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Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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Archive-title: Purity Test -1500 Question

Courtesy of Steamed Rhubard Fondue:

THE UNISEX PURITY TEST
VERSION 6.6c – 1500 QUESTIONS

If you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain’t see nuttin’
yet!

This is the 1500 point Purity Test!

We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the “fun” of the earlier
versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and a shitload of
questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier that your parents, more
invasive than the census, and containing something to offend everybody.

Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the test
you were, or show to a friend.

Enjoy (and I know you will).

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Table O’ Contents
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Introduction:
Non-Credits
Genesis / History
Definitions
Scoring
Note to Test Adminitrator
Credits
I – The Lamer Section
II – Who Says You Need A Parter OR I’m The Best I’ve Ever Had
III – How Low Will You Go?
IV – I Fought the Law and *I* Won
V – Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho
VI – This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up
VII – Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out
VIII – Something Smells Fishy Down Here
IX – The Nitty and the Gritty
X – The Meaning Of Life
XI – Green Eggs and Ham
XII – Look, Ma, No Hands!
…End of the part1. To be continued..