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Archive-name Miscellsex-lifetxt part3

Friday, October 31st, 2008

to back up to a stump, presumably to aid a bareback rider to mount and dis- mount, but, in fact, to assure cooperation when the plowboy wanted a piece. If biking in a group, members can support each other in turn. Else, the horse can be backed up to a parked scoot, provided it has […]

Archive-name Miscellsexdefstxt part3

Friday, October 17th, 2008
  The sexual glands are all the time secreting semen.

This secretion should be utilized for enhancing one’s mental, physical, and spiritual energy. Celibacy is indispensable for self-realization. Gandhi Self-restraint is indispensable for individual as well as universal progress. […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part9

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

masturbated with food? eaten the food afterwards? fantasized about someone while masturbating?> fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating? fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex? masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don’t count)? masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part42

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

performed sexual activity with any mythical creature? inserted animals (gerbils, etc) into a female’s (including your own) naughty bits? inserted animals into your or somebody else’s rectum? had an animal die during any of the above activities? fucked a dead animal? fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)? tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part41

Saturday, September 20th, 2008
you asked them to join?
  1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
    1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
    2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
    3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
    4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part27

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

while parents were sleeping, had oral sex? while parents were sleeping, fucked? while parents were awake, necked/petted? while parents were awake, had oral sex? while parents were awake, fucked? while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted? while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex? while parents were awake in the same room, fucked? while hot tubbing, necked/petted? while hot […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part17

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? received scratch marks or nail marks? been bit or nibbled upon? been bit in an intimate location? had your clothed […]

Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part16

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD? gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?

V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions)

Have you: spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)? been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like? joined a nunnery or […]

Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part23

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

“have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train” have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head” Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess) have you: 805.necked while hot tubbing? 806.had oral sex while hot […]

Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part21

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 722.been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening? 723.bathed or showered with a man? 724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 725.washed a man who was […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part5

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

fortnight?

  1. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
    1. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
    2. masturbated to […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part17

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

woken up to someone having sex with you? given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh? been on the receiving of anal sex? been on the ramming end of anal sex? had sex more than 10 times with 1 person? had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? had sex more than 10 times in a […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part15

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are making […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part14

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind of animal? (Alive or dead.) cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don’t count.) stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for […]

Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Archive-author: Pussy Barber Archive-title: Guide to Eating Pussy

Dedicated to the Ladies

 I can't help it. I love eating a girl's pussy. If the lady in

question has a nice pussy, I’ll lick her until my jaws ache and my tounge is ready to fall off. I just love it.

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