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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part13

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
270. masturbated using the aid of food?
271. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
272. eaten a lab dissection?
273. inserted food into yours or someone else’s anus?
274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or
someone else’s anus?
275. received an enema for a purpose than that of medical?
276. used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle
for target practice masturbation?
277. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner,
etc.)
278. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of
tickling?
279. used ice for sexual purposes?
280. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
281. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
282. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey
or anything else edible on your partner’s body and then eaten it?
283. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing,
or any like substances for sexual purposes?
284. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage
purposes?
285. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
286. worn a leather/grore suit?
287. used an inflatable doll?
288. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in
the wall, sausages, bananas, etc?
289. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
290. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive
or dead.)
291. had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature?
292. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a
live animal, but failed?
293. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?
(Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)
294. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal?
(Tigers, elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)
295. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm
animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
296. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
297. had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) [These three questions
differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in
animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with
the animals.]
298. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)
299. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)
300. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type
animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part11

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
someone else?
225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
else?
226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
_______________________________________________________________________________
For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual
gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means
of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done it in a
serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it’s like does not
count.
7. Alternate Choices
Do any of the following apply:
227. been decidedly heterosexual?
228. been decidedly homosexual?
229. been decidedly bisexual?
6
230. practiced bestiality ?
231. practiced transvesticism?
7
232. practiced sadism ?
8
233. practiced masochism ?
234. practiced bondage?
235. practiced domination?
236. practiced submission?
9
237. practiced sodomy ?
10
238. practiced cocrophilia ?
11
239. practiced frotteurism ?
12
240. practiced klismaphilia ?
13
241. practiced necrophilia ?
14
242. practice mysophilia ?
15
243. practice scoptophilia ?
16
244. practiced urophilia ?
245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you?
246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part10

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

190. done sixty-nine ?
191. performed mutual masturbation?
192. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
193. had sex on the first date?
194. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer
and hope methods do not count.)
195. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
196. had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
cardinal, pope, etc.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own
gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of your own gender.
6. Non Primary Choice Relations
Have you ever done any of the following:
197. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
198. kissed someone on the lips?
199. french kissed someone?
200. necked?
201. petted?
202. received manual sex?
203. given manual sex?
204. received oral sex?
205. given oral sex
206. had sex?
207. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this
case would also count.)
208. done 69?
209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,
or mutual masturbation?
211. been a participant in a who’s-physically-better-equipped
verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender;
spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different
gender.)
212. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
213. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
214. fondled someone who was asleep?
215. attempted to seduce someone?
216. allowed yourself to be seduced?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
…End of the part10. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Unisex, Omnisex Purity Test 400

_______________________________________________________________________________
THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 3.5A (400)
Final Release
13-Apr-1985
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes waste.
Virginity can be cured.
This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________
N O T I C E
Disclaimer of Liability
The user of this test acknowledges, understands, and agrees that sex is a
hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement
at all times; that their partner’s condition vary constantly and are greatly
affected by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in
terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and
debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom
area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and
equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to customers not
copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in
injury can happen at any time, even to customers copulating in control with
proper sexual equipment. Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and
exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities
of your sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and
within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these
hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or
damage to property which might result from the customer’s use of the partner’s
facilities.
As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees (1) that in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
without refund; (2) that the partner is the property of the harem and, upon
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Archive-name Miscellpure-100400 part2

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

33. Drawn blood while making out?
34. Bled while making out?
35. Spent the night in a man’s bed?
36. Spent the night in a woman’s bed?
37. Been caught during sexual activity by parents (yours or your partner’s)?
38. Falsely promised something for sexual purposes?
39. Gotten someone drunk for sexual purposes?
40. Been propositioned by a man?
41. Accepted?
42. Been propositioned by a woman?
43. Accepted?
44. Watched an X-rated movie?
45. Watched other people having sex?
46. Had sex?
47. Given/gotten cunnilingus during the woman’s period?
48. Had sex during the woman’s period?
49. Had anal sex?
50. Picked someone up only for sexual purposes?
51. Used the phrase “I love you” falsely to entice someone to bed?
52. Acted or dressed differently than usual to seduce someone?
53. Bought birth control?
54. Put a condom on someone else?
55. Put a diaphram or other contraceptive in someone else?

II.

Have you:

56. Had sex while drunk or high?
57. Had sex with more than 1 person since you began having sex?
58. Had sex with more than 10 people since you began having sex?
59. Had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
60. Had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
61. Had sex with a virgin?
62. Had sex with someone younger than 15?
63. Had sex with someone older than 25?
64. Had sex with someone whose last name you didn’t know?
65. Had sex with other people in the house/area (dorms included)?
66. Had sex with other people watching?
67. Had sex in anything other than the missionary position?
68. Had sex more than 3 times in one night/day?
69. ‘d?
70. Had a man come in your mouth?
71. Had sex in a car?
72. Had sex in an airplane?
73. Had sex in an elevator?
74. Had sex in your own house?
75. Had sex in a public place?
76. Had sex under 3 feet of water?
77. Had sex on the first date?
78. Had sex with most of your clothes on?
79. Had sex without birth control? (you dumbfuck!)
80. Had sex to get something (a job, drugs, etc)?
81. Had sex while tied down? (The Amy Baxter ACK! Contest Winning Question)
82. Hired someone for sex?
83. Forced someone to have sex?
84. Been forced to have sex?
85. Participated in S & M?
86. Engaged in transvesticism?
87. Engaged in “Golden Showers”?
88. Thought you or your partner was pregnant?
89. Had an abortion (or has your partner)?
90. Gotten VD?

III.

Have you ever performed sexual acts:

91. While being filmed or photographed?
92. With someone more than 5 years younger than you?
93. With someone more than 10 years older than you?
94. With someone of your own sex?
95. With a relative?
96. With an animal?
97. With an inanimate object?
98. With a human vegetable?
99. With a retarded person?
100. With a dead person? (Anyone answering YES to this question deserves an
automatic ZERO for their score.)

Archive-name Miscellpure-100400

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 100 Question

The Purity Test

Answer YES or NO to the following 100 questions. At the end of the test,
total up the number of NO answers. This is your score. The higher the score,
the ‘purer’ you are.

All questions pertain to men and women not related to you, unless otherwise
specified.

I.

Have you ever:

1. Had a cigarette?
2. Had alcohol?
3. Tried pot or hash?
4. Tried stronger drugs (coke, acid, shrooms, etc)?
5. Thrown up from alcohol?
6. Kissed a woman?
7. Kissed a man?
8 French kissed a man?
9. French kissed a woman?
10. Put your tongue in someone’s ear?
11. Had someone put their tongue in your ear?
12. Fondled a woman’s breast, or had your breast fondled?
13. Put your mouth on a woman’s breast, or had it done to you?
14. Seen a nude man?
15. Seen a nude woman?
16. Had telephone sex?
17. Undressed a man sexually?
18. Undressed a woman sexually?
19. Been sexually undressed?
20. Fondled a man’s genitals?
21. Fondled a woman’s genitals?
22. Had an orgasm?
23. Climaxed from a partner’s fondling?
24. Brought a partner to climax thru fondling?
25. Performed fellatio?
26. Performed cunnilingus?
27. Climaxed from oral sex?
28. Brought a partner to climax thru oral sex?
29. “Finger-fucked”?
30. “Dry fucked” (with all your clothes on)?
31. Bathed or showered with a man?
32. Bathed or showered with a woman?
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpure-001501 part3

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Buffalo. Ludicrously long 500-question version trimmed to
1 question.
Version 5.01 (1) on 11-September-1989: Final proofread and edit of 1 question
version and preparation for release to the world.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly short test consisting of one question (quite time consuming).
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the
test is the test administrator; s/he reads the question out loud and
everybody else writes down their answer. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answer; that is up to
the group to decide. However, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have
happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex
has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has
an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score… even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —

(Editor’s Note: These rules have been slightly modified, but have maintained
their original flavor, including embarrassing references to
masturbation and giggling.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 1: The Big Question. 1 Question.
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to
by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone
of the OPPOSITE gender.
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellpsyeatgtxt part4

Monday, May 19th, 2008

If you’re doing this as foreplay, then shaving will take you about
1/2 hour, maybe a little more. Trimming will take about 20 minutes,
including the clean up of her cut hair. Once this is done, and she’s
hopefully pulled you into the bed, demanding her “reward” for the night,
take your time to let her really experience the new sensations. Prolong
it, and make her writhe about in estascy at the new feelings.

Now a few words for the guys. First, if you’re bearded or have any
sort of facial hair, be sure to shave before going down on her shaved
pussy. This is especially true if you’re clean shaven, but have ANY
stubble, even your nightly five o’clock shadow. This feels like sandpaper
to her thighs and her very sensitive sexual areas. If you can’t part
with your beard or mustache, then don’t expect her to let you near her,
at least after that first time!

Okay, now you’ve had your way, give her what she wants. If you’ve
been listening, you’ve picked up on the idea of doing all of this with
the attitude of making her pleasure greater, for HER enjoyment. Oh, sure,
you’ll get a lot out of this too, but that’s not the point now is it?
Once you’ve finally begun tounging her clit and pussy, remember you have
two of the most versatile instruments ever invented — your hands. And
you have ten fingers with which to give her pleasure. Simplicity is to
use one or two fingers and slowly enter her with them. Now instead of
simply using them like a shaft that pumps in and out, try bending them.
Up, down, sideways. See what she likes. As she becomes aroused, try to
spread them against her muscular ring inside. You might be surprised at
how strong these muscles are. Spread your fingers, and move in and out.
Vary the strength you use to spread them, and try to sense when her
muscles contract quickly and strongly against your fingers. This is a
sure indication that she likes something you did.

Consider that men and women’s sexual organs have similar origins.
The same nerves that connect her clit to her brain, also connect your
cock to your brain. In fact, your cock can be seen as a very long clit,
as they both are attached to the body in the same areas. When you
masturbate, the same muscles you use to flex your cock upwards are the
same ones she contracts to squeeze your fingers (or cock) inside her
pussy.

A last few words on the oral sensations you can give her. The area
below her vaginal entrance and her anus is often overlooked. This is a
shame, as it is a very sensitive area. Use your tounge firmly here, and
flick it rapidly either up and down, or side to side. If you desire, you
can run your tounge around the edge of her anus, which will also be
sensitive. This is, of course, best done after a bath or shower, when
she is fresh and clean. This may sound practical, but I offer it up for
another reason. There is a psycological fear we all have of offending
someone with bodily odors. Women won’t feel “sensual” or “desireable” if
they’re holding their breath, worried that you’ll be turned off by their
bodily odors.

Now, if you’ve read this far, you’ve gotten the idea that you can
give your lady lots of pleasure, and you may be wondering “hey! What
about ME?!” Well, what about you? If you have done things properly,
you’ve brought your woman to the verge of orgasm, excited every nerve in
her body, and shown her that you LIKE making her sexy and sensual.
Decision time. Do you take her over the edge and let her come? Or, do you
now ask this passionate woman to climb on and ride you so you both can
come? Dither, dither, dither. As a suggestion I would say that at
first, you give her a nice orgasm. If she is multi-orgasmic so much the
better, keep her going for several. Then, hold her and caress her gently
while she relaxes and drifts, secure in your arms, being loved by her
loving man. She’ll love you for it. Other times however, you may want
to pause, with her in a very sexual frame of mind, and let her take her
turn at you. This allows her to drive you to the same plateau of sexual
cravings as you did to her, and then you both can get crazy with each
other. The secret here is DON’T always do the same thing. Keep her
guessing and responding to the sensations you are giving her. Likely,
you’ll have some wonderful sex, and even better, someone who appreciates
you for it.

Good luck, and happy licking!