cross a line through them for five… easy to count). Take the total,
subtract from 1500, and divide by 15. Basic math stuff.
We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score…even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —
And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as
was had in the making.
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Note to the test administrator:
Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to
“liven” it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to.
Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed,
but not recommended. Plan on a few hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg.
Smoke a bowl. Drop a hit. Whatever. Basically, have a party.
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Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam
Version 6.6c March 25, 1993 10:25.42pm
primary writer: Steamed Rhubarb Fondue (J. A. Pfaff)
contributing writers: Wolvorine (Owen Kuhn), Astra (JAN!),
and friends and family of The Erotic Nightmare Revue
E-mail any questions or comments to:
japfaff@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
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I. The Lamer Section
(Good Clean, ‘Wholesome’ Activities – 90 Questions)
Have you ever:
1. held hands with someone?
2. hugged somebody?
3. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
4. kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
5. flirted?
6. been on a date?
7. been on a date past one a.m.?
8. stood someone up?
9. dated someone on a regular basis?
10. gone steady?
…End of the part5. To be continued..