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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part19

Friday, January 8th, 2010

sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
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3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
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A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
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Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
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Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
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Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
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1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
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Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
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Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
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Vaginal oral sex.
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Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32

Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part4

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

If you’re doing this as foreplay, then shaving will take you about
1/2 hour, maybe a little more. Trimming will take about 20 minutes,
including the clean up of her cut hair. Once this is done, and she’s
hopefully pulled you into the bed, demanding her “reward” for the night,
take your time to let her really experience the new sensations. Prolong
it, and make her writhe about in estascy at the new feelings.

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part36

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

562 Roosevelt Ave.
Carteret
(908) 541-8765

DREAMERS
420 Passaic Ave.
East Newark
(201) 482-1110

TEMPTATIONS
1213 Magnolia Ave.
Elizabeth
(908) 355-2525
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 6:00PM to 3:00AM

GALAXY 2000
149 South Street
Newark
(201) 817-9637
Located one block off of Route 21, on South Street.

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NEW JERSEY (continued)

Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Wed 5:00PM to 2:00AM, Thur – Sat 5:00PM to
3:00AM, Sun for Private Parties
COVER CHARGE: $2.00 during special events
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: Hot & cold appetizers, full sandwich menu, snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Special events scheduled every month. Every Saturday is Wet
Bikini Night – all the girls get wet in a shower.

DOUBLE VISION
558 Main Street
Orange
(201) 678-3390

PALACE
691 Main Ave.
Passaic
(201) 472-2213
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part34

Friday, November 20th, 2009

SOME PLACE ELSE
411 Front Street
Mankato
(507) 345-3793

MISSISSIPPI

GOLDEN NUGGET
1899 Beach Blvd.
Biloxi
(601) 388-2162

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MISSOURI

GUS’S GOLDMINE COCKTAIL LOUNGE
1333 Main Street
Kansas City
(816) 842-5479
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

NEBRASKA

FIRESIDE INN
24 E. 21st Street
Kearny
(308) 234-9600
Located in downtown Kearney
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 5:00PM to 8:30PM
COVER CHARGE: Evenings
CLUB CAPACITY: 175
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Live, professional stand-up comics every Wednesday night. Live
bands 3 or 4 nights a week.

CLUB 15
1421 Farnam
Omaha
(402) 345-5084
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part32

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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MARYLAND (continued)

COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 500
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No Sweat Pants

GLASS SLIPPER
14 Custom House Ave.
Baltimore
(410) 539-2772

THE OASIS
308 E. Baltimore Street
Baltimore
(410) 752-7251
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 95
FOOD SERVICE: None

MASSACHUSETTS

NAKED I CABARET
666 Washington Street
Boston
(617) 426-7462
Corner of Beach Street at Chinatown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 149
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features an All Nude College Girl Revue.

GOLDEN BANANA
151 Newberry Street
Peabody
(508) 535-9777

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part21

Friday, November 6th, 2009

on your left.
Topless & GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 11:00AM to 1:00AM, Fri & Sat 11:00AM to
2:00AM, Sun Noon to 11:00PM
COVER CHARGE: $1.00, Fri & Sat 7:00PM to 11:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
DRESS CODE: Casual

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DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

1720 CLUB
1720 H Street, N.W.
Washington
(202) 338-1774
Located one block southwest of the White House, near the
intersection of 17th and H Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Fri 11:00AM to 3:00AM,
Sat 4:00PM to 3:00AM, Sun 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 125
FOOD SERVICE: Full menu. Including appetizers, entree’s, &
specials.
DRESS CODE: No hats or cutoffs

FLORIDA
MUGS ‘N JUGS
1315 Viscaya Pkwy.
Cape Coral
(813) 574-5847

FANTASY
14411 US Hwy. 19, S.
Clearwater
(813) 535-6706

CLUB TEDDY BARE
1033 Mason Ave.
Daytona Beach
(904) 255-5599

GUMWRAPPERS
3233 N. Ocean Blvd.
Fort Lauderdale
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part18

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

DRESS CODE: No leathers or cutoffs
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has pool tables, video games, basketball, bowling game, and
is always a fun place to be.

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CALIFORNIA (continued)

NITE LIFE (UP TOWN)
4307 Ohio Street
San Diego
(619) 284-7435
Exit the 805 Freeway and go west on El Cajon Blvd to Ohio Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $10.00 for one year membership
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Lunch served
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Features acts, including Centerfolds and Adult Video Stars
regularly scheduled.

CASBAH
467 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-5807

ROARING 20′S
552 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-6765

SNOOKY’S
2050 Doville Ave.
Simi Valley
(805) 583-9093
Exit 118 Freeway at Erringer Road, go south to Los Angeles Ave.
and turn right. Turn right again at the first traffic signal
west of Erringer.
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 1:30AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 70
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part10

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

CLUB CAPACITY: 210
DRESS CODE: None

ARIZONA
BANDAIDS SHOW LOUNGE
2548 N. 7th Street
Phoenix
(602) 254-0811
One mile from Interstate 10
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: Casual

BOURBON STREET CIRCUS
2901 E. Thomas Road
Phoenix
(602) 956-9650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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ARIZONA (continued)

CANDY STORE
18613 N. Cave Creek Road
Phoenix
(602) 264-8476
Located at Union Hills and Cave Creek Road.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Wed Noon to 1:00AM, Thur – Sat Noon to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: No tank tops
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally books feature acts.

CLASS ACT LOUNGE
2438 E. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 392-0958
Located on McDowell Road, one block east of 24th Street.
Nude Dancers
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Official Strip Joint Guide

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THE O.S.J.G.(tm)
THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
==================================

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GENTLEMEN’S ENTERTAINMENT

ELECTRONIC SHAREWARE EDITION

Volume 1, Number 2

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This edition is the abridged electronic version of THE
O.S.J.G.(tm) and contains information on over 250 clubs in the
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Archive-name Miscelloldtimestxt

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Archive-author: RICHH
Archive-title: Seems like Old Times

Somehow my brother had managed to score some dope of the kind
that I hadn’t seen around in almost 5 years. We’re talking KILL.
ER. MTV was on but the sound was off. Howard pulled out some
papers. We were sitting cross-legged, on the carpet, in front of
the tv.
“Screw that,” I said. “Grab the bong.” He did.
I filled it, but just enough for one good hit. That Wilson
Philips song ‘Hold On’ came on.
“All right,” said Karen, as I took the first hit. “Quick top
ten list.”
“Topic?” asked Howard.
“Top ten things heard at a Wilson Philips party, after Chynna
and Wendi have gone outside to make out with their boyfriends.”
I half-laughed, half-choked, and passed the bong to my
brother.
“Excellent,” I said. “Number 10–Such a pretty face.”
Karen said, “9–a great personality.”
My brother scored big with “She writes *all* the songs you
know.”
But Karen topped it with “Brian was the most talented.”
Karen did her hit and I said “She was a champion swimmer in
grade school, you know.”
“What number is that?” asked Karen, whose eyes were already
mere slits.
“Number two–,” said Howard, “Where’s Chynna. Where’s
Wendi?”
“All right,” I said. “And the number one thing overheard at
the Wilson Philips blah blah blah–” Howard drummed a little on the
carpet. “Got any blow?”
“Careful,” I said, as the bong teetered precariously from the
encouragement of my brother’s foot.
Howard was the first to say it. “I am stoned.”
“How much of this did you get?” asked Karen.
“Just an ounce. Should last for a while at this rate.”
This was clearly true.
“Mariah Carey,” said Karen, who then stuck her finger down her
throat. The ‘Emotion’ video was on. “Turn the sound up, How,” I
said.
“You don’t *like* her, do you?” asked Karen.
“Gimme a break. I just wonder if she hits those notes on her
back, too.”
“Figures.”
“Wait,” said Karen, her eyes opening suddenly. She turned the
sound down on Mariah. “I’ve got an idea. I’ve got to say it now,
because I only think of it when I’m stoned, you know?”
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Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt part7

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

seems to intensify his orgasm if I screw him in the final
stages of jerking him off. Use PLENTY of lubrication; Too much
is nearly enough. Use the same technique as for vaginal
intercourse with a bitch; drape his tail over one of your
thighs and guide your dick into his hole with one hand, pulling
his hips back with your other hand. If he doesn’t like it at
this stage, he will try and get away. DON’T force him to
comply with your perverted desires if he doesn’t want to.
If all is going well, you can reach around and tweak the
tip of his dick with your fingers. You will feel his rectal
muscles clamping onto your dick as he squirts. Very pleasant.
Don’t spend too long with your dick inside him, or he will get
annoyed and not let you near his rear again. Just thrust into
him gently a few times. If you are like me, you will find this
so stimulating you cum almost instantly anyway. After you
withdraw, praise your dog and cuddle him, fondly him, and make
him feel good about you, then go and wash your dick well.

In my experience, all male dogs like the taste of human
semen. Whether you just want to quickly jerk off, or after a
sustained love-making session with a human partner, let your
dog clean you up. They have very soft tongues, and are very
careful and gentle. You are denying yourself and your dog a
great deal of pleasure if you don’t let him lick up your semen.

A couple of extra points about male dogs:- it is more
pleasant sucking on their dicks after they have a bath. It is
quite natural for a male dog to have a build-up of a mixture of
body fluids, dead skin, and general scum inside their sheath.
It probably won’t kill you, but the thought of it in my mouth
makes me feel queasy, so a quick cleaning session is called
for.
Dogs are great partners in threesomes (in any
combinations of humans and dogs). Experiment, have fun.

Spend some time during your love-making with your doggy
partner to praise them, and re-assure them. Fondle them,
cuddle them, and generally treat them like an equal. They are
giving the gift of their love to you too, so don’t take them
for granted. Afterward, lie with them, hug them, talk softly
to them.
If you own a dog, and don’t have sex with them, think on
this; Dogs love sex. They enjoy the sensations of orgasm, and
unless you help them to achieve it, cannot achieve it
themselves. Think on how frustrated you would be if you
couldn’t even masturbate yourself when you were horny. As a
dog owner, you have taken the animal from his natural habitat
where he would mate at every opportunity if he could, and put
him in an environment where sex just isn’t available. If you
love your dog, you should extend the gift of sexual release
toward him or her. It will deepen their love for you, and your
love for them. I’m not asking you to engage in wild sexual
odysseys with your dog (I can highly recommend it as fun,
though!!), but at least you could jerk off your male dog, or
rub the clitoris of your bitch to relieve them. It isn’t
unhealthy, it isn’t sick, it isn’t even perverted (I mean,
animal breeders do it for a living). It is love.

Nevyn.