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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part2

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the
pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times
when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.
Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A.,
sections 2581 and 2582.
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Genesis/History:
ver last revise #of q revision site/contributors
1 – – 100 MIT Baker House/anon
1 – -1982 100 Ported to CMU by ps
2 Spring-1983 247 CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al
3 13-Apr-1985 400 CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
Version 1 (100) Created at MIT. Two parallel versions; one for male,
and one for female. Not much is known about this version.
Version 2 (247) Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “we’ll think
of three more tomorrow”, and tomorrow never got there.
Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
former version were short-lived and tended to be bug ridden.
Does not discriminate against gays or bi’s. Good correspondence
of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
version and version 2. Added in Genesis/History section.
Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
copy) of the Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up
same bugs in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question; The page
number was moved from top of the page to the bottom center;
this was to avoid problems trying to coordinate duplex/simplex
printing by other people and the positioning of odd/even page
numbers. Added in verbose history section.
Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985
Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400. After an
all-night hack session, discovered that the problem lies with
the version 4 (1400)-1 of Scribe and how it treats @section
headers and @begin(text). Ended up making the pageheading
contain a Scribe version field. Also had to add in an extra
token @newpage on the page that the questions start; this was
to preserve the last of the @style[pagenumber (@A)] page
numbers, preserve the same in the Table of Contents, force the
page number to be 1, make sure that the Contents get that
right, and to force @pageheading and @pagefooting.
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Instructions for Use:
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part19

Friday, January 8th, 2010

sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
11
3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
12
A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
13
Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
14
Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
16
Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
17
1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
18
Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
19
Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
20
Vaginal oral sex.
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Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part11

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
someone else?
225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
else?
226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
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For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual
gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means
of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done it in a
serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it’s like does not
count.
7. Alternate Choices
Do any of the following apply:
227. been decidedly heterosexual?
228. been decidedly homosexual?
229. been decidedly bisexual?
6
230. practiced bestiality ?
231. practiced transvesticism?
7
232. practiced sadism ?
8
233. practiced masochism ?
234. practiced bondage?
235. practiced domination?
236. practiced submission?
9
237. practiced sodomy ?
10
238. practiced cocrophilia ?
11
239. practiced frotteurism ?
12
240. practiced klismaphilia ?
13
241. practiced necrophilia ?
14
242. practice mysophilia ?
15
243. practice scoptophilia ?
16
244. practiced urophilia ?
245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you?
246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
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Archive-name Miscellperfhandtxt part4

Friday, December 18th, 2009

the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position,
think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back
and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin
of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not
seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it
builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms
encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always
memorable.

THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a
pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift
your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while.
The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons
pubis will do the trick.

THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away
from the cock. Pretend you’re a campfire girl and start spinning
his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you’ll keep the home
fires burning for a long time to come.

THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft,
pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting
as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your
hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke
the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating
experience.

THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the whispy strands of
pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don’t pull so hard that
you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make
him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.

THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and
down.

THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly
pat his inner thighs.

BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you’re stroking him.
He’ll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you
more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.

As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing
that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the
uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your
manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part51

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

(304) 733-0722
From I-64 west take Exit 15 and turn left at the light.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 3:00AM

WISCONSIN

THE RITZ
Hwy. 14
Darien
(414) 724-9254
Located on Hwy 14, 2-1/2 miles south of I-43.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon 6:00PM to 2:00AM, Tues – Sat 2:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Tues – Thur $6.00, Fri & Sat $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Hosts a topless car wash in the summer.

RICKY’S GO-GO
2601 W. State
Milwaukee
(414) 933-1520
Located west of downtown and north of Wisconsin Ave. and 26th
Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Thur 7:30PM to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat 7:30PM to
2:30AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 Sun – Thur, $3.00 Fri & Sat
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Very casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Feature acts usually appear Mon – Sat, every week.

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WISCONSIN (continued)

NIGHT MOVES CLUB
Hwy. 29
Shawano
(715) 787-3806
Ten miles west of Shawano on Hwy 29.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 75
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None

WYOMING

CLOWN’S DEN
Hwy. 85, S.
Cheyenne
(307) 635-0765
Seven miles south of Cheyenne on the Greeley Highway, at the
Colorado/Wyoming State Line.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: After 8:00PM; Mon & Tues $3.00, Wed Free, Thur – Sat
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
5 to 8 dancers appear nightly. Happy hour from 6:00PM to 8:00PM,
Mon – Sat. Club features an excellent sound and lighting system,
a live DJ/Emcee, and feature acts regularly appear.

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part48

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Free buffet on Friday
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
This club offers the absolute most fun allowed by law.

GENO’S SOUTHERN BELLES
9736 Harry Hines Blvd.
Dallas
(214) 353-0224
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NAKED HAREM
6345 Alameda Ave.
El Paso
(915) 778-7385
From East to West. Exit I-10 at Geronimo. Turn left, right at
Clark. AT Alameda turn left. From West to East. Ext I-10 at
Paisano, then left on Alameda.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
CLUB HOURS: 1:00PM to 4:00AM

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TEXAS (continued)

INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Top name magazine cover and centerfold features. Also, club
regularly has major porn stars. Also features a regular trapeze
act, swing act roll call. Bachelor parties a specialty.

FANTASY FOXX
6705 Lindale
Fort Worth
(817) 478-9018

BABY DOLLS
6340 Westheimer Road
Houston
(713) 266-4012

GI GI’S CABARET
11150 Northwest Fwy.
Houston
(713) 686-3401

THE WILD HEART CABARET
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part44

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

(215) 547-4770

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PENNSYLVANIA (continued)

CLIMAX ONE
Route 22
New Alexandria
(412) 668-7898
Located on Route 22 approximately 14 miles east of the
Monroeville Tpke. exit (exit 6).
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 2:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Yes, package price with Climax Two available.
CLUB CAPACITY: 220
FOOD SERVICE: Complimentary popcorn
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features private rug shows, lap dances, couch dances,
Polaroid photo’s, climax g-strings, and rub-it-in shows.

CC PIN-UPS
247 Market Street
Philadelphia
(215) 351-0740

FULL MOON SALOON
131 S. 13th Street
Philadelphia
(215) 922-1863

CHEZ KIMBERLY
966 Liberty Ave.
Pittsburgh
(412) 566-7879
Located on Liberty Avenue, across from the Vista International
Hotel
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 3:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
FOOD SERVICE: Pizza
DRESS CODE: None

HANNA’S
223 Lackawanna Ave.
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part35

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

NEVADA

CAN-CAN ROOM
3155 Industrial Road
Las Vegas
(702) 737-1161
Located behind the Stardust Hotel on Industrial Road.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to Dawn
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: None
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally schedules special features or events.

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NEVADA (continued)

TENDER TRAP
311 E. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas
(702) 732-1111
Located 1/2 mile east of Bally’s
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 6:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: Small
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No t-shirts

NEW JERSEY

RJ’S
1450 St. George Ave.
Avenel
(908) 388-9119

HEART BREAKERS
611 Bloomfield Ave.
Bloomfield
(201) 748-5848

PEEK-A-BOO
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part14

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

749 W. Miracle Mile
Tucson
(602) 882-0650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 1:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Varies
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Shirts and shoes. No colors
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Penthouse and Playboy feature dancers.

TEN’S
5120 E. Speedway
Tucson
(602) 325-8367
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM

ARKANSAS
CENTERFOLD
1396 E. Grand Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-7879
From downtown Hot Springs follow 70 E. Highway towards Little
Rock.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 7:30PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 8:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features floor shows and door prizes regularly.

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ARKANSAS (continued)

ENTERTAINER’S CLUB
903 Central Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-9332
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
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