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Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test -1000 Question

Working from the recollections of depraved minds and an antiquated version of the test, soon was created the 576 point test. A mere five hundred seventy six? This would not do! So over the months was cobbled together the Ultimate Purity Test - field tested and guarenteed to be […]

watched said special with your significant other? moved roadkill around to increase esthetic effect? backed up to get another look at a “particularly good” piece of roadkill? gone home, found a friend or lover, and brought them back to see said “particularly good” piece of road kill? had him/her bring a camera with black and white […]

in a household room other than a bedroom? on the floor (but not the roof)? on the roof (but not the floor)? on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter- top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? (Television, washer/dryer, […]

had sex with roadkill as part of an act which you got paid for? been paid extra to go to a fan’s home and repeat the performance with said fan’s own favorite piece of roadkill? been presently fantasizing about have sex with roadkill right now? been enjoying it? would you like to take a break to fulfill […]

Section 4: Roadkill as a Sex Object. 39 Questions.

Have you ever done any of the following: 52. stroked or fondled roadkill? 53. kissed roadkill on the lips? 54. kissed roadkill elsewhere? 55. French kissed roadkill on the lips? 56. French kissed roadkill elsewhere? […]

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1. attempted to teach said roadkill tricks?
   1. attempted to feed said roadkill?
   2. been disturbed by said roadkill’s behavior, so taken it to the vet, only to be treated yourself?
   3. ground up old, dry roadkill and tried to […]

— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

Section 1: Some Ethical Questions 16 Questions.

Have you ever done any of the following: 1. administered a whole Roadkill Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Roadkill Purity Test of any version? (That’s […]

paper are usually useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; she/he/it reads the questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to […]

         Expanded to 247 questions.  This marked the beginning of
         the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
     [...]

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1. used roadkill as equipment in an organized sport? (Cat sailing, Armadillo football, “the cat’s second base”, etc)
   1. taken a photo of domestic pet roadkill and made up posters with the photo saying “Found: please […]

won said contest? made chocolate-covered roadkill? (just like Ma used to make) ordered a roadkill dish at a restaurant? ordered a roadkill dish FROM THE MENU at a restaurant? complimented the chef on said dish? called for pizza and asked for roadkill as one of your toppings? sent said pizza back claiming roadkill wasn’t fresh? bought bottled roadkill juices? marketed any roadkill products […]

Archive-author: Texas A&M Archive-title: Purity Test - Roadkill

The reader hereby is warned that roadkill games can be dangerous; not all that appears dead is dead; not all scents can be removed by normal means (ie, soap and water); not many of those who are weak of heart or stomach can truly enjoy roadkill games, and […]

taken Ecstasy/X? taken PCP? taken PCP more than twice? taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin? taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice? taken LSD more than six times? deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication? played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet […]

legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?

1. thought you had VD?
   1. had VD of any sort (VD, STD’s, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
   2. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
   3. given […]

or oral sex?

95. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies and the like.) 96. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you? 97. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more […]