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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part4

Monday, January 11th, 2010

9. slow danced?
1
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers?
2
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands?
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
without anything steamy happenings?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
that they would pick up on it?
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Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the
time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like
the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
Have you ever done the following:
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
33. shaved your genital pubic hair?
34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part4

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

If you’re doing this as foreplay, then shaving will take you about
1/2 hour, maybe a little more. Trimming will take about 20 minutes,
including the clean up of her cut hair. Once this is done, and she’s
hopefully pulled you into the bed, demanding her “reward” for the night,
take your time to let her really experience the new sensations. Prolong
it, and make her writhe about in estascy at the new feelings.

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part6

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

SOUTH DAKOTA 44
TENNESSEE 44
TEXAS 45
UTAH 47
VIRGINIA 47
WEST VIRGINIA 48
WISCONSIN 48
WYOMING 49

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

ALABAMA

BOODLES
7121 2nd Ave. #A
Birmingham
(205) 833-4001

DIAMOND JIM’S BUNNY CLUB
1631 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9500

LYNN’S DEN
1310 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9054
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 280
FOOD SERVICE: Oyster bar and full food service. Specializing in
seafood.
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour from Noon until 7:00PM. Spring and Summer Special
Shows, Male Revues, and Professional Strippers. Big Screen TV.
25 Beautiful Waitresses.

SAMMY’S GO-GO & LOUNGE
449 Valley Ave.
Birmingham
(205) 942-9910

LACY’S BOTTOMS UP
3249 Old Railroad Bed Road
Harvest
(205) 722-9829
Located off of Hwy. 72 West on Limestone County and Madison
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part51

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

(304) 733-0722
From I-64 west take Exit 15 and turn left at the light.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 3:00AM

WISCONSIN

THE RITZ
Hwy. 14
Darien
(414) 724-9254
Located on Hwy 14, 2-1/2 miles south of I-43.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon 6:00PM to 2:00AM, Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Tues – Thur $6.00, Fri & Sat $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Hosts a topless car wash in the summer.

RICKY’S GO-GO
2601 W. State
Milwaukee
(414) 933-1520
Located west of downtown and north of Wisconsin Ave. and 26th
Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Thur 7:30PM to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat 7:30PM to
2:30AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 Sun – Thur, $3.00 Fri & Sat
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Very casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts usually appear Mon – Sat, every week.

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WISCONSIN (continued)

NIGHT MOVES CLUB
Hwy. 29
Shawano
(715) 787-3806
Ten miles west of Shawano on Hwy 29.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 75
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

WYOMING

CLOWN’S DEN
Hwy. 85, S.
Cheyenne
(307) 635-0765
Seven miles south of Cheyenne on the Greeley Highway, at the
Colorado/Wyoming State Line.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: After 8:00PM; Mon & Tues $3.00, Wed Free, Thur – Sat
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
5 to 8 dancers appear nightly. Happy hour from 6:00PM to 8:00PM,
Mon – Sat. Club features an excellent sound and lighting system,
a live DJ/Emcee, and feature acts regularly appear.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part44

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

(215) 547-4770

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PENNSYLVANIA (continued)

CLIMAX ONE
Route 22
New Alexandria
(412) 668-7898
Located on Route 22 approximately 14 miles east of the
Monroeville Tpke. exit (exit 6).
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 2:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Yes, package price with Climax Two available.
CLUB CAPACITY: 220
FOOD SERVICE: Complimentary popcorn
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features private rug shows, lap dances, couch dances,
Polaroid photo’s, climax g-strings, and rub-it-in shows.

CC PIN-UPS
247 Market Street
Philadelphia
(215) 351-0740

FULL MOON SALOON
131 S. 13th Street
Philadelphia
(215) 922-1863

CHEZ KIMBERLY
966 Liberty Ave.
Pittsburgh
(412) 566-7879
Located on Liberty Avenue, across from the Vista International
Hotel
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 3:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: Pizza
DRESS CODE: None

HANNA’S
223 Lackawanna Ave.
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part43

Monday, November 30th, 2009

OKLAHOMA

DYNASTY CLUB
1825 N.W. Cache Road
Lawton
(405) 581-1825

BELLE STAR
1564 S.E. 59th Street
Oklahoma City
(405) 670-4149

OREGON

DOLPHIN SEAFOOD & STEAK HOUSE
17180 S.E. McLoughlin Blvd.
Milwaukee
(503) 654-9366

CHI-CHI’S
7311 N.E. Sandy Blvd.
Portland
(503) 284-6468

FLIGHT 99
5792 Portland Road, N.E.
Salem
(503) 393-4782

PENNSYLVANIA

MOON TAVERN
1101 Horsham Road
Ambler
(215) 646-9797

TOM CATS
2019 Bristol Pike
Croydon
(215) 781-0522

LOU TURK’S
500 Powhappen
Essington
(215) 521-1678

BALL PARK TAVERN
7201 Route 13
Levittown
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part41

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

HARPER’S II
626 Guilford College Road
Greensboro
(919) 852-7084
Located at the intersection of Guilford College Road and I-40,
(Exit 213).
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 5:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Dancers start at 5:30PM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 for members; $6.00 for guests
CLUB CAPACITY: 250
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Neat and shirt with collars are required.
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts, including Playboy Centerfolds and Porn Film Stars.

THE TIKI CLUB
2315 S. Main Street
High Point
(919) 887-8454
Topless and Stage Table Dances available.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 7:00PM to 2:00AM
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual

HARPER’S LOUNGE
515 N. Cherry Street
Winston-Salem
(919) 723-1954
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 7:00PM to 2:00AM
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Topless Stage and Table Dances available.

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OHIO

CRAZY HORSE MEN’S CLUB
25540 Miles Road
Bedford Heights
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part31

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

DANCER’S
514 S. 5th Street
Louisville
(502) 583-1657

TINSLEY’S CENTRAL BAR & LOUNGE
2515 7th Street Road
Louisville
(502) 635-2582

CAT WEST
US Hwy. 41
Oak Grove
(502) 439-9378

LOUISIANA

ELLIE’S TIARA LOUNGE
3551 18th Street
Metairie
(504) 456-2216

MAIDEN VOYAGE
225 Bourbon Street
New Orleans
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 6:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 to $10.00, depending on time of day.
FOOD SERVICE: Yes, including a lavish Las Vegas style buffet.
DRESS CODE: Yes
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
The MAIDEN VOYAGE is the ultimate experience in first class adult
entertainment, located in the heart of New Orleans’ French
Quarter in the center of world famous Bourbon Street.
When you enter the club, you are entering a spectacular tropical
island environment created especially to please all your senses.

MARYLAND

408 CLUB
408 E. Baltimore Street
Baltimore
(410) 625-0367
Located 2 blocks from the Inner Harbor, on the World Famous
“Block”.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 2:00AM
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