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February 7th, 2010Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part12
January 20th, 2010 247. had sex?
248. had sex with a virgin? (not yourself.)
249. had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20
years?
250. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this
case would also count.)
251. been involved in fist-fucking?
252. done 69? (simultaneous oral sex.)
253. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
254. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex,
or mutual masturbation?
255. had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know? (and still don’t
know.)
256. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
257. been a participant in a who’s-physically-better-equipped
verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender;
spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different
gender.)
258. been a judge in a contest such as above?
259. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
260. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
261. fondled someone who was asleep?
262. attempted to seduce someone?
263. allowed yourself to be seduced?
264. had an orgasm while petting?
265. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
266. had an orgasm at all?
267. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
268. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
269. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
270. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
271. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
272. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of
someone else?
273. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone
else?
274. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race?
275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
276. been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex? (4
or more people, partners must be exchanged.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 7: Alternate Choices. 26 questions.
For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications
or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual
gratification. In other words, have you done it in a serious basis?
Trying it a few times to see what it’s like does not count.
Have you ever done any of the following:
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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part11
January 19th, 2010 220. received finger scratch marks?
221. drawn blood by scratching during sex?
222. drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn
blood)
223. given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?
224. performed oral sex?
225. received oral sex?
226. swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?
227. done sixty-nine ?
228. performed mutual masturbation?
229. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
230. had sex on the first date?
231. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm,
prayer, and hope methods counts as “without the use of birth control
devices”.)
232. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
233. had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and *still* don’t
know)
234. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
235. had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20
years?
236. had sex with someone not of your own race?
237. had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)
_______________________________________________________________________________
Section 6: Non Primary Choice Relations. 39 questions.
This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with
people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
section of the test, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is to be someone of your
OWN gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
word “someone” or “partner”, is someone of the
OPPOSITE gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the word “someone” or “partner”, is to
be someone of your OWN gender.
Have you ever done any of the following:
238. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
239. kissed someone on the lips?
240. french kissed someone?
241. necked?
242. petted?
243. received manual sex?
244. given manual sex?
245. received oral sex?
246. given oral sex?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400 part10
January 18th, 2010 183. petted below the waist?
184. kissed on the first date?
185. necked on the first date?
186. petted above the waist on the first date?
187. petted below the waist on the first date?
188. given a hickey?
189. received a hickey?
190. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
turtlenecks)
191. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
192. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
193. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
194. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
195. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
196. had your fingers licked or sucked?
197. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
198. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
199. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
200. fondled someone who was asleep?
201. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
202. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
203. seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good
lighting conditions?
204. been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting
conditions?
205. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
206. bathed or showered with someone?
207. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two
broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn’t count, no matter how
cute s/he was.)
208. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
209. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
210. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
211. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
212. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
213. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
214. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
215. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
216. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
219. given finger scratch marks?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-500400
January 17th, 2010 Archive-author:
Archive-title: Purity Test – 500 Question
THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL
P U R I T Y T E S T
_______________________________________________________________________________
Version 4.0 (500)
Final Release
23-Apr-1988
_______________________________________________________________________________
Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy’s law on
sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics. Chaste makes
waste. Virginity can be cured.
This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.
The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the
Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed
any of the actions contained herein.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer of Liability
The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person
must copulate in control, and use good judgement at all times; that partners’
conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and
previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces,
spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and
many other natural and man-made obstacles and hazards, including other users
and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers
(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and equipment are constantly in
use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence,
collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time,
even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent
risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition
of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test
agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and
further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes
the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result
from use of the partner’s facilities.
As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a
transfer of use by another or anything else in the management’s opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part9
January 16th, 2010 153. kissed on the first date?
154. necked on the first date?
155. petted above the waist on the first date?
156. petted below the waist on the first date?
157. given a hickey?
158. received a hickey?
159. fondled or stroked someone else’s clothed legs?
160. fondled or stroked someone else’s bare legs?
161. fondled or stroked someone else’s frontal chest/torso region?
162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
164. had your fingers licked or sucked?
165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or
nibbled?
166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
167. licked or sucked someone else’s finger(s)?
168. fondled someone who was asleep?
169. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier?
171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good
lighting conditions?
172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone
else?
173. been in someone’s company while both of you were completely nude?
174. bathed or showered with someone?
175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that it doesn’t count if you were in the
hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter
how cute she is.)
176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s clothed
breast?
178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman’s bare
breast?
179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else’s nipple?
180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s
covered genitals?
182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else’s bare
genitals?
184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise
handled?
185. had an orgasm while petting?
186. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
187. given or received finger scratch marks?
188. performed oral sex?
189. received oral sex?
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122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
123. taken valium?
124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
128. taken opiate in any form?
129. taken opiate in any form more than twice?
130. used cocaine?
131. used cocaine more than four times?
132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than
medical?
133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that
of medical more than twice?
134. taken PCP?
135. taken PCP more than twice?
136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
138. taken LSD more than six times?
139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
getting drugs and who wouldn’t, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g.
Who’s got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in
it and the other half wouldn’t and everybody picks a cup and drinks
it and wonders who gets lucky.)
141. had sex while using cocaine?
142. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
143. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
_______________________________________________________________________________
For this section, it you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by
the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite
gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of the opposite gender.
5. Non Platonic
Have you done any of the following:
144. propositioned someone for necking or petting?
145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
146. pinched or patted someone else’s buttocks?
147. french kissed?
148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
150. necked?
151. petted above the waist?
152. petted below the waist?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part7
January 14th, 2010 93. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment,
house, habitation, office, etc?
94. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by
someone of the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or
rescue mission at the time?
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95. mooned or goosed someone?
96. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of
people?
97. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as
for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)
98. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
99. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
masturbation?
100. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
masturbation?
101. thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to
be pregnant?
102. had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy?
103. had sex while either you or your partner but not both were under the
age of consent of the state that you were in then?
104. given a sympathy fuck?
105. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
106. willingly committed incest?
107. been involved in adultery?
108. stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than
that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys
invading the women’s dorm on a mission of panty raids does not
count.)
109. intentionally taken someone’s underwear and didn’t know who it
belonged to?
_______________________________________________________________________________
4. Drugs
Have you ever done any of the following:
110. had an alcoholic drink?
111. been intoxicated?
112. threw-up from too much alcohol?
113. passed out due to excessive alcohol?
114. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?
115. smoked tobacco?
116. chewed tobacco?
117. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the
DEA, in violation of the law?
118. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound
scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
119. taken stimulants?
120. taken depressants excluding alcohol?
121. inhaled nitrous oxide (NO ) while not visiting a dentist?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part6
January 13th, 2010 _______________________________________________________________________________
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions
Have you ever done any of the following:
66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of
administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That’s where you
are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions
for Use for further information.)
67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
68. lied on any previous Purity Tests?
69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
70. broken your word, promise, or vow?
71. written graffitti?
72. plagiarized?
73. shoplifted?
74. stolen?
75. made out a check that bounced?
76. committed breaking and entering?
77. told someone that you loved them when you did not?
78. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
sex with them?
79. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were
engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
80. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or
mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
81. used alcohol to lower someone else’s inhibitions for the intent of
sex or oral sex?
82. used drugs to lower someone else’s inhibitions for the intent of sex
or oral sex?
83. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations
with you?
84. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or
more of the people involved were not aware of your actions?
85. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or
more of the people unaware of what you were doing?
86. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of
them knowing that you were doing it?
87. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)
88. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not
originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?
89. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or
in the family car’s glove compartment.)
90. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height,
above ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such
permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?
91. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly
accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
access are nil do not count.)
92. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food
storage/preparation appliance?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part5
January 12th, 2010 fortnight?
38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby
civilization?
40. masturbated to orgasm?
41. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
materials?
42. masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck,
motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
43. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the
phone. This is legit.)
44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
47. been to a peep show?
48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
your undies after a shower doesn’t make it.)
51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,
lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms
and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not
count.)
52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
tm
of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn’t count. Think:
design and function.)
53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat
woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.)
54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas,
carrots, apples…)?
55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other
carvable material (that isn’t food)?
57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?
58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
59. inserted your finger into your rectum?
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60. used ben-wa balls ?
61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)
62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an
accident.)
63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the
time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part4
January 11th, 2010 9. slow danced?
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10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers?
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11. had the symptoms of Roman hands?
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone
without anything steamy happenings?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had
never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better
routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping
that they would pick up on it?
_______________________________________________________________________________
Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, the
events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the
time. It was so named because predominantly these activities, like
the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
Have you ever done the following:
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally
expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who
is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
33. shaved your genital pubic hair?
34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part3
January 10th, 2010 This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions. It starts out
tame and gets progressively worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint.
There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can, of course, as
your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester
yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that
the funnest way to utilize this test if to hold a Purity Test Party. All you
need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (No doubt lots of writing
implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test
will be the test administrator; he/she will read the questions out loud and
everybody else will write down their answers. We have no definite rules as to
whether the participants are required to divulge their answers, that is up to
the group to decide; however, each person’s purity score should be made common
knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the
rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who’s easy and who isn’t, so you’ll know who to go home with. Don’t leave home
without it.
All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood infancy. Anything that may have
happened before such time is considered not standing and void; it’s a null
point. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR
you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you
masturbating them. We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual
case; homosexual sex has occurred when you and/or your partner (of the same
sex) have an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of you and
those of your partner.
We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn’t worry too much about getting a
high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
— ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT —
_______________________________________________________________________________
For this section, if you are mostly a:
– heterosexual, then the your partner in deed, often referred to
by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the
opposite gender.
– homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.
– 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often
referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
of the opposite gender.
1. Platonic Relations
Have you ever done any of the following:
1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region
as a friendly gesture?
2. held hands with someone?
3. had a date?
4. had a date past 1 a.m.?
5. dated someone on a regular basis?
6. picked someone up?
7. been picked up?
8. gone steady?
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Archive-name Miscellpure-40035a part2
January 9th, 2010 request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative of the
pimp/spouse; (3) that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times
when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.
Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A.,
sections 2581 and 2582.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Genesis/History:
ver last revise #of q revision site/contributors
1 – – 100 MIT Baker House/anon
1 – -1982 100 Ported to CMU by ps
2 Spring-1983 247 CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al
3 13-Apr-1985 400 CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al
Version 1 (100) Created at MIT. Two parallel versions; one for male,
and one for female. Not much is known about this version.
Version 2 (247) Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
250 questions, but got tired that night and said “we’ll think
of three more tomorrow”, and tomorrow never got there.
Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx. All
former version were short-lived and tended to be bug ridden.
Does not discriminate against gays or bi’s. Good correspondence
of scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
version and version 2. Added in Genesis/History section.
Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of Liability,
Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.
Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
Rebuilt from the 3.3C.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
copy) of the Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up
same bugs in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question; The page
number was moved from top of the page to the bottom center;
this was to avoid problems trying to coordinate duplex/simplex
printing by other people and the positioning of odd/even page
numbers. Added in verbose history section.
Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985
Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400. After an
all-night hack session, discovered that the problem lies with
the version 4 (1400)-1 of Scribe and how it treats @section
headers and @begin(text). Ended up making the pageheading
contain a Scribe version field. Also had to add in an extra
token @newpage on the page that the questions start; this was
to preserve the last of the @style[pagenumber (@A)] page
numbers, preserve the same in the Table of Contents, force the
page number to be 1, make sure that the Contents get that
right, and to force @pageheading and @pagefooting.
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Instructions for Use:
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January 8th, 2010 sound of a person defecating.–The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
Ballantine Books, New York. 1981.
11
3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.–Webster’s.
The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed
crowd.–Sex Lists.
12
A dependency on being given an enema.–Sex Lists.
13
Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction
toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts (as
copulation with a corpse.)–Webster’s.
14
Abnormal attraction to filth.–Webster’s.
A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.–Sex Lists.
15
A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as a substitute for
actual sexual participation that constitutes a partial or component instinct
often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).–Webster’s.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.–Sex Lists.
16
Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and
sound of someone urinating.–Sex Lists.
17
1: One whose sexual desire is concentrated upon seeing sex organs and sexual
acts — called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying observer usu. in search of
sordid acts or scandalous sights.–Webster’s.
Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly
peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual
activity.–Sex Lists.
18
Do NOT attempt this if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
cardiac failures.
19
Do NOT attempt this at home. This is an extremely dangerous activity. The
people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.
20
Vaginal oral sex.
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Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability A
Genesis – History B
Instructions for Use D
1. Platonic Relations 1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 3
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 6
4. Drugs 9
5. Non Platonic 11
6. Non Primary Choice Relations 15
7. Alternate Choices 17
8. Group Sexual Relations 19
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct 21
9.1. Non sentient objects 21
9.2. Locality 24
9.3. Style 27
I. Scoring 31
II. Warranty Information 32
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January 7th, 2010 <#no ans.> [ENTER] 4 /
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<#no ans.> / 4 =
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II. Warranty Information
We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor
does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better
in bed or the haystack.
The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages
resulting from this test, including but not limited to, paternity suits. Ask
your doctor or pharmacist.
Do not take apart; there are no user serviceable parts inside.
Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the
publisher; just don’t edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the authors
of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family, or
fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state
to state. (i.e. inebriated)
Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance discouraged and
frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included. Some
assembly may be required. Does not come with any other figures.
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Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
The above is a public service announcement of this institution.
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Footnotes:
1
Rushin’ fingers.
2
Roamin’ hands.
3
They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted
into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out,
usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it’s supposed to feel good or
something like that.
4
Goose: opposite of moon.
5
You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.
6
Avec les animaux.
7
For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.
8
For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.
9
Anal sex.
10
Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual
excitement.–Webster’s Third New International Dictionary.
An obsession with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and
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