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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

(folding with four aces)?

28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?

29.searched for the G-spot and found it?

30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender and been offered sex?

31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art?

32.been late to work, class or an appointment […]

  The sexual glands are all the time secreting semen.

This secretion should be utilized for enhancing one’s mental, physical, and spiritual energy. Celibacy is indispensable for self-realization. Gandhi Self-restraint is indispensable for individual as well as universal progress. […]

gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: 1993 River Dippers Membership

             1993 RIVER DIPPERS MEMBERSHIP

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Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test - for REALLY low scores already

                    Newly Revised Purity Test

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slam danced? slow danced? copped a feel while slow dancing? tangoed? waltzed? lambadaed? had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? french kissed? necked? attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi […]

you asked them to join?

1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
   1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
   2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
   3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
   4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

been sad because someone you knew was getting married? been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you’d never get to sleep with them? used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)? searched for the G-spot? searched for the G-spot and found it (you stud)? told him he had when he […]

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 […]

been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? received scratch marks or nail marks? been bit or nibbled upon? been bit in an intimate location? had your clothed […]

fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? mixed meat and dairy? eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? eaten during daylight during Ramadan? eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? fed […]

233.offered a sympathy fuck? 234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected? 235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)? 236.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals? 237.attempted […]

953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of orgasm (take a stud point!)? 954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time? 955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours? 956.had sex with more than 1 person in a […]

915.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners weekly? 916.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners daily? 917.didn’t think it promiscuous having more than one partner in at a time? 918.considered having to installed a ‘takaticket’ machine (as in “now serving number ..”)? 919.made or taken […]