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Archive-title: Purity Test -1000 Question
Working from the recollections of depraved minds and an antiquated
version of the test, soon was created the 576 point test.
A mere five hundred seventy six? This would not do!
So over the months was cobbled together the Ultimate Purity
Test – field tested and guarenteed to be nosier that your
parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
to offend everybody.
And for a brief time only, we’re including an answer form so that
you can remember where in the test you were, or show to a friend.
Enjoy:
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Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam
Ver 2.2.75 12:38:34.88 14.IIII.90
On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If
you’re still too young to qualify, well, these things take time.
Remember: the conjugation is “I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts”
Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the
stroking of arms hands or back.
Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions
of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.
Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination
dreams up.
Posslq : “person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters.”
Bureaucrat for live-in lover.
Most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking
as was had in the making.
And yes, technicalities count.
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I Good Clean, ‘Wholesome’ Activities
have you:
1.hugged somebody?
2.kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
3.kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
4.held hands with someone?
5.been on a date?
6.been on a date past one a.m.?
7.stood someone up?
8.dated someone on a regular basis?
9.slam danced?
…End of the part1. To be continued..