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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 500 Question

THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 4.0 (500)
Final Release
23-Apr-1988
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.

As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part2

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the
pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times
when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.
Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A.,
sections 2581 and 2582.
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Genesis/History:
ver last revise #of q revision site/contributors
1 – – 100 MIT Baker House/anon
1 – -1982 100 Ported to CMU by ps
2 Spring-1983 247 CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al
3 13-Apr-1985 400 CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
Version 1 (100) Created at MIT. Two parallel versions; one for male,
and one for female. Not much is known about this version.
Version 2 (247) Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “we’ll think
of three more tomorrow”, and tomorrow never got there.
Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
former version were short-lived and tended to be bug ridden.
Does not discriminate against gays or bi’s. Good correspondence
of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
version and version 2. Added in Genesis/History section.
Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
copy) of the Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up
same bugs in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question; The page
number was moved from top of the page to the bottom center;
this was to avoid problems trying to coordinate duplex/simplex
printing by other people and the positioning of odd/even page
numbers. Added in verbose history section.
Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985
Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400. After an
all-night hack session, discovered that the problem lies with
the version 4 (1400)-1 of Scribe and how it treats @section
headers and @begin(text). Ended up making the pageheading
contain a Scribe version field. Also had to add in an extra
token @newpage on the page that the questions start; this was
to preserve the last of the @style[pagenumber (@A)] page
numbers, preserve the same in the Table of Contents, force the
page number to be 1, make sure that the Contents get that
right, and to force @pageheading and @pagefooting.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Instructions for Use:
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Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
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Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part2

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Remember that she is laying back and relaxing, her eyes closed, and
her concentration on what you’re doing (or at least she SHOULD be
concentrating on what you’re doing). The secret is to establish a
pattern that says “I’m headed for your pussy, dear.” and then, just as
she expects you to eat her, a light kiss on her mons or pubic hair, then
you start all over again, working your way down to her pussy again from
somewhere else.

If you do these things correctly, she’ll beg you to stop teasing
her, but don’t let that bother you. Tease her a little more, until she
insists that you stop fooling around. At this point, her whole body
should be very sensitive, every nerve alive and waiting for your touch.

Now comes the moment of truth. Lean forward and, pause. Pause with
your mouth less than an inch away. If you’re like most people, your
breath will be like a warm caress across her damp, sensitive skin. Let
her feel it. Then, as lightly as you can, draw your tounge up between her
legs, perhaps alonside her labia until you reach the top of her slit.
Follow the contours, all the way down to her entrance. Do it twice, or
three times, but do it slowly and watch her reactions. Do her hips sway
or rock to try to make you touch some other part of her? Does her
breathing change? Does she moan or sigh? Those places that make her react
are special places that you should remember.

For you guys who failed anatomy class, slide your tounge from the
bottom of her (hopefully now very wet) slit, to the top. This will serve
two very useful functions. First, if her labia (pussy lips for those who
don’t know), haven’t become swollen and open, your passing tounge will
part them, and excite her at the same time. Secondly, as you rise up,
just as you find the top of her slit, you’ll find a small button of
flesh. This is her clitoris and it is as sensitive as the head of your
cock.

Now, if you’ve ever had a woman who licks and sucks the head of your
cock for too long, first give me her phone number, and second remember
that feeling of being “raw”? If you concentrate on her clit for too
long, that’s the feeling she’ll get. It is important to watch her
reaction as you lick, so you can judge how much pressure to apply. Start
lightly at first, and vary the speed, motion and pressure. Start with
circling motions, then change to up and down flicks. Pause and decend
down her pussy and return a few seconds later and start again. Don’t keep
up the same pattern so that it is predictable for too long, as this will
numb her clit or bore her, and these are the last things we want to do.

Best of all, if you can, have her masturbate for you. You should
observe what her fingers do, and what sort of motions she likes. This
will give you an idea. Some women are shy about this and are reluctant.
Be patient and if tell her if she wants you to give her terrific
pleasure, it would help you to know what she likes. Other than that,
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part45

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Scranton
(717) 961-9716
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 3:30PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $2.00

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PENNSYLVANIA (continued)

FOXXY LADY
617 E. Market Street
York
(717) 843-2131
Take Route 3 north to George Street, turn left on E. Market Street
and go 6 blocks. Club is on the left.
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon 7:00PM to 1:00AM, Tues – Fri 8:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat
12:30PM to 6:30PM & 8:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $4.00 Tues – Fri & Sat Night, $2.00 Sat Matinee
CLUB CAPACITY: 60
FOOD SERVICE: Free mini-buffet during Sat matinee
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally schedule whip cream wrestling events.

SOUTH CAROLINA

GODIVA’S
4725 Augusta Road
Greenville
(803) 299-6271
One mile east of I-85 on Hwy. 25.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 4:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 1,090
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Yes
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has it’s own casino with 10 machines, three dance stages,
and a complete restaurant.

THE PLAYHOUSE LOUNGE
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part39

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

34 White Street
New York
(212) 226-4870
Located two blocks below Canal Street on Church Street, at the
corner of Church and White Streets.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat Noon to 4:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 160
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Optional
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has a Monday Night Football party and an amateur night every
Saturday.

HARMONY THEATER
279 Church Street
New York
Located 3 blocks south of Canal Street and one block west of
Broadway, between Franklin and White Streets.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Noon to Midnight
COVER CHARGE: $10.00
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Anything goes

STRINGFELLOW’S PRESENTS – PURE PLATINUM
35 E. 21st Street
New York
(212) 254-2444
East 21st Street at Park Avenue
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 4:00AM, Sat & Sun 8:00PM to 4:00A
COVER CHARGE: $10.00, 4:00PM to 7:00PM; $15.00 after 7:00PM

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NEW YORK (continued)

FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: No sneakers, torn jeans.
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
New York’s most sophisticated club.

KORINA LOUNGE
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part32

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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MARYLAND (continued)

COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 500
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: No Sweat Pants

GLASS SLIPPER
14 Custom House Ave.
Baltimore
(410) 539-2772

THE OASIS
308 E. Baltimore Street
Baltimore
(410) 752-7251
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 95
FOOD SERVICE: None

MASSACHUSETTS

NAKED I CABARET
666 Washington Street
Boston
(617) 426-7462
Corner of Beach Street at Chinatown.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:00AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 149
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features an All Nude College Girl Revue.

GOLDEN BANANA
151 Newberry Street
Peabody
(508) 535-9777

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Archive-name Miscellhypnosistxt part3

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

then add in a “…always concentrating upon my voice, ingoring all other sounds
. Even though other sounds exsist, they aid you in your relaxation…”
They should soon let out a sigh as if they were letting go, and their face
should have a “woodeness” to it, becoming featurless… Now, say the following

“…. You now find yourself in a hallway, the hallway is peaceful and nice.
As I count from 10 to 1 you will imagine yourself walking further and further
down the hall. When I reach one you will find yourself where you want to be,
in another, higher state of concious and mind. (Count from ten to one)…..”

Do this about three or four times. Then, to test if the subject is under
hypnosis or not, say….

“…You feel a strange sensation in your (arm they write with) arm, the feeling
begins at your fingers and slowly moves up your arm, as it moves through your
arm your arm becomes lighter and lighter, it will soon be so light it will rise
….. Becoming lighter and lighter which each breath and moment…”

Their fingers should begin to twitch and then move up, the arm following, now
my friend, you have him/her in hypnosis. The first time you do this, while
he/she is under say good things, like: “your going to feel great tomorrow” or
“every day in every way you will find yourself becoming better and better”..
Or some crap like that… The more they go under, the deeper in hypnosis they
will get each time you do it.

+—————————-+
! What to do when Hypnotised !
+—————————-+

When you have them under you must word things very carefully to get your way.
You cannot simply say… Take off your clothes and hump the pillow. No, that
would not really do the trick. You must say something like…. “you find your
self at home, in your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe
their room and whats happening), you begin to take off your clothes…” Now,
it cant be THAT simple, you must know the persons house, room, and shower room.
Then describe things vividly and tell them to act it out (they have to be
DEEPLY under to do this…). I would just suggest that you experiment a while,
and get to know how to do things.

+———–+
! Waking Up !
+———–+

Waking up is very easy, just say..

“…as I count from 1 to 5 you will find yourself becomming more and more
awake, more and more lively. When you wake up you will find yourself complete-
ly alive, awake, and refreshed. Mentally and physically, remembering the
pleasant sensation that hypnosis brings… Waking up feeling like a new born
baby, reborn with life and vigor, feeling excellent. Remembering that next time
you enter hypnosis it will become an ever increasing deeper and deeper state
than before. 1- you feel energy course throughout your limbs. 2- you begin
to breathe deeply, stirring. 3- begining to move more and more your eyes
open, bringing you up to full concious. 4- you are up,up, up and awakening
more and more. 5- you are awake and feeling great.”

And thats it! You now know how to hypnotise yourself and someone else.
You will learn more and more as you experiment.
+—————————————————————————–+
! (C)opyright 1985 Metal Communications Inc. All Rights Rebuked. !
+—————————————————————————–+

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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part3

Friday, September 18th, 2009

it’s just an extension of things she is already used to.

Most “authorities” lump sex with animals in the same thought as
pedophilia. They view both activities as a “violation of the
innocent”. While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes
to animals nothing could be further from the truth. Animals do
not consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping
or any of their other activities. It is a totally instinctive
thing that is hard-wired into their id. The main reason animals
breed is because of this instinct. The female animal of most
species don’t really get to enjoy it because the male is in and
out in a matter or seconds. This is because of the hard-wiring
again. If animals didn’t breed fast in the wild, they would be
at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught in the act by a
passing predator. You have a unique opportunity with the female
animal. By providing her with long sessions of sensations and
pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come
to enjoy the act more and more. You will be bringing her up to
your level, not the other way around.

If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use all
your resources. Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every
pleasurable way you can think of. Don’t just fuck her, but make
love to her. Engage in foreplay with her. Fondle her all over,
play with her tits, give her plenty of oral sex. You will be
bonded that much closer to her every time and your eventual
orgasm will be much more intense. Some readers may resist going
to this extent. If you don’t go to this extent, I believe it
will be a loss for both of you.

Once you have finished having your fun, don’t just put you pants
on and leave. A little afterplay is good. Pet her and talk to
her. Gently clean your cum off her if need be. Give her a
treat, such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand. All this
will only strengthen your bond with the animal.

SHARING YOUR ANIMAL

Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably
because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all
alone in their desires. I always thought so too, but I was
fortunate to find some friends who taught me that bestiality is
much more erotic and fun when shared with a buddy. Of course,
many guys are insecure and not interested in group scenes. My
advice is to try it if the opportunity presents itself. There’s
nothing quite like a “barn party” with four or five guys
standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever is
available, and waiting their turns. Sloppy fifths is something
you will not soon forget. If you weren’t an exhibitionist
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellgigolotxt

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Archive-author: Adam Starchild
Archive-title: How to Become a Gigolo

There’s no other line of “work” as pleasurable and as
overflowing with opportunities to enjoy luxury, travel
and riches as that of the gigolo. And believe it or
not, today it is easier than ever for a man to enjoy
life as a gigolo!
To become a successful gigolo and enjoy the benefits of
this kind of life, you must develop and project the
proper way of thinking. There’s a great difference
between a “male prostitute” and a gigolo.
The male prostitute makes himself available to all
women of all ages, generally concentrating on bored,
frustrated and “exploring” housewives looking for extra
loving as well as variety to satisfy their sex needs. This
type of woman is very easy to spot, and even easier to take
to bed. It makes of a lot of, and a variety of beautiful
sex, but it’s all for free. You have to know precisely how
to cultivate these women to start, and then get them to
continue paying you for each time you “service” them — not
just the loan of a few dollars — which you never intend to
pay back — but $50 or $100 plus expenses for each tryst
you arrange with them.
The gigolo concentrates his efforts on making himself
available to widows and wives of busy businessmen who
really don’t care what their wives do, so long as they
don’t become emroiled in a public scandal. These women
range in age from about 45, on into their 80s.
So the first thing you’re going to have to do is stop
looking for ladies at or about your own age. Dress
yourself more neatly, more stylishly, and begin
“hanging around” the places these women frequent.
You’ll find very few in church! Those that you do find
in church will want to possess you, and somehow or
other steer you to the altar. You’ll find most of them
in night classes at your local college; in
self-improvement, self-awareness, and new life-style
classes; and of course, in all the better class supper
clubs and hotel type lounges.
Relative to evening college courses and
self-improvement discussion groups — these are your
easiest and most fertile “hunting grounds,” because
psychologists long ago proved that the basic reason for
adult enrollment in self-improvement programs is
directly related to a person’s need to be loved. All
you have to do is understand this basic fact, and make
yourself available to fulfill the needs of the women
…End of the part1. To be continued..

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