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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part23

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

you thought about it?
682. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict
pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
683. yes, again; no, thought?
684. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person
pain for their pleasure (its called masochism)?
685. yes, again; no, thought?
686. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
687. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates, meth-
amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?
(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we’re not listing them all)
688. yes, again; no, thought?
689. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave products
(Coca Cola doesn’t count))?
690. yes, again; no, thought?
691. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates, lysergic
acid, amphetamine)?
692. yes, again; no, thought?
693. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate,
Phenobarbital)?
694. yes, again; no, thought?
695. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
696. yes, again; no, thought?
697. intentionally urinated on someone (its called ‘golden showers’, ‘water
sports’, or piss fights)?
698. yes, again; no, thought?
699. intentionally defecated on someone (it’s called sick)?
700. yes, again; no, thought?
701. intentionally urinated on yourself?
702. yes, again; no, thought?
703. intentionally defecated on yourself?
704. yes, again; no, thought?

X. The Meaning Of Life
(Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll – 124 Questions)

have you:

705. considered the song “I want to hold you hand” suggestive?
706. considered ‘why don’t we do it in the road’ a reasonable question?
707. do you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock?
708. been intoxicated from alcohol?
709. been intoxicated from some other drug?
710. been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
711. introduced someone to ‘drugs’ in general?
712. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
713. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
714. taken any drug that you weren’t sure what it was, just to find out what
it does (foolish you)?
…End of the part23. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part22

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?
645. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have
you thought about it?
646. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is
best - put your sister to the test)]?
647. yes, again; no, thought?
648. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
649. yes, again; no, thought?
650. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
651. yes, again; no, thought?
652. engaged in xeno eroticism [sexual activity with alien life forms (NOT the
kind without green cards)]?
653. yes, again; no, thought?
654. engaged in pedophilia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
655. yes, again; no, thought?
656. engaged in bondage (‘voluntarily’, you had some control on initiation.)?
657. yes, again; no, thought?
658. engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a member of the
same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp anal or oral
copulation with the opposite sex)?
659. yes, again; no, thought?
660. practiced cocrophilia (using feces or filth for sexual excitement)?
661. yes, again; no, thought?
662. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another person)?
663. yes, again; no, thought?
664. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as
dirty underwear or used menstrual pads (like the female gym teacher in
Porky’s))?
665. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?
666. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people’s zits)?
667. performed analingus (“oral stimulation of the anus”)?
668. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have
you thought about it?
669. practiced “role-playing” for sexual purposes (nurse/patient,
teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)?
670. yes, again; no, thought?
671. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex), other than
for a costume party?
672. yes, again; no, thought?
673. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it
(shouldn’t watch Rocky Horror so much)?
674. yes, again; no, thought?
675. practiced necrophilia [sex with the dead (truly deceased. That innocent
young virgin you molested doesn't count, no matter how frigid she was)]?
676. yes, again; no, thought?
677. practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
678. had a leather fetish?
679. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn’t qualify)?
680. performed anal intercourse (“That’d have to be in the butt, Bob”)?
681. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have
…End of the part22. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part21

Friday, August 29th, 2008

609. received oral sex?
610. performed mutual oral sex (‘69′)?
611. performed mutual masturbation?
612. watched while a woman masturbated?
613. had a woman watch while you masturbated?
614. orgasmed in her (if possible)?
615. orgasmed on her?
616. had her orgasm on you?
617. kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
618. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
619. petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
620. had oral sex on a first date?
621. given oral sex on a first date?
622. fucked on a first date?
623. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
624. performed anal sex on a woman (dildo or whatever)?
625. received anal sex from a woman (dildo or whatever)?
626. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a woman?
627. received oral stimulation of the anus from a woman?
628. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nude is expected
(e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn’t
expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
629. seen a woman naked under good lighting?
630. undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
631. been in a woman’s company while both of you were nude without anything
steamy happening?
632. bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don’t count)?
633. let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
634. washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
635. had sex while in the shower?
636. had sex while taking a bath?
637. seduced a woman?
638. allowed yourself to be seduced?
639. had sex with a virgin (We’re Virgin Destroyers – We won’t go down in
history, but we will go down on your little sister)?

IX. The Nitty and the Gritty
(Things To Do and People To Do Them With – 65 Questions)

Are you now, or have you ever been:

640. engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?
641. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have
you thought about it?
642. engaged in homosexual activity [with a member of your sex (who better to
know what feels good?)]?
643. If you answered ‘yes’, would you do it again? If you answered ‘no’, have
you thought about it?
644. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity with both
…End of the part21. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part20

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

559. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
560. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
561. received a hickey in an intimate location?
562. been scratched or marked by her?
563. been nibbled or bit?
564. been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?
565. had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman?
566. had your clothed body fondled or stroked?
567. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
568. had your covered genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled?
569. had your bare legs your bare legs fondled or stroked by a woman?
570. had your bare body fondled or stroked?
571. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
572. have your bare genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled?
573. propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
574. propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
575. pinched or patted a woman’s buttocks?
576. kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
577. petted above or below the waist?
578. given a hickey to a woman?
579. given a hickey in an intimate location?
580. left scratches or nail marks on her?
581. left teeth marks?
582. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
583. fondled or stroked a woman’s clothed legs?
584. fondled or stroked a woman’s clothed body?
585. stroked or fondled a woman’s clothed breast or nipple?
586. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman’s covered genitals?
587. fondled or stroked a woman’s bare legs?
588. fondled or stroked a woman’s bare body?
589. stroked or fondled a woman’s bare breast or nipple?
590. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman’s bare genitals?
591. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
592. had sex with a woman?
593. had you fingers licked or sucked?
594. licked or sucked a woman’s fingers?
595. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
596. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman’s ear?
597. fondled a woman who was asleep?
598. woken up being fondled?
599. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn’t wake up?
600. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
601. slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
602. woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?
603. given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
604. did it work?
605. been petted to orgasm?
606. petted to orgasm?
607. performed cunnilingus (“oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris”)?
608. tasted a woman’s orgasmic fluids?
…End of the part20. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part2

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

XIII – Kids, Don’t Try This at Home
XIV – Don’t Worry; I was a Boy Scout
XV – Mama Always Told Me to Share
XVI – Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
XVII – Let there be Lips!
XVIII – Eyes On Your Own Papers, Please
Epilogue:
Warranty
Disclaimer

—–

Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any or all of the actions contained herein, but they most likely have.

Feel free to distribute at Will (or anyone else you know, for that matter),
but please don’t change the intro (but if you absosmurfly MUST do that, at
least leave the credits in… we worked hard, dammit! ).

—–

Genesis / History:

Version 1 (100) – sometime before 1982
Created at MIT’s Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for
male, and one for female. Very little is known about this
version.

Version 2 (247) – spring 1983
Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of the
unisex version. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “We’ll
think of three more tomorrow,” and tomorrow never got there.

Version 3.5 (400) – April 10, 1985
First formal release. All former versions were short-lived
and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against
gays or bi’s. Added in Genesis/History section,
instructions, scoring, and warranty.

Version 3.5a (400) – April 13, 1985
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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part19

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

519. a really, really big spoon?
520. a fondue fork?
521. corn on the cob holders?
522. a turnip twaddler?
523. an ice-cream scooper?
524. chopsticks?
525. salad tongs?
526. a salad shooter?
527. a salad scooper?
528. a veg-o-matic?
529. an electric juicer?
530. a tea-leaf strainer?
531. a socket wrench (English)?
532. a socket wrench (metric)?
533. a screwdriver (Flathead)?
534. a screwdriver (phillips)?
535. an electric screwdriver?
536. an electric hammer?
537. an electric dog-polisher?
538. a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater?
539. a tackle box?
540. a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There’s a difference. A spatula is long,
skinny, and NOT bent)?
541. a rubber spatula?
542. a pocket fisherman?
543. a power drill?
544. a chain saw?
545. a flame thrower?
546. a mig welder?
547. a jack-hammer?
548. a bulldozer?
549. a wreaking-ball?

550. have you used a spatula for flogging purposes?
551. do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or tools?
552. do you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room?
553. have you used any of the above for masturbation?
554. have you used any of the above for any sexual practice?

42. have you ever owned The Spatula (if you have to ask, the answer is ‘no’)?

VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here
(Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 – Women – 84 Questions

With or by a person of the female gender, have you:

556. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
557. been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
558. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part18

Monday, August 25th, 2008

479. performed fellatio (“oral stimulation of the penis” Webster)?
480. tasted a man’s orgasmic fluids?
481. gagged when they came in your mouth?
482. received oral sex?
483. performed mutual oral sex (‘69′)?
484. performed mutual masturbation?
485. watched while a man masturbated?
486. had a man watch while you masturbated?
487. orgasmed in him (if possible)?
488. had him orgasm in you?
489. orgasmed on him?
490. had him orgasm on you?
491. kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
492. necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
493. petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
494. had oral sex on a first date?
495. given oral sex on a first date?
496. fucked on a first date?
497. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
498. performed anal sex on a man (dildo or whatever)?
499. received anal sex from a man (dildo or whatever)?
500. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a man?
501. received oral stimulation of the anus from a man?
502. been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is expected
(e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn’t
expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
503. seen a man naked under good lighting?
504. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
505. been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without anything
steamy happening?
506. bathed or showered with a man?
507. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
508. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
509. had sex while in the shower?
510. had sex while taking a bath?
511. seduced a man?
512. allowed yourself to be seduced?
513. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)?

VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out
(Kitchen Utensils and Power Tools – 42 Questions)

Do you own, or have you ever owned, the following:

514. a manual can opener?
515. an electric can opener?
516. a spaghetti strainer?
517. a variable-speed blender?
518. an electric mixer?
…End of the part18. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part17

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

430. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
431. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
432. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
433. received a hickey in an intimate location?
434. received scratch marks or nail marks?
435. been bit or nibbled upon?
436. been bit in an intimate location?
437. had your clothed leg fondled or stroked by a man?
438. had your clothed body fondled or stroked?
439. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
440. had your covered genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise handled?
441. had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a man?
442. had your bare body fondled or stroked?
443. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
444. had your bare genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise handled?
445. propositioned a man for necking or petting?
446. propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
447. pinched or patted a man’s buttocks?
448. kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
449. petted above or below the waist?
450. given a hickey?
451. given a hickey in an intimate location?
452. left scratches or nail marks?
453. left teeth marks?
454. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
455. fondled or stroked a man’s clothed legs?
456. fondled or stroked a man’s clothed body?
457. stroked or fondled a man’s clothed breast or nipple?
458. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s covered genitals?
459. fondled or stroked a man’s bare legs?
460. fondled or stroked a man’s bare body?
461. stroked or fondled a man’s bare breast or nipple?
462. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s bare genitals?
463. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed (it really drives you
insa-a-ane)?
464. had sex with a man?
465. had you fingers licked or sucked?
466. licked or sucked a man’s fingers?
467. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
468. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man’s ear or ear region?
469. fondled a man who was asleep?
470. woken up being fondled?
471. had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn’t wake up?
472. had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
473. slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
474. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
475. given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
476. did it work?
477. been petted to orgasm?
478. petted to orgasm?
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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part16

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

396. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD?
397. gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?

V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho
(Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness – 30 Questions)

Have you:

398. spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)?
399. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like?
400. joined a nunnery or a monastery because you were sick of sex?
401. been a member of a religious group outside of a world-accepted religion
(Satan worship, Vegisexual, etc)?
402. been a member of a cult?
403. been a high-ranking member in any non-accepted group (and, even though
Wicca is an accepted religion, we’ll take that, too)?
404. played a record backwards to hear the message?
405. actually heard the message?
406. participated in a satanic ritual?
407. sold your soul to the devil?
408. drunk blood?
409. sacrificed an animal in a religious ritual?
410. sacrificed a human in a religious ritual?
411. used a Ouija board?
412. followed your horoscope?
413. had your Tarot cards read or read someone else’s?
414. participated in a seance?
415. communicated with another plane?
416. had visual contact with someone/thing from another plane?
417. been to another plane?
418. had an out of body experience?
419. practiced witchcraft?
420. cast a spell for amusement?
421. cast a spell for revenge?
422. cast a spell for somebody else?
423. had a spell backfire with disasterous effects?
424. seen a UFO
425. communicated with beings from another world (aliens)?
426. been on a UFO?
427. are you an alien?

VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up
(Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 1 – Men – 86 Questions)

With or by a person of the male gender, have you:

428. been propositioned for necking or petting by a man?
429. been propositioned for any sexual practice by a man?
…End of the part16. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part15

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

351. been a pool, card or chess shark?
352. incited to riot?
353. plotted a coup (civic class doesn’t count)?
354. committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
355. committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)?
356. committed treason?
357. been thought politically unreliable?
358. been thought politically reliable?
359. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)?
360. sent a chain letter?
361. started a chain letter?
362. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?
363. made or acquired ‘elint’ (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
364. installed or used ‘elint’ equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)?
365. stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?
366. removed the tag that says “do not remove under penalty of law”?
367. rode public transportation w/o paying?
368. raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?
369. pistol whipped someone?
370. been a bigamist (that’s very bigamy to admit it)?
371. carried concealed weapons?
372. evaded taxes?
373. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax?
374. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
375. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and wished you
actually were?
376. deliberately failed to pay child support?
377. had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor?
378. bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
379. been drunk while still a minor?
380. bought alcohol for minors?
381. had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbatio doesn’t
count)?
382. had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone over the
age of consent?
383. had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone under
the age of consent?
384. plagiarized?
385. been to a “public bath”?
386. patronized a prostitute?
387. been to a “massage parlor”?
388. been to a brothel as a customer?
389. been to a brothel as an employee?
390. contracted a ’social’ disease (not just the common cold)?
391. contracted mono?
392. been treated for exposure to a STD (sexually transmitted disease) because
someone you’d been with had been?
393. had a curable STD?
394. had an incurable STD?
395. had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a STD?
…End of the part15. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part14

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn’t have to refill it)?
316. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow (you
might be programming too much)?
317. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help
prevent/relieve cramps?
318. tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?
319. considered sperm a protein supplement?
320. questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not
answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)?
321. questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were
incapable of not answering?
322. used whatever they said against them?
323. read somebody’s diary without his/her consent or knowledge?
324. searched somebody’s room/house without his/her consent or knowledge?
325. attempted to corrupt someone’s morals?
326. attempted to corrupt someone’s morals and discover it is too late?
327. attempted to corrupt someone’s morals only to discover they know things
you don’t?

IV. I Fought the Law and *I* Won
(Legal technicalities – 70 Questions)

Have you:

328. deliberately bounced a check?
329. shoplifted?
330. ‘borrowed’ something of value with no intention of returning it
(‘borrowing’ kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn’t count)?
331. written graffiti?
332. committed murder?
333. attempted to commit suicide?
334. succeeded?
335. had a fake id?
336. manufactured a fake id?
337. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?
338. drag raced (on the street)?
339. driven without a license?
340. driven while suspended?
341. bought or sold anything on a black market?
342. stolen any item or cash?
343. stolen a kiss?
344. used bootleg software?
345. plotted felony (that’s conspiracy and may count)?
346. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?
347. plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?
348. lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren’t?
349. lead someone to believe they weren’t the father when they were?
350. been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping,
prostitution, impersonating a human being)?
…End of the part14. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part13

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

280. fed someone ‘treif’ (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich.
Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)?
281. mixed meat and dairy?
282. eaten ‘treif’ (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping
kosher at the time)?
283. eaten during daylight during Ramadan?
284. eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)?
285. fed someone dogfood?
286. been in a gross out contest?
287. been in a gross out contest, and won?
288. hired someone more for their looks?
289. wife-(or husband) swapped?
290. wanted to trade them in for a working model?
291. been willing to trade ‘em off cheap?
292. flirted with in-laws?
293. told somebody something “for their own good”?
294. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than
prayer (Oh God don’t let me/her get pregnant)?
295. had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who do this
frequently “parents”)?
296. had sex with the “pull-out” method of birth control?
297. pulled out and come in his/her mouth (or had someone pull out an come in
your mouth) so as to not have to clean up afterwards?
298. welshed on a bet or wager?
299. offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
300. offered another’s sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
301. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
pregnant?
302. found out that you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
pregnant?
303. drooled on someone?
304. had someone drool on you?
305. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed, colour,
religion, age, gender, condition, or politics)?
306. accepted sloppy seconds (it’s better than nothing)?
307. offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise,
“services rendered”)?
308. had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?
309. demanded sex for money or other consideration (“Put out or walk” / “I’ll
scream if you don’t” are but the more blatant forms)?
310. coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be impossible
to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?
311. accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise,
“services rendered”)?
312. cashed in your soda-pop can lids (the ones that if you get it off of the
can in once piece you get a free fuck)?
313. offered a sympathy fuck?
314. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected (time to go back to the
masturbation section)?
315. drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle
…End of the part13. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part12

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

244. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get
someone in the mood?
245. used alcohol to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity (yours
included)?
246. used another drug to lower someone’s inhibitions about sexual activity
(yours included)?
247. dipped into capital (been unable to live on one’s investment income. An
‘Old Money’ no-no. If you have to ask the answer is ‘no.’)?
248. kited checks?
249. used credit cards without the owner’s consent or knowledge?
250. traded on inside information?
251. ignored someone because you didn’t want to admit you had sex with them?
252. wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they
have it and you don’t (coveted)?
253. gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person
unaware of the other(s)?
254. gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the
other(s)?
255. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
256. implied having had sex with someone when you hadn’t?
257. denied having had sex with someone when you had (not telling your parents
is merely survival)?
258. gossiped
259. had a “sex contest” with friends (where the object is to see who can
score with more people)?
260. been in military service?
261. put an ad in the persons to persons?
262. put an ad for a sex partner?
263. advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?
264. answered an advert for a sex partner?
265. exited through a window because someone came home unexpectedly?
266. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
267. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in
particular?
268. been in a wet t-shirt contest?
269. won a wet t-shirt contest?
270. judged a wet t-shirt contest?
271. been in a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or girls)?
272. won a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (zzzip.. :thud:)?
273. participated in a “sword-fight” with yours or somebody else’s naughty
bits (use your imagination)?
274. given your kids unusual names based on puns (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann
Hardy)?
275. given your kids unusual names in general (Dweezel)?
276. named your child after a porn star (John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn
Cunningham, etc.)?
277. named your child after a porn star without the other parent knowing the
origin of the name?
278. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido?
279. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
…End of the part12. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part11

Monday, August 18th, 2008

202. instigated a border raid?
203. instigated a border war?
204. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?
205. watched primetime soaps?
206. considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes?
207. considered anything more than a towel “overdressed”?
208. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal
sanction a sin (can’t live in sin if you don’t believe in it)?
209. not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on someone
regardless of whether they lived with another)?
210. implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you actually
possessed?
211. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
212. not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually?
213. not thought it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
214. not thought it promiscuous having different partners weekly?
215. not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily?
216. not thought it promiscuous having different partners at a time?
217. had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know at the time?
218. had sex with someone whose name you still don’t know?
219. had sex with someone whose name you don’t remember?
220. had sex with someone whose name you don’t want to know?
221. had sex with someone whose language you don’t (or didn’t) know?
222. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
223. had sexual activity (not necessarily intercourse) with someone ten or
more years younger than you?
224. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
225. had sex (penetration) with someone half your age?
226. had sex with someone twice your age?
227. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-, on
your current or ex-)?
228. been thought to have installed a ‘takaticket’ machine (as in ‘now serving
number…’)?
229. gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?
230. lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
231. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
232. broken your word, vow or promise?
233. told someone you loved them when you did not?
234. were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?
235. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with
them?
236. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one
present during sexual activity?
237. fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
238. fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs (or any cartoon character)?
239. faked orgasm (guys too)?
240. told them they were great when they weren’t?
241. intentionally ‘eavesdroped’ while others were engaged in sexual activity?
242. plotted conspiracy?
243. plotted murder (commission is covered later)?
…End of the part11. To be continued..

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Archive-name Miscellpure150066c part10

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

166. worn clothing that was “revealing” (either of your figure, or that
emphasized ’strategic’ locations)?
167. worn clothing that you didn’t know was THAT revealing (like the seat has
ripped out or such)?
168. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
169. been in public without wearing underwear?
170. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass, or genitals)?
171. programed a computer to orgasm (yours or the computers, doesn’t matter)?
172. cruised (in an automobile)?
173. cruised the bars?
174. cruised the gay bars?
175. cruised the leather bars?
176. used toys to act out fantasies (Barbie dolls, My Little Pony, etc)?
177. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman’s phallic symbol in A
Clockwork Orange)?
178. sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material (clay, wood,
soap, etc)?
179. sculpted anything erotic out of food (mashed potatoes, etc)?
180. eaten the erotic food?
181. made an X or R rated snowman (or woman)?

III. How Low Will You Go?
(Ethical Considerations – 146 Questions)

Have you:

182. told bad jokes?
183. made puns?
184. made puns on obscenities (e.g. “knock knock.” ‘who’s there?’
“fornication”, ‘fornication who’ “fornication like this you should wear a
black tie”)?
185. told shaggy dog stories?
186. flubbed a punch line?
187. worked at a fast-food place?
188. worked at a fast-food place for over a year?
189. held a grudge?
190. recited limericks?
191. served cheap booze?
192. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
193. not paid your library fines?
194. lied?
195. lied to somebody at somebody else’s request?
196. lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
197. been in adultery (technically it’s only if you were married, but counts
if you weren’t)?
198. started a fight?
199. started a bar fight?
200. started a brawl?
201. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
…End of the part10. To be continued..