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Karen wiped the sweat from her brow, and touched the pencil to the pad. The idiots sitting at the booth could not make up their mind, and she was getting really impatient.

"Um," the guy said. "I'm not quite... sure."  He let the last word escape

from his lips as if he couldn’t decide whether or not he should even say it.

Karen had to manually force herself to prevent her foot from tapping

against the hard tile floor. She rubbed her palms on her apron, as the 90 degree sweltering heat made her uncomfortable. The airconditioning was on the blink again, and every time she walked to the kitchen it was like walking through hell. Finally, the guy ordered, and she scribbled it down hurriedly, and went to fill another customer’s coffee cup. Two waitresses short, unbearable heat, and a lecherous boss were really weighing down on her. The sweat from her neck had fallen down her chest between her breasts, half tickling and half itching. She dare not scratch, for fear that her boss would make some comment about health or something of a sexual nature. She cringed at the thought.

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Archive-author: Archive-title: 1993 River Dippers Membership

             1993 RIVER DIPPERS MEMBERSHIP

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Auguste Comte: To control the sexual impulse efficiently has always been and ever will be regarded as the highest test of human wisdom. Abstinence serves to strengthen mutual affection. The feeling of attachment becomes stronger and more constant […]

a minimum and fun in the sun a maximum.

Our newsletter is published four times per year; February, May,

August, and November.

Our quarterly newsletter is our connecting link. All

subscriptions to our River Dippers newsletter are on the same calendar-year time period; we haven’t the time to keep track of it in any other way. […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test - for REALLY low scores already

                    Newly Revised Purity Test

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bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill)? bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn’t count)? borrowed/stolen/taken birth control from your or somebody else’s parents? used Coke as a contraceptive douche? carried […]

with a hermaphrodite, fucked? had sex with spectators? been judged by the spectators? had spectators take notes? foot masturbated someone? been foot masturbated? tongue bathed someone? been tongue bathed? sucked the feet or toes of someone? had someone suck your feet or toes? been, or kept, a mistress? been, or had, a ‘kept man’? been a pimp or madame? been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or […]

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

a really, really big spoon? a fondue fork? corn on the cob holders? a turnip twaddler? an ice-cream scooper? chopsticks? salad tongs? a salad shooter? a salad scooper? a veg-o-matic? an electric juicer? a tea-leaf strainer? a socket wrench (English)? a socket wrench (metric)? a screwdriver (Flathead)? a screwdriver (phillips)? an electric screwdriver? an electric hammer? an electric dog-polisher? a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater? a tackle box? a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There’s a difference. A […]

Monopoly or Chess)?

483.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing (folding with four aces)? 484.owned a collection of underwear not your own? 485.been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by their body? 486.been a voyeur (without […]

if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 370.intentionally unrinated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 372.intentionally defecated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 374.mutilated […]

         Expanded to 247 questions.  This marked the beginning of
         the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
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and…)

1. used roadkill as equipment in an organized sport? (Cat sailing, Armadillo football, “the cat’s second base”, etc)
   1. taken a photo of domestic pet roadkill and made up posters with the photo saying “Found: please […]