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cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)

33. phoned up any live phone sex numbers? 34. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male? 35. shaved your genital pubic hair? 36. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis? 37. colored […]

1. had a date?
2. had a date past 1 a.m.?
3. dated someone on a regular basis?
4. picked someone up?
5. been picked up?
6. gone steady?
7. slow danced?
   1. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin’ fingers)?
   2. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin’ hands)?
   3. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or […]

tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that […]

foot masturbated someone? been foot masturbated? tongue bathed someone? been tongue bathed? licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? licked someone’s anus? licked someone’s anus while they were defecating? performed oral sex while the person was urinating? drank your own urine? tasted or drank someone else’s urine? drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone […]

without refund; (2) the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request, s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner […]

had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (House on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your dwelling, etc.) had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? taken nude pictures of someone else? had nude pictures of you taken? placed a personal ad? answered a personal ad? been […]

natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock
overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative
shielding structure?

1. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is acceptable.) […]

had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)? necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.) had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a […]

mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures? [The following three questions differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you did with the animals.] had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.) gave […]

grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)

1. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)
   1. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of […]

played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant? been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude? had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time) had sex with […]

been decidedly heterosexual? been decidedly homosexual? been decidedly bisexual? practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)? practiced transvesticism? practiced sadism ? practiced masochism ? practiced bondage? practiced domination? practiced submission? practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)? practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)? practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another’s person or the need to […]

had sex? had sex with a virgin? (not yourself.) had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years? had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.) been involved in fist-fucking? done 69? (simultaneous oral sex.) propositioned someone […]

received finger scratch marks? drawn blood by scratching during sex? drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood) given or received scars from scratches or bites made during sex? performed oral sex? received oral sex? swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers? done sixty-nine ? performed mutual masturbation? had sex? (No […]

petted below the waist? kissed on the first date? necked on the first date? petted above the waist on the first date? petted below the waist on the first date? given a hickey? received a hickey? worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e., turtlenecks) fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs? fondled or stroked someone else’s bare […]