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to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

  The sexual glands are all the time secreting semen.

This secretion should be utilized for enhancing one’s mental, physical, and spiritual energy. Celibacy is indispensable for self-realization. Gandhi Self-restraint is indispensable for individual as well as universal progress. […]

masturbated with food? eaten the food afterwards? fantasized about someone while masturbating?> fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating? fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex? masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don’t count)? masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in […]

performed sexual activity with any mythical creature? inserted animals (gerbils, etc) into a female’s (including your own) naughty bits? inserted animals into your or somebody else’s rectum? had an animal die during any of the above activities? fucked a dead animal? fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)? tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on […]

you asked them to join?

1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
   1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
   2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
   3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
   4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

while parents were sleeping, had oral sex? while parents were sleeping, fucked? while parents were awake, necked/petted? while parents were awake, had oral sex? while parents were awake, fucked? while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted? while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex? while parents were awake in the same room, fucked? while hot tubbing, necked/petted? while hot […]

been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? received scratch marks or nail marks? been bit or nibbled upon? been bit in an intimate location? had your clothed […]

had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD? gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?

V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions)

Have you: spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)? been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like? joined a nunnery or […]

“have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train” have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head” Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess) have you: 805.necked while hot tubbing? 806.had oral sex while hot […]

721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 722.been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening? 723.bathed or showered with a man? 724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 725.washed a man who was […]

fortnight?

1. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
   1. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
   2. masturbated to […]

woken up to someone having sex with you? given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh? been on the receiving of anal sex? been on the ramming end of anal sex? had sex more than 10 times with 1 person? had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? had sex more than 10 times in a […]

masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are making […]

had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind of animal? (Alive or dead.) cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don’t count.) stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for […]

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 I can't help it. I love eating a girl's pussy. If the lady in

question has a nice pussy, I’ll lick her until my jaws ache and my tounge is ready to fall off. I just love it.

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