9. slow danced?
1
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers?
2
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands?
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
without anything steamy happenings?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
that they would pick up on it?
_______________________________________________________________________________
Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the
time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like
the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
Have you ever done the following:
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
33. shaved your genital pubic hair?
34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
…End of the part4. To be continued..
Archive for the ‘cum filled mouth’ Category
Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part4
Monday, January 11th, 2010Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part17
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 369. woken up to someone having sex with you?
370. given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?
371. been on the receiving of anal sex?
372. been on the ramming end of anal sex?
373. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
374. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
375. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
376. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation
while someone other than your partner was watching?
377. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical
instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other
words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing
teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
380. inflicted pain during sex?
381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having
drawn blood.)
20
382. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman’s period?
383. had sex during the woman’s period?
384. foot masturbated someone?
385. been foot masturbated?
386. tongue bathed someone?
387. been tongue bathed?
388. licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?
389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
390. licked someone’s anus?
391. licked someone’s anus while they were defecating?
392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
393. drank your own urine?
394. tasted or drank someone else’s urine?
395. drank human blood?
396. tasted someone else’s nasal mucous?
397. been involved in golden showers?
398. swallowed your partner’s orgasmic secretions?
399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?
_______________________________________________________________________________
I. Scoring
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper with lots of
itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of workmanship, we
now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score. There are
several methods; the calculator method works best, as does the a la mainframe
method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) Of the easier ways: count up
all your “no” answers, then divide this number by four. This gives your
percentage purity; the higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same
vein, the lower the score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are. For your
reference, we include calculator directions:
For people with real calculators (HP):
…End of the part17. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part16
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)
338. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the
opposite sex?
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9.3. Style
Have you ever done any of the following:
339. watched while someone else masturbated?
340. orgasmed on somebody?
341. orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you
if you are a female?
342. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning
device?
343. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?
(Nitrous oxide does not count.)
344. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex,
oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
345. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or
mutual masturbation?
346. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
347. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral
sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever
may be listening in?
348. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your
partner during sex?
349. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (Such
as: house on fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your
dwelling…)
350. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone in which
there is an age difference of more than 10 years?
351. taken nude pictures of someone else?
352. had nude pictures of you taken?
353. been involved in breast fucking? (aka “The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck”)
354. participated in fist-fucking?
355. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
356. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
357. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
358. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
359. orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex?
360. disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while you
and your partner were having sex?
361. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while you were driving
(the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?
362. had sex doggie fashion?
363. had sex in the female superior position?
364. had sex sitting up?
365. had sex standing up?
366. had sex upside-down?
367. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for
re-entry?
368. fell asleep during sex?
…End of the part16. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part15
Monday, January 4th, 2010 masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based,
vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat,
surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the
surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are
making it the case here; so for it to be valid point, the thing must
be in the water at the time.)
322. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,
masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind
or propeller driven transport medium not in excess of 80 feet?
(Yacht, PT boat, etc.)
323. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,
masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind
or propeller driven transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet?
(Ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)
324. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex,
masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft?
(Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet,
flying saucer, etc.)
325. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
326. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
327. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table,
desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for
sitting, or to be used as a table/desk?
328. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic
photograph takers, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was
not designed for such activities?
329. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any
building internal people moving device?
330. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
331. had sex participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation on a roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
332. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other
natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock
overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative
shielding structure?
333. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw
acceptable.)
334. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the
prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding
you) was below the freezing point of water?
335. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual
masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?
336. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled
bath-tub, hot tub, under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls,
tropical, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)?
337. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water?
…End of the part15. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 Archive-author:
Archive-title: Unisex, Omnisex Purity Test 400
_______________________________________________________________________________
THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 3.5A (400)
Final Release
13-Apr-1985
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste.
Virginity can be cured.
This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________
N O T I C E
Disclaimer of Liability
The user of this test acknowledges, understands, and agrees that sex is a
hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement
at all times; that their partner’s condition vary constantly and are greatly
affected by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in
terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and
debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom
area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and
equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to customers not
copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in
injury can happen at any time, even to customers copulating in control with
proper sexual equipment. Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and
exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities
of your sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and
within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these
hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or
damage to property which might result from the customer’s use of the partner’s
facilities.
As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees (1) that in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
without refund; (2) that the partner is the property of the harem and, upon
…End of the part1. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part4
Saturday, December 26th, 2009 – homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone of
YOUR OWN gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to
be someone of the OPPOSITE gender.
– asexual, then go take another test; we don’t need your dull type
around HERE!
1. Are you pure?
_______________________________________________________________________________
I. Scoring
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containing
one itty-bitty answer to the Purity Test (Ooooooh!). Sworn to excellence of
workmanship, we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score.
There are several methods; the calculator method works best. Also there is the
a la mainframe method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.)
Scoring method: Count “yes” answers.
Multiply the result by 100.
The result is your percentage purity.
The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower the
score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are.
(Kinda cut-and-dry, black-and-white, eh?)
For your reference, we include calculator directions:
For people with real calculators (HP):
<# of YES answers> [ENTER] 100 *
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<# of YES answers> * 100 =
_______________________________________________________________________________
II. Warranty Information
We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a
warranty, nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow
somewhat better in bed or the haystack.
The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or
damages resulting from this test, including but not limited to paternity suits.
Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of
the publisher; just DON’T edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the
authors of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate
family, or fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary
from state to state (i.e. inebriated, ecstacy).
(Editor’s Note: Yeah, right.)
Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance
discouraged and frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not
included. Some assembly may be required. Does not come with any other
figures.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
The above is a public service announcement of this institution.
EDITOR’S FINAL NOTE: This ‘unofficial’ version of the purity test was designed
with one thought in mind: that PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS
TO DO THAN SIT AROUND AND ASK ABSURD NAUGHTY QUESTIONS! I
mean, it’s one thing to ask “Have you ever done it?” but
it’s another thing to ask “Have you ever done it while
piloting an aircraft of over 30,000 pounds unladen net
weight over a foreign country in the late summer while
reading a copy of ‘Wuthering Heights’ and being almost
(but not quite) totally naked?” and to ask about every
other bloody state in between!! 400 questions was a
daunting task, but 500 questions? EYUUGH! Not to mention
that after plowing through the 500-question test one
time, almost every person we’ve talked to has had their
Purity score go up! So we’ve taken it upon ourselves to
alleviate the burden of taking a long-winded, inaccurate
examination by reducing it to a quick quiz of personal
beliefs; if YOU think you’ve done enough to be impure,
GO FOR IT! Far be it for US to tell you how pure you
are! It’s all up to you. And isn’t that what it’s all
about, anyway?
************> Brought to you by: Patrick G. Salsbury, Super Genius <***********
************> Joseph V. Prisco, aka Pope Zaphod I of the 80 columns <***********
************> and your local True Value Hardware dealer… <***********
Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part42
Sunday, November 29th, 2009
CIRCUS IN THE FLATS
1041 Old River Road
Cleveland
(216) 575-1398
HOLLYWOOD NITES
16400 Brookpark Road
Cleveland
PORKY’S II
2255 Hamilton Ave.
Cleveland
(216) 241-8841
CLUB CABARET
5638 Columbus Square
Columbus
(614) 890-1086
Located at the corner of 161 and Cleveland Ave. in the Columbus
Square Shopping Center.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 2:00PM to 2:30AM
COVER CHARGE: Days $3.00, Nights $4.00
FOOD SERVICE: Gourmet Deli
DRESS CODE: Collared shirt
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Special features include (Tuesdays) Exotic Wet Lingerie,
(Wednesdays) Shower Shows every hour, (Thursdays) Sexy Skit Dance.
SOLID GOLD
6236 N. Dixie Drive
Dayton
(513) 890-5059
CHASER’S COUNTRY
4036 Tallmadge Road
Rootstown
(216) 325-2552
Located one mile south of I-76, on Tallmadge Road in Rootstown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 4:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $8.00
DRESS CODE: Casual
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part39
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 34 White Street
New York
(212) 226-4870
Located two blocks below Canal Street on Church Street, at the
corner of Church and White Streets.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 160
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Optional
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has a Monday Night Football party and an amateur night every
Saturday.
HARMONY THEATER
279 Church Street
New York
Located 3 blocks south of Canal Street and one block west of
Broadway, between Franklin and White Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Noon to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Anything goes
STRINGFELLOW’S PRESENTS – PURE PLATINUM
35 E. 21st Street
New York
(212) 254-2444
East 21st Street at Park Avenue
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sat & Sun 8:00PM to 4:00A
COVER CHARGE: $10.00, 4:00PM to 7:00PM; $15.00 after 7:00PM
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
NEW YORK (continued)
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: No sneakers, torn jeans.
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
New York’s most sophisticated club.
KORINA LOUNGE
…End of the part39. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part23
Sunday, November 8th, 2009 CLUB PEEK-A-BOO
3174 Lake Worth Blvd.
Lake Worth
(407) 968-5553
Located just west of the intersection of Lake Worth Blvd. and
Congress Ave.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat Noon to 5:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 5:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to 4:30AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 Sun – Thur, $7.00 Fri & Sat
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: Free lunch served Mon – Sat
DRESS CODE: Casual, no leathers
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club is under new management and has recently been completely
remodeled.
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THE OFFICIAL STRIP JOINT GUIDE(tm)
FLORIDA (continued)
LIPSTIK-NORTH
17870 Biscayne Blvd.
Miami
(305) 933-LIPS
From I-95 exit at Miami Garden Drive. Go east to Biscayne Blvd,
then turn right and go four blocks.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 5:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 after 8:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: Free buffet 3:00PM to 8:00PM
DRESS CODE: Informal (no tank tops)
CAFE RISQUE
I-75, Exit 73
Micanopy
(904) 336-1159
Southeast corner of I-75, exit 73
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: 24 Hours a Day
DANCERS ON STAGE: 8:00AM to 4:00AM, Nude Waitresses 4:00AM to 8:0
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 until 8:00PM, $7.00 8:00PM to 3:00AM.
CLUB CAPACITY: 70
FOOD SERVICE: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
…End of the part23. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscelljboswellinx part4
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 HOTSPOTS An ex-topless dancer marries a nice guy and cleans up
her act. Life is great until her brother-in-law’s
bachelor party, when she’s finally convinced that she
can’t change who or what she is. Written 10/91.
HOTSTRIP Just out of high school and she’s found her career! A
few interesting episodes in the life of a pretty,
young, Strip-o-gram girl. Written 6/89.
HOT-TRIP Vacationing at our mountain lodge, I find out that my
much younger wife can really please a crowd of college
guys as I watches. Written 4/90.
HOTVISIT My long-lost, macho, ex-commando cousin visits and
wrecks havoc in my calm, suburban life. He takes my
wife at his pleasure, and she’s a more-than-willing
victim. Written 2/91.
HOTWIFE Four Parts.
My wife’s libido goes crazy on our long vacation. From
the Caribbean Ocean to the Hawaiian Islands, many men
will remember her well. Written 2/91.
JOBWHORE A young secretary is offered career advancement in
exchange for her virtue. What does she decide? Read
the story and find out why she never regrets her
decision. Written 6/89.
LANDLADY An innocent, naive, young wife from West Virginia is
easy prey for her boarder — a slick and demanding
college guy with oral talents and lots of friends.
Written 9/90.
LONGRIDE A short story about how harsh the Wild West really was.
An attempt at parody. Written 10/91.
LOOKWIFE Short stories from wives whose husbands like to watch
them tease other men, and the wives discover they like
to please other men. Written 3/90.
PAY4IT-1 A married couple enjoys playing around as a hooker and
her “John.” They try several variations and the wife
soon becomes hooked on the action. Written 9/91.
PRTYWIFE My soccer buddies came over to party. One guy’s wife
is a party-slut and proud of it. Much to my surprise,
my wife joins her in the fun and all-too-easily out-
sluts her. Written 11/89.
SEEWIFE Fantasizing about my wife with another man turned me
on, and she decided to surprise me with my fantasy for
a birthday present. She tried it and we both enjoyed
it more than we ever expected, but I think she enjoys
it more! The first J. BOSWELL story, written 1/89.
(I’ll be back.)
–
Archive-name Miscellideastxt part5
Friday, October 9th, 2009 supplies. They make it clear that the woman will become their
entertainment in the mountains. They are especially entertained by
torturing her. This could become very heavy. Bondage, branding,
bestiality. They shave her completely and torture her each evening.
They roast her on a spit, not enough to kill her, but enough to
blister her ass and tits. They constantly threaten to kill her in
some hideous way and she never knows when they will really do it.
—————————————————————-
5) THE GAMBLERS
(note: I once left some of this premise in a message but
nobody followed through on it. Here’s a little more.)
The scene is North America, late 21st Century. A young woman
(Natasha) is playing poker at a casino. She has been doing well.
She is spoiled and rich and spends a lot of her time at the casino.
Seated at the table, along with several other men and women, is her
longtime rival. A good-looking man who has consistently beaten her
whenever they’ve played. He’s arrogant and gloats. She despises him
and vows to get even. She arranges with a female associate to stand
near him so she can see his cards. Very subtle movements tip her
associate off as to what her hand is, and other equally subtle
movements are relayed back if she has his hand beat. As a result
she has taken him for a lot of money and he is fuming.
Finally the big hand comes. He gets a full house. The bidding
gets intense and soon everyone drops out except the woman and the
man. She also has a full house, Queens over Jacks. She signals her
hand to her assistant who barely suppresses a beam of surprise and
signals back that she has him beat! The bidding escalates quickly.
He’s convinced he has her beat. At this point nearly a million
dollars are on the table. A crowd begins to gather as they watch
the two glare at each other and continually raise the pot. Finally
all their money is gone. Natasha times her suggestion well. She
suggests that they make an ultimate bet to see who is the best and
who is the born loser. He glares at her, then smiles. He’s sure
he’s got her beat. He asks her what she suggests. The loser becomes
the slave of the winner. The onlookers gasp. Slavery is legal but
they have never heard of a person betting their freedom on a hand
of cards. The rest of the casino gathers around now, all eyes
focused on the two players. He looks her up and down. She has a
great body, dressed in expensive clothes and jewelry. She is so
sure of herself, so arrogant, such a bitch! He agrees. The casino
owner brings forms for them both to sign. The signing is witnessed
by over a hundred people and the overhead camera records the bet.
It is very simple. All the possesions and properties of the loser
go to the winner. The loser legally forfeits his or her freedom and
becomes the absolute slave of the winner. The ownership is
complete.
There is silence in the casino as the two players stare at each
…End of the part5. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellhypnosistxt
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 Archive-author: Tazzie
Archive-title: Hypnosis
+——————-+
! What Hypnotism Is !
+——————-+
Hypnotism, contrary to common beleif, is merely state when your mind and body
are in a state of relaxation and your mind is open to positive, or cleverly
worded negative, influences. It is NOT a trance where you:
o Are totally influencable.
o Cannot lie.
o A sleep which you cannot wake up from
without help.
This may bring down your hopes somewhat, but, hypnotism is a powerful for
self help, and/or mischeif.
+———————–+
! Your Subconcious Mind !
+———————–+
Before going in further, I’d like to state that hypnotism not only is great
in the way that it relaxes you and gets you (in the long run) what you want,
but also that it taps a force of incredible power, beleive it or not, this
power is your subconcious mind. The subconcious mind always knows what is
going on with every part of your body, every moment of the day. It protects
you from negative influences, and retains the power to slow your heartbeat
down and stuff like that. The subconcious mind holds just about all the info
you would like to know about yourself, or, in this case, the person you will be
hypnotising. There are many ways to talk to your subconcious and have it talk
back to you. One way is the ouja board, no its not a spirit, merely the minds
of those who are using it. Another, which I will discuss here, is the pendulum
method. Ok, here is how it goes. First, get a ring or a washer and tie it to
a thread a little longer than half of your forearm. Now, take a sheet of paper
and draw a big circle in it. In the big circle you must now draw a crosshair
(a big +). Now, put the sheet of paper on a table. Next, hold the thread
with the ring or washer on it and place it (holding the thread so that the
ring is 1 inch above the paper swinging) in the middle of the crosshair. Now,
swing the thread so the washer goes up and down, say to yourself the word “yes”
Now, do it side to side and say the word “no”. Do it counter clockwise and say
“I don’t know”. And lastly, do it clockwise and say “I dont want to say.”
Now, with the thread back in the middle of the crosshair, ask yourself
questions and wait for the pendulum to swing in the direction for the answer.
(Yes, no, I dont know or I dont wanna say…). Soon, to your amazement, it
will be answering questions like anything… Let the pendulum answer, dont try
.. When you try you will never get an answer. Let the answer come to you.
…End of the part1. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part6
Monday, September 21st, 2009 tongue work to get them opened up. Even then, they have a bone
a couple of inches in that prevents you from sticking your dick
straight in. You have to angle up and over to get by this bone.
Their height is generally too low to have sex with them while
you are standing up, and too high to have sex with them while
you are kneeling. The best way to have sex with a bitch is to
put her in bed and lay down behind her. The best sex I ever had
with a bitch was one time when I took sloppy seconds from a
friend. However, in general, I would have to rate bitches as
generally unsatisfactory.
GOATS
Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention and
companionship from people. They love to play, and sometimes
will spend as much time as you want playing. If you want to do
this, get a goat with no horns! The larger breeds are about the
same size as a large dog, so they are not too convenient to
mount. They can be trained to lay down, so you can put them in
bed, but will not take to this as fast as a dog.
A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung. Their
pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them
up, and they don’t have the bone like a dog. The entire genital
area of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be
spent licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.
I have found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does
not seem to have a very deep pussy. I tend to bottom out.
Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can
just brush them out of the way. The sphincter muscles of the
goat are fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.
(That is, of course, if they let you. Consent is everything in
animal love.) Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.
What a sexy looking animal!
Be sure to do proper housing for your goat. They can jump a
great distance. I’ve seen one clear a six foot fence from a
standing start.
SHEEP
When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with
animals, almost invariably they think of sheep. So many
shepherds have told so many stories over the years. My
experience tells me that this reputation is probably well
deserved. Their main disadvantage is their size… they are not
convenient to mount. They are fairly easy to get into bed.
Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them will give up
and stop any struggling. Every time, I am concerned about that
…End of the part6. To be continued..
Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part2
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 hand under her tail and see how she reacts to having her pussy
and asshole touched. You can usually do this without being too
obvious. Besides, breeders understand that when someone is
buying breeding stock, it is acceptable to examine the animal’s
genitals.
When looking for a bitch, keep in mind that it is getting more
and more difficult to find an intact bitch due to city and
county regulations about spaying and neutering. You will most
likely have to go to a breeder to get one, and adult bitches are
difficult to find. Even when you locate one, it is difficult to
know how she was raised and treated and trained. If you are set
on buying a dog, the best and most sure approach is to buy a
puppy and raise and train her yourself.
KNOW YOUR ANIMAL
Once you have made your selection and purchase, and have gotten
your new animal home, don’t expect success in screwing her five
minutes after arriving home. Unless she has had sex with a guy
before, her natural instinct will be to resist. This is not the
same kind of resistance that a woman would have, but just an
instinctive reaction to another animal (you) having access to
certain parts of her body. First, you should let your animal
find out about her surroundings and get comfortable with her new
home. Most animals are quite sensitive to changing homes, and
if you try to approach her too soon, she will probably react
unfavorably.
After she gets used to her new home, she will need to get used
to you. You can start by just being around her a lot. When you
feed her, stay in her immediate vicinity. It won’t take long
for her to realize that you are not a predator, and will allow
you to be near. Then you have to get her used to your touch.
Scratch her where she can’t reach. Brush her with an
appropriate comb. Most animals, unless they have been the
victims of abuse, will take to this type of intimacy very
quickly. All these things will also make you much less likely
to get bit, kicked or stomped.
The real secret of success with animals is to be able to put
yourself on their level and understand things from their point
of view. This is not a degrading thing to do, it’s just
different.
The friendship you develop with your animal will not happen
overnight, but it will happen. Soon you will be able to touch
her anywhere without her flinching, and she will trust you.
Now, when you take your clothes off and eat her out or fuck her,
…End of the part2. To be continued..
Grand Canyon Adventure part9
Sunday, September 6th, 2009 pausing, licking my balls and thighs to maintain our high levels of
passion. She slid across you until her mons met yours, and she began to
grind herself against you. Whatever your fingers were doing to her, she
was enjoying, moaning around my cock. Jennifer let her hands roam my chest
and thighs, her tounge driving me crazy. I lay there, unable to even think
about moving, until her mouth reliquished it’s grasp. Jennifer turned back
towards you and began licking you from pussy to ears, her whole body acting
as an instrument to excite you. Her lips kissed your skin, her wild
tounge darting and caressing you here and there. After she sucked on your
earlobes, she sat back and looked at you for a long moment, then her mouth
plunged down, enveloping yours with her soft, delicate lips, and you felt
her tounge searching for your.
Jennifer entered a wild and carnal phase, her body writhing and
undulating on top of yours. You responded by wrapping your arms around her
and sucking her tounge, your bodies radiating a warm, lusty heat. Jennifer
pulled back, and she offered you one of her small tits, pinching her nipple
and making it stand out. Your lips encircled her breast, sucking on it
hard, and flicking your tounge over it slowly. Jennifer’s hand pulled me
over, by my cock so that she could suck me again, this time she tounged and
sucked me without the teasing pauses. Her hand was pumping me into her
mouth, and I grabbed the overhead, supporting my trembling, kneeling body.
We all moaned, and felt the heat of our lusts. The fragrace of our bodies
filled the r.v. with a warm, musky scent, each of us floating on clouds.
Jennifer tried to slide up your body, offer her warm pussy to your mouth,
and she tried not to let my cock slip from her mouth. I pulled out of her
mouth, letting her sit over you, and turn around. Jennifer leaned down and
sucked me again, her legs shaking as you tounged her wet pussy. Jennifer
was feeling her own climax approaching and her concetration on my shaft
faltered. Just as she released me from her mouth, moaning loudly and still
pumping me with her hand, I gushed my thick hot come. Most landed on her
lips and cheeks, but some had shot out hard, landing between her tits.
Jennifer was coming and she just kept her hand on my cock as I leaned back,
spent. Her lips were parted and I saw her tounge tasting my come as she
continued to buck against your tounge. I could see your hand, fingers
inside her, and her dark bush swaying to and fro over your face. Finally,
Jennifer leaned forward and lay outstretched on your legs, breathing hard
and moaning softly. I looked at you, your chin shining with her wetness.
Leaning over her ass, I kissed you warmly, tasting her lusty sweetness on
your lips. You watched as I used my tounge to tease her behind, then delve
into her flowing river. She arched and moaned against my tounge, her hips
swaying gently.
I moved down and slid into your pussy, Jennifer watching us “up
close”. Her pussy hovered over your breasts, her juice in her bush wetting
your nipples as she swayed back and forth over them, teasing you. Jennifer
watched as I began to fuck you slowly, using her tounge to lick at your
engorged labia or my equally engorged cock. As I picked up speed, she held
your pussy open, her fingers exposing your hard, half-hooded clit.
Jennifer made a show of laying her tounge over it and licking around it,
…End of the part9. To be continued..