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Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Zangara’s (Kibo) Elegy

Here is the long awaited story involving Kibo. As previously
discussed, I would have Kibo’s permission to use his name if he existed.
Also, if he existed he would have asked me to cross-post this to the
groups which I cross-posted to.

There is a quiz (Multiple choice) at the end. Please post results
to as many groups as you want.

Zangara’s Elegy

“‘He was a bloody tyrant and we brought him down. And I will not
have history think I did it for a bag of gold or in some kind of rabid
fit!`”
I looked curiously at this disheveled individual who was ranting
what I perceived to be nonsense. I turned to my guide, and hopefully
future employer. “What is he talking about?”
“Oh, he’s no one. He thinks he’s John Wilkes Booth, that’s all,”
came the reply. I looked closer at my guide. I hadn’t really studied
him up to this point. Suddenly however I knew that he posed me no
threat, and so I wished to know more about him.
“‘Tell them how the Union can never recover from that vulgar, high
and mighty niggerlover, Never–!`”
I began going over what I knew about my guide. His name was Dr.
Charles Guiteau, and he was the director of the mental ward of the
University of Massachusetts Medical Center. I knew nothing about his
credentials, but that was not where my curiosity lay. I was interested
in his character, and since it was profession to know other peoples
thoughts, I was able to delve into his inner self even as he showed me
the building.
“Kibo, would you like to join us?” Dr. Guiteau asked the mental
patient. “This is Dr. Sam Byck, and I’m showing him around the
building.”
“My name is not Kibo, it is Johnny Booth. Sure, I’ll come along.
‘Someone slew the tyrant, just as Brutus slew the tyrant`”
“We don’t know his real name, so for a while we were calling him
Johnny. Then the doctor who was handling his case decided it was better
to call him something else. I’m not sure where the name Kibo came from
though,” Dr. Guiteau rambled on. “By the way, if you come on Kibo will
be one of your patients. Dr. Czolgosz, the man who left for Buffalo,
was his doctor.”
I had been half listening to this exchange until Dr. Guiteau’s
last sentence. Suddenly my interest in this specimen was piqued. There
had to be some way of using him to my purposes. “I would be interested
in seeing his file,” I replied, confident that my speech had not skipped
a beat.
…End of the part1. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellvignettetxt part4

Friday, February 27th, 2009

and she obliged, now knowing what I really wanted. And as we rhythmically
moved together, I could feel her fingers brushing against my manhood as she
was, without inhibition, giving herself the ultimate pleasure. The tightness
of her Pavillion, the smoothness of her curve, the fullness of her breasts,
the brushing of her fingers with the knowledge that she was giving herself
pleasure, were too much for me. I had to come, there was no turning back,
nor any desire to do so. I came inside of her with a pleasure that cannot be
described in words, and filled her with the warm liquid of my love for her.
And as she felt herself being filled with my love, she, too, could no longer
contain her passion, and she came with an explosion of unrestrained ecstacy.

We were satisfied, and we fell asleep in each others arms, in the warm glow of
the afternoon.

Vignette: “A Special Night”
============================

As we looked at the moon setting over the lake, I hugged her close to me.
We knew that this night was to be very special. I could feel her warmth
penetrate me, and my desire was aroused, as if from sleep. And she, too,
had the look in her eyes of wanting me totally tonight, to completely fulfill
her intimate desires, and to fill her to the brim with my love and passion.
We walked slowly back to the cabin, caressing each other very softly and
saying to each other those sweet little nothings that lovers always do.

Back in the cabin, I rekindled the fire in the fireplace, bringing back fond
memories of when I first kindled her fire. The warmth and red glow of the
fire began to fill the cabin, driving out the biting cold of the winter.
We sat down on the warm down blanket by the fire, and shared a glass of
sweet wine as we looked in each others eyes. The reflection of the fire
in her eyes was a vision of things to come.

I put the glass down, we were finished with the wine. Everything in its
time and now was the time for passion to reign supreme. We were both on
our knees, hugging each other on that soft down blanket, tenderly caressing
each other, our mouths joined in a dreamy kiss, our tongues searching out
each other as if they had a mind of their own. I could feel her breasts
pressing against my chest. I could feel their nipples straining to get
out from the sweater that temporarily covered them. My hands wandered to
her buttocks, and felt their ripeness. I must have her now.

And she knew what I was thinking,for she broke from our kiss and embrace, and
in front of me, and in almost a teasing way, began to slowly lift her sweater.
And as the sweater uncovered her breasts, I could hear her give a faint gasp
as the nipples were released from the bondage they were just in. I helped her
to take the sweater off the rest of the way, and admired her body in the light
of the fire. The image of her full breasts, moving up and down with every
breath, was almost too good to touch. For one full minute I just watched.

–

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Archive-name Miscellvignettetxt part3

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Vignette: “Her Curve”
======================

There is nothing more beautiful than to see a woman, in the splendor that
God gave her at birth, laying on her front and leaning on her elbows as if
reading a book. The curve of her spine, as one goes from the back of her
upraised head, to her waist, then back up again and over her buttocks, and
finally down her long thighs, is the most beautiful of all curves. Her
breasts, hanging down beautifully like ripe fruit, show just a teasing bit
of the nipples that cap their beauty, like the crater that caps Mount Fuji.

That’s how I saw her laying there on her bed that warm and serene afternoon.
Her gaze was one of dreamy expectation of fulfillment, both physical and
spiritual. I was chosen that afternoon to be her fulfillment of unrestrained
desire.

As I lay by her side, I could not help but to retrace that curve, that
beautiful curve that beckoned me to her side in the first place. I traced
down her sides, and climbed to the summit of her Mount Fuji. How beautiful
her breasts are, I thought, how perfectly they hang.

And my passion was rising with the rising of her breath. I retraced that
curve that beckons me, but stopped at the place, the place between the
pillars we call her legs. She shuddered dreamily as I caressed her there,
the center of her desire. How beautiful she is between her legs, I thought,
and my passion was aroused fully.

My desire for her now consummed me, and, without hesitation, and without any
resistance, I separated her legs to see the glory of her womanhood, inflamed
with passion, begging to be satisfied. Please touch yourself, I said to her,
and show me how you make love to yourself. She at first resisted, begging me
to satisfy her instead, but I insisted on what I wanted. She then relented,
and moved her fingers down to between the swollen lips that ached for relief,
the same fingers that earlier caressed my body and gave me pleasures that I
have never before experienced.

At first the fingers were slow and hesitant, but as I watched, she became
aroused knowing that I, her lover and friend, was watching her and how much
it aroused me. Her breathing increased to a crescendo, and passionate moans
came from her lips. I could see her fingers wantonly, yet tenderly, caressing
her womanhood. She was no doubt fantasizing about me, her lover and friend,
being inside of her, moving rhythmically with her own body. She was close to
the point of no return, for I know my lover well. I then layed myself on top
of her, and with my fully aroused phallus, entered her Heavenly Pavillion from
behind. It was wonderful to feel the warmth of her inside, and the smoothness
of her beautiful curve on my body, and I instinctively reached around her to
cup her full breasts, to be one with her. I said to her to not stop, but to
keep your magical fingers there and to continue to massage your love center,
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellvignettetxt part2

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Vignette: “I See”
==================

I see your long golden hair in the firelight, and the sheer desire to touch that
hair overwhelms me. I see you slowly and erotically taking your sweater off
for me in the same firelight and revealing your breasts to my eyes, their
nipples stand taut and erect, waiting to be touched. And seeing you like that,
I realize that there are many men who desire to be here, but you have chosen
me. And I feel your tongue and lips kiss and caress my neck, my nipples, and
downward to the center of my ecstacy. I see you on top of me, your breasts
swaying, showing me their wonder. While you rhythmically move to the music
we’re making together, and I am fully inside of your cavern for a little
while, my hands cup and massage those beautiful breasts (would your bra be
able to match my hands for pleasure?). And as you temporarily leave my erect
member, glistening with love dew in the firelight, and move your body up to
my mouth for me to taste the pleasures of your sex, I smell your sweet aroma,
and I dive into that pool of desire without hesitation, to bring you to the
highest plateau of pleasure that a woman can experience. I look up, and see
your breasts hanging there gloriously for me to see, like fruit on a tree – I
see you now cup and fondle those magnificent breasts, to show me that you
intend to have no pleasure denied to you that night. My lips and tongue are
busy with that swollen place between your legs, that place between your love
lips. And my right hand traces a path around your back, and a finger, with
love dew glistening on its tip, will search and search and search until it
finds that place of intense pleasure and fullness between your two beautifully
formed buttocks . And as I look into your eyes with your irises fully open to
expose your soul, I see you reach the highest plateau and hear your small cry
of fulfillment. We kiss, and yet you are not fully satisfied, and good
thing, for more awaits you…

Vignette: “Side by Side”
=========================

As I lay on my couch, my thoughts turn towards you. I see you, in my dreams,
laying by my side, nestled together. As I caress your neck, I kiss you softly.
My tongue gently searches your tongue and will not give up until it finds what
it is looking for. I slowly unbutton your shirt, and gently stroke your soft
skin as it is exposed to me. My hand follows your curve – from your breasts,
to your waist, to your thighs. We both press together harder – our breathing
gets quicker as we know where this will lead. I pull you on top of me – my
hand slips under your jeans to caress your buttocks – and a moan of desire
comes from your lips. I finish unbuttoning your shirt and help you take it
off – I unclasp your bra, as if to free your breasts from confinement. I reach
my head down, and slowly kiss your right nipple, my tongue rolling over its
top. There is no return from this journey of passion, I must have you, now…

…End of the part2. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellvignettetxt

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Archive-author: Mark O. Zorro
Archive-title: Some Vignettes

Some Vignettes – Dedicated to My Lovers
(From Fantasy and From Real Life)

Vignette: “At Work”
====================

Yes, I can see you now at the keyboard, the lights are low. The clicking of
the keys plays a sensuous melody of intimate romance and desire. I feel you
breathing harder, your heart beating in anticipation of your lovers’ caresses.
Your warmth begins to fill the room – everything seems to be on fire now.
Your skin, your breasts are strangely sensitive and ache for a soft touch, a
caress. Your mind swims in anticipation of your lover – your friend… you
imagine him coming up behind you, gently kissing you behind your ear, on your
neck. He turns you around on the chair, and slowly unbuttons your shirt.
First the top button, then the next, and the next…until your flushed
cleavage is fully exposed to him. As in the Song of Solomon, you pull his
head down between the two fawns that are your breasts, and beg him to kiss
you there. Your passion is beyond control – it is the point of no return,
and you welcome the feeling of totally yielding to this man, the man in your
dreams…

Vignette: “Beautiful Woman”
============================

“What a beautiful woman she is”, I thought to myself, as I lightly stroked
her hair. Her eyes, normally a beautiful blue, are now very black and very
open, revealing to me her innermost soul. Through these eyes, I could see
her begging me to take her now to the ultimate place of pleasure and desire.
Her lips, now flushed with hungry expectation, invite me to ravish them with
mine. Her breasts, rising up and down with every breath she takes, are capped
with taut nipples that cannot be contained until they, too, are completely
satisfied. Between her smooth, long legs, her womanhood sparkles in the
candlelight, its glory revealed by the sweet aroma of passion, and aching to
be kissed by my lips and filled completely to overflowing.

As I slowly and dreamily caress my gentle fingers down her soft back to the
secret place between her legs, I hear her sweetly moan – in a language that
only two lovers can understand – words of fulfillment yet with a calling out
for much more.

Sweetly and gently I lay her down on the soft featherbed, to give to her the
desire of her heart…

…End of the part1. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscelltracytxt part5

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Traci-in-the buff buffs will invade your store in `astro-nomical’ numbers!”
starring: Traci Lords / Arthur Roberts / Lenny Juliano / Rebecca Perle
Producer: Jim Wynorski and Murray Miller
Director: Jim Wynorski
Screenplay: Jim Wynorski and R.J. Robertson

Feb 89 Premiere — Premiere’s 1988 Wrap Party
Best Career Move — Traci Lords
“As far as waking up in the morning a teeny bit sore, you can tell
you’re really doing something for yourself.” Thank God she’s only
talking about her new exercise video, ‘Warm Up With Traci Lords’.
The former high priestess of underage porn says she started doing
“jazzthetics” a year ago, between classes at the Lee Stasberg
Theatre Institute. “I couldn’t believe the change in my body right
away. I started really getting into fitness right around the time
my life … shook a little. I traded in my drugs and partying all
night.” She just finished Fast Food: “It’s really funny, and it’s
a PG movie. Isn’t that wonderful?” Well — yes, it is.

4/18/88 Late Show
Host: So Traci, at age 18 you decided you had had enough of the business?
Traci: No, no, no, it was when I was 17.
(Re NotE nudity): You can see my backside and some other parts of me
(also admitted to contemplating suicide at one point)

Feb 89 National Lampoon — Letters [not real]
Sirs:
I want to be a legitimate actress, but I’m confused. Is there such a
thing as a “method” blowjob?
Traci Lords
Hollywood, California

Jun 87 National Lampoon — How to talk to famous people
Famous person: Traci Lords
Good opener: Is that your copy of Reader’s Digest over there?
Bad opener: Can I shake your hand or would I be violating about fifteen
federal laws OR Anyone who calls it child pornography has never
seen you in action.

Feb 87 National Lampoon — Streams of consciousness of the stars
Traci: Okay … if we get this three-way scene over with quickly and then I
run right to my blowjob on John Holmes, I should be able to get to my
locker before Home Ec class … Geez, I hope they don’t get a whiff
of the jism on my breath in Driver’s Ed …

Sep 84 Penthouse — Slip Slidin’ Away
September Pet of the Month Tracy Lords has spent her 22
formative years in a series of sunny locales: Nevada, Florida,
South Carolina, and now Redondo Beach, California. But despite the
constantly shifting itinerary, her final destination stays the
same.
“I’ve studied interior design at El Camino College, but I
intend to study acting at UCLA. I want to do high-fashion modeling
in New York and set designs for movies — maybe perform in some,
too.”
Meanwhile, other modeling jobs keep her in the swim of
things –literally. Tracy does runway and print work for a
swimwear manufacturer. Clearly her pretty pout and leggy 36-23-36
inch slimness auger well for her future with the firm.
Actually, swimming bores her. “I prefer skating, jogging
and dancing — sociable sports. Exercise is okay, but I’d rather
have a partner to flirt with.” Having been a virgin until 19,
Tracy loves doing the latter. Her attention span, however, is
brief.
“My theme song is ‘Slip Slidin’ Away’. I’ve never once
gone steady, and though several guys have asked me to live with
them, I can’t stand the idea of being domestic — doing cooking,
errands, and housework. I want to be a mistress, not a housewife.”
“Now that sex is so easy to get, I think men find it a
bigger challenge to get you into their kitchens than into their
bedrooms.” Her rule is never to fix men anything but breakfast —
preferably Instant Breakfast.
But Tracy’s biggest thrill to date was riding her dirt bike
on Catalina Island half looped.
She hears that falling in love is an even bigger thrill.
“But,” she reasons, “I’ll still have to feel it to believe it!”

–

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Archive-name Miscelltracytxt part4

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

3-film reshot with Tracey Adams

Regular movies
————–
Not Of This Earth MGM/UA
Fast Food

Television
Wiseguys ?/?/88 “Date with an Angel” CBS
MTV Video Awards ?/?/88 accepted award for Guns ‘N Roses MTV
Late Night (Fox) 4/18?/88 re: former career
A Current Affair (Fox) 10?/?/88 re: former career
CNN/CBN? ?/?/88 re: porn stars in straight movies w/Ginger Lynn
Entertainment Tonight 6/10?/88

Articles
——–
New York Post ?/?/88 re: Not Of This Earth

Magazines
———
Penthouse Sept/84 Pet of the Month (age listed as 22)
Harvey ?/? pictorial
Hustler July?/88 Asshole of the Month
Cheri Sept/85 article about #7 (age listed as 22)
Muscle and Fitness Mar/88 cover (modeled under real name)
Club International? Nov?/88 cover (article?)

Other
—–
The Ultimate Fantasy/Phone Sex from Traci Lords/(213)828-8591 1985

Warm Up With Traci Lords [exercise videotape, 88?]
Choreographed by Tanya Everett of the Presidential Council of
Physical Fitness
The first and only completely Non-impact “Jazzthetics” exercise
system (The Cellulite Burner)

reputed to have a book to be published
rumored to have an album in the works

Specific information
——————–
Coming out on video tape from MGM/UA is NOT OF THIS EARTH, rated R.
As the promo sez: “The notorious Traci Lords stars in her first major
feature! Based on the Roger Corman classic of the ’50s, this sci-fi
send-up is fast, fun and frightening. Nadine (Lords) suspects her new
boss is a little strange, but when she discovers he is actually a blood-
sucking alien, she must fight to save Earth from certain destruction.
Combining humor and suspense in one outrageous movie, sci-fi buffs and
…End of the part4. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscelltracytxt part3

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

54 Miss Passion 55 More Than a Handful #1 56 New Wave Hookers 57 Night of Loving Dangerously 58 Nympherotica 59 One Hot Night of Passion 60 Open Up Tracy 61 Passion Pit 62 Peek-A-Boo Gang 63 Perfect Fit 64 Physical II 65 Pleasure Party 66 Pleasure Productions #9 67 Pleasure Productions #10 68 Porn in the USA 69 Portrait of Lust 70 Raven 71 Reincarnation of Don Juan 72 Screaming Desires 73 Sex 5th Avenue 74 Sex Goddess 75 Sex Shoot 76 Sex Waves 77 Sister Dearest 78 Sizzling Suburbia 79 Splashing 80 Superstars and Superstuds I 81 Suzie Superstar II 82 Swedish Erotica #56 83 Swedish Erotica #57 84 Swedish Erotica #60 85 Sweet Little Things 86 Tailhouse Rock 87 Talk Dirty to Me, Pt. III 88 Those Young Girls 89 Those Young Nurses 90 Traci Lords 91 Traci Lords Quickie 92 Traci Takes Tokyo 93 Traci’s Fantasies 94 Tracy in Heaven 95 Two-Timing Tracie 96 We Like to Please 97 We Love to Please 98 What Gets Me Hot 99 Young Girls Do Vidco ( )
L.A. Video ( )
VCA 85 (c) 1
Paradise Visuals ( )
Collector’s Video ( )
Collector’s Video ( )
Vidco ( )
Essex ( )
Collector’s Video ( )
Dreamland ( )
Superior ( )
Gourmet Video ( )
VCR ( )
VCR ( )
Ventura Video ( )
Coast to Coast ( )
VCR ( )
Superior Video ( )
VCR ( )
Western Visuals ( )
Gourmet Video ( )
Atom Home Video ( )
Excalibur ( )
Dreamland 84 (s)
CDI Home Video 84?(c)
Video Classics Phase II ( )
Video Classics Phase II ( )
Cal Vista/Caballero ( )
Caballero ( )
Caballero ( )
Caballero ( )
Collector’s Video ( )
Western Visuals ( )
Dreamland 84 (s) 2?
Paradise Visuals ( )
Western Visual ( )
Cinema Tech (s)
Vidco (s)
Traci Lords Company (s)
Caballero (s)
Paradise Visuals (s?) 2?
Video 2000/Masterpiece (s)
Vidco ( )
Vidco ( )
Intropics Home Video ( )
Collector’s Video ( )

s-starring role, c-cameo (single scene appearance)
1-scene(s) removed for rereleased movie
2-scene(s) reshot with Taija Rae (?)
…End of the part3. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscelltracytxt part2

Friday, February 20th, 2009

4 Another Roll in the Hay Standard Video ( )
5 Aroused Vista Video ( )
6 Bad Girls III Gourmet Video ( )
7 Battle of the Stars Now Showing 85 (s)
8 Best of Diamond Collection #1 CDI Home Video ( )
9 Black Throat VCA ( ) 1
10 Breaking It Collector’s Video ( )
11 California Star Pony Girls #1 California Star ( )
12 California Star Pony Girls #2 California Star ( )
13 Country Girl AVC 84?(s)
14 Deep Inside Traci CDI Home Video 85 (s) 3
15 Diamond Collection #69 CDI Home Video ( )
16 Diamond Collection #73 CDI Home Video ( )
17 Diamond Collection #75 CDI Home Video ( )
18 Diamond Collection #76 CDI Home Video ( )
19 Diamond Preview Tape CDI Home Video ( )
20 Dirty Pictures Superior Video ( )
21 Dream Lover CDI Home Video ( )
22 Educating Mandy CDI Home Video ( )
23 Electric Blue-Beverly Hills Wives Caballero Home Video ( )
24 Erotic Gold #1 Ventura Video ( )
25 Erotic Zones #1 Caballero ( )
26 Fantasy Club #59 Western Visuals ( )
27 First Annual XROC Awards AVC ( )
28 Future Voyeur Superstar Video ( )
29 Gourmet Premier Quickies Gourmet Video ( )
30 Gourmet Quickies Gourmet Video ( )
31 Grafenberg Spot Mitchell Bros. (c) 1
32 Harlequin Affairs Cinematrex ( )
33 Holly Does Hollywood Video Exclusive ( )
34 Hollywood Heartbreakers Video Exclusive ( )
35 Hot Pink VCR ( )
36 Hot Shorts VCR ( )
37 Hot Shorts with Raven VCR ( )
38 Huge Bras #3 Western Visuals ( )
39 It’s My Body CDI Home Video ( )
40 Jean Genie Caballero ( )
41 Joys of Erotica Vo. 110 VCR ( )
42 Joys of Erotica Vo. 114 VCR ( )
43 Jubilee of Eroticism Collectors ( )
44 Just Another Pretty Face AVC ( )
45 Keyhole Productions #102 Video Exclusives ( )
46 Keyhole Productions #104 Video Exclusives ( )
47 Kinky Business Dreamland ( )
48 Ladies in Lace Masterpiece ( )
49 Love Bites Caballero ( )
50 Lust in the Fast Lane Paradise Visuals ( )
51 Lust on Main Street Gourmet Video ( )
52 Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies #5 Creative Image/Caballero ( )
53 Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies #6 Creative Image/Caballero ( )
…End of the part2. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscelltracytxt

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Archive-author: Russ Perry Jr.
Archive-title: Tracy Lords “appearance” list

Here is the Traci Lords list. If you want it, save it; if you
don’t, hit n now. This is also a request for info. If you know
about something not on the list, let me know about it.

Please pardon me for posting this — my alias file got trashed when
they installed a new mail here; besides, I had a lot of bad
addresses anyway.

TRACI LORDS

List by Russ Perry Jr with outside help. Feel free to copy — and
don’t even worry about attributing it to me because I don’t care!

If you have any corrections or additions, please e-mail them to:
russell@uhura.cs.wisc.edu
If you can’t e-mail (or if you want to donate things
Russ Perry Jr, 5970 Scott St, Omro WI 54963

Please, if you have anything to add to the list, mail me! Question
marks are uncertainties — help me eliminate them!

Wanted: magazine appearances: not ads, but pictorials or interviews;
star vs cameo: I haven’t seen many, maybe you have;
bio info: at least until the book comes out;
reviews and articles: Not your reviews! Please give sources.

Bio
—
Nora Louise Kuzma (Traci Elizabeth Lords)
Born ?/?/68 in West Virginia??
Ran away to California?
Attended Redondo Beach high school?

Porn movies
———–
(list from American Video Monthly Oct/86)

Legal:
Beverly Hills Copulator (may be illegal) Traci Lords Company ( )
I Love You Traci Traci Lords Company 87 (s)

Illegal:
1 Adult 45 Vol. 1 Dreamland Home Video ( )
2 Adventures of Tracy Dick Western Visuals (s)
3 Alex DeRenzy’s Wild Things Cal Vista/Caballero ( )
…End of the part1. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscelltallclubtxt

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Tall Clubs of North America

TALL CLUBS OF NORTH AMERICA
TCNA No. 34: January 28, 1993

Atlanta Sky-Hi Club P.O. Box 52579 Atlanta GA 30355
Tall Club of Austin P.O. Box 14274 Austin TX 78761
Baltimore Tall Club P.O. Box 46074 Baltimore MD 21240-6074
Tower C. of Baltimore 6814 Mink Hollow Rd.Box 16 Highland MD 20777
Bay Area Tall Texans P.O. Box 1416 League City TX 77574-14116
Tall Club of Bend 140 S.E. Rice Way Bend OR 97702
Boston Beanstalks Tall Club 27 Indiana Terrace Newton Upper Falls MA 02164
Miqhty High Tall Singles Club 2820 Ocean Pkwy, 20F Brookland NY 11235
Calary Tall Club #418,808 Royal Ave, S.W. Calgary AB T2T Ol3, Canada
Calif. Central Coast T.C. 47 Dearbourn Pl.#27 Goleta, CA 93117
Calif. Tip Toppers Tall Club, 6436 Firebrand St. LA, CA 90045
Central Arizona Tall Society P.O. 61811 Phoenix AZ 85082-1811
Central Jersey Tall Friends Club 650 E. Main St. Bridgewater NJ 08807
Tall CLub of Central Florida P.O. Box 149111 Orlando FL 32814-9111
Charleston Tall Club P.O. Box 20304 Charleston SC 29413-0304
Paramount Tall Club of Chicago PO Box A-3523 Chicago IL 60690
High Cincinnatians Tall Club P.O. Box 1811 Cincinnati OH 45201-1811
Skyscraper Club of Cleveland P.O. Brx 6581 Cleveland OH 44101
Columbia Tall Club P.O. Box 2509 Columbia SC 29202
Columbus High Society T.C. P.O. Box 16436 Columbus OH 43216
Tall Club of Corpus Christi 4818 Olympia Dr. Corpus Christs TX 78413
Tall Texans of Dallas P.O. Box 541254 Dallas, TX 75354-1254
Timberline Club of Denver P.O. Box 571 Denver CO 80201-0571
Tip Toppers Club of Detroit P.O. Box 1838 Royal Oak MI48068-1838
Rivercity High Society T.C. P.O. Box 2671 Evansville IN 47728-0671
Florida Skyliners of Miami P.O. Box 110237 Hialeah FL 33011-0237
Fort Wayne Hi Lites Club 15808 Canyon Clen Pkwy Ft Wayne IN 46845-9730
Golden Gate Tip Toppers 1366 Funston Ave. San Francisco CA 94122
Hartford Heights P.O. Box 230456 Hartford CT 06103
Honolulu Tall Club 39A Iliahi St. Honolulu HI 96817
Towering Texans of Houston P.O. Box 27228 Houston TX 77227-7228
Rocket City Tall Club P.O. Box 7365 Huntsville AL 35807
TNT Club of Idaho P.O. Box 1533 Boise ID 83701-1533
T.C. of Indianapolis 7920 Timber Ridge Dr. Apt C Indianapolis IN 46219
Iowa Tall Club 704 Second St. Charles City IA 50616
Tall Singles of Las Vegas 3851 S. Wynn Rd. #2042 Las Vegas NV 89103-6015
Tall Club of Long Island P.O. Box 341 Carle Place NY 11514-0341
Tall City T. C. of Midland P.O. Box 5781 Midland TX 79704-5781
Skyliners T. C. of Milwaukee P.O. Box 21527 Milwaukee WI 53221-0527
Milwaukee Toppers’ T. C. P.O. Box 1122 Milwaukee WI 53201
Twin Cities Tall Club P.O. Box 581091 Minneapolis MN 55458-1091
Montana Tall Club 612 7th Street N. Great Falls MT 59401
Sky High Club of Nashville 4204 Park Ave. Nashville TN 37209
New Jersey Moonrakers T. C. P.O. Box 1591 Ridgewood NJ 07451-1591
New Orleans Tall Club 217 Kepler Lake Ct. Slidell LA 70461
Walking Tall In NYC 372 5th Ave. Apt. 5A New York NY 10018
North Palm Beach T. C. P.O. Box 14554 North Palm Beach FL 33408
OKC Tall Club P.O. Box 76527 Oklahoma City OK 73147
Tall Club of Orange County P.O. Box 11411 Santa Ana CA 92711
Pacific Tall Club 3820 May Court Palo Alto CA 94303
Tower Club of Philadelphia P.O. Box 7581 Philadelphia PA 19101-7581
Golden Triangle Tall Club P.O. Box 2765 Pittsburg PA 15230-2765
Portland Skyliners Tall Club P.O. Box 713 Portland OR 97207
Redwood Empire Tall Club P.O. Box 2726 Rohnert Park CA 94927-2726
Reno Tall Club 1545 Fescue Court Reno NV 89509
Greater Richmond Tall Soc. P.O. Box 12304 Richmond VA 23241-0304
Tall Club of Rochester P.O. Box 20193 Rochester NY 14602
Sacramento Tall Club P.O. Box 515 Rancho Cordova CA 95741-0515
St. Louis Tip Toppers P.O. Box 791 Wheeler Station St. Louis MO 63101
Alamo City Tall Club P.O. Box 5934 San Antinio TX 78201
San Diego Tall Singles P.O. Box 81144 San Diego CA 92138
San Fernando Valley Tip Toppers PO Box 2756 Van Nuys CA 91404-2756
San Gabriel Valley Tall Singles PO Box 71 Monrovia CA 91017
Santa Cruz Tall Club 154 Manton Dr. San Jose CA 95123
Tall Club of Savannah 5 S. Nicholson Cr. Savannaha GA 91419
Seattle Tip Toppers P.O. Box 897 Seattle WA 98111
South Bay Tall Club P.O. Box 53391 San Jose CA 95153
Spokane Tall Club E. 429-17th Ave. Spokane WA 99203
Springfield Tall Club 1238 W. Governor St. Springfield IL 62704
Tampa Bay Tall n Terrific P.O. Box 7771 Clearwater FL 34618-7771
T. C. of Toronto P.O. Box 605, Station F Toronto ON M4Y 2L5, Canada
Tucson Tall Club P.O. Box 41285 Tucson AZ 85717-1285
Tulsa Tip Toppers T. C. P.O. Box 471215 Tulsa OK 74147-1215
T. C. of Greater Washington, D.C. P.O. Box 1162 Mclean VA 22101
Tri-County Talls of N.Y. & Conn. P.O. Box 662 Shelton CT 06484
Air Capitol Tall People P.O. Box 26 Augusta KS 67010

OVERSEAS TALL CLUB CONTACTS

GERMAN TALL CLUBS….

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TALL PERSONS CLUB OF GREAT BRITAIN…

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Archive-name Miscellsudocunttxt part7

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

could be regarded as a design feature rather than a problem.

Greasy stains on sofa cushions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My wife responds to greasy stains on upholstery by
immediately dumping a big pile of talcum powder on the
spill, letting it sit for a while, vacuuming it off later,
then calling in a professional furniture cleaner to finish
the job.

I try to avoid stains by making sure the Saran Wrap is
tightly secured with the rubber band, and by spreading a
towel over the leading edge of the sofa cushion pile. I’d
rather not have to explain PseudoCunt stains to my wife.

Fetid stench
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Throw away the spaghetti and wash the damn thing. Unless
mold and bacteria growth play an essential role in your
sexual fantasies, repeated use of the PseudoCunt is not
recommended beyond, say, 24 hours. Refrigerate after use.

WHY I CREATED PSEUDOCUNT

No, I’m not a social outcast or a phobic recluse. I have a
normal sex life (pretty fabulous, actually) so I should
explain why I continued to experiment with masturbation
techniques in adulthood, long after abandoning the clumsy
remedies most teens invent to draw off excess spunk.

One reason is simply that I’m a very sensuous person with a
vivid imagination. I’ve found that I can occasionally attain
amazing heights of sexual arousal when I masturbate. At the
risk of sounding immodest, I’ve induced some of the best
orgasms I’ve ever had.

Another reason is that I am aware of absolutely no physical
or psychological reasons not to masturbate, and can’t help
wondering if the world might not be a better place if more
people did. Whether they use fists or balloons or spaghetti.

Finally, it provides a fabulous way to indulge certain sexual
fantasies that just can’t be shared no matter how skilled and
understanding one’s lover may be. Know what I mean?

If you’re inclined to give this thing a try, I hope it
enhances your own secret fantasies as much as it does mine.
If you have a technique of your own, write it up and post it
for others to share. If you find the whole concept disgusting,
why did you read this far?

– Dick Sated

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Archive-name Miscellsudocunttxt part6

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Too hot for comfort
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If too hot, allow to cool at room temperature. Don’t get
impatient and put it in the freezer, or outside in a
snowbank. If it cools unevenly, you’re in for a very
unpleasant surprise.

Not warm enough
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If too cool, place jar in a pan of water on the stove and
simmer for at least 30 minutes. To spread heat more evenly,
make sure the water covers at least 2/3 of the jar, and
place a wire rack beneath the jar to raise it off the bottom
of the pan. If a glass jar is used, you can heat it in a
microwave oven for a minute or so. [This procedure is not
recommended if using a waxed cardboard milk carton.]

These heating techniques, by the way, are handy for repeated
use of your PseudoCunt between washings, unless you’re too
squeamish for sloppy seconds.

It’s also occurred to me that a hair dryer might be a quick
alternative, but I haven’t tried this. I’m not sure I could
maintain a hardon or a straight face kneeling there naked
and blow-drying a jar of spaghetti.

Bits of greasy spaghetti cling to your dick on withdrawal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is normal. While the problem cannot be eliminated
entirely, the effect can be minimized by several means:

1- Make sure spaghetti is packed in VERY tightly.

2- Use a high-shouldered jar (see above) to help keep
the spaghetti in place on the out strokes.

3- Make sure hole in Saran Wrap is not too large.
Punch, do not cut, this hole to prevent tearing.

PseudoCunt makes distracting slurping noises
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You used too much butter, or oil, or both. Or you’ve gang-
banged your PseudoCunt one too many times and you need to
clean it out and start over again at Step 2.

Of course, if you want to fantasize about oral sex, this
…End of the part6. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellsudocunttxt part5

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

fascinating GIF, or make sure the VCR is cued up and the
remote is handy. One of the real joys of using PseudoCunt is
that it leaves both hands free to work the VCR remote or
languidly browse through magazines, savoring the tight cunt
sucking wetly at your dick with each slight movement of your
hips. With careful preparation it’s a damned comfortable
position, and you can just lie there for as long as you please,
indulging as many fantasies as your self-control will allow.

* For best results, fuck slowly and gently on first
penetration. This allows the PseudoCunt hole to adjust to
the proper diameter.

* Don’t ram your dick in to the bottom at first. Go slowly,
and try to restrain yourself as long as possible, fucking a
just a little deeper at a time. Each time you stroke a
little deeper, the PseudoCunt is a little tighter, and
incrementally warmer. The sensation is fabulous if prolonged.
I like to keep the last inch or so unpenetrated until I’m
just at the point of cumming, then grunt and howl and plunge
to the bottom and blast my sperm into the tight warmth deep
down inside.

* Sound effects, if authentic, can really heighten the effect.
Porn videos just don’t do it for me. Too contrived. I have a
few audio tapes that do, though, and once in a while I’ll put
on the headphones while fucking my Pseudocunt. One is a tape
I made by concealing the microphone in the headboard of the
bed before fucking my wife doggy-style (you should consider
trying this; it’s incredibly arousing to hear the rutting
grunts and screams of a woman you know). The rest are
recordings of phone-sex conversations with two former
girlfriends — one in particular, whose panting and gasping
and whimpering as she masturbates is truly phenomenal.

* Shed all inhibitions. Admit to yourself that, while this may
seem truly bizarre behavior, it feels incredibly good. Get
hedonistic. Get totally naked. Or wear leather, or panties
and a bra, or clothespins on your scrotum, whatever makes your
dick throb and ooze.

TROUBLESHOOTING

If you experience problems with your PseudoCunt, the fault most
likely lies in your choice of materials, or lack of attention to
proper construction techniques.

Commonly experienced problems usually have simple solutions:

…End of the part5. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellsudocunttxt part4

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

4- Lie across the cushion piles, chest on one, thighs on the
other, dick dangling in the space between. Now, gaze lovingly
at whatever fantasy object you prefer, tease the head of your
dick against the warm, slick mouth and begin fucking.

HINTS AND TECHNIQUES:

* Before you get started, check with your finger to make
sure your PseudoCunt has cooled to the proper temperature.
You don’t want to burn yourself. Optimum temperature should
be obvious if you’re a reasonably sexually active person.
Push your finger in as deeply as you can; the bottom of the
jar may be too hot even though the mouth is a nice, warm,
cuntlike temperature.

* The PseudoCunt is not recommended for quickies. Choose a
time when you’re absolutely certain you’ll be alone and
undisturbed. PseudoCunt takes some time to prepare, and a
fair amount of what’s called in cinema and theater circles
’suspension of disbelief.’ It can’t be fully enjoyed if
you’re worried about your wife or girlfriend walking in and
finding you fucking a jar of spaghetti.

* Size of the container is important. Make sure it is at
least two inches deeper than your dick is long, and wide
enough so that your dick is surrounded by a generous cushion
of pseudo cuntflesh. You don’t want to bang up against the
hard sides or bottom of the thing at a crucial moment.

* Shape of the container is important, too. I like the jumbo
jar configuration because the “shoulders” of the jar where
the neck narrows help to keep the spaghetti in place when
you withdraw on the out-strokes.

* Don’t use too much butter. A very small amount should suffice.
Remember that your own secretions will increase the lubricating
effect. It’s not generally recognized that grease and oils
actually DE-sensitize erectile tissue. A thin coat of oil on
your dick is like wearing a condom. I find that the absolutely
perfect effect is achieved by adding just a *tiny* amount of
butter, then slathering saliva all over my dick just before
first penetration. The combination of butter, saliva and natural
lubrication that leaks from your dick feels closer to authentic
vagina arousal than any oil I’ve ever tried.

* Make adequate preparations. Arrange your favorite magazines
on the floor in front of you, or display a particularly
…End of the part4. To be continued..

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