“Oh, for shit’s sake, that’s silly.” Julie got up on the
desk in front of me and spread her legs. She fingered her cunt
for a moment, and then pulled my head towards her snatch. I
immediately started licking her twat, letting her tangy juices
drip onto my tongue. I started working a finger up into her
pussy. “Don’t they ban children from a.s.s.?”
I shook my head, to busy enjoying the taste of her cunt
to speak.
“You’d think that people on the net would be intelligent
enough to not bother with that crap,” she went on, beginning to
pump her hips into my face. I responded by fucking her with my
tongue. “You didn’t tell them not to post whatever they want,
you didn’t even call them sick or disgusting, and you get email
and posts from them about this.”
Julie suddenly stopped and grapped my head. With a moan,
she began to shake, until a massive orgasm shook her entire body.
She smiled and moved a strand of hair off her face. “So what
will you do?”
“Oh, I’ll probably ignore them from now on…it’s not
like they’re worth my time to get pissed or anything. They’re
mostly at about the 6 year old level, I’m sure. I mean, how can
you take seriously someone who sends all-caps email saying ‘UR AN
ASSHOLE AND U HAVE NO SEX LIFE!”
“Not seriously at all, eh?” She started stroking my cock
with a handful of vaseline. It responded by standing up straight
and stiff in her hand. She handed me the tube and turned,
bending over the desk. I began rubbing ample amounts of the
white petroleum jelly in and around her puckered anus. I placed
the head of my stiff cock at her asshole and slowly pushed
forward.
“Right, not at all. Especially the ones who post
bandwidth wasting messages about how I’m wasting bandwidth with a
3-line comment.”
“So you’re posting this particular comment as a story?”
Julie sighed as my cock slid in and out of her tight asshole and
reached down to finger her pussy.
“Exactly,” I panted, beginning to thrust harder, “This is
a _story_, it has _sex_, and it says what I want it to say.”
“Unghhhh…but aren’t you worried about more insulting
email from this essentially juvenile approach?”
“Do you really think this is juvenile?” I was fast
approaching another orgasm, and I started pushing my cock deeply
into Julie’s asshole and holding it there, wanting to flood her
bowels with my sperm. “What does that say about the people who
will undoubtedly post public messages condemning me and sending
poorly written and insulting flames to my via the server?”
“Shit! Harder!” Julie screamed and came. Her entire
body went ballististic with orgasm, with major shaking going on
in her twat and asshole. “I think it says that they probably
have no sense of humor and very little self image if they can be
really pissed by a suggestion that there should be more sex in
the group.”
The contractions in Julie’s asshole brought on my own
orgasm. I thrust deeply into her ass and began to shoot spurt
after spurt of hot cum into her. “Not only that,” I said, “But I
think it goes to the core of whether this should be
alt.SEX.stories or alt.sex.STORIES or alt.SEX.STORIES.” I pulled
my depleted prick from Julie’s dilated asshole and kissed her.
“I know which one YOU want,” she grinned. “And besides,
flames and insults, especially the poorly written ones, just get
routed to /dev/null and ignored.”
“Damn straight,” I said.
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