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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part10

Monday, January 18th, 2010

183. petted below the waist?
184. kissed on the first date?
185. necked on the first date?
186. petted above the waist on the first date?
187. petted below the waist on the first date?
188. given a hickey?
189. received a hickey?
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
turtlenecks)
191. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
192. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
193. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
196. had your fingers licked or sucked?
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
198. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
199. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
200. fondled someone who was asleep?
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
202. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
203. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
lighting conditions?
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
conditions?
205. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
206. bathed or showered with someone?
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn’t count, no matter how
cute s/he was.)
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
219. given finger scratch marks?
…End of the part10. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part8

Friday, January 15th, 2010

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122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
123. taken valium?
124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
128. taken opiate in any form?
129. taken opiate in any form more than twice?
130. used cocaine?
131. used cocaine more than four times?
132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than
medical?
133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that
of medical more than twice?
134. taken PCP?
135. taken PCP more than twice?
136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
138. taken LSD more than six times?
139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.
Who’s got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in
it and the other half wouldn’t and everybody picks a cup and drinks
it and wonders who gets lucky.)
141. had sex while using cocaine?
142. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
143. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
_______________________________________________________________________________
For this section, it you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite
gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of the opposite gender.
5. Non Platonic
Have you done any of the following:
144. propositioned someone for necking or petting?
145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
146. pinched or patted someone else’s buttocks?
147. french kissed?
148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
150. necked?
151. petted above the waist?
152. petted below the waist?
…End of the part8. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part2

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Remember that she is laying back and relaxing, her eyes closed, and
her concentration on what you’re doing (or at least she SHOULD be
concentrating on what you’re doing). The secret is to establish a
pattern that says “I’m headed for your pussy, dear.” and then, just as
she expects you to eat her, a light kiss on her mons or pubic hair, then
you start all over again, working your way down to her pussy again from
somewhere else.

If you do these things correctly, she’ll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don’t let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.

Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you’re like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her react
are special places that you should remember.

For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don’t know), haven’t become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you’ll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.

Now, if you’ve ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being “raw”? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that’s the feeling she’ll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don’t keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.

Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part6

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

SOUTH DAKOTA 44
TENNESSEE 44
TEXAS 45
UTAH 47
VIRGINIA 47
WEST VIRGINIA 48
WISCONSIN 48
WYOMING 49

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

ALABAMA

BOODLES
7121 2nd Ave. #A
Birmingham
(205) 833-4001

DIAMOND JIM’S BUNNY CLUB
1631 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9500

LYNN’S DEN
1310 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9054
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 280
FOOD SERVICE: Oyster bar and full food service. Specializing in
seafood.
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour from Noon until 7:00PM. Spring and Summer Special
Shows, Male Revues, and Professional Strippers. Big Screen TV.
25 Beautiful Waitresses.

SAMMY’S GO-GO & LOUNGE
449 Valley Ave.
Birmingham
(205) 942-9910

LACY’S BOTTOMS UP
3249 Old Railroad Bed Road
Harvest
(205) 722-9829
Located off of Hwy. 72 West on Limestone County and Madison
…End of the part6. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part20

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

CONNECTICUT

BISHOP’S CORNER
1978 Boston Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 576-9973
Take Exit 32 off of 95. Club is located on the corner of Boston
Ave. and Bishop Ave.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: None

TUESDAY’S DEN
2362 Fairfield Ave.
Bridgeport
(203) 336-8956
Exit 25 from I-95 (Fairfield Avenue).
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 1:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 2:00AM,
Sun 6:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 after 6:00PM
FOOD SERVICE: Free Daily Buffet Noon to 1:30PM
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Different Feature Entertainers from the US and Canada every week.

FALCON II
242 Wallace Street
New Haven
(203) 562-1454

HARRY O’S CLUB
137 Selleck Street
Stamford
(203) 967-2940
Take I-95 from New York to Exit 6 (Connecticut Turnpike) and turn
right. Go to Selleck Street and turn left. Harry O’s is located
…End of the part20. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Strip Joint Guide

==================================
THE O.S.J.G.(tm)
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
==================================

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GENTLEMEN’S ENTERTAINMENT

ELECTRONIC SHAREWARE EDITION

Volume 1, Number 2

THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)

This edition is the abridged electronic version of THE
O.S.J.G.(tm) and contains information on over 250 clubs in the
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscelloldtimestxt

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Archive-author: RICHH
Archive-title: Seems like Old Times

Somehow my brother had managed to score some dope of the kind
that I hadn’t seen around in almost 5 years. We’re talking KILL.
ER. MTV was on but the sound was off. Howard pulled out some
papers. We were sitting cross-legged, on the carpet, in front of
the tv.
“Screw that,” I said. “Grab the bong.” He did.
I filled it, but just enough for one good hit. That Wilson
Philips song ‘Hold On’ came on.
“All right,” said Karen, as I took the first hit. “Quick top
ten list.”
“Topic?” asked Howard.
“Top ten things heard at a Wilson Philips party, after Chynna
and Wendi have gone outside to make out with their boyfriends.”
I half-laughed, half-choked, and passed the bong to my
brother.
“Excellent,” I said. “Number 10–Such a pretty face.”
Karen said, “9–a great personality.”
My brother scored big with “She writes *all* the songs you
know.”
But Karen topped it with “Brian was the most talented.”
Karen did her hit and I said “She was a champion swimmer in
grade school, you know.”
“What number is that?” asked Karen, whose eyes were already
mere slits.
“Number two–,” said Howard, “Where’s Chynna. Where’s
Wendi?”
“All right,” I said. “And the number one thing overheard at
the Wilson Philips blah blah blah–” Howard drummed a little on the
carpet. “Got any blow?”
“Careful,” I said, as the bong teetered precariously from the
encouragement of my brother’s foot.
Howard was the first to say it. “I am stoned.”
“How much of this did you get?” asked Karen.
“Just an ounce. Should last for a while at this rate.”
This was clearly true.
“Mariah Carey,” said Karen, who then stuck her finger down her
throat. The ‘Emotion’ video was on. “Turn the sound up, How,” I
said.
“You don’t *like* her, do you?” asked Karen.
“Gimme a break. I just wonder if she hits those notes on her
back, too.”
“Figures.”
“Wait,” said Karen, her eyes opening suddenly. She turned the
sound down on Mariah. “I’ve got an idea. I’ve got to say it now,
because I only think of it when I’m stoned, you know?”
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellideastxt part6

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

other. Natasha says that she has been waiting a long time for this
and that she will enjoy her new NAKED slave to the fullest. The
crowd murmurs. She intends to keep him nude and leashed. He will
spend the rest of his life servicing her and her friends. She
laughs and watches his eyes as she lays her cards on the table. The
crowd gasps.
He begins to look pale and glances left and right. She gloats and
sticks her tongue out at him. He suddenly stares right into her
eyes and slowly lays his own cards down. Also a full house —
KINGS OVER THREES! The house explodes in applause. Natasha is
shocked. She looks up at her assistant who is still standing behind
the man. She is nodding her head and smirking at her! The man has
one hand on her knee! She realizes now she’s been set up. She
shouts and protests but her opponent taps the paper and makes a
hand signal. Two of his associates grab Natasha and pull her up and
over to him. He fondles her. The crowd cheers as he strips her
naked then bends her over the card table. He removes his belt and
whips her ass. She cries. He makes her crawl up on the table and
invites everyone in the casino to feel her. They all line up. She’s
pinched and spanked and fondled by all. Many of her friends are
there. Several of her enemies gloat at her defeat. She’s laid on
her back and made to squirm as he fingers her cunt. The newspeople
show up to cover the story of the rich spoiled brat who has gambled
away her fortune and her freedom.
The man arranges with the owner of the casino to keep her there,
naked, for the enjoyment of the customers. It will be good for
business and will attract people from all over who will want to see
her. Her friends will make the casino their new hangout and her
moans as she is teased and punished will be a cause of great
laughter and enjoyment.
————————————————————

6) THE DICTATOR’S WIFE

A dictator and his wife live in luxury as the people live in
poverty. There is a rebellion and the palace is stormed. They are
both captured and dragged out into the street. He is accused of
being a murderer and a butcher. She is accused of being the greedy
and evil woman who encouraged him. They are both in their late
40’s. As the crowd cheers he is placed against a wall. A firing
squad is assembled and executes him, to the cheers of the people.
They turn their attention to her. She is proud and defiant. They
strip her. Her body is still reasonably good for her age. They
resolve to punish her for her greed and her pride.
She is placed on an open wagon and pilloried, naked, in a low set
of stocks. Her ass is whipped as the crowd cheers. The wagon is
pulled to the center of town. She is removed from the pillory and
spreadeagled, face up, on a platform that is used for public
speeches. All can get a good view of her. Her legs are then pulled
up and her knees drawn back, spread wide, and fastened that way.
She is on complete display to the town.
The leader of the revolution, a handsome man with a full beard,
gets a jar from his assistant. It contains an extremely virulent
itching powder. Wearing rubber gloves, he carefully sprinkles it
all over her ass and cunt. He places more of it on the tips of her
nipples and uses a funnel to place some directly in her gaping cunt
and open asshole. He stands back to watch it go to work.
Within minutes the dictator’s wife is wriggling like a worm! She
begs for release but they just laugh. A guard is posted and she’s
informed that she is to be kept like that as a symbol of the
revolution and the punishment of the greedy. She will be fed there
and will piss and shit there too. A custodian will clean her twice
a day and administer more of the itching powder.
People come from all of the nearby villages to taunt the
dictator’s wife and revel in her punishment. Busloads of children
are brought from the schools to watch and see what happens to the
greedy. A ten foot circle is drawn around her and she must say to
each person who enters the circle “I am a greedy woman. I took food
from your children’s mouths.” If she doesn’t say it the guard whips
her with a bullwhip. The people are invited to thrash her with thin
sticks or use feathers to further aid in the torment of the itching
powder. The children gasp in horror and vow never to be greedy pigs
like this woman was. Days turn into weeks, then months. The
dictator’s wife squirms and pleads on her perch, offering her
apology to anyone who comes with the circle. She is guarded night
and day to assure nobody kills her either for vengeance, or to put
her out of her misery. Life goes on in the city…
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Archive-name Miscellgvibrattxt part3

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

included the clinical production of orgasm in women and girls.”

According to medical and midwifery texts of the 1600s, “the
treatment generally consisted of the insertion of one or more
fingers of one hand into the vagina and the application of
friction to the external genitalia with the other. Fragrant oils
of various types were employed as lubricants in this procedure.”
The objective was to induce “hysterical paroxysm,” manifested by
“rapid respiration and pulse, reddening of the skin, vaginal
lubrication and abdominal contractions.” Sounds very familiar,
doesn’t it, but at the time it was considered an activity more
appropriate to the doctor’s office than the boudoir!

Maines writes that not all physicians recognized this “paroxysm”
as an orgasm, but some medical authors through the ages do
“comment on the morally ambiguous character of the treatment,
including [one physician] who observes that genital massage
should be reserved ‘to those alone who have clean hands and a
pure heart’.” Later therapies included massage with a jet of
water, but “hydrotherapists warned that patients were inclined to
demand more treatment than was considered good for them.” A
seventeenth century doctor complained of the fatigue factor for
the physician in massage therapy and the long practice and
considerable dexterity required (not to mention the stress of
keeping those hands clean and those hearts pure).

Maines credits George Taylor, an American physician, with a
primary role in the development of the modern vibrator in this
country. In 1869 and 1872 he patented a steam-powered massage and
vibratory apparatus for treatment of female disorders, intended
for supervised use “to prevent overindulgence.” By 1900, “a wide
range of vibratory apparatus was available to
physicians….Articles and textbooks on vibratory massage
technique at the turn of the century praised the machines’
versatility for treatment of nearly all diseases in both sexes,
and its [sic] efficiency of time and labor, especially in
gynecological massage….By [1909] convenient portable models
were available, permitting use on house calls….” (So that’s
what was inside the doctor’s little black bag.)

Until the end of the 1920s, vibrators were advertised in many
respectable women’s magazines as home appliances, primarily as an
aid to good health and relaxation, but with ambiguous overtones -
– “All the pleasures of youth will throb within you,” reads a
typical ad. Maines believes that the disappearance of vibrators
from doctors’ offices and magazine advertisements “may have been
the result either of the adoption of psychotherapeutic treatments
[for hysteria] by physicians, or of the appearance of vibrators
in stag films in the Twenties, or both.”

Most of the electric vibrators discussed in this book were
neither designed nor marketed (until very recently) with sexual
uses in mind.

In a 1981 Esquire article, author Mimi Swartz reviewed the
emergence of the vibrator as a big business venture, with sales
totaling about $13 million in 1980. This is a remarkable story
when you consider that the manufacturers are marketing a product
without advertising its main benefit. Imagine trying to sell a
toaster by saying that it is a metal box that gets very hot when
you plug it in — and that’s all. Apparently, this non-existent
marketing approach failed, since several mainstream manufacturers
no longer make vibrators.

Electric vibrators/massagers have been manufactured in the United
States since around the turn of the century (the most elderly in
my collection was made by Hamilton Beach and carries a patent
date of 1902). However, the first electric vibrator openly
advertised for sexual use was an American-made, multi-attachment
model, repackaged with a clitoral stimulator tip, and sold at
first almost exclusively through the mail in the early 1970s.
This particular brand is now sold primarily by discount stores
alongside the hair dryers and electric toothbrushes. The package
insert is pretty tame; all sexual references have disappeared. In
the late 1980s, a well-stocked department or discount store in
some parts of the country may carry as many as four or five
different brands of electric vibrators, and lest rural readers
despair, the Sears catalog has always included a full line of
good quality vibrators (manufactured for them by others). Are you
surprised?

Interesting, isn’t it, that vibrators which lost their
respectability once they were shunned by the medical profession
are now seen as an important tool for women taking control of and
enhancing their sexuality.