Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part8

by Sperm Swap Blog

233.offered a sympathy fuck? 234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected? 235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)? 236.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals? 237.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals and discover it is too late? 238.attempted to corrupt someone’s morals only to discover they know things you don’t? 239.woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow (you might be programming too much)? 240.tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps? 241.tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion? 242.considered sperm a protein supplement? 243.questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)? 244.questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering? 245.used whatever they said against them? 246.kited checks?

Page:8 IIII Legal technicalities have you: 247.deliberately bounced a check? 248.shoplifted? 249.’borrowed’ something of value with no intention of returning it (’borrowing’ kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn’t count)? 250.written graffiti? 251.committed murder? 252.attempted to commit suicide? 253.succeeded? 254.had a fake id? 255.manufactured fake id? 256.speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)? 257.drag raced (on the street)? 258.driven without a license? 259.driven while suspended? 260.bought or sold anything on a black market? 261.stolen any item or cash? 262.stolen a kiss? 263.used bootleg software? 264.plotted felony (that’s conspiracy and may count)? 265.operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated? 266.plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)? 267.lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren’t? 268.lead someone to believe they weren’t the father when they were? …End of the part8. To be continued..

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