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ALABAMA

BOODLES
7121 2nd Ave. #A
Birmingham
(205) 833-4001

DIAMOND JIM’S BUNNY CLUB
1631 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9500

LYNN’S DEN
1310 First Ave. N.
Birmingham
(205) 254-9054
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 2:00AM, Fri & Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 280
FOOD SERVICE: Oyster bar and full food service. Specializing in
seafood.
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Happy Hour from Noon until 7:00PM. Spring and Summer Special
Shows, Male Revues, and Professional Strippers. Big Screen TV.
25 Beautiful Waitresses.

SAMMY’S GO-GO & LOUNGE
449 Valley Ave.
Birmingham
(205) 942-9910

LACY’S BOTTOMS UP
3249 Old Railroad Bed Road
Harvest
(205) 722-9829
Located off of Hwy. 72 West on Limestone County and Madison
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THE PINK PONY
1837 Corporate Blvd. N.E.
Atlanta
(404) 634-6396
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri Noon to 4:00AM, Sat & Sun Noon to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 after 7:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 400
FOOD SERVICE: Sandwiches, appetizers, and daily specials
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Home of the largest Amateur Contest in Georgia ever Sunday at
9:00PM. Hot Cream Wrestling every Wednesday at 9:00PM.
Atlanta’s most exclusive dance bar and VIP room. Club has an
upscale, corporate atmosphere.

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GEORGIA (continued)

THE MARINE ROOM
627 Broad Street
Augusta
(706) 724-6793
Located in downtown Augusta on Broad Street.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 3:00PM to 3:00AM, Sat 3:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: All night
COVER CHARGE: Two drink minimum
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual

CYPRUS LOUNGE
1280 Canton Hwy. N.E.
Marietta
(404) 427-5489
From I-75 north, exit on Canton Hwy. (Exit 5). At first traffic
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Somehow my brother had managed to score some dope of the kind
that I hadn’t seen around in almost 5 years. We’re talking KILL.
ER. MTV was on but the sound was off. Howard pulled out some
papers. We were sitting cross-legged, on the carpet, in front of
the tv.
“Screw that,” I said. “Grab the bong.” He did.
I filled it, but just enough for one good hit. That Wilson
Philips song ‘Hold On’ came on.
“All right,” said Karen, as I took the first hit. “Quick top
ten list.”
“Topic?” asked Howard.
“Top ten things heard at a Wilson Philips party, after Chynna
and Wendi have gone outside to make out with their boyfriends.”
I half-laughed, half-choked, and passed the bong to my
brother.
“Excellent,” I said. “Number 10–Such a pretty face.”
Karen said, “9–a great personality.”
My brother scored big with “She writes *all* the songs you
know.”
But Karen topped it with “Brian was the most talented.”
Karen did her hit and I said “She was a champion swimmer in
grade school, you know.”
“What number is that?” asked Karen, whose eyes were already
mere slits.
“Number two–,” said Howard, “Where’s Chynna. Where’s
Wendi?”
“All right,” I said. “And the number one thing overheard at
the Wilson Philips blah blah blah–” Howard drummed a little on the
carpet. “Got any blow?”
“Careful,” I said, as the bong teetered precariously from the
encouragement of my brother’s foot.
Howard was the first to say it. “I am stoned.”
“How much of this did you get?” asked Karen.
“Just an ounce. Should last for a while at this rate.”
This was clearly true.
“Mariah Carey,” said Karen, who then stuck her finger down her
throat. The ‘Emotion’ video was on. “Turn the sound up, How,” I
said.
“You don’t *like* her, do you?” asked Karen.
“Gimme a break. I just wonder if she hits those notes on her
back, too.”
“Figures.”
“Wait,” said Karen, her eyes opening suddenly. She turned the
sound down on Mariah. “I’ve got an idea. I’ve got to say it now,
because I only think of it when I’m stoned, you know?”
…End of the part1. To be continued..

The FAA is proposing to expand the scope of Part 61 of the FARs
by the addition of paragraphs 61.300 through 61.305 to prohibit
the propositioning of any occupant of a certificated aircraft by
any licensed and current pilot who has not first demonstrated the
ability to execute the duties of pilot-in-command and/or co-pilot
to the satisfaction of an Operations Inspector or a designated
Pilot Examiner. It is further proposed to establish minimum
experience, age, and skill levels for the issuance of MCHO rat-
ings to pilots’ certificates. To ensure that a satisfactory level
of proficiency is maintained by certificated pilots possessing
MHCO ratings, it is proposed that biennial proficiency reviews be
mandated.

Environmental Impact Statement

The adoption of these regulations is not anticipated to have a
significant impact upon the environment including an impact upon
population pressures.

Economic Impact Statement

The proposed rules would not materially impact the economics
of MHCO activities, including those conducted for hire under Part
135.

Definitions

For the purposes of this NPRM, the following Definitions are
established:

PILOT: An applicant for or possessor of a MCHO rating regardless
of sex, creed, color, political affiliation, proclivities, or
physical dimensions.

CO-PILOT: Any person regardless of sex, creed, color, political
affiliation, proclivities, or physical dimensions assisting a
certificated, MHCO-rated pilot in carrying out MHCO activities.

PASSENGER: Any reliable witness to an MHCO flight test who does
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The Stallion

A stallion is is one of the most proudest, powerful, masculine, things
there is. All stallions are very oral and like to nibble and bite on
anything available. This can be annoying and painful and they should be
trained against it at a early age or else you should wear a padded suit, so
that they can bite you painlessly. This might be considered as a horse
that allows itself to be bitten without reacting is signalling that it is
sexually receptive. Stallions that have succesfully coupled in the wild
are somewhat resistant from seduction by humans. If they are isolated,
tempted and trained, then they will become more acquiessent but the best
ones are those that have been raised in a human enviroment since weaning,
since they have not had sex with other horses they are more amenable to
having sex with humans when their hormones kick in and they are looking for
some release. Bringing a wild horse to orgasm can be more difficult. They
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Since 1975, I have learned a great deal about vibrators. In the
store, I have had the opportunity to talk with hundreds of women
and dozens of men about all aspects of vibrator use. During this
time, people have talked more and more openly about vibrators.
Sales of vibrators in drug, department and discount stores have
mushroomed. In these settings, of course, advertising and
promotion are still aimed at the consumers’ sore muscles and
tired feet. However, once many of these vibrators get home and
out of the box, they probably spend most of their turned-on
moments turning someone on. People are not only using vibrators
more, they are also increasingly talking, writing, and reading
about them.

The “Hysterical” History of the Vibrator

Did you ever wonder what mysterious ailment confined the
Victorian woman to her bed? Our prim and proper ancestor had the
doctor scurrying up the stairs with his little black bag and the
servants whispering about “female troubles.”

Not infrequently, those “female troubles” were “hysteria,”
believed in ancient Egypt and Greece to be the revolt of the
uterus against sexual deprivation. Webster’s reminds us that
“hysteria” derives from “the former notion that hysteric women
were suffering from disturbances of the womb” (now you know why
men are almost never hysterical!) and defines it as a
“psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances
of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions.” It
wasn’t until 1952 that the American Psychiatric Association
dismissed hysteria as a valid diagnosis.

Historian Rachel Maines has recently provided us with a wealth of
information about the standard medical treatment of “hysteria”
using vibrators. Maines shows that “the electromechanical
vibrator, introduced as a medical appliance in the 1880s and as a
household appliance between 1900 and 1905, represented a de-
skilling and capital-labor substitution innovation designed to
improve the efficiency of medical massage, a task performed since
ancient times by physicians, midwives and their assistants.”
Medical massage “from the time of Hippocrates to that of Freud
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Cows have wonderfully warm and slimy pussies, and are very good
eating. Unfortunately, to get the best fuck from them, you have
to be hung a little better than average. Those of you less well
endowed can try out the four-month old heifers. The younger
heifers can be fucked while standing flat footed, but the adult
cows will require something to stand on.

One of the best things about cows is that the pussy is not
buried way down between heavy muscled ass cheeks; it usually
hangs out a little from their body. When you are eating cow
pussy, you can get your tongue really deep. When fucking them,
you can stick you balls and everything in there. If you have
friends watching, it’s also easier for everyone to see what’s
going on.

Cows seem to have an endless supply of shit inside, and love to
release it just when you are about ready to come and not in the
mood to pull away. When the cow is grain fed, the turds are
hard and this is generally not a problem. For the pasture fed
cows, the closest thing I can think of is the feeling of a few
gallons of warm spaghetti sauce running over your belly and down
your legs. Cows love to piss a lot also. If you like to eat
pussy, like the avid bestialist, and you’re on your knees behind
the cow, you run the risk (or the pleasure, depending on how you
look at it) of being drenched at any moment with about two
gallons of hot cow piss. I have found this to be an enormous
turn-on, but if you personally have a problem with being pissed-
on and occasionally shit-on by your animal, you will probably
want to own something other than cows.

MARES

Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will need a crate or
stool that will bring you up to their level. They take to being
trained to stand still very quickly. Mares have an unusual
feature in their pussies that allows them to voluntarily
contract some muscles that result in a “winking” effect. Some
mares have such a strong winking that you can hear the snap when
they do it. This feature makes mares absolutely the best eating
pussy on the planet. Of course, mares run the whole gamut from
cold fish to incredibly hot sex machines. You will have to
experiment to find out where your mare fits in.

If you are lucky enough to have one of the hot ones, it means
that she will be winking and squirting fluid and making obscene
squishing noises when being fucked. This helps make up for the
fact that they do have large pussies, and unless you are well
equipped, you might not get enough friction to get off. The
squishing and winking might give you a psychological advantage
though… since she would also exhibit these actions when being
fucked by a stallion, you can think of yourself as a stallion,
and that can give you an enormous boost!

Miniature horses have all the same attributes as the full size
ones, except they are too small to ride. For the average hung
dude, one of these might be the way to go. You will probably
still get the winking and squishing, but with a much tighter
pussy, you will have a sex partner to die for. Also, you can
fuck the miniatures flat-footed. Mares seldom dump or piss
during the action, so you can concentrate on getting your rocks
off.

CONCLUSION

Based on all the foregoing, I highly recommend mares as the best
animal partner that can be had. If you get a full size one, you
have the added pleasure of being able to saddle her up and go
for a ride. In addition, a mare would not be out of place in a
non-farm area. Lots of residential areas permit horses, but not
other farm animals.

End of dissertation… remember, play safe, have fun, and fuck
like a mink because it will be all too soon when you will not be
able to do it any more. Thank you.

End

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About the Author
Adam Starchild is the author of over a dozen books and
hundreds of magazine articles, primarily on business
and finance.

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Growth Possibilities for 1989/90

Understanding is the key issue. The majority of people are
repressed into believing that they are sexually fulfilled
and happy and therefore they don’t need to explore all
those interesting little thought that creep into their
subconscious. They play these ideas of experimentation off
and write off their curiosity to “weird stuff”. Others
recognize their interests, but because of guilt, learned
reaction/shame they shun these experiments. Others learn
to enjoy their pleasures alone, and feel ALMOST totally
fulfilled via masturbation, but fear the possibility of
contact. In 1989, it is my fondest desire that the word
spread concerning Erosian Theory and Practice. There is a
huge audience out there that hides in the closet, jerking
and occasionally venturing out. Erosian Theory is ready
for them. If as you read this, you feel like I am speaking
to you, then I am. ETAP is not a sensation or a good
excuse to get laid. ETAP is a fundemental way of life and
looking at the physical sexual creatures we are and
learning to enjoy that. Whatever your orientation, ETAP
will carry it, as long as it adheres to the Code of
Conduct. If you know that you enjoy sex for sex’s sake, if
you want to learn and explore without fear, without guilt,
then read, study and live this practice. Contact the
electronic bulletin board that this document is produced
on, and leave the author more information. A final release
of this info will include an address where you can write
to obtain more info. The most important things to remember
are: if interested, get involved. If not, stay away. We do
not, can not, and will not take the time to fight
detractors and idiots who cannot understand that we don’t
want to change their world, just our own.

In terms of growth, this document and the accompanying
documents will be archived and uploaded to multiple adult
bbs’s all over the country when complete. In my home town
of Tampa, FL. I am waiting and looking for others to read
and embrace this holistic approach to a comfortable free
thinking sexually full and busy existance. I would be
happy to see 3 cities develop a full scale three Temple
system in twelve months, but in honesty I must believe
that many small groups will form in many areas.

Who is the target of this document? Swingers, lurkers in
bookstores, horny folks everywhere. If you have grown
tired of no sex, or tired of sex that’s weak, sloppy and
meaningless, look towards ETAP.

Above all, if you read this document,and desire the
structure and development discussed here, then you must
contact me for more. DON’T LET IT JUST SIT AND FESTER!
If you contact me and find that you are not interested,
then simply drop it. There is no money involved, no
mailing lists to worry about. If you are interested in
knowing more, this is the most absolutely easy way
possible to learn.

My dream is that some day you will be able to feel
comfortable in the knowledge that in your city there are
50 to 100 Erosians with desires and feelings similar to
yours, and that a phone call can elicit a kind word,
sexual actions, new ideas or support for what you want to
try by yourself or with another.

–

Another factor, and one of the parents of contempt for our
type of sexuality, is the preditory factor. This is the
factor that causes women to see men as animals, and causes
alternate lifestyle sexuality (see Code of Practice) to be
deemed in our society as sick. The man who is constantly
‘coming on’ to women, overtly trying for sexual
gratification, is seen for what he is; an abusive, using
chauvinistic male who has only his own interests at heart.
At the same time the person who molests children or
helpless adults, or the person who forces his sexuality on
another creates that image that says “We as normal adults
will not perform the type of acts that someone as deviant
as that man did”. This convicts the act, and not the
attitude or atmosphere it was performed under.

Obviously this sounds well and good to you. You say to
yourself, ” I’m not a sicko. I may have my own interests,
but I don’t rape people or molest kids.” And you’re right,
but you may be guilty of forced sexuality. I can remember
the first time I went into an adult bookstore. It was one
of those with the booth films in the back, and not knowing
better, I went in, sat down, and dropped a quarter in the
slot. Seconds later, someone entered the other booth next
to the one I was in and reached through the hole (cut
between the two) and attempted to fondle me. Now, whether
I was desiring of that action or not, someone was
attempting to push their sexuality on me. But I understood
the atmosphere of the place, and said in a clear voice,
“NO, I’m not interested.” Now, had the action stopped at
this point, everything would have been okay, but the guy
took no heed of my request, and the hand returned. Sadly
enough, I had to make my point strongly.

Now, the above example should teach you two things about
Erosian Theory. First – We do not encourage sexual
activity in any way where one person involved feels
uncomfortable or expresses a lack of interest in the
activity. No means No ! Second – It is extremely
dangerous, and only harmful to Erosian Theory & Practice
to goad, coerce, irriate, and attempt unsuccessfully
frequently to gain a sexual liason with an unwilling
partner.

Communications is essential for Erosian Theory and
Practice to work. Without it, we are stranded within
ourselves, and we lose the sounding board of the Erosian
Community. Never feel guilt concerning your lifestyle, and
respect others and help to remove any guilt from theirs.

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3. All members of lesser Temples are encouraged to keep
records regarding sexual experiences. This includes but is
not limited to masturbation, coitus, special practice in
alternative lifestyle sex, group encounters, etc. Record
keeping is especially encouraged while engaged in lesser
temple projects and studies.

Erosian Heirarchy

Erosian Hierarchy is developed to handle Temple structure
and maintain sound Erosian Principals. This hierarchy is
set up in such away as to allow growth and development to
anyone who desires it. The hierarchy is as follows:

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³ High Priest/Priestess ³
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³ Temple of Satyr ³ ³ Temple of Sappho ³
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The High Priest/Priestess dictates policy, and aids in
structuring the basis for the lesser temples. The High
Priest/Priestess duties also include the initiation of all
lesser Priests/Priestess and clarification of Temple
policy and rules.

Priests/Priestess of the Temple of Satyr and the Temple of
Sappho are responsible for all actions of the members of
their temples, the induction of new members, the
initiation of new members, the study programs and teachers
of the inductee programs, lesser temple ritual, and the
formation of special interest study groups. These
Priest/Priestess are answerable directly to The High
Priest/Priestess.

Lesser Temple Priests are those Erosians who, through
special study and diligence have achieved the level and
knowledge of Priest/Priestess and desire to form their own
lesser temple (special study group). These lesser temple
Priests will be directly responsible for new lesser temple
ritual, study aids, group direction, etc. They will report
to the Priest/Priestess of their sponsoring Temple
frequently regarding their ongoing efforts and endevors.

Erosians need not join each level of this structure, nor
need they persue advancement. Every initiated Erosian is a
member of the Temple of Eros. His or her involvement in
lesser temple activity is strictly on a as-desired basis.
Lesser temples simply offer the broadbased Erosian
Structure a quick and efficent solution to individual
desires and interests.

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Erosian Structure & Hierarchy

Erosian Hierarchy and Erosian Structure are closely
related. Both define and examine the proposed outline of
the growth of Temple and the lesser Temples. In this text,
we will examine Hierarchy and Structure, and in an
afterword, we will look toward possible growth of the
Temple in this year. (1989)

Erosian Structure

In the beginning there was the concept for The Temple of
Eros, a structures system of beliefs created for those who
followed the concepts of guiltless sexual activity and
physical self study. From this structure, grew a need to
develop further physical structures to define internal
sets within the Erosian following. From this reasoning
came the Temple of Eros and the Lesser Temples.

The Temple is the all encompassing body of Erosians who
study, follow and practice Erosian Theory. It is headed by
the High Priest or Priestess, and takes ultimate
responsibility for ritual, ceremony, and content of
Erosian Theory. Erosian Theory supports and studies all
forms of sexuality, with the exception of those mentioned
in the Erosian Code of Conduct. The Temple of Eros seeks
to break down the barrier of sexual guilt, frustration and
segregation, and works diligently to remove the labels
placed by society on those who do not conform to the
“normals” of sexuality.

Within the Temple of Eros, there are two recognized Lesser
Temples. These are the Temple of Sappho, and the Temple
of Satyr. The Temple of Sappho is a divison exclusively
for women, and is inclusive of all styles, forms and
orientations of women’s sexuality. The Temple of Satyr is
a division exclusively for men, and is inclusive of all
styles, forms and orientations of male sexuality. These
two lesser Temples support groups within themselves, known
in the structured format as sub-temples. These Temples are
created in order to more clearly define the subjects of
study available within these bodies of learning. In each
of the lesser temples, one initial sub-temple was formed
at creation. In the Temple of Satyr is housed the Temple
of Homos, devoted to the homosexual male study. In the
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Cupping her buttocks in my hands, feeling their weight and form and texture,
raising them and her slightly up my body, I moved my fingers between her
legs from behind revelling in the moist flesh I found there.

“Oh, I can’t stand it!” she said, quickly.

She pulled my face down and crushed her lips with bruising force against my
mouth, opening her lips wide, and after an instant’s extreme tension,
hurtling her tongue into my mouth. She gave little whimpers all the time as
I pressed and rubbed myself against her. Her tongue seemed to fill my
mouth, reaching down to my throat.

With an effort, I withdrew my lips from her and moved my mouth down onto her
neck, bruising it with bites and kisses. She threw her head back and the
full neck strained hard against me.

“Let’s see how you look with them off, now”, I said, softly.

After a second or two, she moved away from me, still trembling and shaken
and turned in another pirouette. My eyes feasted on her lush curves. The
sight of her breasts and buttocks moving with lives of their own, of her
sinuousness rounding to fullness at her most exciting points, made my penis
thrill.

“Yes, you do look better with them off”, I said. “You should never wear
those pants again”.

She waggled her bottom at me.

“Do you like my bottom?” she asked. “Do you really think I have a nice
body?”.

Her words excited me almost beyond endurance.

“I’ve never seen one look so good” I said.

“Do you think you’re lucky to have it for yourself….to do what you want
with it?”.

“A man never had such good fortune. I can’t wait to show how much I
appreciate it. But you’ll know as soon as we start to make love”.

She glided quickly towards me and wound herself around me, mouthing little
cries, her eyes closed, her body in a fluid torment all around me. It was
more than I’d expected.

Kissing her, wildly, I felt her hand slither down to my aching prick and
touch it, sending sparks along it thick fatness. She stroked it gently,
…End of the part3. To be continued..

THE END

—
no man has ever gone broke underestimating the
stupidity of the american consumer.
–H. L. Mencken

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Stein; Linda West; Honey Bee
Golden Nuggets #20: Mishka – Mishka; Chrissi Moore
Golden Nuggets #22: Show Stoppers – Lauren Van Nuys; Chrissi Moore; Bambi;
Brittany
Golden Nuggets #23: Real Classics #03 – Margaret Middleton; Virginia Bell;
June Palmer; Paula Page, Penny and
gal friends, Rosa Delmi, Suzanne
Vegas, Lee Germaine, Busty Brown,
Norma Jean(?).
Huge Ladies: #02 (“Huge Bust Workout”) – J Howard; 5 More
Huge Ladies: #08 (“Double-D Harem”) – B Boobs; Wendy Hart; Cinnamon
Mega Boob Manor – P Wynn; L White; J Hamilton; S Owens; 5 others
Mondo Topless – Darlene Grey; Others (Russ Meyer Productions)
Monumental Knockers: #01 – C Samples; K Natividad; G Reeves; D Jordon
Monumental Knockers: #02 – Host: S Kane; Stars: G Reeves; D Jordon
Satin And Lace – B Trump; Keisha; A Sterling; Penthouse Pets
Secrets Of The Kiss-O-Gram Girls – Pauline Hickey (Zoe); Donna; Others
Strip Teasers: #01 – Various
Summers’ All-Stars – Spring Break Girls
Summers’ Games – Spring Break Girls
Suzie Boobies – Suzie Boobies
Teasin’ And Pleasin’ – Keisha; Blondi; K Lane; M Malendez; D Dahl; T Marie
Topless Dancing Texas Style – Various

Future versions of this list will be forthcoming only if user demand
warrants it. If you want to see more informative, more complete
versions, leave Bwana feedback at the LOOP – 708/ 675-LOOP.
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DA FILE

The filename, BGBBxxxx.ZIP, is formulated to make future versions
(if any) easy to identify; BGBB = Bwana’s Guide Bouncing Boobs;
xxxx = mth/yr (0992). I’d like to say this concept is original,
but unlike the list itself, it’s not!

DA BACKGROUND

What started as a user request developed into this. It is by no means
a complete list of BOUNCING BOOB VIDEOS, but it does catalog a good
cross section of flicks (and principal performers) that are for the
most part still available through video outlets and manufacturers.
The videos listed here are either R- or X-rated. Additionally, they
are rated either 3 or 4 (4 being highest) on Bwana’s Personal Rating
System, which is based largely on erotisism and is purely judgemental.

DA LIST

4-STAR RATING:

Between My Breasts: #05 – Nichole Reed; C Starr; La Dawn; Raven
Between My Breasts: #09 – B Belle; C Love; T Roche; L Topp
Big Boob (Lingerie) Party – D Jordon; Georgina; Karen; Sheilagh; Madeline
Big Boobs: #02 – Toni, Maxine, Zoe, Georgina, Five More
Big Bust Babes: #01 – C Samples; R Brewer; R Pedon; M Monroe; Yum Yum; Doreen;
Big Busty: #02 (Busty Nymphos) – L Sands; A Ample; C Nelson; S Fox/R Court;
Bert; Mary Ann
Big Busty: #10 (Breast To Breast) – M Rae; C Canyon; K Stewart; Ursala
Big Busty: #22 – Nicole Reed; Tami; Angela Parker
Big Busty: Best Of Big Busty: #01 – K Stewart; L Sands; M Rae; G Reeves;
C Canyon; A Owens; C Kane; B Alton;
Karen Wing; A Sprinkle; C Nelson;
A Ample; Donna; K Nativadad and Debra.
Big Busty: Ten Years Of Big Bust: #01 – L Sands; K Stewart; C Nelson; N Reed;
B Bell; S Owens; E Duchi; C Samples;
M Rae; C Cane; D Jordon; Karen; P
…End of the part1. To be continued..

1. You can throw the critter off your bed and they come right back
when you call em.

2. You don’t have to appologize if you cum in less than 3 hours.

3. They come in more colors than just black white red and yellow.

4. They consider cum a delicacy.

5. They don’t argue with you.

6. They don’t buy shit from the avon lady.

7. They think a herd of critters is better than just one.

8. You won’t catch any terrible diseases if he screws the bitch on the corner.

9. They already HAVE fur coats.

10. The don’t mind sleeping in the wet spot.

11. Animals don’t write e-mail flames.

12. Animals don’t divorce you and take half of your life.

14. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A man’s best friend is his dog.

15. Animals can’t talk.

16. Animals can’t spell “mysogynist”.

17. Animals don’t drive.

18. Animals aren’t offended by the words “bitch” and “pussy”.

19. Animals don’t tell lies.

20. Animals will forgive you for being human.

21. An animal, when it’s horny, will let you know.

22. Animals don’t know what lawyers are.

23. Animals don’t call you a chauvanist pig when you hold the door for them.

…End of the part1. To be continued..

Here is the long awaited story involving Kibo. As previously
discussed, I would have Kibo’s permission to use his name if he existed.
Also, if he existed he would have asked me to cross-post this to the
groups which I cross-posted to.

There is a quiz (Multiple choice) at the end. Please post results
to as many groups as you want.

Zangara’s Elegy

“‘He was a bloody tyrant and we brought him down. And I will not
have history think I did it for a bag of gold or in some kind of rabid
fit!`”
I looked curiously at this disheveled individual who was ranting
what I perceived to be nonsense. I turned to my guide, and hopefully
future employer. “What is he talking about?”
“Oh, he’s no one. He thinks he’s John Wilkes Booth, that’s all,”
came the reply. I looked closer at my guide. I hadn’t really studied
him up to this point. Suddenly however I knew that he posed me no
threat, and so I wished to know more about him.
“‘Tell them how the Union can never recover from that vulgar, high
and mighty niggerlover, Never–!`”
I began going over what I knew about my guide. His name was Dr.
Charles Guiteau, and he was the director of the mental ward of the
University of Massachusetts Medical Center. I knew nothing about his
credentials, but that was not where my curiosity lay. I was interested
in his character, and since it was profession to know other peoples
thoughts, I was able to delve into his inner self even as he showed me
the building.
“Kibo, would you like to join us?” Dr. Guiteau asked the mental
patient. “This is Dr. Sam Byck, and I’m showing him around the
building.”
“My name is not Kibo, it is Johnny Booth. Sure, I’ll come along.
‘Someone slew the tyrant, just as Brutus slew the tyrant`”
“We don’t know his real name, so for a while we were calling him
Johnny. Then the doctor who was handling his case decided it was better
to call him something else. I’m not sure where the name Kibo came from
though,” Dr. Guiteau rambled on. “By the way, if you come on Kibo will
be one of your patients. Dr. Czolgosz, the man who left for Buffalo,
was his doctor.”
I had been half listening to this exchange until Dr. Guiteau’s
last sentence. Suddenly my interest in this specimen was piqued. There
had to be some way of using him to my purposes. “I would be interested
in seeing his file,” I replied, confident that my speech had not skipped
a beat.
…End of the part1. To be continued..

There is nothing more beautiful than to see a woman, in the splendor that
God gave her at birth, laying on her front and leaning on her elbows as if
reading a book. The curve of her spine, as one goes from the back of her
upraised head, to her waist, then back up again and over her buttocks, and
finally down her long thighs, is the most beautiful of all curves. Her
breasts, hanging down beautifully like ripe fruit, show just a teasing bit
of the nipples that cap their beauty, like the crater that caps Mount Fuji.

That’s how I saw her laying there on her bed that warm and serene afternoon.
Her gaze was one of dreamy expectation of fulfillment, both physical and
spiritual. I was chosen that afternoon to be her fulfillment of unrestrained
desire.

As I lay by her side, I could not help but to retrace that curve, that
beautiful curve that beckoned me to her side in the first place. I traced
down her sides, and climbed to the summit of her Mount Fuji. How beautiful
her breasts are, I thought, how perfectly they hang.

And my passion was rising with the rising of her breath. I retraced that
curve that beckons me, but stopped at the place, the place between the
pillars we call her legs. She shuddered dreamily as I caressed her there,
the center of her desire. How beautiful she is between her legs, I thought,
and my passion was aroused fully.

My desire for her now consummed me, and, without hesitation, and without any
resistance, I separated her legs to see the glory of her womanhood, inflamed
with passion, begging to be satisfied. Please touch yourself, I said to her,
and show me how you make love to yourself. She at first resisted, begging me
to satisfy her instead, but I insisted on what I wanted. She then relented,
and moved her fingers down to between the swollen lips that ached for relief,
the same fingers that earlier caressed my body and gave me pleasures that I
have never before experienced.

At first the fingers were slow and hesitant, but as I watched, she became
aroused knowing that I, her lover and friend, was watching her and how much
it aroused me. Her breathing increased to a crescendo, and passionate moans
came from her lips. I could see her fingers wantonly, yet tenderly, caressing
her womanhood. She was no doubt fantasizing about me, her lover and friend,
being inside of her, moving rhythmically with her own body. She was close to
the point of no return, for I know my lover well. I then layed myself on top
of her, and with my fully aroused phallus, entered her Heavenly Pavillion from
behind. It was wonderful to feel the warmth of her inside, and the smoothness
of her beautiful curve on my body, and I instinctively reached around her to
cup her full breasts, to be one with her. I said to her to not stop, but to
keep your magical fingers there and to continue to massage your love center,
…End of the part3. To be continued..

HINTS AND TECHNIQUES:

* Before you get started, check with your finger to make
sure your PseudoCunt has cooled to the proper temperature.
You don’t want to burn yourself. Optimum temperature should
be obvious if you’re a reasonably sexually active person.
Push your finger in as deeply as you can; the bottom of the
jar may be too hot even though the mouth is a nice, warm,
cuntlike temperature.

* The PseudoCunt is not recommended for quickies. Choose a
time when you’re absolutely certain you’ll be alone and
undisturbed. PseudoCunt takes some time to prepare, and a
fair amount of what’s called in cinema and theater circles
’suspension of disbelief.’ It can’t be fully enjoyed if
you’re worried about your wife or girlfriend walking in and
finding you fucking a jar of spaghetti.

* Size of the container is important. Make sure it is at
least two inches deeper than your dick is long, and wide
enough so that your dick is surrounded by a generous cushion
of pseudo cuntflesh. You don’t want to bang up against the
hard sides or bottom of the thing at a crucial moment.

* Shape of the container is important, too. I like the jumbo
jar configuration because the “shoulders” of the jar where
the neck narrows help to keep the spaghetti in place when
you withdraw on the out-strokes.

* Don’t use too much butter. A very small amount should suffice.
Remember that your own secretions will increase the lubricating
effect. It’s not generally recognized that grease and oils
actually DE-sensitize erectile tissue. A thin coat of oil on
your dick is like wearing a condom. I find that the absolutely
perfect effect is achieved by adding just a *tiny* amount of
butter, then slathering saliva all over my dick just before
first penetration. The combination of butter, saliva and natural
lubrication that leaks from your dick feels closer to authentic
vagina arousal than any oil I’ve ever tried.

* Make adequate preparations. Arrange your favorite magazines
on the floor in front of you, or display a particularly
…End of the part4. To be continued..

THE ULTIMATE GIF VIEWING ACCESSORY!

The other day I found an amusing and informative text file on
some BBS or other, explaining how to make a lifelike, artificial
vagina “out of common household products.”

Hey, I thought, I’ve tried that. (Bet you have, too. Be honest.)
I was intrigued.

The guy who wrote it calls his device Porta-Pussy. It involves a
mailing tube, a string, and a balloon. Basically, you lower the
balloon into the tube, stretch the neck of the balloon to overlap
the outer edge of the tube, then use the string to stretch the
balloon down the length of the tube.

He suggests taping the tube to the edge of a table, kneeling down
and licking it for a while, then standing up and fucking it.

I just tried fucking it. It wasn’t bad. I decided not to try the
advanced applications, though, which include sticking a dildo up
your ass and drinking the cum as it leaks out of the tube. Another
time, maybe.

But I did admire his imaginative design; simple to make, reasonable
facsimile, easy cleanup (throw away the balloon). His description
made fun reading, too; “How I Spell Relief.” I encourage others to
download his file (called IWACK1.ZIP).

So, in a spirit of sharing, here’s my technique. It doesn’t look
as authentic as his, and it takes more preparation, but I think
it feels MUCH closer to the real thing. Close your eyes and the
PseudoCunt (this name just occurred to me; snappy, huh?) feels
just EXACTLY like a warm, wet, tight pussy.

You think I’m kidding, right? Nope. Read on, if you’re so inclined.

CONTENTS:

1- Registration
2- Materials & Ingredients
3- Construction
4- How to Use
5- Hints & Techniques
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Cock of the Air Chester Morris, Billie Dove

Coed Fever (X) Multiple spankers, spankees: P, B

? Collegians, The 20’s series

Color Me Amber (X) Two scenes: ?: H, B;
?, Colleen Brennan: H, B

? Confessions of a Nymphomaniac ?

Confessions of a Sorority Girl SEE Sorority Girl

* Congress Dances (1931) ?: C, D, ABT

* Congress Dances (1955) Raoul Retzer, Johanna Matz: C, ABT

? Count Three and Pray Van Heflin, Joanne Woodward

* Country Music Daughter SEE Nashville Girl

Cowboy and the Blonde, The George Montgomery, Mary Beth Hughes

? Crash Donovan Misidentified?

Crazy Quilt Tom Rosqui, Ina Mela

* Cross My Heart Sonny Tufts, Betty Hutton: H, OTK

? Cruel Passion ?

* Cul-de-Sac Lionel Stander, Francoise Dorleac:
St, D, W

* Curse of the Cat People T

* Cutting It Short Jiri Schmitzer, Magda Vasaryova:
Rubber Hose, D, W

Daddy’s Darling Daughters Paul Thomas, Nikki Charm: H, B

* Dance of the Vampires Alfie Bass, Sharon Tate: H, OTK
[107 minute version]

* Dangerous Love ?: H, W

…End of the part6. To be continued..

* Beyond the Law ?: OFF

* Billy Rose’s Jumbo Doris Day, Martha Raye: 1, P

* Black Narcissus ?, Jean Simmons: S, W

Blame It on Rio Michael Caine, Michelle Johnson: T

Bless the Beasts and Children JM

* Blonde Crazy Joan Blondell, M: 1, H

* Blonde in Black Silk (X) Eric Edwards, Arcadia

* Blondie Hits the Jackpot Penny Singleton, Ann Carter: OFF

Bloodsucking Freaks ?: S

* Blue Hawaii Elvis Presley, Jenny Maxwell: H, OTK

? Bluebeard (1963) SEE Landru

* Bluebeard’s Eighth Wife Gary Cooper, Claudette Colbert: OFF

* Blue Lagoon, The Leo McKern, Glenn Kohan and Elva
Josephson: H, OTK, JM, JF(ABT);
Christopher Atkins, Brooke
Shields: T

* Bob Le Flambeur Roger Duchesne, Isabel Corey: T

Bordel, The ?

Born Rich Bert Lytell, Claire Windsor

Borsalino Alain Delon, ?: 1, H

Branded Buck Jones, Ethel Kenyon

Bride for Henry, A Warren Hull, Anne Nagel

* Bride Wasn’t Willing, The SEE Frontier Girl

Brothers Karamazov, The Yul Brynner, Maria Schell: T

* Bunker Bean Owen Davis Jr., Louise Latimer:
H, OTK, W
…End of the part4. To be continued..

We Moderns ?, Colleen Moore

* We Went to College Hugh Herbert, Una Merkel: N, OTK

* Wedding Night in Paradise Johannes Heesters, Gretl Schoerg

* Wedding Night in Paradise Peter Alexander, Marika Roekk:
[remake] H, OTK, W

* West of the Pecos (1945) Robert Mitchum, Barbara Hale: H

* Westward the Women Lenore Lonergan, Hope Emerson:
1, P, W; also, Robert Taylor,
Denise Darcel: 1, Wh

* What? SEE Diary of Forbidden Dreams

What Changed Charley Farthing? SEE The Bananas Boat

When Strangers Marry (1933) Jack Holt, Lillian Bond

* Where Are the Children? Jill Clayburgh: H

* Where Eagles Dare Richard Burton, Ingrid Pitt:
1, H, W

? Where the Action Is Jean Claudio, Anna Gael
[correct title possibly
"Heat of Midnight"?]

Where the Hot Wind Blows Crowd, Gina Lollobrigida

* Who Framed Roger Rabbit Baby Herman, April Winchell: 1, H

* Wild Boys of the Road 2 x 1, H, W: one M, one F

Wild for Kicks David Farrar, Gillian Hills

World According to Ginger, The ?: Wh, B
(X)

* X, Y and Zee Michael Caine, Elizabeth Taylor:
1, P

* Yankee Doodle Dandy Walter Huston, Douglas Croft:
JM, H, OTK, W

* You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man W. C. Fields: 1, P

? You Made Me Love You Stanley Lupino, Thelma Todd

You Must Get Married Neil Hamilton, Frances Day

* Young and Willing Eddie Bracken, Florence
MacMichael[?]: H, W

* Young Billy Young Jack Kelly, Angie Dickinson: St

* Young Ideas Mary Astor, Susan Peters: H, OTK, W

Young Onions Forrester Harvey, Dorothy Granger

Young Tom Edison ?, Mickey Rooney: JM

Yours for the Asking George Raft, Ida Lupino

* Zum Gasthof Der Spritzigen ?: 1, H
Maedchen

* Zwanzig Maedchen und der Pauker SEE Twenty Girls and a Teacher

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Hermes: The original cause of death is carnal desire.

Sex is a thing of bodies, not of souls.

Death is like an arrow that is already in flight, and
your life lasts only until it reaches you.

Aldous Huxley: The energy created by sexual restraint is the
motive power which makes it possible for us to conceive desirable
ends, and to think out the means for realizing them.

Kant: First, it is man’s duty to raise himself out of his animal
nature.
The end of humanity in respect to sexuality is to preserve
the species without debasing the person.

Thomas a Kempis: Spiritual comforts exceed all the delights of
the world and all pleasures of the flesh.

E. Luckla, Eros: Sexuality and love are opposed principles.

Lucanus: We should not have sexual connection for the sake of
pleasure, but only for the sake of begetting good children.

Sign above Carl Jung’s door: Summoned or not, God will be there.

P. Mantegazza, The Physiology of Love): We have never see
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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regard it as neither an object of shame nor a subject of degrading
exploitation. Our natural state is without clothing; the choice to be
clothed or not should be the option of the individual.
River Dippers act in a responsible manner above reproach in all
aspects of our chosen form of recreation — accepting the
responsibility of maintaining the natural state of the environment we
use, enjoying our state of undress in such a way as to not infringe
upon the rights of others, educating others about the merits of
clothing-optional recreation, and avoiding non-constructive
confrontations with authorities or the public.
River Dippers members come in all ages and backgrounds, and
conduct their activities for the mutual enjoyment and comfort of
everyone.

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I acknowledge that there are risks of personal injury associated
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any said personal injury I and/or my family may sustain while engaging
in said activities, and do hereby release and forever discharge River
Dippers, its officers, and members from any action, suits, damages,
claims, and/or judgments that may result from any and all personal
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51.fucked during a movie (drive-ins do NOT count)?

52.fucked in a sports area (not in the bathroom, while an event was taking
place)?

53.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (passenger car)?

54.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (van, RV)?

55.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?

56.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?

57.fucked in an aircraft in flight?

58.fucked on public transportation?

59.fucked in a library?

60.fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming
pool, ocean)?

61.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally used
for resting humans on (i.e. microwave, washing machine, tv [acroba-
tic aren't you])?

62.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite sex in
a ‘non-coed’ facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?

63.considered having to installed a ‘takaticket’ machine (as in
“now serving number ..”)?

64.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity with someone (and not
stopped)?

65.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
with the same partner?

66.been sore on the morning after?

67.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?

68.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or oral sex?

69.had sex with more than 2 people in a 24 hour time period?

70.been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee) (being gang
raped doesn’t count)?

71.been involved in a menage-a-trios?

72.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?

73.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?

74.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
activity, and been asked to join and did so?

75.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and you asked them to join?

To find your score… divide the number of N answers by 75, this will tell you
how `pure’ you are.

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28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?

29.searched for the G-spot and found it?

30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender and been
offered sex?

31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art?

32.been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
involved in sexual activity?

33.drank blood?

34.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings
(not your own)?

35.complimented someone on their taste?

36.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?

37.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?

38.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?

39.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?

40.been distraught because one of your animal friends with whom you enjoyed
having sex died?

41.tasted or eaten shit or unrine?

42.tied someone up and shown them to others?

43.been bound and had someone whip you?

44.had your (other) lips pierced (or penis)?

45.had sex with a person who was asleep and that person didn’t wake up?

46.slept through sexual activity (being done to you)?

47.fucked on a first date with a female?

48.fucked on a first date with a male?

49.fucked in a place of religion?
…End of the part3. To be continued..

The Cure d’Ars: Humility is to the virtues what the chain is to
the rosary: remove the chain, and all the beads escape; take away
humility, and all the virtues disappear.

Havelock Ellis: The masters of all the more intensely emotional
arts have frequently cultivated a high degree of chastity . . .
Men of great genius have apparently been completely continent
throughout life.

Emerson: When men are innocent, life shall be longer.

Euripades: Everyman is like the company he is wont to keep. The
company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a
rich estate.

Euripides (sic): Life’s best delight I place in chastity alone.

Freud: The pleasure principle prevails over the reality
principle to the detriment of the whole organism.
All the means that have been resorted to in order to
prevent conception disturb the finer sensibilities of man and
woman, especially of the woman, since here, as so often in
matters of sex, the man’s satisfaction is largely at the cost of
the woman. The supreme objection to all methods of contraception
is in the spiritual field. No one can practice any form of birth
control without being injured spiritually.
The knowledge of the essential factors of sexuality is
still withheld from us.
The abstinent scientist can devote more of his energy to
study.
Sexual excitement is furnished from all the sense organs
of the body.
A child brings along into the world germs of sexual
activity.
Premature sexual activity impairs the educability of the
child.

Gandhi: Celibacy is not of much value if it is attainable only
by retirement from the world.
Our entire environment–our reading, our thinking, our
social behavior–is generally calculated to subserve and cater to
the sex urge.
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Were the 2×4 only slightly above head-high, the screwer clambered over
and hung by the armpits. He poked the cow in the ass with a toe and when the
cow switched her tail, he grabbed it in both hands, placed feet athwart
hamstrings, and by pulling on the tail and heaving with the feet, could ef-
fectively achieve his purpose. This latter method lacks the passionate
violence of the former, but suggests the method for the itinerant biker
who must make do without the niceties of dairy barns.

Having found a cow, enticed it into grabbing range, and tethered it
to a fence post, the biker goes behind, removes his boots, and gets his
in-her tube out. He grasps the tail, catches one hamstring between big toe
and the next (like a shower thong), heaves up, catches the other hamstring,
and begins to ream properly.

Unfortunately, cows have two serious faults. First, they’ll shit all
over you. You can’t even fool them into dumping first by gigging them with a
ratchet handle. The cow waits till the humper starts driving in to finish,
then lets out about a gallon of slurpy, green cowshit. The poor, fucking bas-
tard will splash it all up his shirt and get his pants full, and be grateful
that he took his boots off.

Part 2

Second, a cow is an indifferent piece, somewhat like thigh-
fucking a flabby, lard-loaded, ass-drooping fat woman; that is, hope-
lessly loose, ill-defined, and unresponsive, like screwing a plastic bag of
warm Jello. Calves are some improvement, but their common diarrhea-like
ailment known as “scours” renders them totally unfit. Yearlings are best,
like median-age women, less full of shit but not yet become vindictive. As
a final note, the beef breeds, Angus and Hereford, are most tractable. Of
dairy breeds, Shorthorn and Brown Swiss are preferred to Holsteins, which
are especially likely to shit, and to Jerseys, which are just too damn
nervous.

Horses are better than cows. Like some women, if you can get close
enough to talk to them, you can probably screw them. Also, like women who must
be taken to dinner or who get hot giving head, they can be seduced by edibles,
preferably raisins. Sugar cubes are used only in kids’ stories. A horse will
stand still to be fucked, but won’t tolerate any messing with its tail or
feet. Hence, cow technique will not work, and a horse-fucker must have some-
thing to stand on. Traditionally, horses were “stump-broke”; that is, trained
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1993 RIVER DIPPERS MEMBERSHIP

Name(s) ____________________________________________

Address ____________________________________________

City ____________________________________________

State _____________ Zip _____________

Phone: _______________________________

May we include you in our Members Directory? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Interests: _________________________________________________________

Membership Desired;
River Dippers Only [ ] $ 3.00 per year
River Dippers & The Naturist Society (TNS) [ ] $30.00 per year
** Additional donations are appreciated! **
Please send me the 1992 Issues [ ] $ 3.00

Total Enclosed: $ _________

TNS Membership Number (if renewing): ______________________

OUR PRINCIPLES

River Dippers believe in the wholesomeness of the human body, and
regard it as neither an object of shame nor a subject of degrading
exploitation. Our natural state is without clothing; the choice to be
clothed or not should be the option of the individual.
River Dippers act in a responsible manner above reproach in all
aspects of our chosen form of recreation — accepting the
responsibility of maintaining the natural state of the environment we
use, enjoying our state of undress in such a way as to not infringe
upon the rights of others, educating others about the merits of
clothing-optional recreation, and avoiding non-constructive
confrontations with authorities or the public.
River Dippers members come in all ages and backgrounds, and
conduct their activities for the mutual enjoyment and comfort of
everyone.

Liability Release Agreement

I acknowledge that there are risks of personal injury associated
with hiking, camping, canuding, and other activities, whether of not
organized by River Dippers, and do hereby assume any and all risks for
any said personal injury I and/or my family may sustain while engaging
in said activities, and do hereby release and forever discharge River
Dippers, its officers, and members from any action, suits, damages,
claims, and/or judgments that may result from any and all personal
injuries I or my family may sustain while engaging in said activities,
or in going to or from said activities. This release is binding upon
me, my heirs, and assigns.

Signed: ____________________________________
Applicant(s)
____________________________________

Mail to: River Dippers, P.O. Box 60562,
Sacramento, CA 95860

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XII. Look, Ma, No Hands!
(Style – 130 Questions)

Have you:

1007. pointed and laughed?
1008. eaten oysters?
1009. eaten prairie oysters?
1010. eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
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297.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
298.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and
wish you actually were?
299.deliberately failed to pay child support?
300.bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
301.been drunk while still a minor?
302.had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation
doesn’t count)?
303.had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone
over the age of consent?
304.had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with
someone under the age of consent?
305.plagerized?
306.been to a “public bath”?
307.patronized a prostitute?
308.been to a “massage parlor”?
309.been to a brothel as a customer?
310.been to a brothel as an employee?
311.contracted a ’social’ disease (not just the common cold)?
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