Archive for July, 2008

Archive-name Miscellpure1000227

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test -1000 Question

Working from the recollections of depraved minds and an antiquated version of the test, soon was created the 576 point test. A mere five hundred seventy six? This would not do! So over the months was cobbled together the Ultimate Purity Test - field tested and guarenteed to be […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part9

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

watched said special with your significant other? moved roadkill around to increase esthetic effect? backed up to get another look at a “particularly good” piece of roadkill? gone home, found a friend or lover, and brought them back to see said “particularly good” piece of road kill? had him/her bring a camera with black and white […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part8

Monday, July 14th, 2008

in a household room other than a bedroom? on the floor (but not the roof)? on the roof (but not the floor)? on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter- top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? (Television, washer/dryer, […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part7

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

had sex with roadkill as part of an act which you got paid for? been paid extra to go to a fan’s home and repeat the performance with said fan’s own favorite piece of roadkill? been presently fantasizing about have sex with roadkill right now? been enjoying it? would you like to take a break to fulfill […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part6

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Section 4: Roadkill as a Sex Object. 39 Questions.

Have you ever done any of the following: 52. stroked or fondled roadkill? 53. kissed roadkill on the lips? 54. kissed roadkill elsewhere? 55. French kissed roadkill on the lips? 56. French kissed roadkill elsewhere? […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part5

Friday, July 11th, 2008

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  1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
    1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
    2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
    3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part4

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

Section 1: Some Ethical Questions 16 Questions.

Have you ever done any of the following: 1. administered a whole Roadkill Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Roadkill Purity Test of any version? (That’s […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part3

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

paper are usually useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; she/he/it reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part2

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
         Expanded to 247 questions.  This marked the beginning of
         the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
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Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part11

Monday, July 7th, 2008

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  1. used roadkill as equipment in an organized sport? (Cat sailing, Armadillo football, “the cat’s second base”, etc)
    1. taken a photo of domestic pet roadkill and made up posters with the photo saying “Found: please […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100 part10

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

won said contest? made chocolate-covered roadkill? (just like Ma used to make) ordered a roadkill dish at a restaurant? ordered a roadkill dish FROM THE MENU at a restaurant? complimented the chef on said dish? called for pizza and asked for roadkill as one of your toppings? sent said pizza back claiming roadkill wasn’t fresh? bought bottled roadkill juices? marketed any roadkill products […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-rk100

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Archive-author: Texas A&M Archive-title: Purity Test - Roadkill

The reader hereby is warned that roadkill games can be dangerous; not all that appears dead is dead; not all scents can be removed by normal means (ie, soap and water); not many of those who are weak of heart or stomach can truly enjoy roadkill games, and […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part9

Friday, July 4th, 2008

taken Ecstasy/X? taken PCP? taken PCP more than twice? taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? taken LSD more than six times? deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part8

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?
  1. thought you had VD?
    1. had VD of any sort (VD, STD’s, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
    2. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
    3. given […]

Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part7

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
or oral sex?

95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies and the like.) 96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? 97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more […]