure, what can I do for you?”. Even then I think I already
suspected what she needed.

“Get off at the next stop with me” she said.

We got off at the next stop and walked down the street to a hotel.

She said, “Please check us in and please don’t ask any questions.”.

As I went to check in, I wondered about her desire for a stranger.

As we were going up the elevator she said, “Pretend you’re my lover and this
is our anniversery of our first date. And please, no questions, just play
the part”.

We walked down the hall to the room as lovers would, in each other’s arms,
trying to be as close to each other as possible.

As we got to the room, she said, “Give me a couple of minutes, then I’ll let
you in”. I let her in the room and waited. Five minutes later she called
and I let myself in.

She was moving around the room in pink, almost transparent underwear. The
room was white and pale gray with green fittings in the bathroom. The bed
was broad enough for a whole orgy. The broad windows looked down into the
street where an occasional neon light flashed.

Slowly undressing, I looked at her appreciatively. She moved towards me and
and twirled round in a little pirouette in front of me.

“How’s that”, she asked.
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Once she attained her climax, she opened her eyes to look directly
into Ben’s face. She licked her lips at him and…

The bus screeched to a halt, almost throwing the passenger’s from
their seats. Ben opened his eyes to discover they were in the tunnel.
And not moving. “Sorry, folks,” the diver said. “Must be that
accident. Dispatch says they’re cleaning up the mess and we can expect
to be here for about fifteen minutes or so.”

“Swell,” Ben thought, “Just great. Damn it! I knew I should have
taken the train today.” He loosened his tie and unbuttoned his collar,
trying to remain calm. He stood to remove his jacket. His shirt was
damp with sweat as he sat back down.

“Are you all right?” It was the blonde. She looked at him with a
sympathetic expression.

“Oh, sure. Yeah, I’ll be fine. Not too happy about tunnels, you
know?” He was surprised at how easily he spoke about his fears to
this stranger.

“You need something to take your mind off the situation,” she said.
“Maybe talking would help. My name is Rachel.”

“That’s a very pretty name. I’m Ben.”

“Hi, Ben. And thanks. What do you do in the city?”

“I own a small PR firm on the East Side,” he said. She was right,
this was helping. “What about you?”

“I’m a dancer in a club on 57th.”

“Really, what kind of dancing?” Ben asked, expecting her to answer
ballet or jazz. She certainly had the lithe body for it.

“I am what they call an ‘exotic’ dancer. I work in a strip joint
that just opened. The money’s good and I’m saving for the fall
semester. I’m studying to be a dietician.” Ben was taken aback by her
candor. He would think that being an exotic dancer was not something to
…End of the part2. To be continued..

You and I are at a dinner party
there are four other people there
they are friends
we are sitting next to each other at the table
our fingers are entwined
we hold hands for a few moments
then i move my hand to your thigh
i gentlely stroke it
i start to pull your skirt up your leg
we look at the other people sitting at the table
they are talking to each other
from time to time they ask us a question
we just nod at them
my hand finally reaches the hem of your skirt
i put my hand under your skirt
i find the hem of your panties
i put my hand inside
i slowly move my hands to where your thighs meet
i gentlely move my hands against the moist lips of your vagina
then i move inside
it is very moist and warm inside
i find your clit
and i move my finger against it
I gentlely rub up and down
you make a sharp sound
everyone turn’s towards you
they ask if something is wrong
you shake your head, no
i rub faster
you tightly close your mouth
your face screw’s up in frustration as you try not to scream out
you begin to come
another very sharp intake of breath
my finger is covered with liquid
every one turns towards you
you again reassure them that you are ok
i remove my hand from inside of you
i lower your skirt to where it was before
i slowly bring my finger to my lips
my mouth opens
my tongue reaches out
lick’s the finger
then i continue with the meal

THE END

–

…End of the part3. To be continued..

THE END

—
no man has ever gone broke underestimating the
stupidity of the american consumer.
–H. L. Mencken

THE END

–

i meet you in a health club
we have been lifting weights for hours
you invite me back to your apartment after we have showered
i am thirsty
i ask you for something to drink
you give me a glass of coke
you drug the coke
after i drink it, i feel very sleepy
i pass out
when i wake up i can not see
and i can not move
and when i try to make a sound
i find i can not talk
i am blind folded, bond, and gagged
i start to struggle, but not even my strong muscles can broke the
bonds
then when i stop
and give up
i hear a sound
foot steps
the blind fold is removed
i look up
i see you
you are dressed completely in black
your dress is long
and it is made from satin and silk
it is very tight
you look very beautiful, but very evil in it
you have a wicked smile on your face
i look at myself
i am totally naked
i am on a bed
my arms and legs are chained to the four corners of the bed
i get angry when i see this
i try to scream and shout
but i can not
because of the gag
i struggle
but it is only in vain
the chains will not break
but i keep struggling
you move to me
…End of the part14. To be continued..

ROYAL SPA 302 E. 4th Ave., San Mateo is worth checking out. They are
all oriental, mostly Vietnamese girls. Prices are $35 a half-hour, $50 an
hour. They take Visa and Mastercard for the base price, but cash for the
tips. “Extra services” are readily available, but the girls have a little
trick–if they don’t think you are sexy enough, they will slip into a
sanitary napkin before the massage. If they do like you, you’re in for
a real treat. It turns out the massage places in San Mateo have all been
bought by Vietnamese folks, and it is harder and harder for us non-
Oriental women to get work there. But there is hope–Royal Spa’s owner
apparently decided it wasn’t worth it getting out of bed on weekends,
so there are pair of blondes working that shift. Linda is a solidly built
young lady with the firmest 38’s you’ve ever seen. She says she gets wet
almost every time a guy gets hard in front of her. Christina (also called
Danielle) is a little bit older, but loves to bend over for a little ass-
fingering. I may try to get a part-timer with them…

******
MISS LOU’S STUDIO, 1308 Old Bayshore Hwy., Burlingame, Suiye 211. This
is upstairs in the building behind the Hyatt Cinema. The place has
showers and a sauna, and is clean and well-kept. But lately the personnel
has gone downhill. If you like your massage at the hands of ugly, fat
middle-aged spinsters, then go for it. They take Visa and Mastercard,
massages are $30, shower/sauna by itself is $15. Most of the “ladies”
don’t take tips, and the ones who do you don’t want.
******
KIMIKO’S, Mary & El Camino, Sunnyvale. This is a very nice, quiet place.
It’s a beauty parlor on the outside, but if you read their yellow pages
ads, you can see the beauty parlor is just a front. Indeed, there only
is a single chair/hair dryer in there, but there are about 6 rooms for
massage in the back. Massage price has gone up to $40, bank cards accepted.
The place is Korean, and so are all the girls. This is a shame, since
they use to be a nice range of Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Indian.
Also, now they are older (40’s) and the massage is mediocre, and most
don’t take tips. Next door is Hiphugger go-go tav, where sometimes you can
see some very sexy dancing girls.
******
SCANDIA MASSAGE, 2 blocks off the El Camino on Murphy in Sunnyvale.
A hostess greets you, another girl will give the actual massage. The
hostess handles the $$, the girls do not accept tips. However, you
can massage the girl if you want to. Just don’t touch her breasts
or pussy. Yes, she is naked when you rub her. The girls give a non-
sexual massage, though they sometimes will reach all the way down you and
is generally looked at as a compliment, but nothing to get excited over.
$55 for a 1-hour generic massage, $1 a minute thereafter. They
also offer a body shampoo, for an extra $50 which is NOT worth it.
All they do is soap your body. They don’t tease or do anything that
will get them in dutch with the Scummyvale PD. But they will try to
stretch out the massage, and get you to add time. It isn’t EXACTLY
a rip-off, but $1 a minute melts your paycheck down FAST. Bank
cards accepted.
*****
TENDER TOUCH, Mission just south of Decoto in Union City.
Only 3 rooms, a very shitty shower they accept MC and Visa
for the $40 basic fee, but tips MUST be in cash.
All the available girls meet you in the front parlor, and you get
to pick the one you like. Most places if you don’t ask for a specific
girl, you get whatever slut is next in line–usually the least popular
one. The girls here will ask if you are a cop. It is also a good
idea for you to ask them, too. I met the lady cop who busted them, 2 years
ago, and she is a real sexy woman. I think she enjoyed working there
more than she enjoyed busting them. Anyhow, tips are accepted once
you establish you are a private citizen, and they range from $40
for a nude massage to…well…whatever you and the girl agree on.
*****
THE SPA, San Mateo, on 3rd just east of El Camino.
Very spacious, well-kept. Almost elegant. Lots of girls,
$35 for half-hour massage. Some rooms have private showers. Very
clean place, and even the older ladies that work there are pretty sexy.
This place caters to business types, so the girls are very wary of
first-timers (who may be cops). After you’ve been there a few times
you are accepted.
American Express accepted. These folks close at 10 pm.

–

As we drove on the interstate home, I leaned against Jack and said that I
couldn’t wait to get home. “What are you going to do first?” he asked. I
allowed how I was looking forward to getting out of these clothes. “Why
wait?’ he asked as though it was the most natural thing in the world. Though
I had never done anything outside the house before, I decided to play his
little game. I reached down and unbuttoned my blouse. Jack’s eye were having
a hard time sticking to the road. I pulled my blouse out of my skirt and
removed. I leaned against Jack and could tell from his bulge that he was
having fun. The funny thing was that I was enjoying this little game too.
Jack asked, “You’re not done yet are you?” A challenge like that couldn’t
go unanswered. I reached behind my back and unfastened my bra. I lowered
it to my lap. Jack’s eye nearly bugged out when he looked over and saw my
naked breasts in the passing cars headlight. I leaned against him and he
put his hand around me and grab my right breast and started playing. By the
time we arrived home, we were both so excited that we didn’t even make it out
of the garage.

That was our first experience with exhibition. Over the next few months,
we experimented with it a few times. Jack talked me into flashing truckers my
tits a couple of times. At home, Jack bought a Polaroid camera and made me
his star model. I didn’t mind to much (if the truth be told, I usually
enjoyed and I always enjoyed the lovemaking after a session) as long as he
promised to keep the pictures private and we didn’t do anything to near to
home. I didn’t want one of our little games coming home to haunt us. I
would indulge him by wearing sexy clothes out but only if we were out of
town. Jack really enjoyed other men looking at me on these trips.

One day, he came home from a business trip and he was more intense then
usually. He told me he had found a little adult book store just off the main
interchange. He said they had peep show movies and books(he had a package
with some “swinger’s magazines” and one with amateur pictures. He also told
me they had a stripper booth. We read the magazines and Jack tried to talk me
into trading pictures with some couples in the magazines. I was unwilling and
said that as long as it was safe (like at home or out of town), I didn’t mind
playing games but to send pictures to unknown people was too much (not to
mention meet them later on). Jack pouted for a couple days but by the
weekend, he seemed ready to forget the whole thing.

He suggested a ride out of town. I knew what he wanted and figured since
I had rained on his parade earlier, that I would try to make it up to him this
weekend. I put on a pair of shorts and a halter with nothing on underneath.
Once we were out on the road, I started teasing Jack but dropping and then
retying the halter. He was getting an eyeful and I even let a trucker get a
…End of the part1. To be continued..

The sound of footsteps crunching in the sand awakens you. Shading
your eyes against the sun’s glare, you see a man approaching. I
walk up from the water, still wet from my morning swim, long legs
carrying me quickly up the shore. Rather than grab for your
clothing, you recline on your elbows, thrusting out your breasts,
and part your legs slightly so that the pink slot dividing your
hairless pubic mound is clearly visible. As I near your resting
place, my steps slow to a standstill, and I drop to my knees
beside you. My eyes roam all over your naked body, and you can
see the squirming in my shorts where a cock is quickly growing. A
moment later the crimson cap of my penis pushes up through the
waistband of my swimsuit, still visibly swelling. Chuckling
throatily, you slide a hand across your smooth stomach to where
the bottle of oil is lying in the sand, and toss it over to me.
Then you roll over pillowing your head on your crossed arms,
presenting me with a wonderful view of your glorious ass.

You hear the bottle cap snap off, then feel the warm liquid as it
drips onto your gracefully curved shoulders, running down your
spine to the top of your buttocks. After a moment’s delay, you
feel my legs straddling you, and the hardness of my cock against
your back. I am gripping it by the base with one hand, using it
to spread the slick coating of oil over your skin. Stroking it
over you, I steadily move lower until I am sliding it over the
soft hills of your ass, and the sweet valley inbetween. Your
pussy is becoming inflamed, and you can feel it becoming wet with
an oil of its own. I continue to slide farther down, until I am
rubbing myself against the back of your smooth calves. Rolling
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I slipped my hand down slightly from her hair to stroke her neck and her ear
lobes. She snuggled closer and reminded me of a purring cat. British Airways,
ever cooperative, chose that moment to dim the lights and to start the in
flight movie. I started taking a few liberties with where I moved my hands,
aided by the semi-darkness, but half expecting to be rebuffed as, after all, I
was fondling a girl who until a few minutes earlier had been a total stranger -
this was too good to be true! But I could not help noticing signs that my
efforts were stirring up her hormones; her face looked flushed, her eyes were
soft and her pupils large. My left hand closed over her left breast. She made
no effort to discourage me, so I gradually eased my hand into a position where
I could massage the slight mound of her nipple straining through the material
of her blouse and bra. By now, I felt rampant; my trousers bulged as if they
would burst and I began to wonder if we could satisfy our wildly growing
passions.

She snuggled closer and started stroking my leg in an absent minded kind of
way, fairly innocently near my knee. The arm of the seat was getting in our
way, luckily they hinge back, so I lifted it and took the opportunity to slide
my arm right around her left hip so as to push my hand under her thigh. The
hem of her skirt had ridden up enough for me to stroke her silk clad thighs. I
was pleased to find she was wearing stockings and not tights as I reached warm,
smooth, bare skin slid my fingers under the silky ribbon of her suspender
strap. She made no effort to discourage my wandering fingers, so, pulling her
closer I covered our laps with a BA blanket, and boldly stroked her thigh with
my other hand, working her skirt hem back as I went. She sighed and parted her
legs slightly when my hand moved along the last smooth inches of warm scented
upper leg and my fingers at last brushed gently against the thin silky material
of her knickers, tightly stretched over her sexual mound.

My cock throbbed with excitement and anticipation and I had to slow down and
mentally count to ten to avoid filling my pants with cum when I realised she
was not only going to let me reach my target, but was panting for me as much as
I was for her. I inserted my fingers as far as I could between her legs, and
stroked them gently along the warm and noticeably damp material covering her
cleft and up to the summit of her pubic mound. She sighed and gripped me tight
as my finger a deliberately sought and found her tiny clitoris. I felt her
hand cup the bulge in my trousers. We kissed long and passionately; it was
strange I thought to have got to such a level of intimacy without having kissed
before. I exercised as much self-control as I could muster as I felt the
exquisite feeling of her hand gently exploring my throbbing cock. In return,
my fingers pulled aside the warm silky gusset of her knickers; and I was able
to stroke warm downy hair and feel the soft, warm, wet and incredibly inviting
slippery crevice. I pushed two fingers into her soft hole, and gently massaged
it; I then rolled the flesh of her engorged entrance lips gently and firmly
between my finger and thumb. She clung to me more tightly, eyes closed, and
her hips shuddered; she sighed again and we kissed passionately.

…End of the part2. To be continued..

There is nothing more beautiful than to see a woman, in the splendor that
God gave her at birth, laying on her front and leaning on her elbows as if
reading a book. The curve of her spine, as one goes from the back of her
upraised head, to her waist, then back up again and over her buttocks, and
finally down her long thighs, is the most beautiful of all curves. Her
breasts, hanging down beautifully like ripe fruit, show just a teasing bit
of the nipples that cap their beauty, like the crater that caps Mount Fuji.

That’s how I saw her laying there on her bed that warm and serene afternoon.
Her gaze was one of dreamy expectation of fulfillment, both physical and
spiritual. I was chosen that afternoon to be her fulfillment of unrestrained
desire.

As I lay by her side, I could not help but to retrace that curve, that
beautiful curve that beckoned me to her side in the first place. I traced
down her sides, and climbed to the summit of her Mount Fuji. How beautiful
her breasts are, I thought, how perfectly they hang.

And my passion was rising with the rising of her breath. I retraced that
curve that beckons me, but stopped at the place, the place between the
pillars we call her legs. She shuddered dreamily as I caressed her there,
the center of her desire. How beautiful she is between her legs, I thought,
and my passion was aroused fully.

My desire for her now consummed me, and, without hesitation, and without any
resistance, I separated her legs to see the glory of her womanhood, inflamed
with passion, begging to be satisfied. Please touch yourself, I said to her,
and show me how you make love to yourself. She at first resisted, begging me
to satisfy her instead, but I insisted on what I wanted. She then relented,
and moved her fingers down to between the swollen lips that ached for relief,
the same fingers that earlier caressed my body and gave me pleasures that I
have never before experienced.

At first the fingers were slow and hesitant, but as I watched, she became
aroused knowing that I, her lover and friend, was watching her and how much
it aroused me. Her breathing increased to a crescendo, and passionate moans
came from her lips. I could see her fingers wantonly, yet tenderly, caressing
her womanhood. She was no doubt fantasizing about me, her lover and friend,
being inside of her, moving rhythmically with her own body. She was close to
the point of no return, for I know my lover well. I then layed myself on top
of her, and with my fully aroused phallus, entered her Heavenly Pavillion from
behind. It was wonderful to feel the warmth of her inside, and the smoothness
of her beautiful curve on my body, and I instinctively reached around her to
cup her full breasts, to be one with her. I said to her to not stop, but to
keep your magical fingers there and to continue to massage your love center,
…End of the part3. To be continued..

* For best results, fuck slowly and gently on first
penetration. This allows the PseudoCunt hole to adjust to
the proper diameter.

* Don’t ram your dick in to the bottom at first. Go slowly,
and try to restrain yourself as long as possible, fucking a
just a little deeper at a time. Each time you stroke a
little deeper, the PseudoCunt is a little tighter, and
incrementally warmer. The sensation is fabulous if prolonged.
I like to keep the last inch or so unpenetrated until I’m
just at the point of cumming, then grunt and howl and plunge
to the bottom and blast my sperm into the tight warmth deep
down inside.

* Sound effects, if authentic, can really heighten the effect.
Porn videos just don’t do it for me. Too contrived. I have a
few audio tapes that do, though, and once in a while I’ll put
on the headphones while fucking my Pseudocunt. One is a tape
I made by concealing the microphone in the headboard of the
bed before fucking my wife doggy-style (you should consider
trying this; it’s incredibly arousing to hear the rutting
grunts and screams of a woman you know). The rest are
recordings of phone-sex conversations with two former
girlfriends — one in particular, whose panting and gasping
and whimpering as she masturbates is truly phenomenal.

* Shed all inhibitions. Admit to yourself that, while this may
seem truly bizarre behavior, it feels incredibly good. Get
hedonistic. Get totally naked. Or wear leather, or panties
and a bra, or clothespins on your scrotum, whatever makes your
dick throb and ooze.

TROUBLESHOOTING

If you experience problems with your PseudoCunt, the fault most
likely lies in your choice of materials, or lack of attention to
proper construction techniques.

Commonly experienced problems usually have simple solutions:

…End of the part5. To be continued..

Bad One, The SEE Sorority Girl

* Bad Seed, The Nancy Kelly, Patty McCormick:
H, OTK, JF

* Ballad of Josie, The Peter Graves, Doris Day: T

* Bananas Boat, The Doug McClure, Hayley Mills: H

? Barry Lyndon Ryan O’Neal, JM: Wh

Battle of the Sexes Jean Hersholt, Sally O’Neill

* Battle of the Villa Fiorita, The Rossano Brazzi, Olivia Hussey:
H, OTK, D, JF

* Battles of Chief Pontiac Lex Barker, Helen Westcott

Bavarian Cream (X) Four scenes, all ?: H; three B

Beat Girl SEE Wild for Kicks

* Beauty and the Bandit Gilbert Roland, Ramsay Ames:
two spankings, both OTK;
one P, W: the other H

Because of Him Charles Laughton, Deanna Durbin:
OFF

* Bedside Headmaster ?: H, OTK, D, W

* Behind the Mask Kane Richmond, Barbara Reed;
George Chandler, Dorothea Kent:
H, OTK

Believers, The Martin Sheen, ?: JM, H

? Belle de Jour ?, Catherine Deneuve: Wh

Belle of Old Mexico Robert Rockwell, Estelita Rodriquez

* Beloved Infidel Gregory Peck, ?: 1, H, OTK

Betrayed SEE When Strangers Marry

? Between Us Girls Robert Cummings, Diana Barrymore
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