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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part4

Monday, January 11th, 2010

9. slow danced?
1
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers?
2
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands?
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
without anything steamy happenings?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
that they would pick up on it?
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Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the
time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like
the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
Have you ever done the following:
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
33. shaved your genital pubic hair?
34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part4

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

If you’re doing this as foreplay, then shaving will take you about
1/2 hour, maybe a little more. Trimming will take about 20 minutes,
including the clean up of her cut hair. Once this is done, and she’s
hopefully pulled you into the bed, demanding her “reward” for the night,
take your time to let her really experience the new sensations. Prolong
it, and make her writhe about in estascy at the new feelings.

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part7

Friday, December 11th, 2009

County Line. Take Old Railroad Bed Road 4 miles north, club is
on right.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Fri 11:00AM to 4:00AM,
Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Start at Noon
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 Days, $3.00 Nights.
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Some
DRESS CODE: Shirt and Shoes required

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ALABAMA (continued)

SHOWCASE LOUNGE
2006A S. Memorial Pkwy.
Huntsville
(205) 539-9189
Corner of Governors Drive and Memorial Pkwy.
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 10:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 1:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 1:00PM to 2:00
COVER CHARGE: Sun – Thur $1.00, Fri & Sat $2.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 220
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Neat
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Lady Adonis Show every month.

CANDY STORE
6321 Hwy. 90, W.
Mobile
(205) 666-9843
One mile east of I-10 on Hwy 90.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 1:00PM to 3:00AM, Sat 1:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $3.00 ($5.00 when feature acts appear).
CLUB CAPACITY: 300
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts appear one week each month, including girls seen in
national magazines and on television.
Club provides security inside and out. Drink specials every day.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part35

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

NEVADA

CAN-CAN ROOM
3155 Industrial Road
Las Vegas
(702) 737-1161
Located behind the Stardust Hotel on Industrial Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to Dawn
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally schedules special features or events.

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NEVADA (continued)

TENDER TRAP
311 E. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas
(702) 732-1111
Located 1/2 mile east of Bally’s
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 6:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: Small
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No t-shirts

NEW JERSEY

RJ’S
1450 St. George Ave.
Avenel
(908) 388-9119

HEART BREAKERS
611 Bloomfield Ave.
Bloomfield
(201) 748-5848

PEEK-A-BOO
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part32

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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MARYLAND (continued)

COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 500
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No Sweat Pants

GLASS SLIPPER
14 Custom House Ave.
Baltimore
(410) 539-2772

THE OASIS
308 E. Baltimore Street
Baltimore
(410) 752-7251
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 95
FOOD SERVICE: None

MASSACHUSETTS

NAKED I CABARET
666 Washington Street
Boston
(617) 426-7462
Corner of Beach Street at Chinatown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 149
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features an All Nude College Girl Revue.

GOLDEN BANANA
151 Newberry Street
Peabody
(508) 535-9777

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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part2

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

hand under her tail and see how she reacts to having her pussy
and asshole touched. You can usually do this without being too
obvious. Besides, breeders understand that when someone is
buying breeding stock, it is acceptable to examine the animal’s
genitals.

When looking for a bitch, keep in mind that it is getting more
and more difficult to find an intact bitch due to city and
county regulations about spaying and neutering. You will most
likely have to go to a breeder to get one, and adult bitches are
difficult to find. Even when you locate one, it is difficult to
know how she was raised and treated and trained. If you are set
on buying a dog, the best and most sure approach is to buy a
puppy and raise and train her yourself.

KNOW YOUR ANIMAL

Once you have made your selection and purchase, and have gotten
your new animal home, don’t expect success in screwing her five
minutes after arriving home. Unless she has had sex with a guy
before, her natural instinct will be to resist. This is not the
same kind of resistance that a woman would have, but just an
instinctive reaction to another animal (you) having access to
certain parts of her body. First, you should let your animal
find out about her surroundings and get comfortable with her new
home. Most animals are quite sensitive to changing homes, and
if you try to approach her too soon, she will probably react
unfavorably.

After she gets used to her new home, she will need to get used
to you. You can start by just being around her a lot. When you
feed her, stay in her immediate vicinity. It won’t take long
for her to realize that you are not a predator, and will allow
you to be near. Then you have to get her used to your touch.
Scratch her where she can’t reach. Brush her with an
appropriate comb. Most animals, unless they have been the
victims of abuse, will take to this type of intimacy very
quickly. All these things will also make you much less likely
to get bit, kicked or stomped.

The real secret of success with animals is to be able to put
yourself on their level and understand things from their point
of view. This is not a degrading thing to do, it’s just
different.

The friendship you develop with your animal will not happen
overnight, but it will happen. Soon you will be able to touch
her anywhere without her flinching, and she will trust you.
Now, when you take your clothes off and eat her out or fuck her,
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Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt part7

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

HEADING FOR HOME PLATE

If you have properly followed ALL of the steps, there is no reason
that the Bitch will refuse to let you FUCK her. After all, you serviced her
well, and it is now time for her to repay you for what you did for her. If
she hasn’t already unzipped your fly and pulled your prick out, do not
hesitate to do it for her. Take her hand and wrap it around your cock, and
show her how to move it up and down so that it feels best for you. Do not
let her rub it too much, because you will soon need it for BIGGER and
BETTER things.

While the Bitch is rubbing your cock, you should be rubbing and
squeezing her tits, and again rubbing her pussy. By now, her Clit is very
sensitive, so you should now insert one finger directly into her cunt and
concentrate on an area often refered to as the ‘G’ spot. It is inside her
pussy and since pussies are like snow flakes (no two are alike) the ‘G’
spot can be located almost anywhere inside. You will need the Bitch to
inform you when you have located her inner sensitive spot. After a few
minutes of fingering her pussy, once again rub her Clit in a side to side,
and circular motion. Do this until she has one more orgasm. The moment has
now arrived! You can now FUCK her!

INSERTING YOUR PRICK INTO HER PUSSY

It is now time for your reward if you followed your game plan
properly! By now this Bitch should be BEGGING to get fucked, but if she
isn’t, do not dismay! It doesn’t mean that you won’t get laid, it just
means that you may have to use a few TRICKS of the trade to get what you
want from her. You should now have the Bitch totally undressed from her
waist down. This means that her pants, pantihose and undies should be
totally off of her body! If she objects to this simply assure her that this

Many younger females have an extremely tight pussy, so the SECRET to
being able insert your cock into her is LUBRICATION! Most inexperienced
females are afraid of having their cunt soaked with things like baby oil,
so the next best item that you have is your spit. While you are hugging her
with one of your arms, discretly put as much spit as you can onto the
fingers of your other hand, and smear it all over her cunt. Get her pussy
as juicy as you can, so that penetration will not be a problem.

The next and final step is really easier that you would think. Simply
hug the Bitch and pull her as close to you as you can. Make sure that you
slide your leg between her legs as you do this.

Your body should now be laying directly on top of her. Without any
hesitation, you should slide your other leg between her legs, and spread
hers far apart! Now is the EXACT time to lunge your cock forward toward her
warm and wet hole! You probably will have to direct your cock with your
hand until you find the opening of her gash. Just move your cock up and
…End of the part7. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt part3

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

feel that she is the ONLY female in the world that you have any genuine
feelings for… Once she believes that, ANYTHING is possible!!

The next step is to lure her into your apartment when nobody else is
home. If this is not possible, get her in a car and drive to a secluded
area. If there are no secluded areas, or lover’s lanes in your
neighborhood, try the back of the Cemetary or in back of an empty warehouse
or even in a vacant garage.

You have now arrived at the CRUCIAL point where this female must be
reassured that she is ‘THE SPECIAL GIRL IN YOUR LIFE’ (At least for this
evening!) It is now the proper time for your Sexual Assualt on her to
begin!

Foreplay is the most crucial and final step in your master Game Plan!
It requires gentleness, and the understanding of her inner fears. Unless
you have selected a totally clueless bitch, she has some idea of the
situation that she is about to get herself into.

Also, keep in mind that females enjoy sexual stimulation as much as
males, so you will actually be doing her a favor, if you do it right! It
must be pleasurable for her, or she may decide to reject your advances!

Look this female directly in the eyes, smile slightly and tell her
that she has the most beautiful eyes that you have ever looked into! Before
she can reply to your compliment, reach out and stroke her hair. Again
smile and tell her how soft and lovely her hair is. While you have your
hand on her hair, tell her how sensous her lips are. At the same moment,
curl your outstreched hand around the back of her neck, and pull her face
toward yours. Next, give her a tender kiss in the lips. Do not make it last
for more than two seconds.

Look directly into her eyes, tenderly smile at her, and again kiss
her, but this time make it last for about 10 seconds, and do it with a bit
more passion.

INITIATING FOREPLAY PART TWO

Reassure her that you care very much about her, and her feelings. This
part is extremely crucial! Most of all make DAMN sure that she understands
that you RESPECT her! If she falls for that line of SHIT, you are about 60%
there! In order for you to receive pleasure from a female, you must first
give her pleasure! Tenderly take this female into your arms and gently hug
her. While you are hugging her, put your head on her shoulder so your mouth
is near the side of her neck. Next start to gently kiss the side of her
neck. Move your mouth slightly after each kiss, but continue to work in the
same general area for about one full minute. This action will send shivers
of excitement through her whole body. At this point you should once again
kiss her on the lips. As you kiss her, gently slide your hands to her back
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Archive-name Miscellerosia07txt part3

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

collect or enjoy the beauty of male and female figures
performing or displaying their sexuality is wonderful.
Pornography only becomes dirty when the mind makes it so,
and Erosians who endeavor to read, view and collect adult
erotic material should do so with a good wholesome
feeling. I encourage Erosians to share and trade favorite
literature, and use it to enhance your own sexual life, be
it thru masturbation or mutually shared ideas. However,
see the Codes for unacceptable literature.

V. Masturbation is wrong, or if it’s not wrong it
signifies that you can’t get anything else!

Masturbation is not wrong. It doesn’t signify anything
other than you feel aroused, you want to experience that
arousal further, and either you choose yourself or you
simply DON’T have anyone to share that feeling with. Now,
breaking that down, we come across several different
topics. Firstly, there are times even within a
relationship, when masturbation is preferable to
intercourse. Suppose that your current partner is not into
the same alternate lifestyle activities you are. You still
want to experience these activities, but you have a
commitment. Masturbation will allow you the freedom (to a
degree) to experience your lifestyle. Also, while
intercourse is sharing, many times you may not desire to
share and wish for the ability to arouse and pleasure
yourself at your own pace. Like many things, masturbation
is a powerful, enjoyable, clean, GOOD tool.

VI. Sex is related to love, and without love, sex become
flat,boring and old.

First, sex is not related to love. Sex can be an
outpouring of love, a desire to please a loved one, an
extension of one’s love, ect, but in itself, sex is a
pleasurable, physical act. Secondly, love can actually
stifle the experimental qualities of sex. Love can place
limits if the relationship is not open to experimental
actions, especially if one party has an interest in
learning and experimenting and the other doesn’t. I’m not
opposing love based relationships, and if they work,
wonderful. However, the key here is communications. The
ability to get across to your partner your desires and
turnons is extremely important.

Erosian Theory can be summed up simply: Sex and sexuality
are deemed extremely important in the life of an Erosian.
The fulfillment of the sexual desire is the successful end
goal, and personal growth and mental, physical and
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