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you thought about it?

1. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
   1. yes, again; no, thought?
   2. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person […]

genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?

1. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have you thought about it?
   1. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is […]

received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a woman masturbated? had a woman watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in her (if possible)? orgasmed on her? had her orgasm on you? kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date? petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? had […]

been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? been scratched or marked by her? been nibbled or bit? been nibbled or bit in an intimate location? had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman? had your […]

XIII - Kids, Don’t Try This at Home XIV - Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout XV - Mama Always Told Me to Share XVI - Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! XVII - Let there be Lips! XVIII - […]

a really, really big spoon? a fondue fork? corn on the cob holders? a turnip twaddler? an ice-cream scooper? chopsticks? salad tongs? a salad shooter? a salad scooper? a veg-o-matic? an electric juicer? a tea-leaf strainer? a socket wrench (English)? a socket wrench (metric)? a screwdriver (Flathead)? a screwdriver (phillips)? an electric screwdriver? an electric hammer? an electric dog-polisher? a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater? a tackle box? a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There’s a difference. A […]

performed fellatio (”oral stimulation of the penis” Webster)? tasted a man’s orgasmic fluids? gagged when they came in your mouth? received oral sex? performed mutual oral sex (’69′)? performed mutual masturbation? watched while a man masturbated? had a man watch while you masturbated? orgasmed in him (if possible)? had him orgasm in you? orgasmed on him? had him orgasm on you? kissed a man (or boy) on […]

been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? received a hickey in an intimate location? received scratch marks or nail marks? been bit or nibbled upon? been bit in an intimate location? had your clothed […]

had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD? gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?

V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions)

Have you: spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)? been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like? joined a nunnery or […]

been a pool, card or chess shark? incited to riot? plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)? committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)? committed treason? been thought politically unreliable? been thought politically reliable? looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)? sent a chain letter? started a chain letter? made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)? made or acquired ‘elint’ (electronic […]

and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)?

1. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow (you might be programming too much)?
   1. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help […]

fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? mixed meat and dairy? eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? eaten during daylight during Ramadan? eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? fed […]

shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood? used alcohol to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? used another drug to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)? dipped into capital (been unable to live on one’s investment income. An […]

instigated a border raid? instigated a border war? watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? watched primetime soaps? considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes? considered anything more than a towel “overdressed”? not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can’t live in sin if you […]

worn clothing that was “revealing” (either of your figure, or that emphasized ’strategic’ locations)? worn clothing that you didn’t know was THAT revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)? gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear? been in public without wearing underwear? photocopied personal portions of your anatomy […]