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philosophers are always occupied in the practice of dying.

Plotinus: There are loftier beauties which in the sense-bound life we are not granted to know. To the vision of these we must mount, leaving sensual life to its own lower place. Plotinus.

Pythagoras: “‘Fight to overcome thy foolish passions,’ Pythagoras told his students.”Be sober […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Definitions of Sex

Adler: The task of human parents is to enhance the spiritual life of the next generation by planting the seed of spirit in their own child.

Al-Tirmidhi: Man is humble only when the flaming fire of desires has become extinct. Al-Tirmidhi

Aristotle: Desire is accompanied by pain.

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Auguste Comte: To control the sexual impulse efficiently has always been and ever will be regarded as the highest test of human wisdom. Abstinence serves to strengthen mutual affection. The feeling of attachment becomes stronger and more constant […]

slam danced? slow danced? copped a feel while slow dancing? tangoed? waltzed? lambadaed? had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? french kissed? necked? attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi […]

been sad because someone you knew was getting married? been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you’d never get to sleep with them? used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)? searched for the G-spot? searched for the G-spot and found it (you stud)? told him he had when he […]

used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the prescription for (’abused’ a controlled substance)? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? frequently bought […]

you thought about it?

1. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
   1. yes, again; no, thought?
   2. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person […]

worn clothing that was “revealing” (either of your figure, or that emphasized ’strategic’ locations)? worn clothing that you didn’t know was THAT revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)? gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear? been in public without wearing underwear? photocopied personal portions of your anatomy […]

activity and you asked them to join?

(the following are where you have been attracted to someone because of their social status) 982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)? 983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority […]

915.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners weekly? 916.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners daily? 917.didn’t think it promiscuous having more than one partner in at a time? 918.considered having to installed a ‘takaticket’ machine (as in “now serving number ..”)? 919.made or taken […]

766.licked or sucked a woman’s fingers? 767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman’s ear? 769.fondled a woman who was asleep? 770.woken up being fondled? 771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn’t wake up? 772.had sex with a woman […]

516.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a ‘favor’? 517.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art or photographs? 518.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit photographs […]

and…)

1. used roadkill as equipment in an organized sport? (Cat sailing, Armadillo football, “the cat’s second base”, etc)
   1. taken a photo of domestic pet roadkill and made up posters with the photo saying “Found: please […]

1. slow danced? 1

2. had the symptoms of Russian fingers? […]

request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not transferable; see […]