153. kissed on the first date?
154. necked on the first date?
155. petted above the waist on the first date?
156. petted below the waist on the first date?
157. given a hickey?
158. received a hickey?
159. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
160. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
161. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
164. had your fingers licked or sucked?
165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
167. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
168. fondled someone who was asleep?
169. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier?
171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good
lighting conditions?
172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone
else?
173. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
174. bathed or showered with someone?
175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that it doesn’t count if you were in the
hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter
how cute she is.)
176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast?
178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast?
179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
185. had an orgasm while petting?
186. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
187. given or received finger scratch marks?
188. performed oral sex?
189. received oral sex?
5
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Saturday, January 16th, 2010Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part18
Thursday, January 7th, 2010 <#no ans.> [ENTER] 4 /
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<#no ans.> / 4 =
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Footnotes:
1
Rushin’ fingers.
2
Roamin’ hands.
3
They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted
into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out,
usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it’s supposed to feel good or
something like that.
4
Goose: opposite of moon.
5
You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.
6
Avec les animaux.
7
For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.
8
For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.
9
Anal sex.
10
Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual
excitement.–Webster’s Third New International Dictionary.
An obsession with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part13
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
270. masturbated using the aid of food?
271. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
272. eaten a lab dissection?
273. inserted food into yours or someone else’s anus?
274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or
someone else’s anus?
275. received an enema for a purpose than that of medical?
276. used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle
for target practice masturbation?
277. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner,
etc.)
278. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of
tickling?
279. used ice for sexual purposes?
280. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
281. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
282. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey
or anything else edible on your partner’s body and then eaten it?
283. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing,
or any like substances for sexual purposes?
284. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage
purposes?
285. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
286. worn a leather/grore suit?
287. used an inflatable doll?
288. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in
the wall, sausages, bananas, etc?
289. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
290. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive
or dead.)
291. had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature?
292. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a
live animal, but failed?
293. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?
(Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)
294. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal?
(Tigers, elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)
295. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm
animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
296. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
297. had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) [These three questions
differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in
animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with
the animals.]
298. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)
299. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)
300. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type
animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)
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Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 Archive-author:
Archive-title: Unisex, Omnisex Purity Test 400
_______________________________________________________________________________
THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
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Version 3.5A (400)
Final Release
13-Apr-1985
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste.
Virginity can be cured.
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The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
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any of the actions contained herein.
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The user of this test acknowledges, understands, and agrees that sex is a
hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement
at all times; that their partner’s condition vary constantly and are greatly
affected by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in
terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and
debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom
area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and
equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to customers not
copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in
injury can happen at any time, even to customers copulating in control with
proper sexual equipment. Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and
exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities
of your sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and
within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these
hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or
damage to property which might result from the customer’s use of the partner’s
facilities.
As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees (1) that in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
without refund; (2) that the partner is the property of the harem and, upon
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009
Remember that she is laying back and relaxing, her eyes closed, and
her concentration on what you’re doing (or at least she SHOULD be
concentrating on what you’re doing). The secret is to establish a
pattern that says “I’m headed for your pussy, dear.” and then, just as
she expects you to eat her, a light kiss on her mons or pubic hair, then
you start all over again, working your way down to her pussy again from
somewhere else.
If you do these things correctly, she’ll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don’t let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.
Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you’re like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her react
are special places that you should remember.
For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don’t know), haven’t become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you’ll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.
Now, if you’ve ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being “raw”? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that’s the feeling she’ll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don’t keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.
Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part47
Friday, December 4th, 2009
CLASSIC CAT SHOWBAR
126 8th Ave. N.
Nashville
(615) 251-9959 (615) 254-1228
Located one block from the Nashville Stouffer Hotel and
Convention Center.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 3:00AM, Fri Noon to 5:00AM, Sat
5:00PM to 5:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club regularly hosts feature acts including adult film stars.
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
TEXAS
THE POLO CLUB
6019 S.W. 45th Ave.
Amarillo
(806) 356-9679
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Semi-strict
YELLOW ROSE
6528 N. Lamar Blvd.
Austin
(512) 458-2106
PEPPERS
1402 Roddfield Road
Corpus Christi
(512) 993-6996
Located at the intersection of Rodfield Road and th S.P.I.D.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 2:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat & Sun 6:00PM to 2:00A
COVER CHARGE: None
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Friday, October 30th, 2009 CLUB HOURS: 7:00PM to ?
COVER CHARGE: $3.00, nightly; $10.00 annually
CLUB CAPACITY: 60
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Blue Collar
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Topless table and couch dances are available.
Fri & Sat nights club features hourly specials on table and couch
dances.
GI GI’S II
11800 Stagecoach Road
Little Rock
(501) 455-4499
PRIME TIME CLUB
3306 Mabelvale Pike
Little Rock
(501) 562-9044
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 membership fee
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
This is the only strip joint in the greater Little Rock area.
CALIFORNIA
CALIFORNIA DREAMS
2916 W. Lincoln Ave.
Anaheim
(714) 828-2582
FRITZ, THAT’S IT
9747 E. Artesia Blvd.
Bellflower
(310) 925-2308
From the 91 Fwy. exit on Bellflower Blvd.
Topless Dancers
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
CALIFORNIA (continued)
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Archive-name Miscelljboswellinx part4
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 HOTSPOTS An ex-topless dancer marries a nice guy and cleans up
her act. Life is great until her brother-in-law’s
bachelor party, when she’s finally convinced that she
can’t change who or what she is. Written 10/91.
HOTSTRIP Just out of high school and she’s found her career! A
few interesting episodes in the life of a pretty,
young, Strip-o-gram girl. Written 6/89.
HOT-TRIP Vacationing at our mountain lodge, I find out that my
much younger wife can really please a crowd of college
guys as I watches. Written 4/90.
HOTVISIT My long-lost, macho, ex-commando cousin visits and
wrecks havoc in my calm, suburban life. He takes my
wife at his pleasure, and she’s a more-than-willing
victim. Written 2/91.
HOTWIFE Four Parts.
My wife’s libido goes crazy on our long vacation. From
the Caribbean Ocean to the Hawaiian Islands, many men
will remember her well. Written 2/91.
JOBWHORE A young secretary is offered career advancement in
exchange for her virtue. What does she decide? Read
the story and find out why she never regrets her
decision. Written 6/89.
LANDLADY An innocent, naive, young wife from West Virginia is
easy prey for her boarder — a slick and demanding
college guy with oral talents and lots of friends.
Written 9/90.
LONGRIDE A short story about how harsh the Wild West really was.
An attempt at parody. Written 10/91.
LOOKWIFE Short stories from wives whose husbands like to watch
them tease other men, and the wives discover they like
to please other men. Written 3/90.
PAY4IT-1 A married couple enjoys playing around as a hooker and
her “John.” They try several variations and the wife
soon becomes hooked on the action. Written 9/91.
PRTYWIFE My soccer buddies came over to party. One guy’s wife
is a party-slut and proud of it. Much to my surprise,
my wife joins her in the fun and all-too-easily out-
sluts her. Written 11/89.
SEEWIFE Fantasizing about my wife with another man turned me
on, and she decided to surprise me with my fantasy for
a birthday present. She tried it and we both enjoyed
it more than we ever expected, but I think she enjoys
it more! The first J. BOSWELL story, written 1/89.
(I’ll be back.)
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Archive-name Miscelljboswellinx
Sunday, October 11th, 2009 Archive-author: J. Boswell
Archive-title: J. Boswell Stories
Hey, folks!
Stuck in the dreaded, sweaty doldrums of summer, I thought
I’d add a postscript to my latest effort.
Recuperating from a couple of broken fingers, it’s been a
long time since I uploaded anything, and I just wanted to check
in and let any interested readers (if there are any of you out
there) know that I’m alive and well, out of my cast, and able to
type, again. I enjoy writing these stories and have about eight
projects started but can’t seem to finish them.
Recently, I was told that the “BOSWELL” stories have been
pretty widely distributed over the nation’s BBSs and that tickled
me. My problem with that is that I just sit here and stare at a
blue screen without any feedback.
I try to do a few different things, and I was just wondering
if any of you could do me a favor and occasionally drop me a note
and let me know if you like or dislike what you’ve read. Always
feel free to check in with comments, criticisms, suggestions,
questions, etc. I would also like to hear how far away from
Baltimore my stories are showing up out there.
If you’re interested, I have a list of my stories below.
Sometimes the titles are changed, so I’ve included a short
synopsis for each. If there are any you haven’t read but would
like to, just let me know.
The national board that I call the most often is:
Rusty n Edie’s BBS
Call
1 216-726-2620 300 / 1200 / 2400
1 216-726-3589 U.S.Robotics Dual Standard 14.4k V32 Compatible
1 216-726-3619 Hayes V-Series V42 9600 / 19200
1 216-726-3584 CompuCom SpeedModem 9600 /19200
so you can leave comments in their adult file section under a
name like “JBOS-00X.ZIP” or something similar. If you’d like to
correspond privately, leave your handle or whatever in the
comment, and I’ll get right back to you.
Thanks.
J. BOSWELL
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Stories by J. BOSWELL, as of July 21, 1992.
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Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part3
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 reluctant to have sex. The wild ones are used to violent horsecock and the
others have had peoples arms in their cunts so they can be apprehensive
about sexual events. Start rubbing ,scratching, etc in different areas
and observe the mare to see what she likes…almost all horses enjoy being
scratched under the chin and across the withers. Play with the horse until
it is comfortable with you and as you stroke it slowly move toward it’s
hind end. Scratch her rump and around her tale and the move down her hind
legs. If she reacts to this well she might raise her tail
somewhat…gently rub her pussy and see how she reacts…if she doesn’t get
violent then spit on your fingers and rub a couple of them through her
snatch…if she doesn’t try to kick you then she is probably ready to fuck.
Note on horses and getting kicked…. Standing directly in front of a horse
is hazardous as it can raise on it’s hind legs and come down with a front
hoof on your head. Standing 3-6 feet behind a horse is hazardous as it has
range to wind up and kick you a good one with the hind legs. Standing
beside a horse is fairly safe. It can only stomp on your toes which can be
avoided…standing behind a horse is safe if you are no farther then a foot
from it’s rump..you are so close that the horse can’t develop a full swing
and cannot kick you hard. If the horse can move forward you might fall
into range so try to tie up or use a stall or something so the animal
cannot pull away into striking range. If you make a good relationship
however the above is unnecessary though. I have had mare that welcomed
me…pushed back every time I shoved, and contracted her cunt to milk my
cock dry. Horses are some of the best pussy I have ever tried! And I have
tried plenty of PEOPLE & ANIMALS! Also horses are easily trainable! As
long as you make sure they enjoy what is happening and don’t force them or
get angry with them if they misunderstand what you want of them, they will
love you always. Above all try to understand what they like and do it to
them….by doing whatever, to make them happy, they will respond by
granting you greater freedoms. Once you have succesfully fucked a filly a
few times she will be used to it and look forward to your visits so long as
you give her the attention she desires. You must experiment and treat her
as a lover and see what turns her on. Treat her as she wants and she will
give you all.
The Stallion
A stallion is is one of the most proudest, powerful, masculine, things
there is. All stallions are very oral and like to nibble and bite on
anything available. This can be annoying and painful and they should be
trained against it at a early age or else you should wear a padded suit, so
that they can bite you painlessly. This might be considered as a horse
that allows itself to be bitten without reacting is signalling that it is
sexually receptive. Stallions that have succesfully coupled in the wild
are somewhat resistant from seduction by humans. If they are isolated,
tempted and trained, then they will become more acquiessent but the best
ones are those that have been raised in a human enviroment since weaning,
since they have not had sex with other horses they are more amenable to
having sex with humans when their hormones kick in and they are looking for
some release. Bringing a wild horse to orgasm can be more difficult. They
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Archive-name Miscellgvibrattxt part2
Friday, September 25th, 2009 During this time, I was being trained as a sex therapist and was
working with many women who had never experienced orgasm. The
women in my groups who wanted to experiment with vibrators
expressed distress about how awkward they felt purchasing them.
Shortly thereafter, I decided to open Good Vibrations, a vibrator
store especially (though certainly not exclusively) for women,
with a vibrator museum (actually an antique oak showcase) for the
public display of our collection. I also wrote and published the
first version of this book.
Since 1975, I have learned a great deal about vibrators. In the
store, I have had the opportunity to talk with hundreds of women
and dozens of men about all aspects of vibrator use. During this
time, people have talked more and more openly about vibrators.
Sales of vibrators in drug, department and discount stores have
mushroomed. In these settings, of course, advertising and
promotion are still aimed at the consumers’ sore muscles and
tired feet. However, once many of these vibrators get home and
out of the box, they probably spend most of their turned-on
moments turning someone on. People are not only using vibrators
more, they are also increasingly talking, writing, and reading
about them.
The “Hysterical” History of the Vibrator
Did you ever wonder what mysterious ailment confined the
Victorian woman to her bed? Our prim and proper ancestor had the
doctor scurrying up the stairs with his little black bag and the
servants whispering about “female troubles.”
Not infrequently, those “female troubles” were “hysteria,”
believed in ancient Egypt and Greece to be the revolt of the
uterus against sexual deprivation. Webster’s reminds us that
“hysteria” derives from “the former notion that hysteric women
were suffering from disturbances of the womb” (now you know why
men are almost never hysterical!) and defines it as a
“psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances
of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions.” It
wasn’t until 1952 that the American Psychiatric Association
dismissed hysteria as a valid diagnosis.
Historian Rachel Maines has recently provided us with a wealth of
information about the standard medical treatment of “hysteria”
using vibrators. Maines shows that “the electromechanical
vibrator, introduced as a medical appliance in the 1880s and as a
household appliance between 1900 and 1905, represented a de-
skilling and capital-labor substitution innovation designed to
improve the efficiency of medical massage, a task performed since
ancient times by physicians, midwives and their assistants.”
Medical massage “from the time of Hippocrates to that of Freud
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part6
Monday, September 21st, 2009 tongue work to get them opened up. Even then, they have a bone
a couple of inches in that prevents you from sticking your dick
straight in. You have to angle up and over to get by this bone.
Their height is generally too low to have sex with them while
you are standing up, and too high to have sex with them while
you are kneeling. The best way to have sex with a bitch is to
put her in bed and lay down behind her. The best sex I ever had
with a bitch was one time when I took sloppy seconds from a
friend. However, in general, I would have to rate bitches as
generally unsatisfactory.
GOATS
Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention and
companionship from people. They love to play, and sometimes
will spend as much time as you want playing. If you want to do
this, get a goat with no horns! The larger breeds are about the
same size as a large dog, so they are not too convenient to
mount. They can be trained to lay down, so you can put them in
bed, but will not take to this as fast as a dog.
A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung. Their
pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them
up, and they don’t have the bone like a dog. The entire genital
area of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be
spent licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.
I have found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does
not seem to have a very deep pussy. I tend to bottom out.
Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can
just brush them out of the way. The sphincter muscles of the
goat are fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.
(That is, of course, if they let you. Consent is everything in
animal love.) Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.
What a sexy looking animal!
Be sure to do proper housing for your goat. They can jump a
great distance. I’ve seen one clear a six foot fence from a
standing start.
SHEEP
When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with
animals, almost invariably they think of sheep. So many
shepherds have told so many stories over the years. My
experience tells me that this reputation is probably well
deserved. Their main disadvantage is their size… they are not
convenient to mount. They are fairly easy to get into bed.
Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them will give up
and stop any struggling. Every time, I am concerned about that
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Monday, September 7th, 2009 Archive-author: Dirty Bob
Archive-title: A Reader’s Guide to Amateur Videos – Vol. I
(coming soon in Video XCitement Magazine!)
I contacted most of the main advertisers in a recent issue (#24) to obtain
information for this Guide. Most responded promptly. Some sent samples. Only
a few did not bother to respond–and they are listed as such! I wonder why…?
As you can see, I did not ask for too much information–just the basics. I
wanted to help those of you new to buying this type of video get an idea of what
all is available. Hopefully, it will do the job. If it helps, great!
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Name, Address Û cat. Û Video Û # Û Their Best-Selling Video Price
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Scratch ³ free ³ N/A ³ 4 ³ “Thirsty”
Box 3032 ³ ³ ³ ³ 95 minutes AMATEUR $43.00
Kansas City, Ks. 66103 ³ ³ ³ ³ girl solo; oral/face cum shots
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AQUA VIDEO ³ ³ ³ ³ 1986 MS. NUDE GALAXY CONTEST
9 Southmoor Circle ³ free ³ $15.00³ 8 ³ 60 minutes Pro $19.95
Kettering, Ohio 45429 ³ ³ ³ ³ Nude activities & contests: mud
³ ³ ³ ³ wrestling, dancing, body painting
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Lindsey Holden ³ free ³ N/A ³ 3 ³ “Lindsey #1″
1214 Washington St. ³ ³ ³ ³ 60 minutes AMATEUR $25.00
Vicksburg, Ms. 39180 ³ ³ ³ ³ girl solo; misc; excellent!
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Hott #420-MH ³ free ³ N/A ³ 5 ³ “Irene Shaves #1″
129 E. Colorado Blvd. ³ ³ ³ ³ 30 minutes AMATEUR $19.00
Monrovia, Ca. 91016 ³ ³ ³ ³ solo; shaves; strips; masturbates
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Video Alternatives #405 ³ free ³ $20.00³ 20³ “Cheryl’s All-Day Affair”
1620 Country Club Plaza ³ ³ cred- ³ ³ 60 minutes AMATEUR $25.00
St. Charles, Mo. 63303 ³ ³ ited ³ ³ girl w/ many guys! Nonstop fun/sex
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WVP ³ $2.00³ $24.95³ 31³ “Vol. 16 – Darlene”
7737 Fari Oaks Blvd. I29³ ³ ³ ³ 65 minutes AMATEUR $35.00
Carmichael, Ca. 95608 ³ ³ ³ ³ lingerie changes; nudity, posing
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New World Video ³ free ³ $30.00³ 62³ “Vol. 20″
Box 858 ³ ³ ³ ³ AMATEUR $35.00
Aberdeen, Wa. 98520 ³ ³ ³ ³ 3-way interracial action
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California Classic Clips³ free ³ N/A ³ ³ “#10″ and “#4″
Box 1249 ³ broc-³ ³ ³ 60 minutes AMATEUR/PRO $29.95
…End of the part1. To be continued..
Grand Canyon Adventure part8
Saturday, September 5th, 2009 used to watch the storms from the front porch in Texas, rolling across the
hills. The scent of summer rain, the feeling of a warm and cool breeze
after a hot, humid day. Jennifer began to relax, and I opened the
curtains, telling her to watch and try to imagine the lightning as jagged
artwork drawn by the Gods, as our anscestors did. She calmed a bit, and as
long as we were close, Jennifer was able to relax. You put your head on my
shoulder and slept, and Jennifer and I talked about silly childhood fears.
About three a.m. you felt an arm around your waist, and dreamily
you reached back to stroke my leg. You were surprised when you felt a
smooth, soft leg, and then you realized that I was in front of you. The
hand on your stomach squeezed slightly and you heard Jennifer’s sigh from
behind you. You carefully rolled over, and her hand slid up to your
breast, her eyes closed, and her breathing long and deep. You were about to
roll back and her hand squeezed your breast again, then cupped it. You
touched her thigh again, and her eyes opened slowly. Thunder was a long
way off, rumbling overhead. Her hand slid up and brushed your cheek, and
you ran your hand over her smooth flat stomach. Her eyes closed and
sighed. Your fingers found her nipple under the tshirt, and you circled
her areola lightly. Jennifer leaned over and kissed you, her fiery tounge
surprising you with its passion. Her soft hands slid down your body,
finding the edge of the t-shirt you wore, and started to slide it up. You
felt her surprise at your lack of panties and her hand moved and caressed
your ass, squeezing gently. You felt my fingers on your back, telling you
that I was awake, but I did nothing more. Excited by Jennifer, and by
knowing I was watching, you slid your hand under her shirt and pinched her
full nipple, making her moan into your mouth. Her hands slid up your back,
then she pulled your shirt over your head. She looked at your breasts,
then bent down, suckling on them and making soft noises. Her fingers slid
through your sparse blonde bush, and found your labia, teasing them open.
I could feel your body move and undulate as she caressed you and sucked
your nipples. You rolled onto your back, next to me and Jennifer pulled
the sheet down to lick your bush, and circle your clit with her tounge.
The lowered sheet gave me away and she saw the nylon shorts bulging
obviously. Without a word, her hand reached out and stroked my hard shaft
through the nylon, her other hand teasing you by lightly raking her nails
underneath your full breasts.
You slid her shorts off, not even needing to unzip them from her
slim figure. My hands slipped her t-shirt off as your hands caressed her
small ass and her thighs. Jennifer’s tounge slid further between your
legs, and the sounds she made were of sheer estacy. Finally, we were all
naked and I sucked your tits while she licked you, and I could tell that
you were close to coming. Jennifer slid a finger inside you and sent you
over the edge, your body becoming rigid and tight. Jennifer slid over and
her mouth seemed to swallow my shaft, taking it most of the way to the
base, then back. Laying across you, she continued to suck my cock, making
small slurping noises. When your hands began caressing her smooth, tight
behind, Jennifer parted her thighs to allow you to caress her pussy as she
leaned over you. Her talented mouth was bringing me to the very edge, then
…End of the part8. To be continued..
Grand Canyon Adventure part4
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 the crease of your ass. Our tounges dance and tease, then when we’re both
totally aroused and burning with desire, I pull your blouse open, ripping
the buttons and squeezing both your tits in my hands. Your hands rip my
shirt open and mine rip your shorts from your hips. Rrrrrriiip!
Rrrrriiiip! Now naked and carnal, our bodies press together, the warmth of
our skins adding to the passionate fires deep inside us. Our mouths meet,
and our tounges dance wildly. You slide up and then down, taking my shaft
straight into your pussy. Cream seeps from you as we move, and I can feel
your juice on my balls as we rock our hips to meet. You are so sexy, so
vibrant, and your whole body begs me to lick you all over. I begin on your
tits, working my way around your neck, and then kissing and licking your
shoulders. Our passions are burning, and I can feel your pussy gripping me
with every stroke. I raise your arms above your head, and lick down the
insides, past your sensitive armpits, and down your very sensitive sides.
“God, I want to taste you all over.” I say softly, then feel your pussy
begin to spasm. “Yes, baby. Oh yes.” I whisper to you again. Your lips
part and your face shows the sudden arrival of your orgasm, just as I feel
your cunt grip me tight, trying to milk me. Your arms circle my neck and
you pull me against you, shuddering each time my cock throbs or moves. I
kiss your neck, and then your lips, trying to give you every ounce of
pleasure I can. Your eyes open, still filled with a carnal need. “Cum in
me.” You demand in a whisper. “I want you to cum deep inside my cunt. Fill
my vagina with your hot thick cum. Shoot it all up inside me!”
I slowly begin to move inside you, feeling my own orgams very near.
“Don’t stop.” I breathe, “Tell me what you want.” Again you repeat your
demands, and more. “I want to feel your sperm flooding my cunt, filling me,
seeping out of my hot pussy. Rub it all over my stomach. Give me your
cum!” You’ve done this to me before, excite me with words, but never with
my cock inside your depths. I pull you down onto my cock, holding you
there, pressing up against you. “More.” I breathe, panting in your ear.
“Yes. Cum. Let me feel your hard cock spurt and pump and splatter that hot
thick cum in my cunt. I want you to fill me with cum!”
You feel me swell inside your smouldering cunt, getting thicker and
harder. Then a massive throb and hot sperm flows into your depths, washing
up against your insides. Another pulse, and more cum flows into you, my
body spasming and shaking. You hear my moans, and feel my hips buck,
trying to put my seed even deeper into you. “Yes baby. Give my your cum.
Shoot your sperm in me!” you cry, and my cock spurts again, your pussy
trying to squeeze every drop out of my cock. My head falls to your tits,
and I suck hard on one nipple, your pussy contracting again. We moan
together, my cock still throbbing and spurting thick cream deep inside you.
We lay back, and you stretch out on top of me, my cock going soft
inside your cum-filled pussy. You put your head on my chest, listening to
my heart beating hard and fast, knowing that you made it so. We’re damp
with sweat, and we hold each other tight, drifting to sleep in the warm
night.
…End of the part4. To be continued..
