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Archive-author: Archive-title: 1993 River Dippers Membership

             1993 RIVER DIPPERS MEMBERSHIP

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to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test - for REALLY low scores already

                    Newly Revised Purity Test

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you asked them to join?

1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
   1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
   2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
   3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
   4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have […]

with a hermaphrodite, fucked? had sex with spectators? been judged by the spectators? had spectators take notes? foot masturbated someone? been foot masturbated? tongue bathed someone? been tongue bathed? sucked the feet or toes of someone? had someone suck your feet or toes? been, or kept, a mistress? been, or had, a ‘kept man’? been a pimp or madame? been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or […]

had sex to campfire light? had sex in full lighting? had sex in absolute darkness? disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? been a screamer? caused someone to be a screamer? fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)? fucked dorsally (’doggy’ style)? fucked amphibiously (’froggy’ style)? fucked in the female superior position? fucked sitting up? fucked standing up? fucked in a chair? fucked while leaning over a chair? fucked while […]

while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, necked/petted? in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex? in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked? on the roof of a building, necked/petted? on the roof of a building, had oral sex? on the roof of a […]

genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?

1. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have you thought about it?
   1. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD? gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?

V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions)

Have you: spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)? been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like? joined a nunnery or […]

If you’ve tied someone up and shown them to others and they were naked, add one point. If you’ve tied someone up naked, shown them to others and they were unaware this was intended, add five points. If you’ve been tied up knowing […]

activity and you asked them to join?

(the following are where you have been attracted to someone because of their social status) 982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)? 983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority […]

if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 370.intentionally unrinated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 372.intentionally defecated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 374.mutilated […]

312.contracted mono? 313.been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you’d been with had been? 314.had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std? 315.had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std? 316.gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the […]