Archive-name Miscellflampasstxt
by Sperm Swap BlogArchive-author: Standby Archive-title: Flames of Passion, The
WARNING This article contains sexual situations between consenting adults. If this pisses you off, don’t look. It also mocks the selected groups of idiots who don’t bother to fully read posts and send boring and insulting email (as befits their miniscule minds). If this bothers you, you should probably not read this. If you are one of the pea-brains who are being mocked, I fervently hope this bugs the shit out of you.
DISCLAIMER This story is false. If you feel insulted by it, I was probably aiming at you.
I was sitting at my terminal with Julie. Julie's my
cohort in crime, often putting in long hours with me on those terminally late projects. She’s a real looker, too, IMHO – slim, long brown hair, dark eyes, very pretty, and a body that is to die for.
We were working late one night on a paper that
absitively, posilutely had to be done by the next day. By 9PM, everyone else had gone home. By 10, we were feeling silly. But by 11, it was going well, so we felt little guilt in opening up a window and scanning though the net, seeing what was new and news. We scanned the usual comp.* groups and moved onto the alt.sex hierarchy. As usual when we were doing this, Julie was horny as hell, and would do her best to distract me. In this case, she started out by nibbling on my ear and running her hands up and down the inside of my thigh.
"Shit, willya look at that!"
"What's the problem, Standby?" Her hand was perilously
close to the rising bulge in my jeans.
"Some twits are bitching about a message I put onto the
net!”
"Oh?" she breathed into my ear as her hand started
working the zipper. “What did you post?”
"I was just complaining about the signal-to-noise ratio
of alt.sex.stories and how most of the posted stories are about …End of the part1. To be continued..