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Archive-name Miscellideastxt part2

Friday, November 30th, 2007

now feel free to take what had once been begged for and denied. Now
it is `Maddy’ who does the begging, for the pleasure of the Court.
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2) HOSTAGES

A young man (Mark) is in Amman, Jordan on banking business. He’s
single and a rising young executive. He has the hots for a female
co-worker who’s also on the trip. They’ve had dinner together but
no sex. In the lobby of the hotel he is kidnapped along with a
group of other American tourists, which are mainly families, and a
few of his own business associates (both male and female).
The kidnappers are two men and two women. They put the captives
in a van and take them away. They are very fanatical and demand
release of a prominent PLO activist who is in prison in Israel.
The kidnappers are cruel to the captives and enjoy making the
women and children cry in fear. The two women kidinappers are
especially cruel.
The kidnappers threaten to kill one of the hostages in 24 hours.
Israel doesn’t give in. The kidnappers select a woman hostage to
kill, believing that this action will shock the world into meeting
their demands.
As they prepare to execute the woman, Mark breaks free and
overpowers one of the female kidnappers. He punches her hard in the
face and gets her Uzi. He turns and kills one of the male
kidnappers while the others jump for cover. This wasn’t well-
planned out and Mark suddenly finds himself standing in the open,
unprotected, and waiting for the shells from three Uzi’s to rip
into him.
Instead, A female voice yells at him to drop his weapon and put
his hands up. He’s shocked that they’re not going to kill him. He
drops his weapon and puts his hands in the air. He’s visibly
shaking.
The kidnappers are enraged with him. They’re not going to kill
him, they’d rather get their revenge in other ways. His macho
maleness made him react as he did so they’re going to take him down
a peg or two. They make him strip in front of the other hostages.
Stark naked, he is abused in the most humiliating manner possible.
The female kidnapper that he punched is particularly vindictive.
They make him crawl around on all fours and plead for his life.
They tie him up in humiliating positions. They paddle him and laugh
as his penis gets erect. They force some of the other hostages to
participate in his punishments. Several of the young girls are
forced to spank him.
The whole degrading scene is being videotaped and released to the
International wire services. They make him jerk himself off in
front of the other hostages and the camera, stopping him again and
again before he can cum. He is degraded in a hundred ways and the
presence of his work associates, and especially the women and
children, make his shame unbearable.
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellhypnosistxt part3

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

then add in a “…always concentrating upon my voice, ingoring all other sounds
. Even though other sounds exsist, they aid you in your relaxation…”
They should soon let out a sigh as if they were letting go, and their face
should have a “woodeness” to it, becoming featurless… Now, say the following

“…. You now find yourself in a hallway, the hallway is peaceful and nice.
As I count from 10 to 1 you will imagine yourself walking further and further
down the hall. When I reach one you will find yourself where you want to be,
in another, higher state of concious and mind. (Count from ten to one)…..”

Do this about three or four times. Then, to test if the subject is under
hypnosis or not, say….

“…You feel a strange sensation in your (arm they write with) arm, the feeling
begins at your fingers and slowly moves up your arm, as it moves through your
arm your arm becomes lighter and lighter, it will soon be so light it will rise
….. Becoming lighter and lighter which each breath and moment…”

Their fingers should begin to twitch and then move up, the arm following, now
my friend, you have him/her in hypnosis. The first time you do this, while
he/she is under say good things, like: “your going to feel great tomorrow” or
“every day in every way you will find yourself becoming better and better”..
Or some crap like that… The more they go under, the deeper in hypnosis they
will get each time you do it.

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! What to do when Hypnotised !
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When you have them under you must word things very carefully to get your way.
You cannot simply say… Take off your clothes and hump the pillow. No, that
would not really do the trick. You must say something like…. “you find your
self at home, in your room and you have to take a shower (vividly describe
their room and whats happening), you begin to take off your clothes…” Now,
it cant be THAT simple, you must know the persons house, room, and shower room.
Then describe things vividly and tell them to act it out (they have to be
DEEPLY under to do this…). I would just suggest that you experiment a while,
and get to know how to do things.

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! Waking Up !
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Waking up is very easy, just say..

“…as I count from 1 to 5 you will find yourself becomming more and more
awake, more and more lively. When you wake up you will find yourself complete-
ly alive, awake, and refreshed. Mentally and physically, remembering the
pleasant sensation that hypnosis brings… Waking up feeling like a new born
baby, reborn with life and vigor, feeling excellent. Remembering that next time
you enter hypnosis it will become an ever increasing deeper and deeper state
than before. 1- you feel energy course throughout your limbs. 2- you begin
to breathe deeply, stirring. 3- begining to move more and more your eyes
open, bringing you up to full concious. 4- you are up,up, up and awakening
more and more. 5- you are awake and feeling great.”

And thats it! You now know how to hypnotise yourself and someone else.
You will learn more and more as you experiment.
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! (C)opyright 1985 Metal Communications Inc. All Rights Rebuked. !
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Archive-name Miscellhypnosistxt part2

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

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! How to Induce Hypnotism !
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Now that you know how to talk to your subconcious mind, I will now tell you
how to guide someone into hypnosis. Note that I said guide, you can never,
hynotise someone, they must be willing. Ok, the subject must be lying or sit-
ing in a comfortable position, relaxed, and at a time when things arent going
to be interrupted. Tell them the following, or something close to it, in a
peaceful, monotinous tone (not a commanding tone of voice)

NOTE: Light a candle and place it somewhere where it can be easily seen.

” Take a deep breath through your nose and hold it in for the count of 8.
Now, through your mouth, exhale completely and slowly. Continued breathing
long, deep, breaths through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Tense
up all your muscles very tight, now, counting from ten to one, release them
slowly, you will find them very relaxed. Now, look at the candle, as you look
at it, with every breath and passing momement, you are feeling increasingly
more and more peaceful and relaxed. The candles flame is peaceful and bright.
As you look at it I will count from 100 down, as a count, your eyes will become
more and more relaxed, getting more and more tired with each passing moment.”

Now, count down from 100, about every 10 numbers say “When I reach xx your eyes
(or you will find your eyes) are becoming more and more tired.” Tell them they
may close their eyes whenever they feel like it. If the persons eyes are
still open when you get to 50 then instead of saying “your eyes will..” say
“your eyes are…”. When their eyes are shut say the following.

“….as you lie (or sit) here with your eyes comfortably close you find your
self relaxing more and more with each moment and breath. The relaxation feels
pleasant and blissful so, you happily give way to this wonderful feeling.”
” Imaginge yourself on a cloud, resting peacefully, with a slight breeze caress
ing your body. A tingling sensasion begins to work its way, within and without
your toes, it slowly moves up your feet, making them warm, heavy and relaxed.
The cloud is soft and supports your body with its soft texture, the scene is
peaceful and absorbing, the peacefulness absorbs you copletely… The tingling
gently and slowly moves up your legs, relaxing them. Making them warm and
heavy. The relaxation feels very good, it feels so good to relax and let go.
As the tingling continues its journey up into your solar plexus, you feel your
inner stomach become very relaxed. Now, it moves slowly into your chest, make-
ing your breathing relaxed as well. The feeling begins to move up your arms to
your shoulders, making your arms heavy and relaxed as well. You are aware of
the total relaxation you are now experiencing, and you give way to it. It is
good and peaceful, the tingling now moveves into your face and head, relaxing
your jaws, neck, and facial muscles, making your cares and worries float away.
Away into the blue sky as you rest blisfully on the cloud….”

If they are not responsive or you think they (he or she..) is going to sleep,
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellhypnosistxt

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Archive-author: Tazzie
Archive-title: Hypnosis

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! What Hypnotism Is !
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Hypnotism, contrary to common beleif, is merely state when your mind and body
are in a state of relaxation and your mind is open to positive, or cleverly
worded negative, influences. It is NOT a trance where you:

o Are totally influencable.
o Cannot lie.
o A sleep which you cannot wake up from
without help.

This may bring down your hopes somewhat, but, hypnotism is a powerful for
self help, and/or mischeif.

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! Your Subconcious Mind !
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Before going in further, I’d like to state that hypnotism not only is great
in the way that it relaxes you and gets you (in the long run) what you want,
but also that it taps a force of incredible power, beleive it or not, this
power is your subconcious mind. The subconcious mind always knows what is
going on with every part of your body, every moment of the day. It protects
you from negative influences, and retains the power to slow your heartbeat
down and stuff like that. The subconcious mind holds just about all the info
you would like to know about yourself, or, in this case, the person you will be
hypnotising. There are many ways to talk to your subconcious and have it talk
back to you. One way is the ouja board, no its not a spirit, merely the minds
of those who are using it. Another, which I will discuss here, is the pendulum
method. Ok, here is how it goes. First, get a ring or a washer and tie it to
a thread a little longer than half of your forearm. Now, take a sheet of paper
and draw a big circle in it. In the big circle you must now draw a crosshair
(a big +). Now, put the sheet of paper on a table. Next, hold the thread
with the ring or washer on it and place it (holding the thread so that the
ring is 1 inch above the paper swinging) in the middle of the crosshair. Now,
swing the thread so the washer goes up and down, say to yourself the word “yes”
Now, do it side to side and say the word “no”. Do it counter clockwise and say
“I don’t know”. And lastly, do it clockwise and say “I dont want to say.”
Now, with the thread back in the middle of the crosshair, ask yourself
questions and wait for the pendulum to swing in the direction for the answer.
(Yes, no, I dont know or I dont wanna say…). Soon, to your amazement, it
will be answering questions like anything… Let the pendulum answer, dont try
.. When you try you will never get an answer. Let the answer come to you.
…End of the part1. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part4

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

are used to a mares pussy which is several degrees hotter then a humans
body heat. A person could fuck or suck them and not bring them to the
point of orgasm unless they had been isolated and deprived and unable to
help but cut loose with a load. Stallions can be readily trained though.
Most stud farms use artificial insemination, the stallions are aroused by
the scent of mares in heat and then an artificial vagina filled with warm
water is slipped over their cock and they reach orgasm. The stallions soon
learn the routine and just be leading them into the proper barn they know
what is coming and obtain an erection. This can work for you too. By
coming repeatedly to a horse and arousing him he will become trained to see
you as a sexual object. Soon just your presence will give him a throbbing
hard-on.

Arousing the Stallion

Stallions are aroused by the smell of horse pussy above all else.
If you have access to a mare, then gentle her till she will let you finger
her…then coat your fingers with her juice. Now rub your fingers across
the stallions nose! He will react even if she is not in heat! He knows
the smell! I have done this to geldings! Horses that have been castrated
and they still got a hardon!!! Also pet & rub the horse and rub his
cock…don’t pull on it hard.. be gentle…big as it is it is still tender!
If you rub his belly and sheath slowly and gently and let him smell some
horse pussy juice then he will erect. If you can find a horse in heat then
grab some urine and refrigerate it. Take some out and thaw it when you
want it. Rubbing some hot mare piss on a stallions nose will make him
horny as hell! He will be all over you! Once a stallion smells that he
doesn’t care what he fucks! He just wants a hot hole.
Make sure there are no other horses around…otherwise he will jump them
instead of you!
Some horses have been trained too react to certain cues, others react to
their own natural cues…I remember a $1,000,000.00 Arabian stallion I
trained.. He stuck his tounge out about 1/2 inch…when someone would rub
this small crescent he would instantly get a raging hardon…more proof
that stallions are very oral. This stallion had never had sex with a
mare…he had only climaxed through the intervention of humans and was
quite happy with having sex in a artificial vagina with the help of
humans…training does wonders.

NOONE SHOULD ATTEMPT VAGINAL OR ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STALLION
unless they have are experienced in fist fucking or have taken a large dog
in to the max ( IE knot and all). A horse has an enormus cock and could do
serious damage to someone who is not prepared. A horse cock can easily grow
as big as the knot in a large dogs cock so if you can’t take that in then
you aren’t ready. PS. A large dog can stretch you where a horse can fit
if you make the switch before the hole shrivels.

Country boys – you know where the animals are and how to get them…you
don’t need to read this.

City Boys – Drive out to the suburbs and find some isolated horses.. try to
encounter them in the day and get them used to you then return at night to
have some fun. IF there are stables around then spend some time there.
Sign up for riding lessons or whatever and then kindof fade out and help
groom the horses and clean the stalls. Chances or whoever runs the scene
will be glad for the help and won’t question your prescence there. You can
help run the show by day and return for sex at night. Just be careful,
there is less privacy in the city as compared to the country. You sure
don’t want to be caught!

New animals on the block!!

We now have miniature donkeys and horses as well as the larger ponys to
play with!

These animals reach a maximum of about 200 pounds for the purebreeds and
somewhat larger for the crossbreeds. You can buy or breed an animal just
for your size specifications! Male and female animals made to order.
Miniatures are currently selling (dec. 1991) for $300 to $3000 depending on
pedigree. Anyone can find a horse their size. Support and promote these
animals. They are salvation to us all. The mares are tight and the
stallions are all sizes…one can be found to fit any hole.

ANIMAL TRAINER (C) 1991

EDITORS NOTE:
I have known animal triner for many years and he is very experienced with
animals. Take his word as gospel….he knows what he speaks of and is a
true beastie wonder! The 5 years he spent on the stud farm gave him
extensive equine experience!

Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part3

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

reluctant to have sex. The wild ones are used to violent horsecock and the
others have had peoples arms in their cunts so they can be apprehensive
about sexual events. Start rubbing ,scratching, etc in different areas
and observe the mare to see what she likes…almost all horses enjoy being
scratched under the chin and across the withers. Play with the horse until
it is comfortable with you and as you stroke it slowly move toward it’s
hind end. Scratch her rump and around her tale and the move down her hind
legs. If she reacts to this well she might raise her tail
somewhat…gently rub her pussy and see how she reacts…if she doesn’t get
violent then spit on your fingers and rub a couple of them through her
snatch…if she doesn’t try to kick you then she is probably ready to fuck.
Note on horses and getting kicked…. Standing directly in front of a horse
is hazardous as it can raise on it’s hind legs and come down with a front
hoof on your head. Standing 3-6 feet behind a horse is hazardous as it has
range to wind up and kick you a good one with the hind legs. Standing
beside a horse is fairly safe. It can only stomp on your toes which can be
avoided…standing behind a horse is safe if you are no farther then a foot
from it’s rump..you are so close that the horse can’t develop a full swing
and cannot kick you hard. If the horse can move forward you might fall
into range so try to tie up or use a stall or something so the animal
cannot pull away into striking range. If you make a good relationship
however the above is unnecessary though. I have had mare that welcomed
me…pushed back every time I shoved, and contracted her cunt to milk my
cock dry. Horses are some of the best pussy I have ever tried! And I have
tried plenty of PEOPLE & ANIMALS! Also horses are easily trainable! As
long as you make sure they enjoy what is happening and don’t force them or
get angry with them if they misunderstand what you want of them, they will
love you always. Above all try to understand what they like and do it to
them….by doing whatever, to make them happy, they will respond by
granting you greater freedoms. Once you have succesfully fucked a filly a
few times she will be used to it and look forward to your visits so long as
you give her the attention she desires. You must experiment and treat her
as a lover and see what turns her on. Treat her as she wants and she will
give you all.

The Stallion

A stallion is is one of the most proudest, powerful, masculine, things
there is. All stallions are very oral and like to nibble and bite on
anything available. This can be annoying and painful and they should be
trained against it at a early age or else you should wear a padded suit, so
that they can bite you painlessly. This might be considered as a horse
that allows itself to be bitten without reacting is signalling that it is
sexually receptive. Stallions that have succesfully coupled in the wild
are somewhat resistant from seduction by humans. If they are isolated,
tempted and trained, then they will become more acquiessent but the best
ones are those that have been raised in a human enviroment since weaning,
since they have not had sex with other horses they are more amenable to
having sex with humans when their hormones kick in and they are looking for
some release. Bringing a wild horse to orgasm can be more difficult. They
…End of the part3. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellhorshelptxt part2

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

The Mare – how to do it.

Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
Miniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees or
squatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand on
or “platform shoes”…(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
so that you can reach her pussy.
Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready right
away…some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
time with it gaining it’s trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
don’t force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
it’s fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
reacts will depend on it’s own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
wild then you will have to go through an extended “courtship” to learn how
to respond to the beast.

MARES – TRAINING YOUR OWN

When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you have
limited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you have
plenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with her
during the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to run
free. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends at
least 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as she
approaches her first birthday confine her more…she is now at the right
age and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable to
any new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have no
objection to someone playing with their pussy’s. I have walked up on a pen
full of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I petted
them and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemed
to enjoy it. These fillys didn’t even know me but they were young,
inexperienced and bored…also since they were penned they were used to the
presence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasture
will run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.
If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of you
and snort and fret, but eventually they will get curious and come
closer…you must wait until they have come close enough to smell and touch
you before saying anything or moving. Even then speak softly and move VERY
slowly so as not to spook them. If you can feed the horses and let them
smell you during the day on several occaisons then they will remember you
and come to you more readily when you appear in the middle of the night.
Also if you are seducing strange horses you should bring them food. This
is a good way to start a relationship.
Wild mares or those that have been artificially inseminated are usually
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellgvibrattxt part3

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

included the clinical production of orgasm in women and girls.”

According to medical and midwifery texts of the 1600s, “the
treatment generally consisted of the insertion of one or more
fingers of one hand into the vagina and the application of
friction to the external genitalia with the other. Fragrant oils
of various types were employed as lubricants in this procedure.”
The objective was to induce “hysterical paroxysm,” manifested by
“rapid respiration and pulse, reddening of the skin, vaginal
lubrication and abdominal contractions.” Sounds very familiar,
doesn’t it, but at the time it was considered an activity more
appropriate to the doctor’s office than the boudoir!

Maines writes that not all physicians recognized this “paroxysm”
as an orgasm, but some medical authors through the ages do
“comment on the morally ambiguous character of the treatment,
including [one physician] who observes that genital massage
should be reserved ‘to those alone who have clean hands and a
pure heart’.” Later therapies included massage with a jet of
water, but “hydrotherapists warned that patients were inclined to
demand more treatment than was considered good for them.” A
seventeenth century doctor complained of the fatigue factor for
the physician in massage therapy and the long practice and
considerable dexterity required (not to mention the stress of
keeping those hands clean and those hearts pure).

Maines credits George Taylor, an American physician, with a
primary role in the development of the modern vibrator in this
country. In 1869 and 1872 he patented a steam-powered massage and
vibratory apparatus for treatment of female disorders, intended
for supervised use “to prevent overindulgence.” By 1900, “a wide
range of vibratory apparatus was available to
physicians….Articles and textbooks on vibratory massage
technique at the turn of the century praised the machines’
versatility for treatment of nearly all diseases in both sexes,
and its [sic] efficiency of time and labor, especially in
gynecological massage….By [1909] convenient portable models
were available, permitting use on house calls….” (So that’s
what was inside the doctor’s little black bag.)

Until the end of the 1920s, vibrators were advertised in many
respectable women’s magazines as home appliances, primarily as an
aid to good health and relaxation, but with ambiguous overtones -
– “All the pleasures of youth will throb within you,” reads a
typical ad. Maines believes that the disappearance of vibrators
from doctors’ offices and magazine advertisements “may have been
the result either of the adoption of psychotherapeutic treatments
[for hysteria] by physicians, or of the appearance of vibrators
in stag films in the Twenties, or both.”

Most of the electric vibrators discussed in this book were
neither designed nor marketed (until very recently) with sexual
uses in mind.

In a 1981 Esquire article, author Mimi Swartz reviewed the
emergence of the vibrator as a big business venture, with sales
totaling about $13 million in 1980. This is a remarkable story
when you consider that the manufacturers are marketing a product
without advertising its main benefit. Imagine trying to sell a
toaster by saying that it is a metal box that gets very hot when
you plug it in — and that’s all. Apparently, this non-existent
marketing approach failed, since several mainstream manufacturers
no longer make vibrators.

Electric vibrators/massagers have been manufactured in the United
States since around the turn of the century (the most elderly in
my collection was made by Hamilton Beach and carries a patent
date of 1902). However, the first electric vibrator openly
advertised for sexual use was an American-made, multi-attachment
model, repackaged with a clitoral stimulator tip, and sold at
first almost exclusively through the mail in the early 1970s.
This particular brand is now sold primarily by discount stores
alongside the hair dryers and electric toothbrushes. The package
insert is pretty tame; all sexual references have disappeared. In
the late 1980s, a well-stocked department or discount store in
some parts of the country may carry as many as four or five
different brands of electric vibrators, and lest rural readers
despair, the Sears catalog has always included a full line of
good quality vibrators (manufactured for them by others). Are you
surprised?

Interesting, isn’t it, that vibrators which lost their
respectability once they were shunned by the medical profession
are now seen as an important tool for women taking control of and
enhancing their sexuality.

Archive-name Miscellgvibrattxt part2

Monday, November 19th, 2007

During this time, I was being trained as a sex therapist and was
working with many women who had never experienced orgasm. The
women in my groups who wanted to experiment with vibrators
expressed distress about how awkward they felt purchasing them.
Shortly thereafter, I decided to open Good Vibrations, a vibrator
store especially (though certainly not exclusively) for women,
with a vibrator museum (actually an antique oak showcase) for the
public display of our collection. I also wrote and published the
first version of this book.

Since 1975, I have learned a great deal about vibrators. In the
store, I have had the opportunity to talk with hundreds of women
and dozens of men about all aspects of vibrator use. During this
time, people have talked more and more openly about vibrators.
Sales of vibrators in drug, department and discount stores have
mushroomed. In these settings, of course, advertising and
promotion are still aimed at the consumers’ sore muscles and
tired feet. However, once many of these vibrators get home and
out of the box, they probably spend most of their turned-on
moments turning someone on. People are not only using vibrators
more, they are also increasingly talking, writing, and reading
about them.

The “Hysterical” History of the Vibrator

Did you ever wonder what mysterious ailment confined the
Victorian woman to her bed? Our prim and proper ancestor had the
doctor scurrying up the stairs with his little black bag and the
servants whispering about “female troubles.”

Not infrequently, those “female troubles” were “hysteria,”
believed in ancient Egypt and Greece to be the revolt of the
uterus against sexual deprivation. Webster’s reminds us that
“hysteria” derives from “the former notion that hysteric women
were suffering from disturbances of the womb” (now you know why
men are almost never hysterical!) and defines it as a
“psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances
of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions.” It
wasn’t until 1952 that the American Psychiatric Association
dismissed hysteria as a valid diagnosis.

Historian Rachel Maines has recently provided us with a wealth of
information about the standard medical treatment of “hysteria”
using vibrators. Maines shows that “the electromechanical
vibrator, introduced as a medical appliance in the 1880s and as a
household appliance between 1900 and 1905, represented a de-
skilling and capital-labor substitution innovation designed to
improve the efficiency of medical massage, a task performed since
ancient times by physicians, midwives and their assistants.”
Medical massage “from the time of Hippocrates to that of Freud
…End of the part2. To be continued..

Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part8

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

diarrhea. Cows are not attractive to most people when their
whole rear end is covered in dried shit. Grain feeding
eliminates this problem.

Cows have wonderfully warm and slimy pussies, and are very good
eating. Unfortunately, to get the best fuck from them, you have
to be hung a little better than average. Those of you less well
endowed can try out the four-month old heifers. The younger
heifers can be fucked while standing flat footed, but the adult
cows will require something to stand on.

One of the best things about cows is that the pussy is not
buried way down between heavy muscled ass cheeks; it usually
hangs out a little from their body. When you are eating cow
pussy, you can get your tongue really deep. When fucking them,
you can stick you balls and everything in there. If you have
friends watching, it’s also easier for everyone to see what’s
going on.

Cows seem to have an endless supply of shit inside, and love to
release it just when you are about ready to come and not in the
mood to pull away. When the cow is grain fed, the turds are
hard and this is generally not a problem. For the pasture fed
cows, the closest thing I can think of is the feeling of a few
gallons of warm spaghetti sauce running over your belly and down
your legs. Cows love to piss a lot also. If you like to eat
pussy, like the avid bestialist, and you’re on your knees behind
the cow, you run the risk (or the pleasure, depending on how you
look at it) of being drenched at any moment with about two
gallons of hot cow piss. I have found this to be an enormous
turn-on, but if you personally have a problem with being pissed-
on and occasionally shit-on by your animal, you will probably
want to own something other than cows.

MARES

Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will need a crate or
stool that will bring you up to their level. They take to being
trained to stand still very quickly. Mares have an unusual
feature in their pussies that allows them to voluntarily
contract some muscles that result in a “winking” effect. Some
mares have such a strong winking that you can hear the snap when
they do it. This feature makes mares absolutely the best eating
pussy on the planet. Of course, mares run the whole gamut from
cold fish to incredibly hot sex machines. You will have to
experiment to find out where your mare fits in.

If you are lucky enough to have one of the hot ones, it means
that she will be winking and squirting fluid and making obscene
squishing noises when being fucked. This helps make up for the
fact that they do have large pussies, and unless you are well
equipped, you might not get enough friction to get off. The
squishing and winking might give you a psychological advantage
though… since she would also exhibit these actions when being
fucked by a stallion, you can think of yourself as a stallion,
and that can give you an enormous boost!

Miniature horses have all the same attributes as the full size
ones, except they are too small to ride. For the average hung
dude, one of these might be the way to go. You will probably
still get the winking and squishing, but with a much tighter
pussy, you will have a sex partner to die for. Also, you can
fuck the miniatures flat-footed. Mares seldom dump or piss
during the action, so you can concentrate on getting your rocks
off.

CONCLUSION

Based on all the foregoing, I highly recommend mares as the best
animal partner that can be had. If you get a full size one, you
have the added pleasure of being able to saddle her up and go
for a ride. In addition, a mare would not be out of place in a
non-farm area. Lots of residential areas permit horses, but not
other farm animals.

End of dissertation… remember, play safe, have fun, and fuck
like a mink because it will be all too soon when you will not be
able to do it any more. Thank you.

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Archive-name Miscellguideseltxt part7

Friday, November 16th, 2007

and it is a little distracting, because I do not wish to “trap”
any animal for my own pleasure. Pleasure must be mutual for me
to enjoy it. Anyway, sheep body shapes allow you to get them
on their backs and fuck them belly to belly — and kiss them
while your at it!

Sheep tend to have burrs, stickers and other undesirable
things in their coats. I recommend keeping them shorn. Even
then, their wool produces a lot of lanolin, so you can expect to
come away feeling a little oily.

The thing that really recommends the sheep is the pussy. It’s
as though it was specifically designed for bestiality minded
guys. It is tight, wet, and seemingly bottomless. It’s also a
good pussy for eating. Don’t worry if you are hung like a mule,
the sheep will accommodate you just fine. Sheep don’t have a
very strong sphincter muscle, so you can easily fuck them up the
ass also.

SOWS

My experiences with a sow have been a little less than
satisfactory. The one I had was quite large, around 600 pounds
and (you guessed it) fat as a pig! She just was not very
attractive to me. Once I got into her, her pussy was very hot
and clinging, and she was really a pretty good fuck. Sows are
difficult to mount due to their size, and at that weight you
can’t exactly pick them up and lay them down. I found that if I
spread my legs way out and balanced on her back, I could get to
her pussy fairly well. Big sows are quite strong, and they
won’t stand for you unless they want to. It’s difficult to tie
one because ropes just slip over their head.

One nice thing about sows is that when they are in heat, all
they want is to get fucked. You can easily tell by putting
pressure on their back. If they assume a more sexual stance,
and appear to be a little paralyzed, you have a hot sow!

I would like to have more opportunities with sows, but have not
had the chance. At various livestock shows I have noticed that
the prize sows were trim and fit at around 150 pounds, and very
sexy looking. I would not kick one of those out of bed!

COWS

Cows are easy and fairly cheap to get, fun to fuck, and easy to
sell for what you paid for them. This is probably the
reason they are a favorite on many farms. Cows that are kept
for sex are usually fed grain and hay rather than being
pastured. Pasture feeding a cow will usually bring on a lot of
…End of the part7. To be continued..