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1. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
2. used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) for a body rub?
3. used erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for a body rub?
4. used kiwis (the fruit, bird, or shoe polish - doesn’t matter) for sexual purposes?
5. used any food for sexual purposes?
6. shoved food in a female’s naughty bits?
7. shoved food up your or somebody else’s rectum?
8. eaten the food after it was used in the above mentioned activities?
9. used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
10. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
11. given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
12. used an artifical limb for sexual purposes?
13. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it was ’sexy’ but because it turned you on?
14. worn colored underwear (other than white or pink)?
15. worn bikini briefs?
16. worn bikini briefs with patterns on them (tiger stripes, etc.)?
17. worn edible underwear?
18. eaten edible underwear off of somebody else?
19. worn lingerie?
20. worn leather lingerie?
21. worn rubber lingerie?
22. worn fishnets (complete with garter belt)?
23. worn somebody else’s lingerie?
24. made garments out of shaved pubic hair (mittens, sweaters, etc)?
25. tried to figure out the words to “Louie Louie”?
26. Been to a John Water’s film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?
27. more than once?
28. seen Eraserhead?
29. more than once?
30. seen The Wall?
31. more than once?
32. seen A Clockwork Orange?
33. more than once?
34. thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died of hoof & mouth?
35. had sex in the presence of animals?
36. had animals walk on you while you were having sex?
37. thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in your life was when your first love was sent to market?
38. thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion to Madame D’Stael?
39. urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace, wastepaper basket, the family glove compartment)?
40. urinated off of a bridge or tall building?
41. defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, wastepaper basket, or salad spinner)?
42. tasted or eaten shit? …End of the part38. To be continued..

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