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slam danced? slow danced? copped a feel while slow dancing? tangoed? waltzed? lambadaed? had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers? had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? french kissed? necked? attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi […]

cross a line through them for five… easy to count). Take the total, subtract from 1500, and divide by 15. Basic math stuff.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a […]

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IV. I Fought the Law and I Won - (70 Questions)

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Answer sheet for the 1500 point Purity Test Final Score__

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I. The Lamer Section - (90 Questions)

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We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better in bed or the haystack. The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages resulting from this […]

during an RHPS, had oral sex? during an RHPS, fucked (FUCK the back row!)? been kicked out of an RHPS? been a member of an RHPS cast?

Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of: Frank-N-Furter (a scientist)? Janet Weiss (a heroine)? Brad Majors (a hero) Riff Raff (a handyman)? Magenta (a domestic)? Columbia (a groupie)? Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)? Rocky Horror […]

performed sexual activity with any mythical creature? inserted animals (gerbils, etc) into a female’s (including your own) naughty bits? inserted animals into your or somebody else’s rectum? had an animal die during any of the above activities? fucked a dead animal? fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)? tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on […]

you asked them to join?

1. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
   1. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
   2. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
   3. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
   4. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don’t count)? […]

pierced someone else’s nipples? pierced someone else’s other lips (or penis)? had candle wax put on your nipples? had candle wax put on any other body parts? put candle wax on someone else’s nipples? put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else? practiced flagellation? gotten any good at it? used duct tape for bondage purposes (remove slowly!)? been hit with a […]

need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have […]

more than once? tasted or drunk urine? more than once? kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator? kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)? kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your dresser)?

XIV. Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions) Do you consider Bondage a way […]

had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off? used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) for a body rub? used erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for a body rub? used kiwis (the fruit, bird, or shoe polish - doesn’t matter) for sexual purposes? used any food for sexual purposes? shoved food in a female’s naughty […]