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diseases produced by chastity.

Mahabharata: Just as fire blazes when fuel is poured on it, so the sexual appetite is never satiated by indulgence.

Michaelangelo: “Once, a friend of Michaelangelo complained, ‘The Virgin looks like a young girl, not like Christ’s mother.’ ‘You must be unaware of the benefits of celibacy,’ the sculptor replied.”

Milton: […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: 1993 River Dippers Membership

             1993 RIVER DIPPERS MEMBERSHIP

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4.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?

5.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn’t?

6.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit bull)?

7.wife-(or husband)swapped?

8.given sexual favors as payoff for a wager?

9.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals only to discover they know things you don’t? […]

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need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have […]

essayist, or scribe)?

1. initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
   1. initiated sexual activity with a member of an ‘out’ group (someone you wouldn’t take home to meet the […]

            Found there were 431 questions instead of 400.  After an
            all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.

Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988 […]

you thought about it?

1. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
   1. yes, again; no, thought?
   2. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person […]

been a pool, card or chess shark? incited to riot? plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)? committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)? committed treason? been thought politically unreliable? been thought politically reliable? looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)? sent a chain letter? started a chain letter? made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)? made or acquired ‘elint’ (electronic […]

instigated a border raid? instigated a border war? watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? watched primetime soaps? considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes? considered anything more than a towel “overdressed”? not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can’t live in sin if you […]

953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of orgasm (take a stud point!)? 954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time? 955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours? 956.had sex with more than 1 person in a […]

721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 722.been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening? 723.bathed or showered with a man? 724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 725.washed a man who was […]

Page:12 407.had alcohol for breakfast? 408.drank Coke & nutmeg? 409.drank Coke & aspirin? 410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)? 411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies? 412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally? 413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself? 414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than one occasion? […]

if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 370.intentionally unrinated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 372.intentionally defecated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 374.mutilated […]

paper are usually useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; she/he/it reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to […]