Archive for December, 2007

Airscrew or How I joined the Six Mile High Club part2

Monday, December 31st, 2007

persuaded Karen to have a double gin with a bit of tonic which visibly relaxed
her some more.

I slipped my hand down slightly from her hair to stroke her neck and her ear
lobes. She snuggled closer and reminded me of a purring cat. British Airways,
ever cooperative, chose that moment to dim the lights and to start the in
flight movie. I started taking a few liberties with where I moved my hands,
aided by the semi-darkness, but half expecting to be rebuffed as, after all, I
was fondling a girl who until a few minutes earlier had been a total stranger -
this was too good to be true! But I could not help noticing signs that my
efforts were stirring up her hormones; her face looked flushed, her eyes were
soft and her pupils large. My left hand closed over her left breast. She made
no effort to discourage me, so I gradually eased my hand into a position where
I could massage the slight mound of her nipple straining through the material
of her blouse and bra. By now, I felt rampant; my trousers bulged as if they
would burst and I began to wonder if we could satisfy our wildly growing
passions.

She snuggled closer and started stroking my leg in an absent minded kind of
way, fairly innocently near my knee. The arm of the seat was getting in our
way, luckily they hinge back, so I lifted it and took the opportunity to slide
my arm right around her left hip so as to push my hand under her thigh. The
hem of her skirt had ridden up enough for me to stroke her silk clad thighs. I
was pleased to find she was wearing stockings and not tights as I reached warm,
smooth, bare skin slid my fingers under the silky ribbon of her suspender
strap. She made no effort to discourage my wandering fingers, so, pulling her
closer I covered our laps with a BA blanket, and boldly stroked her thigh with
my other hand, working her skirt hem back as I went. She sighed and parted her
legs slightly when my hand moved along the last smooth inches of warm scented
upper leg and my fingers at last brushed gently against the thin silky material
of her knickers, tightly stretched over her sexual mound.

My cock throbbed with excitement and anticipation and I had to slow down and
mentally count to ten to avoid filling my pants with cum when I realised she
was not only going to let me reach my target, but was panting for me as much as
I was for her. I inserted my fingers as far as I could between her legs, and
stroked them gently along the warm and noticeably damp material covering her
cleft and up to the summit of her pubic mound. She sighed and gripped me tight
as my finger a deliberately sought and found her tiny clitoris. I felt her
hand cup the bulge in my trousers. We kissed long and passionately; it was
strange I thought to have got to such a level of intimacy without having kissed
before. I exercised as much self-control as I could muster as I felt the
exquisite feeling of her hand gently exploring my throbbing cock. In return,
my fingers pulled aside the warm silky gusset of her knickers; and I was able
to stroke warm downy hair and feel the soft, warm, wet and incredibly inviting
slippery crevice. I pushed two fingers into her soft hole, and gently massaged
it; I then rolled the flesh of her engorged entrance lips gently and firmly
between my finger and thumb. She clung to me more tightly, eyes closed, and
her hips shuddered; she sighed again and we kissed passionately.

…End of the part2. To be continued..

Airscrew or How I joined the Six Mile High Club

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

As a frequent jetsetter, I have for long fantasised about this exclusive club,
which in reality probably has few authentic members who have genuinely screwed
their way through the stratosphere. How can you manage to have-it-away on
board a crowded airliner? Well recently I succeeded – and how! This amazing
experience happened on the top deck of a BA 747 heading out of New York for
Heathrow, with a beautiful girl I had never met before.

I had had a hectic day getting my work completed before flying out, got to the
airport late, and consequently was glad to have got through the airport hassle
and slump into my Club Class seat. The top deck of the 747 has a small cabin
which some airlines use for first class passengers, but many including BA, use
for Business Class; there are only 20 or 30 seats, which gives you the feeling
of being in a small, but spacious airliner. The top deck is reached via a
spiral staircase and you travel cut off from the masses on the main deck below.
This flight, luckily, was fairly empty so I was fortunate that through the
lottery of seat allocations, Karen, as she turned out to be named, took up the
aisle seat corresponding to my window seat and nobody else got seated either
between us or in the row on the other side of the aisle.

Karen was petite and blonde, about 25 I guessed, (rightly as it turned out),
and clearly well formed in all the important places. She had remarkably light
blue eyes and was obviously in some form of business, as she had a small patent
leather brief case and when she took her coat off she was smartly dressed in a
grey skirt and white blouse – which showed her firm, well-shaped figure to good
effect. I found out later that she was Swedish, a junior salesperson for an
internationally known cosmetics company, who at short notice had been given a
lucky break to substitute for her boss on a business trip to the USA. Her smart
but plain business-woman’s dress looked sexy on her. Her firm breasts thrust
out firmly through her white silk blouse as she arched her back to remove her
coat and hand it to the stewardess. Black lacy stockings showed her well
shaped legs to advantage. But she also radiated something sensual which
aroused the first slight stirrings in my crotch. I realised I was feeling quite
horney and in the mood for conquest, but not in my wildest dreams did I guess
what delights were to follow!

Karen looked nervous and fidgeted when she sat down; she very readily started
chatting. I needn’t bore you with the contents of our chat, except that I soon
persuaded her to move next to me from her aisle seat, so we could talk easier.
She was obviously a bit scared of flying. It transpired this was only her
second long distance flight. Soon after take-off we hit some unusually bumpy
weather; the seat belt signs came on and Karen wrung her hands and looked
scared. Naturally I put my arm around her shoulders to comfort her and she
leant her soft, perfumed blond hair against my shoulder and visibly relaxed.
The 747 flew out of the turbulence but I was glad to find she showed no sign of
wanting me to take my arm away. The meal on a tray came and went and I felt
really strong stirrings in my pants when she snuggled back against me, until
recently a complete stranger. The stewardess brought the drinks trolley and I
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Getting Lucky Once in a While part3

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

crotch. She smelled delicious! I snaked out my tongue and
flicked her clit. She thrust her pussy up at me but I backed
off, waiting till she relaxed to flick the little bud again. I
teased her like this for several minutes, them sucked her clit
into my mouth and knawed on it gently. She went wild, bucking
her snatch on my tongue. I slurped at her center of pleasure,
then without warning slid three fingers deep into her cunt,
curling them to press on her G-spot. She immediately went into a
massive orgasm, her sauce flooding out around my digits as I
jammed them furiously into her belly.

I slowed my thrusts as she wound down from her high. After a few
moments to catch her breath, she slid from the trunk and dropped
to her knees in front of me, her hands scrambling at my belt and
zipper. She finally got them open and pulled down my pants and
shorts in one fell swoop. My cock was rigid and bounced in her
face. She clamped her lips on it and sucked me deep into her
throat, running her tongue around and around the underside as she
bobbed her head. Heaven! She was a very accomplished cocksucker
because I could feel her muscles milk my cock in the back of her
throat. It was almost more than I could stand!

I looked down and saw that she had shoved her hand back into her
cunt, playing with her clit and fingerfucking herself as she gave
me pleasure. Finally, I reached under her shoulders and drew her
up, then spun her around and pushed her down over the trunk. She
stretched out and arched her ass in the air. Her skirt had
fallen to cover her glorious ass, so I dropped to my knees behind
her and slid the material up over her extended buttocks. I
couldn’t resist another taste, so I gave her sopping hole a long
lick from her tender bud all the way back to her wrinkled little
back door, pausing to wiggle my tongue in as far as I could.

Then I stood up and positioned myself behind her. She reached
back and grabbed my dick, pulling me forward so that it was at
the entrance to her pussy. I waited a moment to build the
anticipation, then drove my cock into her as hard as I could,
immediately pounding in and out of her as fast as possible. She
started grunting as the pleasure built until she was screaming
softly. I knew I was getting close to exploding and was going to
slow down to wait for her, but then I could tell from the
clenching of her vaginal muscles that she was entering another
orgasm. I drove my rod into her even harder as she began to cum
and felt the sperm start to boil up from my balls.

As her climax hit her, she started to scream for real and I hoped
that the hundred yards we were off the road would be enough, but
then I didn’t care anymore as I blasted my seed into her belly.
Jet after jet spurted into her as I emptied my balls into this
lovely darling, her slick cunt still squeezing my cock as though
to get the last drop from me.

Exhausted, I fell back onto the ground with my arm over my eyes,
still reveling in the strange pleasure of fucking a woman whose
name I did not know. I heard her car start and looked up to see
her driving around the big old oak tree. She stopped beside me
and held out a piece of paper. With my pants still around my
ankles and her passion juices dripping off my now-flaccid cock, I
stood up to take the paper. She smiled her beautiful smile at me
again, then drove off. I looked at the paper and saw that it had
her name and an Atlanta phone number on it.

“Call me next time you’re in Atlanta.” the note read.

I smiled to my self as I made myself presentable , got back into
my new Jeep and continued my trip back home to Alabama. I
stopped by my lady’s house on the way in to show off the Jeep.
She asked me if I had any fun on the trip and I said with a smile
“Yeah, Once-In-A-While!”

Getting Lucky Once in a While part2

Friday, December 28th, 2007

crotch dark with her dampness. She looked back up at me as if
for approval as she stroked herself through the frilly garment.
I was grinning like an idiot and my dick was becoming
uncomfortable as it expanded in my jeans. I reached inside to
shift my rod and felt the wetness of my precum already flowing.
This horny doll was making me ache.

I looked back down and the slim creature pulled the waistband of
her underwear out so I could see her bush, gleaming wetly. Then
she turned on her cruise control, made sure the wheels were
straight, then let go of the steering wheel to grab the sides of
her panties and jerk them down past her shapely hips. She
grabbed the wheel with one hand, working the frilly nothings the
rest of the way off with the other. Now her gorgeous pussy was
fully exposed to my view. Not needing her feet for the pedals,
she turned slightly sideways and put her right leg across the
seat, spreading her cunt wide for me. Her hand reached down and
opened the lips, showing me her shiny clit protruding from the
slit. Her eyes were on the road as she exposed herself to me,
her hand busily jamming two fingers into her dripping hole.

She drew her slick fingers out of her hot pussy and encircled her
clit again, flicking it back and forth. Her fingers flew faster
and faster in her quim and her driving became erratic. I knew
this was getting dangerous so I touched my horn to get her
attention. She looked up at me with glassy eyes and I pointed to
myself, then at her, then off to the side of the road.

She looked thoughtful for a minute, then nodded and beckoned me
to follow her. She floored her convertible and pulled ahead. I
hoped fervently that none of the Georgia Patrol were around right
now. I pressed on the gas to keep up with the horny doll and we
soon passed 90 mph.

Two exits passed, then I saw her turn signal as she took the
offramp. The blonde barely slowed at the intersection. We were
on a deserted tree-lined backroad that reminded me of Gone with
the Wind scenery. After about four miles, she indicated a left
turn and pulled off on to a dirt road that led into the trees. A
hundred yards or so in, she came to a stop in the shade of a huge
old oak tree and hopped out. I pulled in behind her as she sat
on the trunk of her car. I had a real shit-eating grin on my
face as I went up to her.

I started to ask her name, but she clapped her hand to my lips
and shook her head vigorously. She lay back on the hot trunk lid
and spread her legs, pulling her skirt up as she went. I looked
down into her lovely cunt, still dripping with her juices. I
grabbed her cunt hair in my fist and shook it gently. She moaned
softly. I propped my knees on the bumper and put my face in her
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Getting Lucky Once in a While

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Atlanta has always been a fun town for me, but this trip had been
even better. I had ordered a custom Jeep from an Atlanta
customizer. Having a big-wheel four wheel drive vehicle had been
a dream for a long time and the time had finally arrived.

We signed the papers late in the evening, so after tooling around
town for a while, I had rented a motel room, planning to get an
early start back to Alabama. I overslept and after breakfast and
checking out of the motel, I didn’t get on the road until after
eight.

I quickly noticed a benefit to the large wheels I had not
anticipated. It put me way above the rest of the traffic and I
had a great view. But the view was even better from time to time
as I would pass cars and look down to see lovely legs through the
window. Occasionally, I would even catch a glimpse of frilly
panties peeking out.

I put the Jeep’s cruise control on 73 mph after I got out of the
metro area. I figured that there would be fools going a lot
faster that would get the unwanted attention from those Georgia
Patrol cars that seemed to lurk everywhere on the interstate. Up
ahead, I noticed a red convertible with long blond hair flying in
the wind. My speed was a little faster than hers so I slowly
crept up on her. As I closed in, I heard the sound of her stereo
system blasting over the wind noise. The music must have covered
the sound of the Jeep, because there was no reaction as I drew
along side the lady.

To my delight, the lovely lady seemed to have other things on her
mind. Her skirt was pulled up and her hand was busy frigging her
pussy inside her panties, keeping time with the beat of the
music. It looked like she was having a ball as she cruised. I
had a hard time concentrating on the road and watching the
display at the same time. I hoped she wouldn’t notice me for a
while so I could keep watching.

Finally, she reached for something on the seat beside her and saw
me. Her only reaction was to lower her sunglasses to get a
better look at me. She must have liked what she saw, because
she reached back into her panties, glancing up at me with a
smile.

We were well into a long deserted stretch of highway and I saw
her check her mirror for other cars. Seeing none, the blond
reached down and unbuttoned the four buttons keeping her short
skirt closed. The sides fell back to reveal her bikini panties,
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part16

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00, Sun after 6:00PM; $7.00, Fri & Sat 2:00PM to
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: None

CANDY CAT TOO
6816 Winnetka Ave.
Canoga Park
(818) 999-3187
Near the intersection of Vanowen and Winetka Avenues.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 12:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Pool Tournament and Dance Contest every week.

CANDY CAT I
21625 Devonshire
Chatsworth
(818) 341-0134
Near the Intersection of Owensmouth and Devonshire.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 2:00AM, Sun 12:00PM to 12:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None

CLUB CAPACITY: 100
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Pool tournament and Dance Contest weekly.

CLASSY LADY
20922 Lassen Street
Chatsworth
(818) 998-6178

BARE ELEGANCE
4824 W. Imperial Hwy.
Hawthorne
(213) 649-1100
Near the corner of Imperial Highway and Inglewood Avenue.
Nude Dancers

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part15

Monday, December 24th, 2007

CLUB HOURS: 7:00PM to ?
COVER CHARGE: $3.00, nightly; $10.00 annually
CLUB CAPACITY: 60
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Blue Collar
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Topless table and couch dances are available.
Fri & Sat nights club features hourly specials on table and couch
dances.

GI GI’S II
11800 Stagecoach Road
Little Rock
(501) 455-4499

PRIME TIME CLUB
3306 Mabelvale Pike
Little Rock
(501) 562-9044
Pasties/GoGo Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 3:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00 membership fee
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
This is the only strip joint in the greater Little Rock area.

CALIFORNIA

CALIFORNIA DREAMS
2916 W. Lincoln Ave.
Anaheim
(714) 828-2582

FRITZ, THAT’S IT
9747 E. Artesia Blvd.
Bellflower
(310) 925-2308
From the 91 Fwy. exit on Bellflower Blvd.
Topless Dancers

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CALIFORNIA (continued)

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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part14

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

749 W. Miracle Mile
Tucson
(602) 882-0650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 1:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: Varies
FOOD SERVICE: Yes
DRESS CODE: Shirts and shoes. No colors
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Penthouse and Playboy feature dancers.

TEN’S
5120 E. Speedway
Tucson
(602) 325-8367
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM

ARKANSAS
CENTERFOLD
1396 E. Grand Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-7879
From downtown Hot Springs follow 70 E. Highway towards Little
Rock.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Tues – Sat 7:30PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 8:00PM to 2:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features floor shows and door prizes regularly.

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ARKANSAS (continued)

ENTERTAINER’S CLUB
903 Central Ave.
Hot Springs
(501) 624-9332
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: BYOB
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part13

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

CLUB HOURS: Noon to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 85
FOOD SERVICE: Snacks
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Dance contest every Saturday night.

BABE’S-SCOTTSDALE CABARET
2011 N. Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale
(602) 941-1830
1/2 Mile north of McDowell Road.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $3.00 after 7:00PM
CLUB CAPACITY: 80
FOOD SERVICE: Lunch available
DRESS CODE: Appropriate Dress Required
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club is a great place for visitors, bachelor parties and birthday
parties. Sunday Night’s feature drink specials and dance
contests.

T.D.’S SHOWCLUB
5822 E. Speedway Blvd.
Tucson
(602) 790-7307
On Speedway between Wilmot and Craycroft.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 11:30AM to 1:00AM, Sun 5:00PM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $3.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 240
FOOD SERVICE: Grill

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ARIZONA (continued)

DRESS CODE: No Gang or Biker Attire
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Weekly or Bi-weekly feature acts appear (Mon – Sat), these
include girls seen in Penthouse, Playboy, and Playboy, World of
Lingerie.

T.D.’S SHOWCLUB WEST
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part11

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Sat 3:00PM to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: $6.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 175+
DRESS CODE: Shirt & Shoes
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club features Vegas style nude entertainment. Bachelor parties
are always welcome. Table dances, special acts and shows are
regular features. Private party facilities available.
Club has recently been remodeled.

DANCING SUNSHINES LOUNGE
3155 E. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 275-0820
5 Minutes from Airport
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Noon to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: Noon to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 300
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Top name strippers every week

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ARIZONA (continued)

GREAT ALASKAN BUSH COMPANY
2980 N.W. Grand
Phoenix
(602) 254-2909
Nude Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: No
CLUB HOURS: Mon – Thur 6:00PM to 3:00AM, Fri & Sat 6:00PM to
4:00AM, Sun 7:00PM to 2:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 6:00PM to Closing
COVER CHARGE: Sun – Tues $3.00 Wed – Sat $5.00
CLUB CAPACITY: 400
FOOD SERVICE: None
DRESS CODE: Casual
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Table dancing both topless and nude. Special dances for Bachelor
parties, Birthdays, etc.

HIGHLIGHTER
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Archive-name Miscellosjgtxt part10

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

CLUB CAPACITY: 210
DRESS CODE: None

ARIZONA
BANDAIDS SHOW LOUNGE
2548 N. 7th Street
Phoenix
(602) 254-0811
One mile from Interstate 10
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
DANCERS ON STAGE: 11:00AM to 1:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 150
DRESS CODE: Casual

BOURBON STREET CIRCUS
2901 E. Thomas Road
Phoenix
(602) 956-9650
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes

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ARIZONA (continued)

CANDY STORE
18613 N. Cave Creek Road
Phoenix
(602) 264-8476
Located at Union Hills and Cave Creek Road.
Topless Dancers
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES SERVED: Yes
CLUB HOURS: Sun – Wed Noon to 1:00AM, Thur – Sat Noon to 3:00AM
COVER CHARGE: None
CLUB CAPACITY: 200
FOOD SERVICE: Free Buffet
DRESS CODE: No tank tops
INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE CLUB:
Club occasionally books feature acts.

CLASS ACT LOUNGE
2438 E. McDowell Road
Phoenix
(602) 392-0958
Located on McDowell Road, one block east of 24th Street.
Nude Dancers
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Archive-name Miscelloldtimestxt part2

Monday, December 17th, 2007

“It’s not that ‘thought’ again, is it?” said Howard.
“No, now shush.”
That ‘thought’ that Howard brought up was what Karen liked to
call “the thought that thinks itself. A few times before, when
Karen has done whippets while stoned we noticed she would drift
away from the rest of us, her eyes would glaze over, and she would
look frightened. It turned out to be the dreaded ‘thought that
thinks itself’ and it would have Karen’s brain spinning, spinning
in on itself for hours at a time.
“Now,” said Karen. “This may only seem important because I’m
stoned, but I was thinking, you know how sometimes when you’re
alone, maybe, you’ll just kind of drift off. It’s not a daydream,
really. It’s more like a different way of thinking. You kind of
see the whole world as a large system. Or something. And
everything seems kind of small and pathetic.”
“Sounds like clinical depression,” said Howard.
“No, it never lasts very long. It’s a weird thing. It seems
like there’s a weird hum, or vibration associated with it. It
happens a lot when I’m reading. It reminds me of getting stoned,
but not really. It’s weird, it’s a kind of thought, a different
way of thinking–”
“I do know what you’re talking about,” I said. “It’s weird,
I’ve never actually heard anyone talk about it. Or read anything
about it. Which is odd, I guess. Wait. Lemme make sure we’re
talking about the same thing–It’s a thought, a kind of thought,
only there’s a very real physical sensation attached to it, a kind
of hum, or vibration. It seems like something very personal,
almost embarrassing to talk about, for some reason. Sort of like
being caught masturbating.”
“Unintentionally,” Karen added, and we all laughed. For
different reasons.
“All right, so now we know what you’re talking about, so what
do you make of it?”
“Well, what if it’s something important, something basic about
consciousness, or how language works.”
“An epiphenomenon of self-awareness,” said my brother. “A
side effect, if you will.”
His phrasing sounded so preposterous that I was forced to
refill the bong.
“Remember when all the pot was like this,” I said.
“Nope.”
“Uh uh.”
“Well it was. Way back there in those heady days of the early
’80’s.”
“What is it,” asked Karen. “Just more thc?”
“I think this stuff is laced with a little opium. Seems to be
a more physical high.”
Karen said, “It’s in my face, it’s in my chest, my *knees*.
My fucking *knees*. I tell you, my knees have never been stoned
before.”
Howard took another hit. He was completely blind.
“I think we’ve lost How,” said Karen, who pulled his head down
across her thigh. I think he was asleep before he landed.
“I’m afraid so,” I said.
“So anyway,” said Karen. “What I said, does it mean anything,
or does it just seem profound because I’m high.”
“I think you’re astonishing,” I said.
“Ooooh, say that again,” said Karen. “It gave me a chill.”
“I find you absolutely astonishing.”
“Oh God, there it goes again,” she said. “I think I better
put this one to bed.”
“I’m gonna throw in some French bread pizzas, want any?”
“Oh God yes. How long will that take?”
“In the toaster oven. . .Half hour.”
“There any cookies in there? For in the meantime?”
“Yeah, Pepperidge Farm Sausalitos. And we’ve still got all
that Haggen-Dasz strawberry–”
“Bingo.”

RICHH