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The polyester uniform began to cling to her skin, the sweat acting like glue. As she walked, she felt her panties cling uncomfortably to the folds between her legs. Still, she doggedly did her work.

Her manager pulled her aside, and told her that her tables were being

taken care of. He wanted her to train a new waiter, and show him all the ropes. Karen was not thrilled with the idea of having to be pleasant to one more person. However, she was sort of relieved that there was one more person on the shift. Then she realized that she was going to have to cover his mistakes as well as her own duties. She realized then that she wasn’t a happy camper.

She turned around, and faced the new guy.  He wasn't at all what she

was expecting. He was about four inches taller than she was, and bore a bright smile. She wondered how he could be so relaxed and polite in this heat. She figured that that would change. Still… there was something about him…

Karen wiped the sweat from her brow, and touched the pencil to the pad. The idiots sitting at the booth could not make up their mind, and she was getting really impatient.

"Um," the guy said. "I'm not quite... sure."  He let the last word escape

from his lips as if he couldn’t decide whether or not he should even say it.

Karen had to manually force herself to prevent her foot from tapping

against the hard tile floor. She rubbed her palms on her apron, as the 90 degree sweltering heat made her uncomfortable. The airconditioning was on the blink again, and every time she walked to the kitchen it was like walking through hell. Finally, the guy ordered, and she scribbled it down hurriedly, and went to fill another customer’s coffee cup. Two waitresses short, unbearable heat, and a lecherous boss were really weighing down on her. The sweat from her neck had fallen down her chest between her breasts, half tickling and half itching. She dare not scratch, for fear that her boss would make some comment about health or something of a sexual nature. She cringed at the thought.

First Love Eugene Pallette, Helen Parrish[?]: […]

Archive-author: Bostnbob Archive-title: Spanking in the Cinema

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These entries vary widely in their credibility. […]

:-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on […]

:) Midget smilie :] Gleep…a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme… :} - What should we call these? (what?) - Happy :> - what? :@ - what? - Laughter :I - Hmmm… - Sad :[ - Real Downer […]

-:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don’t smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing…other side |-I User is asleep |-O […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Unofficial Smilie Dictionary, The

:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can’t hear voice inflection over Unix. Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. […]

Socrates: When sex desire leaves you, it’s like being freed from bondage to a madman.

Herbert Spencer: Sexual relations unfavorable to the rearing of offspring must tend towards degradation.

Spinoza: Sooner than to promote love, lust readily passes into hate.

Swedenborg: In the progress of marriage among those who are spiritual, the love of […]

philosophers are always occupied in the practice of dying.

Plotinus: There are loftier beauties which in the sense-bound life we are not granted to know. To the vision of these we must mount, leaving sensual life to its own lower place. Plotinus.

Pythagoras: “‘Fight to overcome thy foolish passions,’ Pythagoras told his students.”Be sober […]

diseases produced by chastity.

Mahabharata: Just as fire blazes when fuel is poured on it, so the sexual appetite is never satiated by indulgence.

Michaelangelo: “Once, a friend of Michaelangelo complained, ‘The Virgin looks like a young girl, not like Christ’s mother.’ ‘You must be unaware of the benefits of celibacy,’ the sculptor replied.”

Milton: […]

  The sexual glands are all the time secreting semen.

This secretion should be utilized for enhancing one’s mental, physical, and spiritual energy. Celibacy is indispensable for self-realization. Gandhi Self-restraint is indispensable for individual as well as universal progress. […]

Auguste Comte: To control the sexual impulse efficiently has always been and ever will be regarded as the highest test of human wisdom. Abstinence serves to strengthen mutual affection. The feeling of attachment becomes stronger and more constant […]

Archive-author: Archive-title: Definitions of Sex

Adler: The task of human parents is to enhance the spiritual life of the next generation by planting the seed of spirit in their own child.

Al-Tirmidhi: Man is humble only when the flaming fire of desires has become extinct. Al-Tirmidhi

Aristotle: Desire is accompanied by pain.

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gratifying results with coarse fibre grease, while others say a rapid stroke requires a proper high-speed lithium-base grease with molybdenum additives, and yet others insist on vegetable-base lubricants, since petroleum-base lubricants form carbon under heat and pressure, wherefore the sheep-fucker may withdraw his pushrod to find it coated with black, carbonized grease that requires […]