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Karen wiped the sweat from her brow, and touched the pencil to the pad. The idiots sitting at the booth could not make up their mind, and she was getting really impatient.

"Um," the guy said. "I'm not quite... sure."  He let the last word escape

from his lips as if he couldn’t decide whether or not he should even say it.

Karen had to manually force herself to prevent her foot from tapping

against the hard tile floor. She rubbed her palms on her apron, as the 90 degree sweltering heat made her uncomfortable. The airconditioning was on the blink again, and every time she walked to the kitchen it was like walking through hell. Finally, the guy ordered, and she scribbled it down hurriedly, and went to fill another customer’s coffee cup. Two waitresses short, unbearable heat, and a lecherous boss were really weighing down on her. The sweat from her neck had fallen down her chest between her breasts, half tickling and half itching. She dare not scratch, for fear that her boss would make some comment about health or something of a sexual nature. She cringed at the thought.

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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

slam danced? slow danced? copped a feel while slow dancing? tangoed? waltzed? lambadaed? had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? french kissed? necked? attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi […]

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more than once? tasted or drunk urine? more than once? kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator? kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your dresser)?

XIV. Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions) Do you consider Bondage a way […]

had sex while on any drug? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try? used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having sex? used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect (e.g. smoked pot while […]

played a drinking game? won a drinking game? played a game where it was unknown who would be getting drugs (who’s got the pill, etc)? spiked a punch with alcohol? spiked a punch with other drugs? taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)? did you understand the examples in the last question? ingested any ‘natural’ hallucinogen (peyote, […]

used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the prescription for (’abused’ a controlled substance)? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? frequently bought […]

instigated a border raid? instigated a border war? watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? watched primetime soaps? considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes? considered anything more than a towel “overdressed”? not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can’t live in sin if you […]

269.been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being)? 270.been a pool, card or chess shark? 271.been to a dog or cock fight? 272.incited to riot? 273.plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)? 274.committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? 275.committed sedation (bored an […]

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IIII Legal technicalities 247)248)249)250)251)252)253)254)255)256) 257)258)259)260)261)262)263)264)265)266) 267)268)269)270)271)272)273)274)275)276) 277)278)279)280)281)282)283)284)285)286) 287)288)289)290)291)292)293)294)295)296) 297)298)299)300)301)302)303)304)305)306) 307)308)309)310)311)312)313)314)315)316)

V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty) 317)318)319)320)321)322)323)324)325)326) 327)328)329)330)331)332)333)334)335)336) 337)338)339)340)341)342)343)344)345)346) 347)348)349)350)351)352)353)354)355)356) 357)358)359)360)361)362)363)364)365)366) 367)368)369)370)371)372)373)374)375)376) 377)__

VI Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll 378)379)380)381)382)383)384)385)386)387)

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taken Ecstasy/X? taken PCP? taken PCP more than twice? taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? taken LSD more than six times? deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet […]

legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?

1. thought you had VD?
   1. had VD of any sort (VD, STD’s, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
   2. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
   3. given […]

1. inserted your finger into your rectum?
2. used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted […]