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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Archive-title: Purity Test – 1 Question

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THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T

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Version 5.01 (1)
Final Release
11-September-1989
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
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Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part4

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

If you’re doing this as foreplay, then shaving will take you about
1/2 hour, maybe a little more. Trimming will take about 20 minutes,
including the clean up of her cut hair. Once this is done, and she’s
hopefully pulled you into the bed, demanding her “reward” for the night,
take your time to let her really experience the new sensations. Prolong
it, and make her writhe about in estascy at the new feelings.

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part5

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Send to:

O.S.J.G.
P.O. Box 568
Quincy, IL 62306-0568 USA

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

PAGE NUMBER

ALABAMA 7
ALASKA 9
ARIZONA 10
ARKANSAS 14
CALIFORNIA 15
COLORADO 19
CONNECTICUT 20
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 21
FLORIDA 21
GEORGIA 25
HAWAII 26
ILLINOIS 27
INDIANA 27
IOWA 28
KANSAS 29
KENTUCKY 29
LOUISIANA 30
MARYLAND 30
MASSACHUSETTS 31
MICHIGAN 32
MINNESOTA 32
MISSISSIPPI 33
MISSOURI 34
NEBRASKA 34
NEVADA 34
NEW JERSEY 34
NEW YORK 36
NORTH CAROLINA 39
OHIO 40
OKLAHOMA 41
OREGON 41
PENNSYLVANIA 41
SOUTH CAROLINA 43
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part47

Friday, December 4th, 2009

CLASSIC CAT SHOWBAR
126 8th Ave. N.
Nashville
(615) 251-9959 (615) 254-1228
Located one block from the Nashville Stouffer Hotel and
Convention Center.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 3:00AM, Fri Noon to 5:00AM, Sat
5:00PM to 5:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club regularly hosts feature acts including adult film stars.

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TEXAS

THE POLO CLUB
6019 S.W. 45th Ave.
Amarillo
(806) 356-9679
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Semi-strict

YELLOW ROSE
6528 N. Lamar Blvd.
Austin
(512) 458-2106

PEPPERS
1402 Roddfield Road
Corpus Christi
(512) 993-6996
Located at the intersection of Rodfield Road and th S.P.I.D.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 2:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat & Sun 6:00PM to 2:00A
COVER CHARGE: None
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part34

Friday, November 20th, 2009

SOME PLACE ELSE
411 Front Street
Mankato
(507) 345-3793

MISSISSIPPI

GOLDEN NUGGET
1899 Beach Blvd.
Biloxi
(601) 388-2162

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MISSOURI

GUS’S GOLDMINE COCKTAIL LOUNGE
1333 Main Street
Kansas City
(816) 842-5479
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NEBRASKA

FIRESIDE INN
24 E. 21st Street
Kearny
(308) 234-9600
Located in downtown Kearney
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 5:00PM to 8:30PM
COVER CHARGE: Evenings
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Live, professional stand-up comics every Wednesday night. Live
bands 3 or 4 nights a week.

CLUB 15
1421 Farnam
Omaha
(402) 345-5084
…End of the part34. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part20

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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CONNECTICUT

BISHOP’S CORNER
1978 Boston Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 576-9973
Take Exit 32 off of 95. Club is located on the corner of Boston
Ave. and Bishop Ave.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: None

TUESDAY’S DEN
2362 Fairfield Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 336-8956
Exit 25 from I-95 (Fairfield Avenue).
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 1:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 2:00AM,
Sun 6:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 6:00PM
FOOD SERVICE: Free Daily Buffet Noon to 1:30PM
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Different Feature Entertainers from the US and Canada every week.

FALCON II
242 Wallace Street
New Haven
(203) 562-1454

HARRY O’S CLUB
137 Selleck Street
Stamford
(203) 967-2940
Take I-95 from New York to Exit 6 (Connecticut Turnpike) and turn
right. Go to Selleck Street and turn left. Harry O’s is located
…End of the part20. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscelloldtimestxt part2

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

“It’s not that ‘thought’ again, is it?” said Howard.
“No, now shush.”
That ‘thought’ that Howard brought up was what Karen liked to
call “the thought that thinks itself. A few times before, when
Karen has done whippets while stoned we noticed she would drift
away from the rest of us, her eyes would glaze over, and she would
look frightened. It turned out to be the dreaded ‘thought that
thinks itself’ and it would have Karen’s brain spinning, spinning
in on itself for hours at a time.
“Now,” said Karen. “This may only seem important because I’m
stoned, but I was thinking, you know how sometimes when you’re
alone, maybe, you’ll just kind of drift off. It’s not a daydream,
really. It’s more like a different way of thinking. You kind of
see the whole world as a large system. Or something. And
everything seems kind of small and pathetic.”
“Sounds like clinical depression,” said Howard.
“No, it never lasts very long. It’s a weird thing. It seems
like there’s a weird hum, or vibration associated with it. It
happens a lot when I’m reading. It reminds me of getting stoned,
but not really. It’s weird, it’s a kind of thought, a different
way of thinking–”
“I do know what you’re talking about,” I said. “It’s weird,
I’ve never actually heard anyone talk about it. Or read anything
about it. Which is odd, I guess. Wait. Lemme make sure we’re
talking about the same thing–It’s a thought, a kind of thought,
only there’s a very real physical sensation attached to it, a kind
of hum, or vibration. It seems like something very personal,
almost embarrassing to talk about, for some reason. Sort of like
being caught masturbating.”
“Unintentionally,” Karen added, and we all laughed. For
different reasons.
“All right, so now we know what you’re talking about, so what
do you make of it?”
“Well, what if it’s something important, something basic about
consciousness, or how language works.”
“An epiphenomenon of self-awareness,” said my brother. “A
side effect, if you will.”
His phrasing sounded so preposterous that I was forced to
refill the bong.
“Remember when all the pot was like this,” I said.
“Nope.”
“Uh uh.”
“Well it was. Way back there in those heady days of the early
’80’s.”
“What is it,” asked Karen. “Just more thc?”
“I think this stuff is laced with a little opium. Seems to be
a more physical high.”
Karen said, “It’s in my face, it’s in my chest, my *knees*.
My fucking *knees*. I tell you, my knees have never been stoned
before.”
Howard took another hit. He was completely blind.
“I think we’ve lost How,” said Karen, who pulled his head down
across her thigh. I think he was asleep before he landed.
“I’m afraid so,” I said.
“So anyway,” said Karen. “What I said, does it mean anything,
or does it just seem profound because I’m high.”
“I think you’re astonishing,” I said.
“Ooooh, say that again,” said Karen. “It gave me a chill.”
“I find you absolutely astonishing.”
“Oh God, there it goes again,” she said. “I think I better
put this one to bed.”
“I’m gonna throw in some French bread pizzas, want any?”
“Oh God yes. How long will that take?”
“In the toaster oven. . .Half hour.”
“There any cookies in there? For in the meantime?”
“Yeah, Pepperidge Farm Sausalitos. And we’ve still got all
that Haggen-Dasz strawberry–”
“Bingo.”

RICHH

Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part3

Friday, September 18th, 2009

it’s just an extension of things she is already used to.

Most “authorities” lump sex with animals in the same thought as
pedophilia. They view both activities as a “violation of the
innocent”. While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes
to animals nothing could be further from the truth. Animals do
not consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping
or any of their other activities. It is a totally instinctive
thing that is hard-wired into their id. The main reason animals
breed is because of this instinct. The female animal of most
species don’t really get to enjoy it because the male is in and
out in a matter or seconds. This is because of the hard-wiring
again. If animals didn’t breed fast in the wild, they would be
at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught in the act by a
passing predator. You have a unique opportunity with the female
animal. By providing her with long sessions of sensations and
pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come
to enjoy the act more and more. You will be bringing her up to
your level, not the other way around.

If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use all
your resources. Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every
pleasurable way you can think of. Don’t just fuck her, but make
love to her. Engage in foreplay with her. Fondle her all over,
play with her tits, give her plenty of oral sex. You will be
bonded that much closer to her every time and your eventual
orgasm will be much more intense. Some readers may resist going
to this extent. If you don’t go to this extent, I believe it
will be a loss for both of you.

Once you have finished having your fun, don’t just put you pants
on and leave. A little afterplay is good. Pet her and talk to
her. Gently clean your cum off her if need be. Give her a
treat, such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand. All this
will only strengthen your bond with the animal.

SHARING YOUR ANIMAL

Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably
because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all
alone in their desires. I always thought so too, but I was
fortunate to find some friends who taught me that bestiality is
much more erotic and fun when shared with a buddy. Of course,
many guys are insecure and not interested in group scenes. My
advice is to try it if the opportunity presents itself. There’s
nothing quite like a “barn party” with four or five guys
standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever is
available, and waiting their turns. Sloppy fifths is something
you will not soon forget. If you weren’t an exhibitionist
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Grand Canyon Adventure part6

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

against me, and you’re moaning, saying “yes, yes, Oh GOD YES!” I grab your
hips and thrust against you, flexing as hard as I can, trying to grow three
more inches for your pleasure. You groan as my cock brushes the end of
your pussy, and you feel me swelling inside you. I lean back, thrusting my
hips hard into you again, and you feel my cock throb, then jerk, spewing a
gallon of cum deep inside your fiery cunt. We both moan and shudder, and
you’re grabbing one breast, squeezing tightly on the nipple. Thunder roars
all around us, almost drowned out by the pounding waves of our orgasms.
Your pussy milks me dry, and still it wants more, gripping and squeezing
me. We fall forward, and lay on the bed, sweating in the cool morning air,
listening to our heartbeats and the sound of rain outside. A long hour
passes, my cock still inside your pussy, stirring us both. We finally
decide to shower and start the day. While you use the small shower, I look
over the various places to see in the brochures. Then I shower and dress.
You tell me you’re hungry and one of the brochures indicates a small cafe
nearby has good food, so we drive the r.v. down there.

After a good lunch, eating authentic mexican food, we walk around
the small shops, letting our lunch settle. I find a pair of silver and
gray earrings for you, the type that dangle a bit. I like them because
they match your eyes perfectly. You smile at my sentiment, and hug me as
they’re wrapped. We stroll about and return to the r.v., driving back to
the lot where we spent the previous night.

On the way, the rain is pelting down again, and we see a young girl
with a backpack hiking not too far from the canyon. We pull over and let
her in from the soaking rain. She smiles at you and thanks us for
stopping, shivering as the warmth in the r.v. reaches her. I pull onto the
road again and you ask her if she’d like to change into dry clothes. She
nods and you take her into the back, drawing the curtain. She rummages
through her pack, finding all of her clothes soaked. You grab a towel for
her, just before she sneezes.

“C’mon.” You say. “Get those wet clothes off or you’ll get sick.
Let me see if I have something that will fit you.”

The girl introduces herself as Jennifer, saying that she wasn’t
ready for rain, just heat. As she peels off the wet clothes you get a look
at her. She is about 19 or 20, and about three inches shorter that you.
Her figure is slim and dark, her bushy triangle a deep chestnut brown. Her
breasts are small, with large, dark nipples. Jennifer begins toweling
herself off, and shivering, her teeth chattering. You hand her a t-shirt
and a pair of shorts, and she dons these gratefully. The shorts are a bit
big for her slim figure, but they’ll do for now. You help her hang her wet
clothes in the shower, and the ones that are only damp are laid out in the
small kitchen area. The two of you re-appear just as I’m pulling into the
lot by the canyon. Introductions are made again, and again Jennifer thanks
us for picking her up. We talk about a common activity, camping, and find
out that Jennifer has friends that will meet her here tomorrow.

…End of the part6. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellgigolotxt part3

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

around, or talking with other women.
Whether you’re in the company of a special lady you’ve
been cultivating, in a group of men and women, or
stting at the bar with a woman close by — always try
to sit next to a woman or be in a group that will
include women — put off ordering another drink. Don’t
volunteer by asking if you could buy the lady a drink,
and don’t rush to pick up the tab. Let the woman do
the volunteering, the asking, and the paying. If she
won’t do it, another one will, and when one woman
recognizes that to “get to you,” she’s going to have to
pay, they’ll all see and understand, and quickly fall
into line. Those that don’t aren’t the ones you should
be spending your time on anyway.
Whenever a lady strikes up a conversation with you, let
her bne the aggressor and ask the questions about you:
Don’t you ask the usual — what does your husband do;
where are you from, and/or what do you do for
excitement. You should set the stage, lead her into
asking these questions of you, and volunteering this
kind of information about herself. Don’t volunteer
this information about yourself, nor be impatient to
learn the facts of her background. She’ll ask the
proper questions and tell you all about herself, when
she’s ready to consider taking you on as her gigolo.
If you must initiate the conversation or say something
to take up the slack in a conversation, say things such
as this weather reminds me of my trip to Rome last
year; or you know, the shine from your hair and that
gorgeous style reminds me of my hairdresser friend in
Paris. Never start a sentence with a question. Make a
statement about some romantic playground first, and
then if she doesn’t follow through with qestions ahout
your statement, you might casually ask if she’s ever
been there or wanted to vist the places you’re talking
about.
Remember this: These women are usually very wealthy,
bored and sexually starved. Their men, in their
struggle to become rich, often neglect their connubial
duties, and die relatively young — leaving rich widows
who are hungry for fun, excitement, and sex. These
wealthy widows are not adverse to using their late
husband’s accumulated money to pay for the services of
a gigolo. Most are in fact, looking for the “right
man” to attend their needs, regardless of cost!
Gigolos are sometimes hired as travelling companions,
business secretaries or escorts. Some people chuckle
and refer to an older woman’s beau as “her stud.”
Actually, the connotation of a “stud” is a misnomer,
because the dictionary defines a stud as a male animal
…End of the part3. To be continued..