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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part11

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

220. received finger scratch marks?
221. drawn blood by scratching during sex?
222. drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn
blood)
223. given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?
224. performed oral sex?
225. received oral sex?
226. swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?
227. done sixty-nine ?
228. performed mutual masturbation?
229. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
230. had sex on the first date?
231. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm,
prayer, and hope methods counts as “without the use of birth control
devices”.)
232. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
233. had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and *still* don’t
know)
234. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
235. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20
years?
236. had sex with someone not of your own race?
237. had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 6: Non Primary Choice Relations. 39 questions.

This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone of your
OWN gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is someone of the
OPPOSITE gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to
be someone of your OWN gender.

Have you ever done any of the following:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
239. kissed someone on the lips?
240. french kissed someone?
241. necked?
242. petted?
243. received manual sex?
244. given manual sex?
245. received oral sex?
246. given oral sex?
…End of the part11. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part5

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

fortnight?
38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby
civilization?
40. masturbated to orgasm?
41. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
materials?
42. masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,
motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
43. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the
phone. This is legit.)
44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
47. been to a peep show?
48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
your undies after a shower doesn’t make it.)
51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,
lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms
and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not
count.)
52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
tm
of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn’t count. Think:
design and function.)
53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat
woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.)
54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas,
carrots, apples…)?
55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other
carvable material (that isn’t food)?
57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?
58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
59. inserted your finger into your rectum?
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60. used ben-wa balls ?
61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)
62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an
accident.)
63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)
…End of the part5. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part18

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

<#no ans.> [ENTER] 4 /
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<#no ans.> / 4 =
_______________________________________________________________________________
II. Warranty Information
We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor
does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better
in bed or the haystack.
The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages
resulting from this test, including but not limited to, paternity suits. Ask
your doctor or pharmacist.
Do not take apart; there are no user serviceable parts inside.
Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the
publisher; just don’t edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the authors
of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family, or
fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state
to state. (i.e. inebriated)
Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance discouraged and
frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included. Some
assembly may be required. Does not come with any other figures.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
The above is a public service announcement of this institution.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Footnotes:
1
Rushin’ fingers.
2
Roamin’ hands.
3
They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted
into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out,
usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it’s supposed to feel good or
something like that.
4
Goose: opposite of moon.
5
You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.
6
Avec les animaux.
7
For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.
8
For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.
9
Anal sex.
10
Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual
excitement.–Webster’s Third New International Dictionary.
An obsession with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and
…End of the part18. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part3

Monday, December 21st, 2009

you’ll have to be observant of her reactions.

Shaved versus “natural” looks. This is a matter of taste (pun
intended). Pussies shaved bare are very sensitive and sensual, especially
once you begin to get things wet with your tounge. You can also trim her
bush for her, which by the way, is a great turn on for her, and shows her
how delicate and gentle you can be. If you can’t convince her to shave
it all off, try buying her a swimsuit that is very narrowly cut down the
front. She’ll likely shave so she can wear the suit. If neither of you
wants her shaved bare, make it a part of your foreplay to keep her bush
trimmed neatly.

Trimming her bush is best done with a pair of small scissors with
the points rounded (or covered with adhesive tape). Using a comb, comb
through her hair gently to remove tangles first. Now, with a towel under
her, you can trim for length. Start out long, so that you don’t leave her
bush a mass of short, bristly stubble that will irriate. This is
espcially important between her legs. If her hair curls next to her
labia, cut the hair about half way through the curl, so that it doesn’t
stick straight out. If you want to shape her bush, say into a heart,
trim the outline first, before you cut the length. That way, you won’t
thin too much hair out and leave bare or thin spots.

If you are going to shave her, be sure to have a good CLEAN safety
razor, a NEW blade (less irritation and fewer nicks), soap or shave
cream, some tissue paper (for any minor nicks), and skin cream or oil for
afterwards. Shaving her pussy will be a job much like shaving your own
face, except that you’ll be working in a far more sensitive area and more
difficult too.

Begin by trimming her bush short, then laying a warm washcloth on
her while you prepare the soap. Leave her bush damp and lather, being
sure that you clean off her slit and clit so you can protect them later.
Keep the skin taut, and with a warm, wet razor, made light, even strokes.
Use your own finger to protect any potentially sensitive area from being
nicked. If you should see a cut, put a small piece of dry tissue on it
to let it stop bleeding and then continue shaving her. Holding her legs
wide, one at a time will help. Once you have shaved her mons, and around
her vaginal slit, complete the job by carefully shaving around her anus
too. All done? Good, now take the skin oil or cream (which you should
have set in some warm water), and massage that into her freshly shaved
skin.

Either way, trimming or shaving her will normally have her nerves
just slightly on edge, and the touch of your hands will cause her to
become aroused. Often, just trimming her bush will cause her to produce a
thick, white cream as you comb, tease, and trim around her most sensitive
areas. And, she can seldom resist keeping her hands from exploring your
handiwork. Let her see and feel it, and tell her she is beautiful.

…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellperfhandtxt part3

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

In any case a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop
of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alex-
andra Penney, in her book, “How to Make Love to a Man”, is very
keen on massaging the lotion between one’s hands before putting
it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-
rubbing warms it up.

If your partner doesn’t seem to have a very firm erection, try
using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local
sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight
burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard.
Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps. If you really
want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls
and watch him go through the roof.

One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand
motions. Here are a few indispensable techniques:

SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you
develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the dif-
ference. Don’t get into a routine where the strokes are dull,
and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point
where he’s singing out, “I second that hand motion!”

DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated
hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both
hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to
caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base
of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft,
move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
Pretend you’re holding a baseball bat and are about to score a
grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one
up, one down at the same time. There’s no doubt that two hands
are better than one.

THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all
the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it.
Meanwhile you’re bringing your corresponding hand down to the top
of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the
name “anvil stroke.” Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a
double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
piping-hot anvil.

THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the “shuttle cock,” but it’s one of
the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching
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Archive-name Miscellmilehightxt part4

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

least one substitute teacher.

61.301 An applicant for an MHCO rating must pass a written exami-
nation on the following applicable aviation subjects:

(a) Care, operation, a periodic maintenance of articulating
seats in certificated U.S. civil aircraft.

(b) Basic anatomy and other considerations in selecting a
co-pilot.

61.302 An applicant for an MHCO rating will be tested on the
following maneuvers:

(a) Takeoffs. Applicant will prepare the co-pilot for MHCO
activities.

(b) Stalls. Applicant will demonstrate any acceptable and
workable method of delay maneuvering to avoid premature
results.

(c) Approaches. Applicant will demonstrate at least six (6)
precision or three (3) non-precision approaches to a co-
pilot who does not suspect the purpose of the flight.

(d) Soft Field Landings. Applicant will show proficiency in
selecting procedures to be utilized under soft conditions.

(e) Short Field Landings. Applicant will show proficiency in
utilizing the proper procedures under short conditions.

(f) Forced Landings. Applicant will will accomplish the
minimum MHCO activities despite co-pilot’s objections.

(g) On-pylon Eights. Applicant will select two prominent
landmarks and maneuver between them. If the co-pilot is not
endowed with sufficiently prominent landmarks, the activity
may be performed in a flight simulator approved by the
Administrator.

(h) In-flight Emergencies. Applicant will conduct a suitable
approach with the zipper jammed in the “up” position and
will demonstrate the smooth emergency extension of gear
before contact.

(i) Holding Patterns. The Applicant will show proficiency in
covering all points of interest with only two hands.
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Archive-name Miscellmilehightxt part2

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

included in the MHC syllabus. Similarly, the crash of a corpo-
rate-owned Learjet in western Pennsylvania was thought to have
been caused by the absence of the crew from the cockpit at the
time the aircraft arrived in Pittsburgh. Further, evidence sug-
gests that some hitherto unexplained accidents may have been due
to pilot fatique following Mile High Club Operations (MHCO)
activities. These accidents have amply demonstrated that there is
a compelling need for regulation of MHCO activities for the
protection of the public and property under the flight paths of
such aircraft.

The FAA is proposing to expand the scope of Part 61 of the FARs
by the addition of paragraphs 61.300 through 61.305 to prohibit
the propositioning of any occupant of a certificated aircraft by
any licensed and current pilot who has not first demonstrated the
ability to execute the duties of pilot-in-command and/or co-pilot
to the satisfaction of an Operations Inspector or a designated
Pilot Examiner. It is further proposed to establish minimum
experience, age, and skill levels for the issuance of MCHO rat-
ings to pilots’ certificates. To ensure that a satisfactory level
of proficiency is maintained by certificated pilots possessing
MHCO ratings, it is proposed that biennial proficiency reviews be
mandated.

Environmental Impact Statement

The adoption of these regulations is not anticipated to have a
significant impact upon the environment including an impact upon
population pressures.

Economic Impact Statement

The proposed rules would not materially impact the economics
of MHCO activities, including those conducted for hire under Part
135.

Definitions

For the purposes of this NPRM, the following Definitions are
established:

PILOT: An applicant for or possessor of a MCHO rating regardless
of sex, creed, color, political affiliation, proclivities, or
physical dimensions.

CO-PILOT: Any person regardless of sex, creed, color, political
affiliation, proclivities, or physical dimensions assisting a
certificated, MHCO-rated pilot in carrying out MHCO activities.

PASSENGER: Any reliable witness to an MHCO flight test who does
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Archive-name Miscelljboswellinx part2

Monday, October 12th, 2009

HOT-BOSS My hot, young wife, Dawn, begins the fun times by
entertaining me and my hard-assed boss early in the
morning. Then, at his urging, she becomes a real
party-girl, entertaining the whole shift. Written
3/90.

HOTBRIBE An innocent, young bride feels forced to make the
“ultimate sacrifice” to keep her trouble-making husband
out of jail. And this time, she’s forced to surrender
her virtue to a group of horny college guys! Written
3/91.

HOT-COCK My sexy, little wife finds a California surfer-dude
with an excess of cock between his legs. One fuck and
she’s hooked on well-hung lovers. At least I get to
watch, sometimes. Written 1/92.

HOTDANCE Her husband and friends beg her to be a strip-o-gram
for a surprise birthday party. The real surprise is
that she discovers she loves stripping, dancing, and
entertaining groups of guys more than her husband or
their wives will ever know. She’s happy to take her
show on the road. Written 6/90.

HOTGROUP By accident, a devoted husband finds out that his wife
is addicted to group sex with strange men. He follows
her one night and witnesses the nasty scene for
himself. Written 4/90.

HOT-JAM This nurse has put in a tough double shift. Now, she’s
on her way home to fix dinner for hubby and the kids
and gets stuck in a massive traffic jam. As luck would
have it, she spots the stud of her dreams and tries a
little “relaxation therapy” with him. Written 4/92.

HOT-JOB My wife, Karen, drove all her male coworkers in the
warehouse crazy with her big tits. But on a hot summer
day she couldn’t keep her big chest to herself and they
finally got to sample those tits — and so much more!
Written 6/90.

HOT-LADY Trying to surprise me, my wife opened the door nude,
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