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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part47

Friday, December 4th, 2009

CLASSIC CAT SHOWBAR
126 8th Ave. N.
Nashville
(615) 251-9959 (615) 254-1228
Located one block from the Nashville Stouffer Hotel and
Convention Center.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur Noon to 3:00AM, Fri Noon to 5:00AM, Sat
5:00PM to 5:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club regularly hosts feature acts including adult film stars.

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TEXAS

THE POLO CLUB
6019 S.W. 45th Ave.
Amarillo
(806) 356-9679
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 4:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 110
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Semi-strict

YELLOW ROSE
6528 N. Lamar Blvd.
Austin
(512) 458-2106

PEPPERS
1402 Roddfield Road
Corpus Christi
(512) 993-6996
Located at the intersection of Rodfield Road and th S.P.I.D.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Fri 2:00PM to 2:00AM, Sat & Sun 6:00PM to 2:00A
COVER CHARGE: None
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part18

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

DRESS CODE: No leathers or cutoffs
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club has pool tables, video games, basketball, bowling game, and
is always a fun place to be.

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CALIFORNIA (continued)

NITE LIFE (UP TOWN)
4307 Ohio Street
San Diego
(619) 284-7435
Exit the 805 Freeway and go west on El Cajon Blvd to Ohio Street.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $10.00 for one year membership
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Lunch served
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Features acts, including Centerfolds and Adult Video Stars
regularly scheduled.

CASBAH
467 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-5807

ROARING 20′S
552 Broadway
San Francisco
(415) 788-6765

SNOOKY’S
2050 Doville Ave.
Simi Valley
(805) 583-9093
Exit 118 Freeway at Erringer Road, go south to Los Angeles Ave.
and turn right. Turn right again at the first traffic signal
west of Erringer.
GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 1:30AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 70
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part12

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

4716 N. 12th Street
Phoenix
(602) 234-0128
Cross streets are Camelback and Highland.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 190
FOOD SERVICE: Full kitchen menu
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Penthouse and Playboy centerfolds featured every other week.
Club has recently been completely remodeled. Club has an
amateur contest every Wednesday night, with over 100 girls!

MILE HIGH CLUB
1926 W. Deer Valley Road
Phoenix
(602) 780-8502

RUMPER ROOM
3614 W. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 278-5313
Take the 35th Avenue exit from I-10. Go north one block, then
west one block.
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Thur 11:00AM to 3:00AM, Fri & Sat 11:00AM to
5:00AM

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ARIZONA (continued)

COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 65
FOOD SERVICE: Included with Cover Charge
DRESS CODE: Casual

TEASERS
663 W. Camelback Road
Phoenix
(602) 265-3011
Located near the intersection of 7th Ave. and Camelback.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part10

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

CLUB CAPACITY: 210
DRESS CODE: None

ARIZONA
BANDAIDS SHOW LOUNGE
2548 N. 7th Street
Phoenix
(602) 254-0811
One mile from Interstate 10
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: Casual

BOURBON STREET CIRCUS
2901 E. Thomas Road
Phoenix
(602) 956-9650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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ARIZONA (continued)

CANDY STORE
18613 N. Cave Creek Road
Phoenix
(602) 264-8476
Located at Union Hills and Cave Creek Road.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Wed Noon to 1:00AM, Thur – Sat Noon to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: No tank tops
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally books feature acts.

CLASS ACT LOUNGE
2438 E. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 392-0958
Located on McDowell Road, one block east of 24th Street.
Nude Dancers
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part3

Friday, September 18th, 2009

it’s just an extension of things she is already used to.

Most “authorities” lump sex with animals in the same thought as
pedophilia. They view both activities as a “violation of the
innocent”. While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes
to animals nothing could be further from the truth. Animals do
not consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping
or any of their other activities. It is a totally instinctive
thing that is hard-wired into their id. The main reason animals
breed is because of this instinct. The female animal of most
species don’t really get to enjoy it because the male is in and
out in a matter or seconds. This is because of the hard-wiring
again. If animals didn’t breed fast in the wild, they would be
at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught in the act by a
passing predator. You have a unique opportunity with the female
animal. By providing her with long sessions of sensations and
pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come
to enjoy the act more and more. You will be bringing her up to
your level, not the other way around.

If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use all
your resources. Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every
pleasurable way you can think of. Don’t just fuck her, but make
love to her. Engage in foreplay with her. Fondle her all over,
play with her tits, give her plenty of oral sex. You will be
bonded that much closer to her every time and your eventual
orgasm will be much more intense. Some readers may resist going
to this extent. If you don’t go to this extent, I believe it
will be a loss for both of you.

Once you have finished having your fun, don’t just put you pants
on and leave. A little afterplay is good. Pet her and talk to
her. Gently clean your cum off her if need be. Give her a
treat, such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand. All this
will only strengthen your bond with the animal.

SHARING YOUR ANIMAL

Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably
because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all
alone in their desires. I always thought so too, but I was
fortunate to find some friends who taught me that bestiality is
much more erotic and fun when shared with a buddy. Of course,
many guys are insecure and not interested in group scenes. My
advice is to try it if the opportunity presents itself. There’s
nothing quite like a “barn party” with four or five guys
standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever is
available, and waiting their turns. Sloppy fifths is something
you will not soon forget. If you weren’t an exhibitionist
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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part2

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

hand under her tail and see how she reacts to having her pussy
and asshole touched. You can usually do this without being too
obvious. Besides, breeders understand that when someone is
buying breeding stock, it is acceptable to examine the animal’s
genitals.

When looking for a bitch, keep in mind that it is getting more
and more difficult to find an intact bitch due to city and
county regulations about spaying and neutering. You will most
likely have to go to a breeder to get one, and adult bitches are
difficult to find. Even when you locate one, it is difficult to
know how she was raised and treated and trained. If you are set
on buying a dog, the best and most sure approach is to buy a
puppy and raise and train her yourself.

KNOW YOUR ANIMAL

Once you have made your selection and purchase, and have gotten
your new animal home, don’t expect success in screwing her five
minutes after arriving home. Unless she has had sex with a guy
before, her natural instinct will be to resist. This is not the
same kind of resistance that a woman would have, but just an
instinctive reaction to another animal (you) having access to
certain parts of her body. First, you should let your animal
find out about her surroundings and get comfortable with her new
home. Most animals are quite sensitive to changing homes, and
if you try to approach her too soon, she will probably react
unfavorably.

After she gets used to her new home, she will need to get used
to you. You can start by just being around her a lot. When you
feed her, stay in her immediate vicinity. It won’t take long
for her to realize that you are not a predator, and will allow
you to be near. Then you have to get her used to your touch.
Scratch her where she can’t reach. Brush her with an
appropriate comb. Most animals, unless they have been the
victims of abuse, will take to this type of intimacy very
quickly. All these things will also make you much less likely
to get bit, kicked or stomped.

The real secret of success with animals is to be able to put
yourself on their level and understand things from their point
of view. This is not a degrading thing to do, it’s just
different.

The friendship you develop with your animal will not happen
overnight, but it will happen. Soon you will be able to touch
her anywhere without her flinching, and she will trust you.
Now, when you take your clothes off and eat her out or fuck her,
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Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt part2

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

heat will follow in six months).
Before her first heat, I would recommend a minimum of
sexual activity. Let her discover her own place as a dog
before confusing her with too much sexuality too soon. By all
means caress her entire body, and around her vagina gently.
Let her get used to your hands being everywhere on her, but
avoid active stimulation of her clitoris at this stage. Cuddle
her, and love her for the puppy she is. It is a good time for
exploration of her body and genitals for you to get used to the
differences between her and a human partner. You will notice
that the entrance to her vagina is a ‘Y’ shape. The tail of
the ‘Y’ points toward her front, and that is where her clitoris
is. The lips are coated with a fine velvety fur.
During the early stages of her first heat, the bitch may
become depressed, or even frightened by the sudden changes in
her. She may start to wander off in search of a mate. Comfort
her and be a friend to her, and don’t let her escape off your
property. It is now your responsibility, for the next three
weeks, to ensure she isn’t mated by the sudden hordes of randy
male dogs hanging around your house. Let me recommend high
wooden fencing, and a handy bucket of cold water for potential
suitors.
After the first bleeding stops, her vagina entrance will
have enlarged quite significantly. She may actively invite you
to sex by turning her rump toward you, and flicking her tail
aside every time you catch her eye. In other words, she is now
horny, and it is up to you to relieve her.
Get naked. All the better to use you whole body in the
act. Work with her as though she were human. That is, spend
time caressing her, hugging her. Play with her nipples, which
will have become larger and more sensitive with her heat.
Arouse her as much as you can. When she is really turned on,
her vagina will be well lubricated, and she will almost be
begging you to make her cum. The best way to do this is to use
one or two fingers. If you are a male, do NOT try inserting
your dick into her unless she is one of the Giant Breeds, (or
you have an exceptionally small dick). If you hurt her, she
may become frightened of you, and will not enjoy the sex.
Move around behind her and insert one finger gently into
her, slowly. If she isn’t wet enough, use saliva or KY jelly.
Don’t use mineral oils or anything that isn’t used for human
sex. As your knuckle brushes past her clitoris, it is likely
she will sharply hump her hips downward. This is normal. (It
surprised the bejesus out of me the first time it happened)
Slowly withdraw your finger, and repeat. She should start
humping up and down on your finger quite strongly. Keep in
time to her movements, pushing up as she humps down. Use your
other hand to caress her nipples and stomach. She will cum
fairly quickly and easily (this is why sex with animals is
better than humans…). You can tell when she is, as you will
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Archive-name Miscellguidedogtxt

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Archive-author: Nevyn
Archive-title: Guide to Sex with Dogs

A few people have chatted to me via private mail, asking
for advice on having sex with animals. I would like to put
down a few pointers for novices. Let’s concentrate on dogs for
this article, as they are the animal of my preference, and
also I think they are the animal most furries will readily have
access to. I will try to explain any jargon I use, but only
briefly, as I don’t wish this to be a technical discourse. If
you need clarification on terms used here, comment to me on
Alt.Sex.Bestiality or check a good ‘Encyclopaedia of Dogs’. I
am also only going to refer to animals that have not been de-
sexed (in the case of males, having their testes surgically
removed. In the case of females, having ovaries removed). I
can’t bear the thought of any animals of mine missing out on
sexual pleasure. Even so, I know in any city dog populations
are too high, and hundreds of dogs are destroyed daily. There
are good arguments for de-sexing, but a responsible owner
should be able to keep an entire animal without accidental
litters (and still keep the animal sexually satisfied!)
Also note that when I refer to dogs, I mean any breed
Labrador or larger. In my mind, anything smaller than a
Labrador isn’t really a dog. If I refer to a ‘Giant Breed’, I
am talking in the category of English Mastiff, Great Dane, St.
Bernard, Irish Wolfhound, Newfoundland, etc. These are REAL
dogs.
The first rule that leaps to my mind is this:- the
animal MUST BE CONSENTING!! If the animal is enjoying the
experience of having sex with you, the sex is so much more
fulfilling. If the animal is not enjoying it, you are
committing rape. If you have to force the animal into
anything, stop. I hope most of us would agree that we are
animal lovers, sharing sex with our animal partners as a gift
of pleasure. Any other attitude toward your animal partner
makes you a loathsome, slimy reptile, unworthy of the status of
a toad. So there.

Let’s start with bitches.
Bitches become sexually mature (depending on the size of
the breed) at around 8-18 months. The larger the breed, in
general, the later they will have their first heat (Oestrous,
the bitch becomes fertile after a 5-7 day period of menstrual
bleeding. Male dogs become insanely attracted to her scent,
and will chew/dig through anything to get at her. This lasts
for around 7 days, followed by another 5-7 days of menstrual
bleeding. After that the bitch is no longer fertile. Her next
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Archive-name Miscellfemfucktxt part4

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

and with your fingers spread wide apart, firmly pull her body toward yours,
as you slightly massage her and relax her. Rub her shoulders, the back of
her neck, and the lower sides of her back. Continue these actions, as you
continue to kiss and caress the Bitch.

While you are kissing her neck, take a moment to take a deep breath and
gently breath into her ear. (DO NOT BLOW INTO IT, JUST BREATH INTO IT!)
This will arouse her PASSION and get her FEMALE SEX JUICES flowing!

INITIATING FOREPLAY PART THREE

At the first moment that you notice her mouth opening slightly while
you are kissing her, slide your tongue into her mouth and move it around
her tongue, and begin to kiss her slightly harder. Start to breath slightly
harder to let her know that she has started to get you excited! As you play
kissy tongue, slide one of your hands onto her chest, and very gently rub
it across her tit! She should not have any objection at this point. Keep
deeply kissing her and slide the other hand onto her other tit. Begin to
gently message her tits in a circular motion, while you also gently squeeze
them. Remember, you are not milking a friggin’ cow; you are seducing a
female!

It is now time for you to start upwrapping (undressing) your sexual
like unbuttoning your own shirt with one hand, days before this event takes
place.

Before you take the Bitch to the secluded area, you should make mental
notes of the type of blouse, dress, pants, nylons etc. that she is wearing.
Remember where the zippers are; see if her blouse buttons are in the front
or the back. If she is wearing a sweater, you may have to slide your hands
underneath it.

INITIATING FOREPLAY PART FOUR

If your selected Bitch is allowing you to fondle her tits through her
clothing she will also allow you undress her to the point that you can play
with them she is naked from the waist up. To do this, you must first
carefully unbutton her blouse or even assist her in removing her sweater.
Next you will be faced with removing her bra. Some of these little suckers
can be tricky! Most bras are hooked in the rear. The larger the tits, the
more hooks you’ll find! If you put your finger on one side of the hook and
your thumb on the other side then squeeze, the hook can be un-done with one
careful that you don’t tear any of her clothes, because her mother or
father might figure out what you have done to their daughter, and that
could lead to you receiving a severe beating!

Unless the Bitch helps you to totally remove the bra, don’t bother
trying to get it all the way off. Once the hooks are undone, you can slip
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Archive-name Miscellerosia08txt

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Archive-author: David P. Thomas
Archive-title: Erosian Theory and Practice

Erosian Doctrine #1

( A dictate for all Erosians to learn from. The need for
communications, knowledge and non-agressive sexuality )

Amongst Erosian Theorist, communications must remain open.
Understanding is the essence of knowledge, and lack of
communication breeds darkness and speculation. Contempt
for the lifestyle of another or the specific likes and
dislikes of anothers sexual tastes is bred from two
parents.

The first is ignorance and closemindedness. This stems
from the inability of the normal person to view openly
individual tastes as their own. From the beginning of
time, man has grouped together in ignorance to destroy
what he did not understand. With our abilities and
foresight today, we as a race should long have accepted
what we do not understand, and seek to nurture it and to
learn from it. However, we still hunt down and kill those
lifestyles which do not meet with the approval of certain
religions, ethical values, and other social restraints.
However, if we as a race have not learned to nurture the
unknown, we at least should have learned how to leave it
alone and allow those better equipped to deal with it
handle, work with and enjoy its benefits. However, society
at large has done neither, and as a rule ‘witch hunts’
still exist, seeking to route out and destroy what is not
understood. Erosian Theory is seeking not to change the
minds or ways of society as a whole. We instead are
focusing on ourselves. Taking the belief that change is
best from within, we are seeking to come to terms within
ourselves and within our group, focusing upon our
individual sexuality, and working to building a guilt
free, sexually understood inner community. I believe that
if a group of people come together and support the concept
of Erosian Theory, small, internal groups within the
community will be formed, where members can receive
feedback on their individual guilt concepts concerning
sex, and live under a liberal guideline concerning sex. If
we strip away the layers of false information concerning
sexual practice and it’s purported deviant side, and
merely assume the rules found in the Code of Conduct, we
can pursue doggedly our individual sexual interests, and
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