Sperm Swap Blog

diarrhea. Cows are not attractive to most people when their
whole rear end is covered in dried shit. Grain feeding
eliminates this problem.

Cows have wonderfully warm and slimy pussies, and are very good
eating. Unfortunately, to get the best fuck from them, you have
to be hung a little better than average. Those of you less well
endowed can try out the four-month old heifers. The younger
heifers can be fucked while standing flat footed, but the adult
cows will require something to stand on.

One of the best things about cows is that the pussy is not
buried way down between heavy muscled ass cheeks; it usually
hangs out a little from their body. When you are eating cow
pussy, you can get your tongue really deep. When fucking them,
you can stick you balls and everything in there. If you have
friends watching, it’s also easier for everyone to see what’s
going on.

Cows seem to have an endless supply of shit inside, and love to
release it just when you are about ready to come and not in the
mood to pull away. When the cow is grain fed, the turds are
hard and this is generally not a problem. For the pasture fed
cows, the closest thing I can think of is the feeling of a few
gallons of warm spaghetti sauce running over your belly and down
your legs. Cows love to piss a lot also. If you like to eat
pussy, like the avid bestialist, and you’re on your knees behind
the cow, you run the risk (or the pleasure, depending on how you
look at it) of being drenched at any moment with about two
gallons of hot cow piss. I have found this to be an enormous
turn-on, but if you personally have a problem with being pissed-
on and occasionally shit-on by your animal, you will probably
want to own something other than cows.

MARES

Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will need a crate or
stool that will bring you up to their level. They take to being
trained to stand still very quickly. Mares have an unusual
feature in their pussies that allows them to voluntarily
contract some muscles that result in a “winking” effect. Some
mares have such a strong winking that you can hear the snap when
they do it. This feature makes mares absolutely the best eating
pussy on the planet. Of course, mares run the whole gamut from
cold fish to incredibly hot sex machines. You will have to
experiment to find out where your mare fits in.

If you are lucky enough to have one of the hot ones, it means
that she will be winking and squirting fluid and making obscene
squishing noises when being fucked. This helps make up for the
fact that they do have large pussies, and unless you are well
equipped, you might not get enough friction to get off. The
squishing and winking might give you a psychological advantage
though… since she would also exhibit these actions when being
fucked by a stallion, you can think of yourself as a stallion,
and that can give you an enormous boost!

Miniature horses have all the same attributes as the full size
ones, except they are too small to ride. For the average hung
dude, one of these might be the way to go. You will probably
still get the winking and squishing, but with a much tighter
pussy, you will have a sex partner to die for. Also, you can
fuck the miniatures flat-footed. Mares seldom dump or piss
during the action, so you can concentrate on getting your rocks
off.

CONCLUSION

Based on all the foregoing, I highly recommend mares as the best
animal partner that can be had. If you get a full size one, you
have the added pleasure of being able to saddle her up and go
for a ride. In addition, a mare would not be out of place in a
non-farm area. Lots of residential areas permit horses, but not
other farm animals.

End of dissertation… remember, play safe, have fun, and fuck
like a mink because it will be all too soon when you will not be
able to do it any more. Thank you.

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