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philosophers are always occupied in the practice of dying.

Plotinus: There are loftier beauties which in the sense-bound life we are not granted to know. To the vision of these we must mount, leaving sensual life to its own lower place. Plotinus.

Pythagoras: “‘Fight to overcome thy foolish passions,’ Pythagoras told his students.”Be sober […]

Archive-author: Don Sharp Archive-title: Animal Sex Life

                From _Easyriders Magazine_

Cross-country bikers who travel cuntless usually discover that to

leave one nagging problem behind simply leaves a throbbing one in front. Fortunately, America’s farmlands provide an abundance […]

(folding with four aces)?

28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?

29.searched for the G-spot and found it?

30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender and been offered sex?

31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art?

32.been late to work, class or an appointment […]

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

during an RHPS, had oral sex? during an RHPS, fucked (FUCK the back row!)? been kicked out of an RHPS? been a member of an RHPS cast?

Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of: Frank-N-Furter (a scientist)? Janet Weiss (a heroine)? Brad Majors (a hero) Riff Raff (a handyman)? Magenta (a domestic)? Columbia (a groupie)? Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)? Rocky Horror […]

with a hermaphrodite, fucked? had sex with spectators? been judged by the spectators? had spectators take notes? foot masturbated someone? been foot masturbated? tongue bathed someone? been tongue bathed? sucked the feet or toes of someone? had someone suck your feet or toes? been, or kept, a mistress? been, or had, a ‘kept man’? been a pimp or madame? been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

worn clothing that was “revealing” (either of your figure, or that emphasized ’strategic’ locations)? worn clothing that you didn’t know was THAT revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)? gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear? been in public without wearing underwear? photocopied personal portions of your anatomy […]

activity and you asked them to join?

(the following are where you have been attracted to someone because of their social status) 982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)? 983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority […]

915.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners weekly? 916.didn’t think it promiscuous having different partners daily? 917.didn’t think it promiscuous having more than one partner in at a time? 918.considered having to installed a ‘takaticket’ machine (as in “now serving number ..”)? 919.made or taken […]

675.left scratches or nail marks? 676.left teeth marks? 677.left teeth marks in an intimate location? 678.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed legs? 679.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed body? 680.stroked or fondled a man’s clothed breast or nipple? 681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s covered genitals? 682.fondled or stroked a man’s bare legs? […]

walk”?

1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
   1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
   2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
   3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]

and…)

1. used roadkill as equipment in an organized sport? (Cat sailing, Armadillo football, “the cat’s second base”, etc)
   1. taken a photo of domestic pet roadkill and made up posters with the photo saying “Found: please […]

grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)

1. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)
   1. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of […]

received finger scratch marks? drawn blood by scratching during sex? drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood) given or received scars from scratches or bites made during sex? performed oral sex? received oral sex? swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers? done sixty-nine ? performed mutual masturbation? had sex? (No […]