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1. a really, really big spoon?
2. a fondue fork?
3. corn on the cob holders?
4. a turnip twaddler?
5. an ice-cream scooper?
6. chopsticks?
7. salad tongs?
8. a salad shooter?
9. a salad scooper?
10. a veg-o-matic?
11. an electric juicer?
12. a tea-leaf strainer?
13. a socket wrench (English)?
14. a socket wrench (metric)?
15. a screwdriver (Flathead)?
16. a screwdriver (phillips)?
17. an electric screwdriver?
18. an electric hammer?
19. an electric dog-polisher?
20. a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater?
21. a tackle box?
22. a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There’s a difference. A spatula is long, skinny, and NOT bent)?
23. a rubber spatula?
24. a pocket fisherman?
25. a power drill?
26. a chain saw?
27. a flame thrower?
28. a mig welder?
29. a jack-hammer?
30. a bulldozer?

31. a wreaking-ball?

32. have you used a spatula for flogging purposes?

33. do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or tools?
34. do you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room?
35. have you used any of the above for masturbation?

36. have you used any of the above for any sexual practice?

    1. have you ever owned The Spatula (if you have to ask, the answer is ‘no’)?

    VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here (Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 - Women - 84 Questions

    With or by a person of the female gender, have you:

37. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?

38. been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
39. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman? …End of the part19. To be continued..

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