Sperm Swap Blog

“have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train” have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head” Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess) have you: 805.necked while hot tubbing? 806.had oral sex while hot […]

766.licked or sucked a woman’s fingers? 767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman’s ear? 769.fondled a woman who was asleep? 770.woken up being fondled? 771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn’t wake up? 772.had sex with a woman […]

721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 722.been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening? 723.bathed or showered with a man? 724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 725.washed a man who was […]

675.left scratches or nail marks? 676.left teeth marks? 677.left teeth marks in an intimate location? 678.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed legs? 679.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed body? 680.stroked or fondled a man’s clothed breast or nipple? 681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s covered genitals? 682.fondled or stroked a man’s bare legs? […]

10.slow danced? 11.copped a feel while slow dancing? 12.tangoed? 13.waltzed? 14.french kissed? 15.necked? 16.attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity? 17.hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)? 18.hot tubbed in the nude? 19.hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company? 20.while hot […]

631.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes? 632.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes? 633.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others? 634.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch? 635.pierced someone else’s lips? 636.pierced someone else’s tongue? 637.pierced someone else’s other lips (or penis)? 638.pierced someone else’s nipples? 639.bound […]

591.seen Eraserhead? 592.more than once? 593.thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died of hoof & mouth? 594.had sex with a dead animal? 595.had sex in the presence of animals? 596.thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in you life was […]

553.comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)? 554.inflated a condom? 555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)? 556.bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the ‘family pack’)? 557.bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill)? 558.bought any other birth control […]

516.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a ‘favor’? 517.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art or photographs? 518.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit photographs […]

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483.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing (folding with four aces)? 484.owned a collection of underwear not your own? 485.been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by their body? 486.been a voyeur (without […]

447.sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang low, the Bottle Song)? 448.composed bawdy lyrics? 449.done speed or meth-amphetamine? 450.made or synthesized your own drugs? 451.made or synthesized drugs, ‘commercially’ (been the lab)? 452.grown your own?

Page:13 453.bred your own? 454.bought ‘moonshine’ (any alcoholic beverage made outside the […]

Page:12 407.had alcohol for breakfast? 408.drank Coke & nutmeg? 409.drank Coke & aspirin? 410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)? 411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies? 412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally? 413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself? 414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than one occasion? […]

if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 370.intentionally unrinated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 372.intentionally defecated on yourself? if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it? 374.mutilated […]

other than for a costume party?

1. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you thought about it?
   1. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it?
   2. if you answered ‘yes’ would […]

312.contracted mono? 313.been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you’d been with had been? 314.had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std? 315.had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std? 316.gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the […]