“have you done it on a plane,
have you done it on a train”
have you done it in your bed,
have you done it on your head”
Have you, have you,
had green eggs and ham” (with apologies to Dr Suess)
have you:
805.necked while hot tubbing?
806.had oral sex while hot tubbing?
807.fucked while hot tubbing,?
808.in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?
809.in a sauna or steam bath had oral sex?
810.in a sauna or steam bath fucked?
811.necked/petted in a place of religion?
812.had oral sex in a place of religion?
813.fucked in a place of religion?
814.necked/petted in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, mortuary,
crypt or coffin)?
815.had oral sex in a place of the dead?
816.fucked in a place of the dead?
817.necked/petted in a movie theatre?
818.had oral sex during a movie?
819.fucked during a movie?
820.necked/petted in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?
821.had oral sex in a sports area?
822.fucked in a sports area?
823.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
GWT (a car or small pickup)?
824.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
825.fucked in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
826.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van,
pickup), necked/petted?
827.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
828.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
829.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds
GWT (a semi or RV)?
830.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
831.fucked in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
832.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
GWT (a car or small pickup)?
833.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
834.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
835.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),
necked/petted?
836.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
837.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
838.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT
(a semi or RV)?
839.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
840.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
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Archive for July, 2008
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Thursday, July 31st, 2008Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part22
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 766.licked or sucked a woman’s fingers?
767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman’s ear?
769.fondled a woman who was asleep?
770.woken up being fondled?
771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn’t wake up?
772.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
773.slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
774.woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?
775.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
776.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
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777.been petted to orgasm?
778.petted to orgasm?
779.performed cunnilingus (“oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris”)?
780.received oral sex?
781.performed mutual oral sex (‘69′)?
782.performed mutual masturbation?
783.watched while a woman masturbated?
784.had a woman watch while you masturbated?
785.orgasmed in her (if possible)?
786.orgasmed on her?
787.had her orgasm on you?
788.kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
789.necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
790.petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
791.had oral sex on a first date?
792.given oral sex on a first date?
793.fucked on a first date?
794.had oral sex instead of intercourse?
795.been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nude
is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked
is when you didn’t expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
796.seen a woman naked under good lighting?
797.undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
798.been in a woman’s company while both of you were nude without
anything steamy happening?
799.bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don’t count)?
800.let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself?
801.washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
802.had sex while in the shower?
803.had sex while taking a bath?
804.”seduced” a virgin?
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XI Locality
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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
722.been in a man’s company while both of you were nude without
anything steamy happening?
723.bathed or showered with a man?
724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
725.washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
726.had sex while in the shower?
727.had sex while taking a bath?
728.”seduced” a virgin?
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X Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.
With a female not your spouse or posslq, have you:
729.been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
730.been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
731.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
732.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
733.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
734.received a hickey in an intimate location?
735.been scratched or marked by her?
736.been nibbled or bit?
737.been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?
738.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
739.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed body?
740.had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
741.had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?
742.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare legs?
743.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare body?
744.had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
745.have a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
746.propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
747.propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
748.pinched or patted a woman’s buttocks?
749.kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
750.petted above or below the waist?
751.given a hickey to a woman?
752.given a hickey in an intimate location?
753.left scratches or nail marks on her?
754.left teeth marks?
755.left teeth marks in an intimate location?
756.fondled or stroked a woman’s clothed legs?
757.fondled or stroked a woman’s clothed body?
758.stroked or fondled a woman’s clothed breast or nipple?
759.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman’s covered genitals?
760.fondled or stroked a woman’s bare legs?
761.fondled or stroked a woman’s bare body?
762.stroked or fondled a woman’s bare breast or nipple?
763.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman’s bare genitals?
764.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
765.had you fingers licked or sucked?
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Monday, July 28th, 2008 675.left scratches or nail marks?
676.left teeth marks?
677.left teeth marks in an intimate location?
678.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed legs?
679.fondled or stroked a man’s clothed body?
680.stroked or fondled a man’s clothed breast or nipple?
681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s covered genitals?
682.fondled or stroked a man’s bare legs?
683.fondled or stroked a man’s bare body?
684.stroked or fondled a man’s bare breast or nipple?
685.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man’s bare genitals?
686.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
687.had you fingers licked or sucked?
688.licked or sucked a man’s fingers?
689.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
690.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man’s ear or ear region?
691.fondled a man who was asleep?
692.woken up being fondled?
693.had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn’t wake up?
694.had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
695.slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
696.woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
697.given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
698.given a man backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
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699.been petted to orgasm?
700.petted to orgasm?
701.performed fellatio (“oral stimulation of the penis” Webster)?
702.gagged when they came in your mouth?
703.received oral sex?
704.performed mutual oral sex (‘69′)?
705.performed mutual masturbation?
706.watched while a man masturbated?
707.had a man watch while you masturbated?
708.orgasmed in him (if possible)?
709.had him orgasm in you?
710.orgasmed on him?
711.had him orgasm on you?
712.kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
713.necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
714.petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
715.had oral sex on a first date?
716.given oral sex on a first date?
717.fucked on a first date?
718.had oral sex instead of intercourse?
719.been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is
expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked
is when you didn’t expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
720.seen a man naked under good lighting?
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Sunday, July 27th, 2008 10.slow danced?
11.copped a feel while slow dancing?
12.tangoed?
13.waltzed?
14.french kissed?
15.necked?
16.attended sub races, watched for UFO’s, or similar activity?
17.hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)?
18.hot tubbed in the nude?
19.hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
20.while hot tubbing been groped under the water?
21.while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?
22.saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
23.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude?
24.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude in mixed company?
25.put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool)?
26.had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
27.played post office (or other kissing game)?
28.played pony express (post office with more horsing around)?
29.played Twister? (Extra point for Naked Twister)
30.been picked up?
31.picked someone up?
32.picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
33.had a one night stand?
34.been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)?
35.been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not
given them a running head start?
36.been on a pub crawl?
37.slept on watch?
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38.slept in your undies?
39.slept in the nude?
40.slept in class?
41.interrupted a lecture with your snoring?
42.bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons
of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)?
43.played footsie or ‘kneesie’?
44.played footsie or ‘kneesie’ with someone not your date, signific-
ant other or spouse?
45.been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping
arrangements without something steamy happening?
46.used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?
47.lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?
48.been in or started a food fight?
49.photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet?
50.read the Song of Solomon?
51.read The National Geographic?
52.played doctor?
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Saturday, July 26th, 2008 631.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
632.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
633.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
634.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?
635.pierced someone else’s lips?
636.pierced someone else’s tongue?
637.pierced someone else’s other lips (or penis)?
638.pierced someone else’s nipples?
639.bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
640.bound someone and whipped them?
641.whipped someone until they bled?
642.bought bondage & discipline literature?
643.read “The Story of O”?
644.read both volumes of “The Story of O”?
645.seen the movie “The Story of O”?
646.posed for B&D drawings?
647.posed for B&D photographs?
648.asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
649.asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
650.asked someone to pose for B&D movies?
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IX Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part.) Part 1.
With a male not your spouse or posslq, have you:
651.been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?
652.been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?
653.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
654.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
655.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
656.received a hickey in an intimate location?
657.received scratch marks or nail marks?
658.been bit or nibbled upon?
659.been bit in an intimate location?
660.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
661.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed body?
662.had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
663.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?
664.had a man fondled or stroked your bare legs?
665.had a man fondled or stroked your bare body?
666.had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
667.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
668.propositioned a man for necking or petting?
669.propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
670.pinched or patted a man’s buttocks?
671.kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
672.petted above or below the waist?
673.given a hickey?
674.given a hickey in an intimate location?
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Friday, July 25th, 2008 591.seen Eraserhead?
592.more than once?
593.thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died
of hoof & mouth?
594.had sex with a dead animal?
595.had sex in the presence of animals?
596.thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in
you life was when your first love was sent to market?
597.thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion
to Madame D’Stael?
598.unrinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace or wastepaper basket)?
599.defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, or wastepaper basket)?
600.tasted or eaten shit?
601.more than once?
602.tasted or drunk urine?
603.more than once?
604.been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like?
605.kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?
606.kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)?
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VIII It’s Gwendoline time! (Bondage)
have you (‘voluntarily’):
607.improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity
(e.g. holding someone’s wrists over their head)?
608.do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person?
609.been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)?
610.been tied up and fucked?
611.been tied up and masturbated upon?
612.been tied up and had to watch others?
613.been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
614.been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
615.willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?
616.inserted someone’s head in a toilet bowl with their consent/acquiescence?
617.tied someone up for erotic purposes?
618.tied someone up and fucked them?
619.tied someone up and masturbated on them?
620.tied someone up and had them watch?
621.tied someone up and shown them to others?
622.been bound in chains?
623.been bound and had someone whip you?
624.been whipped until you bled?
625.had your tongue pierced?
626.had your lips pierced?
627.had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
628.had your nipples pierced?
629.practiced flagellation?
630.gotten any good at it?
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008 553.comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
554.inflated a condom?
555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?
556.bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the ‘family pack’)?
557.bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or
foam, or the pill)?
558.bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless
you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn’t count)?
559.used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
560.carried a condom ‘just in case’?
561.tasted your own sexual fluids?
562.tasted another’s sexual fluids?
563.complimented someone on their taste?
564.been complimented on your taste?
565.had your ears pierced?
566.had your nose pierced?
567.pierced someone else’s ears?
568.worn body paint?
569.worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
570.worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language
you didn’t read?
571.written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
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572.have you a tattoo?
573.have you an ‘obscene’ tattoo (words or pictures)?
574.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George
Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
575.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
576.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
577.used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes
(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
578.used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal
of someone?
579.been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold of
“Harold & Maude”)?
580.Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being
married (‘just close your eyes and think of England’)?
581.used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
582.put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner
and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
583.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
584.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
585.bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
586.given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
587.asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not
because it was ’sexy’ but because it turned you on?
588.tried to figure out the words to “Louie Louie”?
589.Been to a John Water’s film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?
590.more than once?
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 516.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art
classes) as a ‘favor’?
517.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art or photographs?
518.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?
519.made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?
520.helped to cover for someone’s escapades (provide alibi, accommod-
ations, opportunity)?
521.been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you
and make an honest person of you?
522.been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
involved in sexual activity?
523.read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
524.drank blood?
525.been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours (‘Sleepy’)?
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526.been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours (‘Sleazy’)?
527.been interrupted by the police while necking,
and they were more embarrassed than you?
528.been an exhibitionist?
529.had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your own)?
530.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings?
531.had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own (mother
/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)?
532.both at the same time?
533.shaved your head?
534.shaved your pubic region (pits don’t count)?
535.have someone else shave your pubic region?
536.shaved someone else’s pubic region?
537.had sex during menstruation?
538.had oral sex with a menstruating woman?
539.mooned or goosed someone you knew?
540.mooned or goosed someone you didn’t know?
541.mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?
542.stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator
or whatnot)?
543.been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
544.had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their
gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?
545.left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?
546.picked your nose in public?
547.picked someone else’s nose (in private, we don’t want to know
about your perversions)?
548.had someone else pick your nose?
549.sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
550.graded someone’s act of sexual harassment?
551.handed out condoms as party favors?
552.discussed favorite brand of condom?
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Monopoly or Chess)?
483.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
(folding with four aces)?
484.owned a collection of underwear not your own?
485.been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing
than by their body?
486.been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
487.accepted an invitation to watch?
488.made an invitation to watch?
489.disrobed in public?
490.been to a nude beach?
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491.sunned your buns or tanned your can?
492.paraded about in the nude (sprints don’t count, nor does while
searching for undies)?
493.been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
494.been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now
you’d never get to sleep with them?
495.used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
496.searched for the G-spot?
497.searched for the G-spot and found it?
498.told him he had when he hadn’t but you just wanted him out ?
499.rooted for the Klingons?
500.felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?
501.rooted for the Wicked Witch?
502.contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities
of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
503.wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up?
504.wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on
the whole damn show)?
505.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
506.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,
not realizing it till you were through?
507.intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender
(how else can you read the graffiti)?
508.won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,
college or state?
509.pissed on an electric fence?
510.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
to the general public (without pay, topless dancing doesn’tcount)?
511.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn’tcount)?
512.posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or
photographs as a ‘favor’?
513.posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a ‘favor’?
514.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art?
515.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
paintings or photographs as a ‘favor’?
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Monday, July 21st, 2008 447.sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang
low, the Bottle Song)?
448.composed bawdy lyrics?
449.done speed or meth-amphetamine?
450.made or synthesized your own drugs?
451.made or synthesized drugs, ‘commercially’ (been the lab)?
452.grown your own?
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453.bred your own?
454.bought ‘moonshine’ (any alcoholic beverage made outside the
Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?
455.brewed your own?
456.had sex while stoned or drunk?
457.used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any
effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
458.taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?
459.been told you had sex the night before and you can’t recall a thing?
460.awaken the next morning wondering where you were?
461.awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?
462.awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who’s
that next to you?
463.awaken the next morning wondering who you were?
464.felt like the Three Bears (who’s been sleeping in my bed)?
465.felt like Baby Bear (who’s that sleeping in my bed)?
466.ever thrown up from too much alcohol (aka driven the porcelain
bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn,
praying to the porcelain god, called for the car (There’s Ralph’s
Buick)?
467.ever had blackouts (periods where you don’t remember what happened)?
468.been hung over?
469.had a hangover last more than one days?
470.taken the hair of the dog that bit you?
VII The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Perverted
have you:
471.been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
472.said “I’m normal, its everyone else that’s weird?
473.told dirty jokes in mixed company?
474.Discussed masturbation?
475.french kissed below the waist?
476.Discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
477.asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)?
478.given lessons in oral sex techniques (‘Pay attention, I’m only
going to do this once…!’)?
479.demonstrated oral sex techniques with a ‘visual aid’ (carrot,
cucumber or taco)?
480.demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
481.demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
482.played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker,
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Sunday, July 20th, 2008
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407.had alcohol for breakfast?
408.drank Coke & nutmeg?
409.drank Coke & aspirin?
410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?
411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?
412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?
413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than
one occasion?
415.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
into yourself?
416.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
into yourself on more than one occasion?
417.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
418.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else on more
than one occasion?
419.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
into someone else?
420.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
into someone else on more than one occasion?
421.spiked a punch with alcohol?
422.spiked a punch with other drugs?
423.taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?
424.did you understand the examples in the last question?
425.ingested any ‘natural’ hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, ’shrooms, ergot)?
426.had a bad trip?
427.gotten a bad batch?
428.taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?
429.taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
430.taken any ‘designer’ drugs?
431.used the list of controlled drugs as a checklist (USC title
21, sec 812)?
432.been to a rock concert?
433.been to a heavy metal concert?
434.been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?
435.been to a Barry Manilow concert?
436.listened to acid rock?
437.listened to acid rock while on acid?
438.been a groupie?
439.been a roadie?
440.thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
441.thought about starting a band to get good dope?
442.told someone you were with the band?
443.told someone you were with the band, and it worked?
444.played records backwards to hear the secret messages?
445.found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?
446.sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g.
Let’s get drunk and Screw)?
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Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part12
Saturday, July 19th, 2008 369. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
370.intentionally unrinated on yourself?
371. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
372.intentionally defecated on yourself?
373. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
374.mutilated animals for your own pleasure?
375. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
376.flirted?
377.flirted with in-laws?
VI Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n Roll
have you:
378.considered the song “I want to hold you hand” suggestive?
379.considered ‘why don’t we do it in the road’ a reasonable question?
380.been intoxicated from alcohol?
381.been intoxicated from some other drug?
382.been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
383.introduced someone to ‘drugs’ in general?
384.introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
385.used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
386.taken any drug that you weren’t sure what it was, just to find
out what it does (foolish you)?
387.used prescription drugs that you didn’t ‘need’ or have the
prescription for (‘abused’ a controlled substance)?
388.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?
389.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?
390.sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned
somebody)?
391.bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
392.frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for person-
al use (like weekly or there abouts)?
393.had a standing order with your supplier?
394.taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium)
more than 4 times?
395.ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)?
396.smoked crack?
397.freebased?
398.chugged?
399.sniffed glue?
400.smoked the killer weed (tobacco)?
401.smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
402.smoked the killer weed (oregano)?
403.smoked banana peels?
404.smoked clove cigarettes?
405.chewed tobacco, or snuff?
406.gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
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Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part11
Friday, July 18th, 2008 other than for a costume party?
341. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
342. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you
liked it?
343. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
344. practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?
345. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
346.practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
347.had a leather fetish?
348.had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn’t qualify)?
349.performed anal intercourse (“That’d have to be in the butt, Bob”)?
350. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
351.cause another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?
352. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
353.had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)?
354. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
355.tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
356.used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates,
meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?
(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we’re not listing them all)
357. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
358.used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave
products (Coca Cola is doesn’t count))?
359. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
360.used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates,
lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
361. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
362.used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral
Hydrate, Phenobarbital)?
363. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
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364.abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
365. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
366.intentionally unrinated on someone (its called ‘golden showers’,
‘water sports’, or piss fights)?
367. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
368.intentionally defecated on someone(it’s called sick)?
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Archive-name Miscellpure1000227 part10
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 312.contracted mono?
313.been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease)
because someone you’d been with had been?
314.had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std?
315.had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std?
316.gotten a ‘frequent flier’ bonus at the free clinic?
V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)
are you now, or have you ever been…
317.engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?
318. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
considered doing so?
319.engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)?
320. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
321.engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your family)?
322. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
323.engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
324. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
325.engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity
with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period
of time in question)?
326. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
327.engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
328. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
329.engaged in xeno eroticism (sexual activity with alien life forms)?
330. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
331.engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
332. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
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333.engaged in bondage (‘voluntarily’, you had some control on initiation.)?
334. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
335.engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a
member of the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse,
esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?
336. practiced zipitage(picking other people’s zits)?
337. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
338. performed analingus (“oral stimulation of the anus”)?
339. if you answered ‘yes’ would you do it again If ‘No’ have you
thought about it?
340. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),
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