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Archive-title: 77 Reasons Why Animals are Better than Humans
1. You can throw the critter off your bed and they come right back
when you call em.
2. You don’t have to appologize if you cum in less than 3 hours.
3. They come in more colors than just black white red and yellow.
4. They consider cum a delicacy.
5. They don’t argue with you.
6. They don’t buy shit from the avon lady.
7. They think a herd of critters is better than just one.
8. You won’t catch any terrible diseases if he screws the bitch on the corner.
9. They already HAVE fur coats.
10. The don’t mind sleeping in the wet spot.
11. Animals don’t write e-mail flames.
12. Animals don’t divorce you and take half of your life.
14. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A man’s best friend is his dog.
15. Animals can’t talk.
16. Animals can’t spell “mysogynist”.
17. Animals don’t drive.
18. Animals aren’t offended by the words “bitch” and “pussy”.
19. Animals don’t tell lies.
20. Animals will forgive you for being human.
21. An animal, when it’s horny, will let you know.
22. Animals don’t know what lawyers are.
23. Animals don’t call you a chauvanist pig when you hold the door for them.
…End of the part1. To be continued..
