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Archive-author: Archive-title: Purity Test - 500 Question

                      THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
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kissed on the first date? necked on the first date? petted above the waist on the first date? petted below the waist on the first date? given a hickey? received a hickey? fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs? fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs? fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region? had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked? been involved with […]

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1. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
   1. taken valium?
   2. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
   3. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
   4. eaten marijuana/sensemilia? […]

stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc? entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by someone of the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or rescue mission at the time? […]

Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions Have you ever done any of the following:

administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That’s where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions for Use for […]

fortnight?

1. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
   1. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
   2. masturbated to […]

1. slow danced? 1

2. had the symptoms of Russian fingers? […]

This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint. There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed […]

request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not transferable; see […]

sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber. Ballantine Books, New York. 1981. 11 3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s. The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed crowd.–Sex Lists. 12 A […]

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II. Warranty Information We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come […]

woken up to someone having sex with you? given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh? been on the receiving of anal sex? been on the ramming end of anal sex? had sex more than 10 times with 1 person? had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? had sex more than 10 times in a […]

(swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)

1. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?

9.3. Style Have you ever done any of the following: […]

masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are making […]

had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind of animal? (Alive or dead.) cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don’t count.) stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for […]