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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

diseases produced by chastity.

Mahabharata: Just as fire blazes when fuel is poured on it, so the sexual appetite is never satiated by indulgence.

Michaelangelo: “Once, a friend of Michaelangelo complained, ‘The Virgin looks like a young girl, not like Christ’s mother.’ ‘You must be unaware of the benefits of celibacy,’ the sculptor replied.”

Milton: […]

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

cow-shagger. Posts ran up to support the roof at the cow-ass end of the stall, these posts being connected by horizontal 2×4s. The 2×4 presumably provided a place from which to hang milk buckets, stools, hobbles, and so on, but was, of course, carefully placed for cow-shagging, its height indicating the favorite technique. If about […]

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you asked them to join?

1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
   1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
   2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
   3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
   4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

more than once? tasted or drunk urine? more than once? kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator? kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your dresser)?

XIV. Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions) Do you consider Bondage a way […]

had sex to campfire light? had sex in full lighting? had sex in absolute darkness? disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? been a screamer? caused someone to be a screamer? fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)? fucked dorsally (’doggy’ style)? fucked amphibiously (’froggy’ style)? fucked in the female superior position? fucked sitting up? fucked standing up? fucked in a chair? fucked while leaning over a chair? fucked while […]

in a hallway, had oral sex? in a hallway, fucked? in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted? in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex? in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked? in a kitchen, necked/petted? in a kitchen, had oral sex? in a kitchen, fucked? in any other household room other than […]

while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, necked/petted? in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex? in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked? on the roof of a building, necked/petted? on the roof of a building, had oral sex? on the roof of a […]

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 […]

used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the prescription for (’abused’ a controlled substance)? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale? sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)? bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? frequently bought […]

been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? been scratched or marked by her? been nibbled or bit? been nibbled or bit in an intimate location? had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman? had your […]