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1. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill)?
2. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn’t count)?
3. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control from your or somebody else’s parents?
4. used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
5. carried a condom ‘just in case’?
6. bought a home pregnancy test?
7. tasted your own sexual fluids?
8. tasted another’s sexual fluids?
9. complimented someone on their taste?
10. been complimented on your taste?
11. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else’s) was shot over someone’s head?
12. where it hit a wall?
13. where it hit the ceiling?
14. where it hit somebody’s face?
15. where it went in somebody’s eye?
16. where it went up somebody’s nose?
17. where it went in somebody’s food or drink?
18. had your ears pierced?
19. had your nose pierced?
20. pierced someone else’s ears?
21. pierced someone else’s nose?
22. worn body paint?
23. painted somebody?
24. lit your partner’s crotch aflame?
25. worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
26. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn’t read?
27. written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
28. have you a tattoo?
29. have you an ‘obscene’ tattoo (words or pictures)?
30. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
31. have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
32. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
33. used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes (Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
34. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?
35. been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (aka Harold of “Harold & Maude”)?
36. Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being married (’just close your eyes and think of England’)?
37. used ice for sexual purposes?
38. used a frozen object (not ice cubes) as a dildo (popcicle, icicle, etc)?
39. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
40. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)? …End of the part37. To be continued..

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